Angst That Tears Your Heart Apart 虐文，扎心

1. 1 当 In My Fifth Year as His Stand-In, His Beloved Returned 当替身第五年，他的白月光回来了 Little Lou Who Likes Shuangqing喜欢双清的小娄子24k WordsCompleted In His Fifth Year as Her Stand-In, His First Love Came Back 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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2. 2 我 I Asked for a Divorce, and He Signed Without a Second Thought 我提离婚，他想都没想就签了 Little Lou Who Likes Shuangqing喜欢双清的小娄子29k WordsCompleted I asked for a divorce, and he signed without a second thought 79Reads—Score114d adds
3. 3 我 I Hated Him for Ten Years Before Learning He Lost His Leg to Settle My Brother's Debt 我恨了他十年，才知道他断的那条腿，是替我哥还的债 Little Lou Who Likes Shuangqing喜欢双清的小娄子Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted I hated him for ten years before I learned that he lost his leg to repay the debt my brother owed. —Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 4 不 After I Stopped Being a Simp, My Tsundere Girlfriend Regretted It 不做舔狗后傲娇女朋友却后悔了 A Heart Dancing in the Wind随风飘舞的心Urban432k WordsOngoing The girlfriend he’s loved for three years has a first love, and now that her first love is back, she predictably cheats on him, even livestreaming the affair. Talk about heartbreaking! He breaks up with her on the spot, without a moment’s hesitation. Then the hero meets a glamorous, icy female CEO and begins a new romance. He’s funny, witty, charming, and clever, with a mischievous streak. She’s cool and proud. A live-in son-in-law and a domineering female CEO: watch them spark a romance. This b 10.7kReads6.2Score41314d adds

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   The husband's "white moonlight" (ideal love interest) has returned, and without hesitation, he immediately files for divorce. This is a very popular urban romance novel with a tragic twist. I wanted to share it because I love it, so you should check it out! [Shocked][Shocked][Shocked][Shocked] 😏

5. 5 摄 The Regent’s Cage 摄政王的囚笼 Snail Brain蜗牛大脑23k WordsCompleted The Regent's Cage 7.1kReads—Score7414d adds

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   The emotional value is off the charts! All the suffering the female lead endured in the early stages was fully utilized, turning into knives stabbing the male lead in the heart later on. Every time he begged me, I felt a surge of pleasure; I just couldn't stop.

6. 6 爱 Love Is Just One Word: CEO, Please Let Go 爱就一个字：总裁请放手 Milk Juice Vegetable Western Golden Dragon奶汁菜西金龙Modern Romance524k WordsCompleted [Quite angsty: the male lead, female lead, and supporting characters all suffer. Readers who love feel-good stories or are sensitive to emotional distress, beware.] Shen Yunzheng first met Lin Yixin at a gathering with friends. Watching her walk toward him, he finally understood what love at first sight meant. Just as she passed by, he was about to call out and ask for her contact information, but his younger sister, Shen Yunchu, called to him. Sitting beside her was a handsome, refined man name 2.6kReads5.8Score—14d adds

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   It's a good story, quite poignant to read. The female lead had a wonderful life and a boyfriend that everyone envied; their marriage was a predictable path to happiness, but it was ruined by the male lead. Sixteen years of longing for each other were cut short, and even when they finally stood side by side, it was tinged with bitterness.

7. 7 一 Waiting Twenty Years 一等二十年 At the Beginning of Lifeo人之初o13k WordsCompleted Waiting Twenty Years 131Reads—Score—14d adds

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   A heart-wrenching story set in the Republican era.

8. 8 清 Qing Dynasty: Becoming Fourth Prince's Beloved Step by Step 清穿，步步成为四爷的心间人 Xu Ning绪宁Female-Channel Fanfiction289k WordsCompleted Prisoner and captor, taking by force, coerced love, an emperor’s devotion, misunderstandings, suspicion, [physical and emotional torment, a husband’s desperate pursuit after driving his wife away, a broken relationship beyond repair, tragic beauty, fleeing while pregnant, loss of a child, the Cold Palace, snowbound torment, red palace walls, harem intrigue, the struggle among nine princes for the throne] After transmigrating into the Qing palace as a low-ranking maid, she finds herself caught in 443Reads5.9Score—14d adds

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   This was truly heartbreaking.

9. 9 月 The Moon Falls and Becomes a Flower, While Divine Power Hides in the Demon Bones 月陨成花，妖骨藏神 Simo Ran思墨染Fantastical Romance248k WordsCompleted [Xuanhuan Romance] [Devoted Love and Angsty Romance] [Past and Present Lives] [Humans, Gods, and Demons] In her previous life, she was an aloof ancient Moon Goddess who sacrificed her soul to protect him. In this life, she falls into the path of demons and becomes a flower spirit with divine power hidden in her demonic bones. In his previous life, he was an ancient God of War whose blood stained the Heavenly Realm. He died fighting to protect the Three Realms, his bones carved away. In this life 63Reads—Score—14d adds

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   I highly recommend two excellent books with different styles, perfect for slow and careful reading. They're incredibly engaging and will keep you up all night!

10. 10 落 Sorrow Written in Ink 落墨殇 Simo Ran思墨染Modern Romance336k WordsCompleted [In Republican-era stories, nine out of ten end in heartbreak] Su Moran and Chu Luochen fell in love at first sight and were devoted to each other. They had hoped to spend the rest of their lives together in peace, but Qiu Yuze’s mad obsession with Moran and Mohan’s possessive, resentful love for Luochen ultimately tore the two apart, leaving them separated by life and death and lovesick to the point of illness. Moran lived her whole life holding on to the memory of Luochen. She treasured the 609Reads—Score10914d adds
11. 11 双 Pisces: We Refused Meng Po's Soup and Stayed Together for Ten Lifetimes!!! 双鱼：拒饮孟婆汤，我们十世都在一起！！！ A Little Blue Fish in the Pond Woke Up一池小蓝鱼醒了36k WordsCompleted Pisces: We refused Meng Po's soup and stayed together for ten lifetimes!!! —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Extremely heart-wrenching!! Both heart-wrenching and sweet!!! Highly recommended!!

12. 12 我 I Died the Day He Decided to Abandon Me 我死在他下定决心要抛弃我的那一天 A Little Blue Fish in the Pond Woke Up一池小蓝鱼醒了9k WordsCompleted I died on the day he made up his mind to abandon me. 5Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 13 君 When You Finally Regret It, I’ll Be Long Gone 君知悔时妾已殁 A Little Blue Fish in the Pond Woke Up一池小蓝鱼醒了Historical6k WordsCompleted By the time you regret it, I’ll be gone. 57Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 14 烬 Scorching Kiss Marks: The Coldhearted CEO's Guilty Wife Reborn 烬火吻痕：冷血霸总的罪妻重生 A Little Blue Fish in the Pond Woke Up一池小蓝鱼醒了Modern Romance150k WordsCompleted After returning to the Su family, Su Wanli longs for the warmth of family. Time and again, she is deceived by her birth family and keeps hurting Lu Chenyuan, the man who silently protects her. Who could have known that a devastating scheme would befall her? Locked in a warehouse by her own family, she perishes in a sea of flames, plunging from the heights of glory into hell! Only as she nears death does she learn the whole truth. She sees the man charge into the raging fire without hesitation, 4Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 15 疯 The Mad True Heiress Is Back: Everyone's Headed for the Crematorium 疯批真千金归来，全员火葬场 A Little Blue Fish in the Pond Woke Up一池小蓝鱼醒了28k WordsCompleted The Unhinged True Heiress Returns: Everyone Gets Their Comeuppance —Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 16 她 Her and Their Glimmer of Light 她和他们的微光 Cool Midnight子夜微凉Sci-Fi & Apocalypse346k WordsOngoing The third cataclysm completely destroyed what little order remained. The last few survivors huddle in their respective corners, barely clinging to life. What is the point of struggling to survive? Jing Lin doesn't know. She's done everything she can, but she truly doesn't know how to keep herself alive, or save the few companions she has left. This is my first work. Please be kind. A little angst? Absolutely ✓ 13Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A post-apocalyptic story, arguably a tragic one, with no superpowers, systems, time travel, or reincarnation. There's no saintly saint, no harem, and no betrayals because everyone's dying. There's no romance; it only follows the survival struggles of the last few survivors. It's primarily from the female lead's perspective, focusing on her psychological struggles, particularly her PTSD and depression. The male lead appears later in the main story, after the prologue, and their relationship evolves from coercion to cooperation. The technology is near-future; it can't overwhelm zombies, which have evolved and present high-threat units. This is my first serious attempt at writing, so please be kind.

17. 17 乱 Ashes Ablaze in a Chaotic Age 乱世焚灰 Xie Jishuang谢霁霜Modern Romance196k WordsCompleted War engulfs Shanghai, and everyone is a pawn. Some go undercover on the edge of a blade, some die defending their homeland, and some hide their love for a lifetime. Love and faith cannot coexist, and there is only one choice between family and country. Every couple is bound by a love that cuts to the bone, and none find a happy ending. When the chaos of war is over, all that remains is a field of ashes. 3Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Each book has its own form of torment. The first book is also an ensemble piece, with everyone dying in their own way. In the ninth book, the female lead dies, and the male lead lives a lonely life.

18. 18 晚 The Late Snow Fell Before I Met You 晚雪未逢君 Xie Jishuang谢霁霜7k WordsCompleted The Snow Came Late, and I Never Met You —Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 19 长 A Mistaken Marriage on the Long Street, May You Find Peace Year After Year 长街错嫁，岁岁予卿安 Xie Jishuang谢霁霜19k WordsCompleted A Mistaken Marriage on the Long Street, May You Find Peace Year After Year —Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 20 心 My Heart Knows the Depth of My Love 心声知我万般痴 Xie Jishuang谢霁霜8k WordsCompleted My Heart Knows the Depth of My Love —Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 21 晚 The Evening Breeze Missed Our Embrace by an Inch 晚风差一步相拥 Xie Jishuang谢霁霜7k WordsCompleted The Evening Breeze Fell One Step Short of an Embrace 1Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 22 我 The Strong Female Lead I Created Forces Me to Endure Her Suffering 我创造的大女主，逼我替她渡苦海 Xie Jishuang谢霁霜Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted The Powerful Female Lead I Created Is Forcing Me to Suffer in Her Place —Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 23 余 Beyond Mountains and Seas, You'll Never Love Me Again 余生山海，再无你爱我 Xie Jishuang谢霁霜7k WordsCompleted In the rest of my life, across mountains and seas, you will never love me again —Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 24 告 Leave the Wrong One Behind, and Run Toward the Moonlight 告别错的，奔赴月光 Xie Jishuang谢霁霜11k WordsCompleted Leave the wrong one behind and run toward the moonlight —Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 25 山 The Camellia Tree 山茶花树 Praying for Memories in Reverse祈回忆倒叙Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted “A Huai, the camellias on the mountain back home are blooming. I really wish you could go see them with me again.” “The camellias on the mountain bloom and wither, then bloom again, but the camellia in my heart will never fade.” 89Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 26 心 The Heart’s Hard to Guard, Below the Bottom Line 心界难守，底线之下 Basking in Warm Light沐暖光Modern Romance111k WordsCompleted Shen Lingyu has held fast to her emotional boundaries for five years, while staying true to her quiet, steady principles at work. She believes love should be restrained and faithful, and she has always upheld her principle of not crossing the line before marriage. Her boyfriend, Chen Ze, has treated her with gentle patience for five years, and she is sure he is the man she will spend her life with. As a designer, she keeps her head down and hones her skills, hoping only to find stability in the 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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27. 27 长 The Road Ahead Is Long, and Before I Can Speak, Tears Fall 长路漫漫唯我欲语泪先流 Dipi Mouse Ah地皮鼠吖Fantastical Romance167k WordsCompleted [Coming-of-age + pure love + tragic wuxia romance + fictional setting + short story + original] Xiao Yuyu is the reincarnation of Immortal Lord Ningshuang. The Demon Lord’s seal is about to break, and all living beings hang by a thread. She bears the fate of finding the Ten Void Swords and saving the world. The road ahead will force her to lose her dearest friends and loved ones with her own hands, and endure partings in life and death. Fate turns upside down, and those who love each other canno 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This is good, please take a look.

28. 28 生 The Gate of Life and Death: I Use the Origin Pearl to Eradicate Evil in the World 生死门：我以本源珠荡尽世间罪恶 The Corgi on the Eighteenth Floor十八楼的柯基Urban239k WordsCompleted My little sister has disappeared! My parents have been arrested! Why is there a Source Orb hidden inside me? Who are my biological parents? And who is the mastermind behind all this? It turns out the mastermind has been by my side all along! Those who provoke me live or die at my say; Those who bully me will have their pride crushed beneath my feet! With the Gate of Life and Death in my grasp, all mortals are ants. From this day on, I, Feng Bofan, call the shots in the world of urban superpowers 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A heart-wrenchingly beautiful story...

29. 29 鱼 I Want Both the Fish and the Bear's Paw 鱼我所欲也，熊掌亦我所欲也 Nan You Ma南游马11k WordsCompleted I desire fish, and I desire bear's paw too. —Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 30 时 The Time Smuggler: Whose Fault Was It?! 时间偷渡人——到底是谁的错！ Nan You Ma南游马10k WordsCompleted The Time Smuggler: Whose Fault Is It, Anyway! —Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 31 吃 The Old World That Devours People 吃人的旧世界 Nan You Ma南游马8k WordsCompleted The Old World That Eats People —Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 32 文 The Cultural Revolution: Green Sheep and Sun 文化大革命：绿羊与阳 Nan You Ma南游马9k WordsCompleted The Cultural Revolution: Green Sheep and Yang 4Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 33 这 This Is What I Owed You in My Past Life 这是上辈子我欠你的 Nan You Ma南游马8k WordsCompleted This is what I owed you in my last life. —Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 34 笑 All Smiles 笑呵呵的 Nan You Ma南游马6k WordsCompleted With a grin —Reads—Score—14d adds
35. 35 扫 I Cleaned a Temple, and Heaven Keeps Feeding Me 扫个庙，老天爷追着喂饭吃 Post-80s Middle-Aged Uncle捌零后中年大叔42k WordsCompleted I scanned a shrine, and now Heaven itself keeps chasing me to make sure I’m well fed 7Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Short story, feel free to take a look.

36. 36 穿 After Reincarnating as a Tyrant's Guard, I Give Up and Do Nothing 穿成暴君的侍卫后，我摆烂了 Post-80s Middle-Aged Uncle捌零后中年大叔19k WordsCompleted I Became a Tyrant’s Guard and Started Slacking Off 3Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 37 他 He Said He'd Come Back Wearing His Medal and Marry Me 他说要戴着奖章回来娶我 Post-80s Middle-Aged Uncle捌零后中年大叔Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted He said he’d come back with a medal and marry me. 5Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 38 黑 The Corrupted Moon Was Redeemed After Her Rebirth 黑化月亮复生后，被救赎了 Heated Lemon Water加热柠檬水Mystery241k WordsCompleted Fan Favorite / Pairing Undecided (Anything Is Possible) / Mutual Salvation / White Moonlight Returns from the Dead Qing Yan died in the Zhang Family Ancient Tower, in Black Glasses' arms. Years later, he returned and appeared before the Nine Gates once more, but everything had changed beyond recognition. Suspicion and heart palpitations, probing and cautiousness. After countless rescues and glimmers of hope, who, in the end, saved whom? Are you really him... Did you really come back...? Now tha 6.9kReads9.3Score1.4k14d adds

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    You've hit a nerve with me.

39. 39 穿 I Transmigrated into The Grave Robbers' Chronicles, and They All Fell Apart After I Faked My Death 穿越盗笔，假死后他们都崩溃了 Heated Lemon Water加热柠檬水Mystery151k WordsCompleted Qing Yan transmigrated into the world of The Grave Robbers' Chronicles twenty years ago, and Zhang Qiling and Hei Xiazi raised him like a pig for all those years. Then, forced by a Corpse Beetle Pill to become a player in the game, Qing Yan accidentally uncovered a shocking secret about himself. From then on, the Nine Houses had another lunatic... No, that's not right. Qing Yan: Sorry, Brother Xiao Hei! I didn't mean to! Hei Xiazi: Kid, you sure put on a good act. Qing Yan: Sorry, Brother X 10.9kReads9.4Score1.8k14d adds
40. 40 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 196.6kReads9.5Score24.6k14d adds
41. 41 盗 Tomb Raiding: Roses Belong with the God of Wealth 盗墓：玫瑰就应该配财神 Meng Meimei蒙莓莓Mystery229k WordsCompleted A story of redemption, with Hua as the CP. Basically, it's about you helping me climb out of the abyss, and me staying by your side through everything. Just a heads-up: I made a lot of stuff up, and there are plenty of original details too. 2.7kReads7.5Score24914d adds
42. 42 盗 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Wu Xie's Endgame 盗笔：无邪终局 Listening to the Wind on Misty Island雾岛听风Mystery368k WordsOngoing [Everyone says that if there were a god in this world, it would surely be Zhang Qiling. But I think Wu Xie is the one with the most divine qualities.] Because of copyright issues, all names are written as homophones. Friendship-focused, Wu Xie is the sole protagonist, no romantic pairing. I once saw an interview with Sanshu in which he said that when Xiaoge was first conceived, around fourteen thousand words into the story, the character was female. So I thought about it and added a female chara 84Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 43 盗 Grave Robbers' Chronicles: The Nine Clans Know Young Master Jiang Is a Poisonous Beauty 盗笔，九门皆知小江爷是个毒美人 Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine Nine九九九九九九九Two Male Leads380k WordsCompleted [Self-destructive, beautiful yet tragic, unhinged bottom x all-powerful Zhang the Buddha, top] After Jiang Luo swallowed poison and took his own life, he didn't go to hell. Instead, he became Wang Luo, the holy son of the Wang family, the biggest villain group in the Grave Robbers' Notes universe. Before he could come to terms with this absurd reality, disaster after disaster struck, and a boulder sent him plunging into the river. Chen Pi saved him when he was on the verge of death. He survived, 4.8kReads9.0Score78814d adds
44. 44 盗 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: The Little Flower Raised by Master Hei Himself 盗笔：黑爷亲手养大的小花儿 The God of Wealth's Little Girl 1财神爷的小闺女1Two Male Leads812k WordsCompleted [Dual male leads, Hei Hua pairing, happy ending, a proud and pampered young master × a carefree, down-on-his-luck young prince. Character inspiration comes from the comment by @Haitang Y Yutangciwang Baby.] Xie Yuhua was orphaned at the age of five and taken to the Xie family’s ancestral home to be raised as its future head. But one night, just a month later, he was ambushed. A man wearing sunglasses appeared out of nowhere, slaughtered every assassin, and left him a dagger. “If you want to surv 426Reads6.6Score10514d adds
45. 45 盗 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Yin-Yang Twins 盗墓笔记之阴阳双生 Playing with the Setting Sun戏残阳Mystery223k WordsCompleted (Pure angst. Some characters may be out of character. This is a story about redemption; please don’t read if that bothers you. Apologies for the OOC.) “Thud.” The knife slipped from his hand and fell into the bathtub. A smile of relief spread across his face as his consciousness gradually faded from this world. When he opened his eyes again, he was in a completely different world. Hearing people call a name stirred memories of a hugely popular novel from his previous life: The Grave Robbers' Chr 8.4kReads9.3Score1.5k14d adds
46. 46 用 A Lifetime of Mine for Ten Years of Your Innocence 用我一生，换你十年天真无邪 Evening Dreams, Still Serene晚梦亦清欢Two Male Leads233k WordsCompleted (Part Two. If anything is confusing, we recommend reading Part One first!) The bronze gate opened. Zhang Qiling stepped out of Changbai Mountain, his memories reduced to ashes. Only one name remained engraved in the depths of his soul: Wu Xie. Beside the Xiling Seal Society in Hangzhou, the sunlight at Wushan Residence was still warm. Wu Xie woke from a long dream. He didn't know that he had once held a copper coin in his mouth to keep his body from decaying. He didn't know that someone had shat 397Reads—Score10514d adds
47. 47 盗 Tomb Raiding: With My Blood and Flesh, I’ll Protect You All for a Lifetime 盗墓：吾以血躯，护尔等一世安 Qi Yuan Is Also a Prayer祁渊亦是祈愿Mystery613k WordsCompleted Wu Erbai: Where’s my sweet, well-behaved boy? Did you corrupt him, you damn blind man? Wu Xie: Bro, I’m starving. Please help me out. Wang Pangzi: Aw, my precious boy is so lovable. It’d be even better if he’d stop stabbing Fatty right in the heart all the time. Hei Xiazi: Oh, a beauty wants a cuddle? Come here, let me hold you~ (One whack from the Dragon-Patterned Staff sent him flying into the wall, where he was stuck fast.) Xie Yuchen: Get lost, you damn blind man. Don’t corrupt my sweet boy, 10.4kReads9.1Score1.9k14d adds
48. 48 盗 Tomb Raiders: Second Brother of Er Yuehong, the Beautiful Rakshasa 盗墓之二月红的哥哥是个美人罗刹 Longing Beneath Changbai Mountain长白山下长相思Two Male Leads91k WordsCompleted Yiyue Bai is Eryue Hong’s twin brother, but he disappeared from Changsha after a tragedy befell the Hong family when they were young. When he returns to Changsha, he becomes a male entertainer at the Huamanlou brothel. The eldest son of the Hong family has become the powerful head of one of the city’s most famous brothels. The story keeps Changsha residents gossiping for a long time. Eryue Hong’s brother is nothing like him: one is a gentle, refined gentleman, while the other is a ruthless, beau 1.1kReads8.2Score17914d adds
49. 49 盗 Tomb Raiders: Wu Xie Is No Innocent 盗笔之吴邪不天真 Star Seven Nights星七夜Two Male Leads355k WordsCompleted What should I do after transmigrating into Wu Xie? How can I save myself and Xiao Hua from this quagmire? Simple: go crazy! Tear everything apart and wreck his entire game! Main pairing: Wu Xie and Xiao Hua. Side pairings: Hei Yanjing and Xiao Ge, Pangzi and Yuncai. This is a beginner’s writing exercise, so please be kind. Thanks. 2.4kReads9.1Score22814d adds
50. 50 我 I Tormented You from the Nine Gates to Restart, So Why Are You Crying? 我从九门虐到重启，你们哭啥 Kitty Needs a Nap猫猫要睡觉觉Mystery166k WordsCompleted The new book has passed its contract review. Visit the author's profile to read it. No System, tragic story. Also known as The Tomb Raider: Pearl Travels Through Time to Make Up for Regrets Pearl was an administrator tasked with making up for regrets. After being struck by lightning over a negative review, she lost her memory. She met the Iron Triangle, who needed their regrets put right. From then on, though she had no future of her own, she discovered her identity while Wu Xie was searching fo 548Reads6.7Score10114d adds

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