After graduating, Wu Yunying joined a toy company. When the special period passed, most industries were in a slump and waiting to get back on their feet.
The marketing department suggested that the company work with well-known adult streamers to boost sales.
But famous online adult entertainers generally wouldn't agree to show their faces, much less take on in-person filming jobs. So the company decided to train its own streamers to promote products in livestreams.
Unlucky Wu Yunying was picked to be a livestream assistant.
An assistant, as the name suggests, had to dress up in all sorts of ways to showcase the products.
Even worse, the streamer in charge of explaining the toys' features and how to use them was his childhood friend and sworn rival, Wei Xun.
Wu Yunying: =口= This is such a pain.
During the livestream:
Wei Xun: "This one has a rabbit tail, three heat settings, and an adjustable length. Do you like it, baby?"
Wu Yunying: "...Oh, for fuck's sake."
Wu Yunying broke out in goosebumps.
But the livestream chat was going: [k...kswl!]
Sales skyrocketed before their eyes.
The operating rules for the toy account's livestream room were as follows:
Forget that your cohost is your sworn enemy. Remember that he has the switch for your rabbit tail.
Please try every product yourself before recommending it.
When sales pass ten thousand, toy duels are permitted, but the livestream must display the warning "Special effects. Do not imitate."
When viewers spam "kswl," assume they're praising the toy's craftsmanship, not the chemistry between certain people.
Keeping the livestream lively is key to promotion.
When the viewers' excitement reaches its peak, three, two, one...
Add to cart!
After all, you can't just pluck a new rabbit tail once you've worn the old one bald. Restocking takes until next year.
Probably a sweet, oblivious assistant uke and a proper-on-the-surface, shamelessly flirtatious seme.
One-on-one, both each other's first and only love.
Theme: Keep improving every day, and live freely and happily.
