Cross-Dressing to Lure a Crazy, Arrogant Dragon

Xie Lingjue transmigrates into a cultivation novel. He was supposed to be the male lead's sidekick.

But a bug in the System turns him into the female rival who breaks off the engagement.

Worse news: he's also the bride who gets married in someone else's place.

Plot One:

[You are the favored daughter of heaven, Xie Lingjue. After learning that the male lead has lost all his cultivation, you make a grand show of visiting him to break off your engagement and humiliate him thoroughly.]

Xie Lingjue raised an eyebrow, his expression haughty. "Ye Lingshu, you've lost your talent and become a cripple. This engagement is over."

Ye Lingshu said nothing, only gazed at him in silence.

Xie Lingjue: "?"

Why are you looking at me? Come on, say it! Say, "Don't bully a young man just because he's poor." I'm in a hurry to get to the next scene.

Plot Two:

[You are the useless second daughter, mediocre in cultivation and forced to marry the male lead in someone else's place. On your wedding night, you plant a foot on his shoulder and humiliate him mercilessly.]

Xie Lingjue's pale foot pressed against his shoulder as he leaned close to his ear. "You're nothing but a good-for-nothing, fit only to fetch this young lady's foot-washing water."

This time, Xie Lingjue thought he'd acted brilliantly!

Ye Lingshu was flushed with anger and gripped his ankle so tightly, it looked as if he wanted to devour him alive.

Plot X:

[After the wedding, you still aren't satisfied. In front of everyone, you brazenly declare, "I want Ye Lingshu to be my dog," and put a collar on him.]

Xie Lingjue: "..." I really don't have that kind of fetish!

*

Ye Lingshu realized that the eldest Miss Xie was ill. Seriously ill.

First she came to break off their engagement, full of arrogance. Then she disguised herself as the second Miss Xie and married him in her place.

But Xie Lingjue wasn't the only one with a problem. Ye Lingshu had one too.

Because even when the eldest Miss humiliated him, it felt like she was seducing him.

She was beautiful, with pale skin, and even the slap she landed on his face came with a fragrant breeze.

Ye Lingshu quietly watched her act, watched her approach without a care.

Close enough for him to notice that somewhere on this delicate, soft-bodied young lady, there was something hard.

Ye Lingshu: ?

But Ye Lingshu still couldn't help falling for him.

He wanted to make him cry, to soil him.

Later...

[The male lead returns in triumph. You beg for mercy through your tears, but he refuses to relent, humiliating you without mercy.]

Xie Lingjue sat up, rubbing his aching waist, and choked out, "...You call this humiliation?"

[Well, did you beg for mercy or not?]

Xie Lingjue: )

I'm going to kill you!

A scene-stealing, goofy beauty on the bottom x a patient, mean-hearted dog on top

The young lady and his bad dog.

*It's actually a goofy, sweet story.

*A bad dog needs someone to keep him on a leash.

Blurb posted on 2025/08/29/

Theme: Sly tricks are no match for honest simplicity.