[Illumi x Gin, a crossover pairing]
"Illumi, darling! What kind of fiancée do you like? Have you decided yet?" A shrill, high-pitched woman's voice came through the phone.
Illumi silently moved the phone farther away. The next second, he transmigrated into the middle of Gin's murder scene.
The silver-haired killer held a Beretta. His presence was icy, his gaze bloodthirsty. After shooting his target dead with efficient precision, he quickly turned and coldly scrutinized the person who had appeared out of nowhere.
"Illumi! Have you decided yet?"
The woman's voice on the phone urged him on with obsessive, unhinged insistence, growing ever more grating.
Illumi tilted his head. His emotionless black cat eyes sized Gin up and down. Then, a sudden idea struck him. He made a fist with his left hand and tapped it against his open right palm.
He said into the phone,
"Mom, I want a fiancée with long silver hair who works as a killer. Oh, there's one right in front of me."
"Too bad he's too weak."
Illumi's face remained blank, and his voice held not the slightest trace of regret.
Seeing this person who had appeared out of nowhere casually spout such delusional nonsense, Gin gave Illumi a bloodcurdling, icy smile. His murderous aura ran wild.
Gin stared at the Fiancée Training Manual in his hands. His fingers suddenly tightened, crumpling it.
He had no idea how anyone could be so narcissistic, so convinced of their own imagined reality, and so controlling. And, damn it, the guy had a downright abnormal level of combat prowess.
The cultivation plan for a wife of the Zoldyck family, those masochistic killer training methods... Hah. Did he have nowhere else to vent his need for control and sadism?
Vodka thought back to Illumi's one-sided rambling and asked cautiously, "Boss, are you okay?"
Gin said nothing, radiating a chilling killing intent.
Vodka: "B-Boss, the Boss said we should do our best to accommodate him..."
Gin shot him a cold glance.
The Black Organization's most dedicated top killer was enduring the humiliation of a lifetime, all to stop the big black cat from trying to seize power and assassinate the organization's Boss.
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Also known as: [The Black-Haired Control Freak Cat's Forced Love] [The Silver-Haired Killer Was Born to Be a Zoldyck Wife] [The Black and White Impermanence Killer Couple]
Theme: Raising him right, one step at a time