Playing the Villains with My Ex-Husband in an Old-School Angsty Novel [Quick Transmigration]

A comedy, with the occasional emotional moment

Guan Zhi and his hapless ex-husband, Di Gui, suddenly transmigrate together into a whole bunch of old-school tragic romance novels one day.

The problem is, neither of them gets a decent role.

They are all villains, and even the scripts reek of malice, as if they are saying, “You two are not going to have an easy time.”

In a strange world, with only one familiar person by your side, it is hard not to feel a little wistful and hesitant.

As it turns out, in the very first world, they get caught having an affair and are promptly treated to a double-death special. After dying once, they know better.

They open their eyes in a new world, and Di Gui says gravely, “...How about we do our missions properly from now on and stop fooling around?”

Guan Zhi does not answer. He stares fixedly at Di’s faintly visible abs, then mutters under his breath, “...Quietly, okay?”

Di Gui falls silent for three seconds, then nods. “Sure. Quietly.”

And so this pair of ex-husbands embark on a chaotic journey through old-school tragic romances, doing their best to play the villains.

A villainous couple driven to rebel by all the angst.

System: “...Strange. We’re monitoring their every move. Why does every world still go off the rails?”

Guan Zhi: “Dumbass, don’t you know you have a feature called ‘** Privacy, Do Not Disturb’?”

System: “…” It had always thought humans were just that **. So these two were discussing it at times like this. No wonder the Hosts take their clothes off as soon as they meet...

The story of an evil husband-and-husband pair who break the world’s plotlines.

Got an idea? Toss it in here.

World One: Republican-era opera singer bottom x playboy top

World Two: Demon x demon

World Three: …

Some pots and lids are just made for each other.

A little plug for my upcoming novel. Most likely, my next book will be this one: “Feng Ting Tong Bears Him a Child.”

In recent years, the Supreme Sect has produced two peerless prodigies.

Feng Ting Tong is second, and has been a perennial runner-up for ten thousand years.

Wen Jingyuan is first, and has never been surpassed.

Feng Ting Tong has always refused to accept it. What finally drove him to challenge Wen Jingyuan was discovering that his junior sister had written a story about him and Wen Jingyuan, and he was still the bottom in it! He even gave birth to Wen Jingyuan’s child!

This is simply too much to put up with!

So Feng Ting Tong sought out Wen Jingyuan for a duel. But Wen Jingyuan had just survived his tribulation, and his spiritual consciousness was unstable. Feng Ting Tong threw the story at him and said they had to fight today.

Who knew Wen Jingyuan would read it, spit out a mouthful of blood, and go into qi deviation after only a few moves with Feng Ting Tong?

Feng Ting Tong brought him around.

Wen Jingyuan looked at him with a complicated expression. “You bore me a child?”

Feng Ting Tong: “???” Damn it, he had beaten Wen Jingyuan, the Supreme Sect’s rising star and the apple of their Grandmaster’s eye, into an idiot.

After going into qi deviation, Wen Jingyuan mistook the story for his own life. The final sentence on the last page said that Feng Ting Tong had borne Wen Jingyuan a child.

To hide the fact that Wen Jingyuan had gone stupid, and because he was afraid Wen Jingyuan would run around telling everyone, Feng Ting Tong had no choice but to keep the man tethered to his side like a belt.

Wen Jingyuan insisted on seeing his son.

Feng Ting Tong told him that his parents had taken the boy back to their home at the foot of the mountain to raise him. Unable to talk Wen Jingyuan out of it, he took him home and handed him his own three-year-old, chubby-cheeked nephew. “This is your son.”

Wen Jingyuan took the boy in his arms. After a while, he said, “Our son’s spiritual roots are truly awful. We should hurry up and have a second child.”

Feng Ting Tong: “…”

An irreverent xianxia BL novel about two dim-witted husbands saving the world.

Theme: Hardship reveals true love