Secretly Confessing to My Nemesis Again Today!

Check out the blurb for my new neighbor’s novel at the very bottom (*^▽^*) *A little story about a sworn enemy rescuing someone from ruin *A stubborn, softhearted puppy with a love-addled brain × a cat who seems aloof but is always zoning out * When I finally found Xie Huaishuang, all his meridians had been destroyed. He could barely see or hear, and seemed to have forgotten that he had once been a high priest atop the altar. He didn’t even recognize me as the sworn enemy he hated most, the one who “could only make iron contraptions.” Through all the fragrant, soft red, night after night in my dreams, he wouldn’t even spare me a glance. He had shattered my iron-winged mechanisms again and again. Now his hair hung loose, his robes were draped carelessly, and his vacant gaze passed over me. My senior sister always says that if you start feeling sorry for a man, you’re done for. But no matter how I looked at it, Xie Huaishuang might be unpleasant and unreasonable, and his master might be a con artist who’d fooled the whole world, but he didn’t deserve to end up like this. So, as if possessed, I traced the words onto his hand, one stroke at a time: “Come with me.” If I could bring a withered magnolia back to life, I could nurse him back into the despicable man he used to be, too. And since Xie Huaishuang couldn’t hear me, I could also insult him eight hundred times a day! * Three months after his former nemesis took him away, Xie Huaishuang was kept awake by two questions. First, was it wrong, or at least inadvisable, to fall for your own nemesis? Second, should he tell Zhu Pingsheng that his hearing had actually started to come back? Every day, Zhu Pingsheng said all sorts of strange, lovely things to him. *1v1, both sexually inexperienced, happy ending. A sweet romance, and the blurb or title may change, but this is more or less it. *To be very clear, the love interest will recover, and he’ll get revenge for every hardship he’s endured! *The setting is extremely fantastical. Here’s a preview of an upcoming novel from my author page (*^▽^*) I knew from the start that Jiang Yungui cultivated the Heartless Dao. He didn’t look like other Heartless Dao cultivators. Instead of a sword, he carried an elaborately carved five-string pipa. His features were striking, his clothes gorgeous. Only his eyes gave nothing away: clear and snowy, like an ancient well without a ripple, no matter whom he looked at. People who fell for Heartless Dao cultivators were doomed to misery. Of course, I wasn’t going to become the one thousand and ninety-third person in the cultivation world to fall in love with Jiang Yungui at first sight. But he coerced me. He sat in the deepest part of an ice cave, claiming to be meditating on his cultivation method. If I didn’t carry him out, he’d become another ice sculpture in the frigid north before an hour was up. If I carried him out, I’d have to wake him. If I woke him, I’d have to talk to him. If I talked to him, I’d have to look into his eyes. And if I looked into his eyes, there was no way I could leave him there. Every step of the way, he was coercing me. The elders all gathered around me to warn me that Heartless Dao cultivators were terrifying. They’d heard that if one fell in love with someone, they’d kill them to prove their Dao. “Young Master, you absolutely mustn’t fall for a Heartless Dao cultivator!” What a mess. Not one of them realized I was the one being coerced. I’d keep him for two days at most, figure out why he was coercing me, then send this first disciple of the Xuantian Sect back to the Upper Continent at once. I wouldn’t keep him a minute longer than necessary. Better yet, I’d make him pay me for it. * Three months after staying in the Lower Continent, Jiang Yungui felt that Yan Duzhou wasn’t quite like the arrogant, ruthless young master of the Lower Continent described in the rumors. Only his extraordinary talent matched the stories. Apart from talking a little too much, Yan Duzhou was wonderful in every way. He spared no expense to cure Jiang Yungui’s poison, went to great lengths to find him a cultivation realm, took him flying on swords across the wilderness, and brought him all sorts of interesting things every day. It was just that sometimes... he didn’t seem very bright. Pointing at the demon they’d just killed together by the roadside, Yan Duzhou looked aggrieved. “Did you kill him to prove your Dao?” He kicked the motionless heretic cultivator and paced back and forth. “Did you kill him to prove your Dao?” He kicked the fallen beast a few times, gritting his teeth. “Did you kill it to...” Jiang Yungui wasn’t much of a talker. All he knew was that when Young Master Yan started rambling in strange words he couldn’t understand, grabbing him and giving him a kiss might do the trick. A certain elder had taught him that while he was discreetly asking about Yan Duzhou’s preferences. He had no idea how it worked. Yan Duzhou, who had been hopping mad a moment ago, did indeed shut up, though not for long. “Didn’t I tell you last time? You can’t just kiss people! Do you even know what it means to kiss someone?!” Wasn’t it just a touch? It didn’t feel much different from touching someone’s arm or hand. Jiang Yungui shook his head and waited for an explanation. Yan Duzhou stammered for ages, unable to get the words out. At last, he mumbled something even stranger. “Do you want to kill me to prove your Dao?” “Why would I kill you? If this is about the time I interrupted your cultivation, there’s no need to hold it against me...” He’d barely asked before Yan Duzhou started shaking him by the shoulders again. “Why don’t you want to kill me? Aren’t you cultivating the Heartless Dao?” “You still won’t let me be your Dao companion? You were the one who coerced me! Are you really just pretending? I knew that kiss was an act, too! Jiang Yungui, do you even have a heart? You don’t have a heart at all! ...Forget it, what snacks do you want today?” Jiang Yungui: ...? *A jealous, jealous, jealous love interest who goes crazy once he falls in love × a recipient who doesn’t understand him but indulges him without limits () *Our familiar couple trading turns, sexually inexperienced 1v1 with a happy ending. They’re like elementary school kids in love, and still manage to get things done despite being hopeless romantics ^_^ *An atypical Heartless Dao, not the bizarre kind where you have to kill your spouse to prove your Dao. *The love interest fell in love with his darling at first sight and is so lovesick it’s a little unsettling, so this may not be for fans of the love interest. The recipient is an aloof beauty to the outside world but gives his partner whatever he wants, so it may not be for fans of the recipient, either. Theme: Believe in science and pursue the truth.