My Ex-Boyfriend Could Circle the Earth Three Times

Lian Zhaoxi had a simple goal in life: open a restaurant, sell meals, count the money, and offer the occasional discount.

Until one day, the Special Containment Bureau came knocking.

“Comrade, would you like a permanent position?”

From then on, he never put down his pots and pans, and he could never escape the dungeons, either.

He cooked by day and joined dungeon runs by night, collecting payments one moment and fighting monsters the next.

Before long, he had become the Special Containment Bureau’s most unprofitable new recruit.

But more troublesome than the dungeons were the sudden appearances of his “ex-boyfriends.”

No matter where he went, someone would smile and say:

“Zhaoxi, do you remember me?”

The fish he picked up: “I’m here at home. You just come back whenever you’re ready.”

The happy little puppy: “Master, this time I’ll stay by your side for sure.”

The pretty little cat:

“Hmph… It’s not like I’m worried about you.”

The adorable little rabbit: “Big brother, they’re all so mean.”

Lian Zhaoxi: …I turned you down. Don’t just make up numbers! The dungeons are hard enough already. I can’t handle this many ex-boyfriends.

He can clear dungeons and cook in the kitchen, but ex-boyfriends? Not interested. Want a discount? How about a broken leg?

Reader advisory: This is a big, loving world, so BL, GL, BG, and even marrying a table are all possible. The protagonist is universally adored; there are side couples; neither lead is sexually inexperienced. CP: Su Zheyu. The ending is currently open.

Theme: Love and being loved.