In a Reading Slump. Please Recommend Stories That'll Have Me Laughing and Crawling Around in the Dark at Midnight 厌书期到了求半夜笑到阴暗爬行的文,拜托拜托
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He Gave the Wedding Ring to a Dog! She Joined a Hate-Fest Show and Punched the Internet in the Face 婚戒送狗！她转头上恨综肘击全网
[Super-sweet 1v1 + silly humor and memes + variety show] A variety show called The Haters Rule the World appears out of nowhere. It invites three celebrities hated across the internet, along with their haters, to take part. Any celebrity who fails on the show will be blacklisted for three years. The director calls this test of pure hatred between celebrities and their haters the Hate Show. - Chi Qiuli is the adopted daughter of the wealthy Huo family. Everyone thinks she's a resource-backed
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To Succeed, Go Crazy First: I'm the Wildest on the Dating Show! 要成功，先发疯，恋综我最癫！
[Comedy and Memes + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Showbiz + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Unhinged Has-Been Actress vs. Goofy, Love-Obsessed CEO Xia Li wins fifty million in the lottery, gets hit by a car, and transmigrates into a book. Before a second has passed, she gets hit by another car and lands in the hospital again. Then the original male lead, Gu Jinxiao, comes along to rub salt in her wounds. Xia Li goes completely off the rails and turns dark: “If you don’t want my lo
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I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干
Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the
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After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册
After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate
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I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者，嫌疑人都爱上我
[Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear
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This Dating Show Is So Unhinged, It Warms the Dead Right Up 好癫的恋综，看得人尸体暖暖的
[Dating-show mayhem + putting trash men in their place + no overthinking + hilarious] Wen Yu transmigrated into the heroine of an angsty romance novel. When she realized she was destined to be tortured to death, she immediately went berserk, strung up the blind and clueless male lead and beat him, then turned around and hiked up the skirt of his first love. That blind idiot threatened to break up with her? She replied: [Who else is going to treat you like a child if I leave? I'll send you a link
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A Lifetime Is Long, but This Goofball Does Whatever They Want 一生一世很长，沙雕做事太狂
No CP, by the way~ Jiang Zao inexplicably transmigrates into a book! She becomes the vicious fake heiress in an entertainment-industry novel. The plot has already reached the point where the fake heiress is infamous, blacklisted from showbiz, disowned by her family, and framed by the male lead. Jiang Zao is speechless. The world kissed me with pain, so I died from it... Jiang Zao joins a dating show and becomes famous by acting completely unhinged. Top-tier star male lead: “Jiang Zao, stop pest
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Are They All Villains? I Reload My Save and Send Them All to Their Doom 全员恶人？我读档发癫送他们上天
[Memes + Save-Scumming + Going Off the Rails + Livestreaming + Showbiz + Devoted Romance] Lin Tong transmigrates into a brainless Mary Sue story as the ill-fated biological heiress. She dies of poisoning and depression, and her family meets a terrible end as well. Her: Whatever. You’ve got your protagonist’s halo, and I’ve got save-scumming. On a dating reality show, the fake heiress bribes the director and cheats at every turn: She deliberately makes Lin Tong’s tasks harder? No problem. Lin Ton
10.4kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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Mad, Really Mad, and Getting Madder 癫，很癫，非常癫，越来越癫
One second, Ji Letang was crawling around in the shadows at a banquet, attacking everyone indiscriminately. The next, she transmigrated into a book, landing in an angst novel as its heroine. The kind of heroine anyone could take a turn tormenting. Ji Letang: What? The angst is only for me? She wasn’t having that. Ji Letang started going off the rails. When she was bullied, she spat right back. Even if she hurt herself a thousand times to hurt her enemies a hundred, that was better than hurting t
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The Street Ruffian of the Entertainment Industry, Starts by Speeding with a Robber 内娱街溜子，开局带劫匪狂飙
For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac
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The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
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You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？
[Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you
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Reborn in the 1970s: The Cold-Faced Commander Regrets Divorcing Me After I Take Our Child 重生七零，带崽离婚冷面首长后悔了
[Period setting + Spatial powers + Adorable child + Strong male and female leads + Marriage first, love later] Gu Nian is reborn with a terrible hand to play. Her in-laws make life difficult, her family is greedy, and her husband of three years has vanished without a trace. Taking her sweet, well-behaved little one with her, Gu Nian goes to the military district to divorce the man who is her husband in name only. But he has a change of heart and settles mother and child in the family compound. G
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The Villainess Just Wants to Go Wild, but Somehow Became the Richest Woman 女配只想发疯，谁知道成首富了
[Going wild + making money + meme humor + showbiz + face-slapping] Jiang Di, who had been freakishly strong since childhood, transmigrated into a book as a fake heiress whose luck had been stolen. At the same time, she was bound to a Going Crazy System that paid her whenever she went off the rails. - So, on the day she transmigrated, when a relative pointed at her and called her a useless money sink, Jiang Di went berserk on the spot. She yanked a tree with a trunk as thick as a grown man's arm
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When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance 当沙雕穿成虐文女主
Lu Zhiyao woke up as the real daughter in a novel, only to find that her parents doted on the fake daughter, Lu Qianqian. Worse still, she discovered she was the heroine of a tragic romance! The male lead would treat her with utter contempt, yet she’d still act like a lovesick puppy? Her biological parents and fake sister would torment her, yet she’d still forgive them? Lu Zhiyao declared, “Anyone who follows the original plot is a dog!” Every day, Lu Zhiyao got three chances to change the plot
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The Goofy Female Side Character Can't Hang On Anymore. I'm Done, I'll Run You All Over 沙雕女配苟不住，麻了，创飞你们
[Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂
[Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and
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