After Being Forced into a Marriage by the Red and Blue Clan Heads of Colorful Clouds Kingdom

As a member of the Yato, a warrior race from outer space, I know my life is destined to be anything but ordinary.

But instead of fighting on the battlefield and living up to the Yato name, I want a safe, stable life where I never go hungry.

I set out to find a way to make that happen.

Once, I found a planet that wasn't very technologically advanced and met the three Lan triplets. They shared the name Lan Xuena and needed someone to deliver a letter.

They urgently needed it delivered to someone named Hong Lishen, preferably right away.

For me, it was practically a gift from heaven.

Using a spaceship to deliver a letter was total overkill, but they were paying so much that I couldn't refuse.

I originally thought I'd only be making money from the three Lan triplets. I never expected Hong Lishen to try to recruit me too. He absolutely refused to lose to "Lan Xuena" in how quickly he could send a reply.

I didn't mind earning double the postage. I even thought that if they paid me a little more, I might let them board my spaceship and have their war of words face-to-face.

After spending a few years in the Colorful Cloud Kingdom, I had a steady income and decided to take a vacation and travel through space.

When I finally came back, both "Lan Xuena" and Hong Lishen were on edge. They no longer argued over who could become Hong Shaoke's favorite younger brother. Instead, they turned their attention to me, chasing me down and trying to force me into their grasp.

Listening to the teahouse storyteller embellish the tale of the Hong and Lan families fighting over a woman, turning me into a beautiful menace bent on swallowing up both families, I touched my face.

Sure, I'm good-looking, but...

All I wanted at first was to earn some postage money.

Reader's Guide:

★ The word count depends on inspiration.

★ Archived on September 27, 2025.

★ The Story of Saiunkoku.

Theme: I just want to eat.