Dude! This Isn't Right!!

Swordsman top x cross-dressing bottom

Fang Zhou needed only a day to accept that he had transmigrated into some xianxia novel about an arrogant chosen one. It took him another day to remember that in this very novel, he was a cannon-fodder character who would be chopped into meat paste by the villain.

He sat listlessly in a chair, letting his sister, who hadn't yet been chopped into meat paste herself, excitedly dress him up.

Oh well. His sister had a pretty miserable time in the original story too. If this was her one bad habit, he could put on the clothes.

But the moment Fang Zhou changed into women's clothing, a sudden chime rang in his mind.

"Congratulations, Host, on unlocking the Jian Wang 3, Seven Blossoms Sect, Become Famous Throughout the Land achievement!"

???

What was that?!

Fang Zhou was dumbfounded. He knew Jian Wang 3, and he knew the Seven Blossoms Sect, because it was the game he'd been struggling through dungeons in before he transmigrated!

"The Host has been detected as bound to an arrogant chosen-one novel and destined for a meat-paste ending. To change your fate, complete the Become Famous Throughout the Land achievement!"

Fang Zhou painstakingly got the strange System to explain. As it turned out, all he had to do was make a name for himself in the martial world to avoid being chopped into meat paste by the villain. He also had to get on good terms with the chosen-one protagonist so that he would save Fang Zhou when the time came to be killed.

...But the damn System told him that unless he wore women's clothes, he couldn't use the Seven Blossoms martial arts provided by the System and would be no more than an ordinary person.

To survive, and to keep his sister and family alive too, he tearfully put on a frilly pink outfit under the astonished gazes of his sister and mother.

Gu Yanheng looked at the "woman" awkwardly trying to strike up a conversation with him, feeling deeply puzzled.

Did people in the martial world all like dressing so strangely?

But this person was quite attractive, and the martial arts he practiced were unlike anything Gu Yanheng had ever seen... Could it be some special technique that balanced yin and yang?

Never mind. The person didn't seem malicious, and Gu Yanheng knew plenty of people liked his face. This person was just one of them.

Fang Zhou: "Gu Yanheng, want to spar with me?"

Fang Zhou: "Gu Yanheng, does your injury still hurt?"

Fang Zhou: "Gu Yanheng, Gu Yanheng, does this outfit look good?"

With his cheeks flushed, Fang Zhou held up a beautiful pink outfit and asked the tall man in front of him. Gu Yanheng's year-round black clothes only made Fang Zhou look even more "charming."

Gu Yanheng tugged at the hat covering his face and said, "If you like it, that's what matters."

It was just a special interest. Gu Yanheng could afford to buy these pretty clothes. If Fang Zhou liked them, he could buy them all.

Fang Zhou looked at Gu Yanheng nervously, then summoned his courage and called after him. "Gu Yanheng, actually, I've always..."

"I know. I like you too."

Gu Yanheng's expression was gentle beneath the fireworks, but Fang Zhou's eyes widened as he froze.

No! No, man! This isn't right!!

Theme: Cross-dressing saves the world (?)