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- 51 You Can’t Steal My Sister, and the CEO Only Wants Me 妹妹抢不走，霸总只要我 My Sister Can’t Steal Him Away. The CEO Only Wants Me 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 52 A Wrong Turn into the CEO’s Room 误入总栽房 A Mistaken Entry into the CEO's Room 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 53 The Life of a Rich Second-Generation Heir Turned Scavenger 富二代沦为拾荒者的一生 The Life of a Rich Second-Generation Heir Who Became a Scavenger 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 54 The CEO’s Contract Nightingale 总裁的契约荆棘鸟 A carefully planned contract forcibly bound two people from different worlds. He was Lu Hanchuan, the business world’s notorious “Living King of Hell,” cold and domineering, treating love as worthless. He handed her an agreement: “Marry me for a year, and I’ll give you fifty million.” She was Lin Wanqing, a proud art museum curator from a poor background, like a thorn bird who refused to bend even in hardship. She sneered, “Mr. Lu, your money can’t buy me.” He thought it was simply a transaction —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 55 Just the Right Distance 恰好的距离 Just the Right Distance 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 56 The Seventh Coffee Cup 第七个咖啡杯 The Seventh Coffee Cup —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 57 The Happy Life of a Reborn Military Wife 重生军嫂的幸福生活 A Reborn Military Wife’s Happy Life 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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Kill Them All. There's No Need to Act Normal 都杀了，做人没必要太正常
[Now being published; a motion comic is out. The heroine is invincible, no romance, no nation-building, plot-focused, with male characters who may die.] Guan Zhiwei is forced to transmigrate. Countless Systems bind themselves to her, promising to send her home once she completes their missions. They all turn out to be liars. Our unlucky heroine decides to take down this world. Starting with killing the male lead. As she takes out one romantic male lead after another, she leads her neighbors
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- 59 Apricot Blossoms Fill the Air, I'll Snap That Scumbag's Neck 杏花吹满头，扭断渣男头 [There is a male lead!!!] [Currently being published. Mild horror and suspense. I didn’t add those tags because I don’t think the story is scary or suspenseful enough, but readers say it’s pretty frightening. Consider this a heads-up.] Ren Xin has been married into the General’s residence for two years. She manages the household, respects her in-laws, and treats the servants with consideration. No one can find fault with her. Guan Shanyue returns from the battlefield one day with a pregnant wom 23.2kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
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I Became Fang Xuanling's Jealous Wife 穿成房玄龄的醋精夫人
I’m a 21st-century PhD in law, transmigrated into the wife Fang Xuanling married before he became famous. When I read the historical record calling her a “jealous wife,” I slapped the table. She was clearly a pioneer defending monogamy! When sixteen-year-old Fang Xuanling stammered by lamplight that his mother wanted to take a concubine for him, I slapped the Tang Code in front of him. “Under Tang law, failing to distinguish between a wife and a concubine merits ninety strokes of the cane. Want
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- 61 Light the Yin-Yang Lamp, Bargain for a Hundred-Year Life 点盏阴阳灯，讨价百岁命 “Shen Qingci, you used sorcery to extort money and take lives. What do you have to say for yourself?” “My lord, all I did was light a lamp and ask... ‘Would you trade your life for a wish?’” Shen Qingci, owner of the Everlasting Lantern Shop in the capital, has a pair of yin-yang eyes that can see how long people have left to live. She collects years of life only to extend the life of her childhood sweetheart, Xie Changsheng, who is cursed to die before turning twenty-five. Until he is framed fo 284Reads—Score—Shelves
- 62 How Funny, Yet I Still Like You 好笑，偏偏还是喜欢你 Hidden on Lingxi's phone screensaver is Huo Qiu's graduation photo, the unspoken love she had cherished since she was seventeen. When Tan Xiao knelt in the rose field and said, “I’ll wait for you for the rest of my life,” she quietly locked the photo away in the cloud. That was until she found an AI face-swapped erotic photo on Tan Xiao's phone, showing her in a wedding dress and being mass-sent to all their coworkers. Just then, Huo Qiu's Rolls-Royce crushed the roses scattered across the groun 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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Against the Meridians: Liar, Stop! 逆经：骗子住手
[Original novel for the animated series This Taoist Is Not Quite Right] Life is unpredictable. The fit thrive under Heaven's law, Those skilled in force become generals, those skilled in strategy become kings. Born into the lowest of professions, he refuses to live like a nobody, He waves the yin-yang banner and sees through the Six Lines of Divination. Watch him play at being a spirit medium, watch him swindle and deceive, Watch him make ruthless decisions, watch him rise like a hidden dragon f
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Another Spring of the 1977 College Entrance Exam 1977年高考又一春
[A story-driven take on history. Note: There is no single fixed protagonist. Multiple leads reflect the changes of the era and offer a full picture of the 1977 restoration of the college entrance exam.] [The story focuses on several main characters: Hu Wei and Wang Ting, Pan Xia, and Lu Xiaoyun. Their stories weave in and out according to the timeline. If you prefer to follow one character at a time, you can read their chapters in sequence for a complete biography. The other characters may only
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I'm Younger Than My Brother and Better at Pleasing the Young Lady 我比我哥年轻，更能让大小姐满意
Radiant, spoiled, and flirtatious little princess ✖️ Mischievous, bad-boy, loyal puppy of a young master Two wealthy families, both rooted in Beijing’s elite circles ➕ The second male lead pursues her after losing her, but the heroine never looks back ➕ The hero has secretly loved her and fights to win her heart ➕ Childhood friends, with a long-planned romance ➕ Brothers competing for the same woman ➕ A glimpse into the lives of the wealthy ➕ Everyone’s darling ➕ Tension and chemistry ➕ Sweet ro
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- 66 A Summer-Only Rule for Passionate Love 盛夏限定热恋法则 [Both leads have only ever been with each other | One-on-one romance | Two top students | Sweet campus romance | Light ensemble cast] At their high school graduation reunion, Wen Wanzhi is asked who among their classmates she met first. Everyone assumes it was Jiang Rang. Wen Wanzhi glances at someone and pointedly says three words: “Song Qingyan.” -- On Wen Wanzhi’s first night in Beihuai, she gets into a fight with a group of people. When it’s over, she turns around and sees Song Qingyan leani 1.1kReads8.4Score194Shelves
- 67 The Rebellious Racer Can't Stop Wanting to Cuddle Her 桀骜赛车手，整日想跟她贴贴 [Wild, untamed race car driver x dazzling ballerina] [Both devoted to each other + two powerful families + swoon-worthy romance] Xie Yanchi is the WRC season champion and the youngest champion in WRC history. His impressive record isn’t the only thing that amazes people. He also comes from a prestigious family and has a flawless face. With striking silver hair, he has a rebellious, devil-may-care streak that runs deep. The three most important things in his life: eating, sleeping, and racing. Bu 32.5kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves
- 68 The Bright Moon Rests on the Mountain 明月栖山 [Alternate-history rebirth + historical romance + sweet pampering as he pursues his wife + the male lead falls hard] A little sweet historical romance, not a face-slapping power fantasy with a strong heroine. P.S. As long as it doesn't affect your reading, there's no need to nitpick the fictional details. Shen Yufu was reborn. She wasn't a daughter of the Shen family. In this new life, all she wanted was to leave the cold, unwelcoming Marquis of Yiyong's residence and find her real family. She n 439Reads9.0Score102Shelves
- 69 After the Legitimate Daughter Came Down from the Mountain, the Crown Prince Doted on Her 嫡女下山后被太子殿下宠上天 Shen Qingyin, the only legitimate daughter of Chancellor Shen, whose power held sway over the imperial court, was the apple of his eye. Her status was second only to that of the princesses of the imperial family. She should have been raised in luxury in a palace of jade and fragrant orchids. But when she was little, a fortune-teller declared that her destiny was unusual and that she must stay away from her parents and family until she turned sixteen if she was to grow up safely. She learned peer 4.8kReads9.0Score474Shelves
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I Save Another World in My Own Novel 我在我的小说里拯救异界
The author simply wants to write a book, to bring the world and the light in their heart to life! Synopsis: The conflicts and eventual unification of seven worlds governed by independent yet interconnected laws: the worlds of humans, demons, spirits, the underworld, devils, heaven, and the void. A story about growth, bonds, and remaking the rules. (Dear readers, bring your sharp minds! A slow-burn, satisfying read: no brainless antics, no harem, no womanizing protagonist, and plenty of life’s ph
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More Children, More Blessings: A Ranch of Anime Beauties 多子多福之二次元美少女牧场
[Global Awakening] + [Easygoing] + [Monster Girls] + [Training] + [Succubus Physique] + [Invincible] + [Original] + [Zhou] + [Honkai: Star Rail] + [ZZZ] + [Wuthering Waves] + [Chinese Animation] This is a world where everyone awakens a class, and Mu Li awakens the rare Rancher class. But on the day of his awakening, an accident occurs: a portal takes his parents away, and his class changes. The animals on his ranch are no longer ordinary Earth creatures like chickens, ducks, cows, and sheep. Ins
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The Splendid Matriarch System: The Heir Can Hear My Thoughts 锦绣主母系统：世子听到我心声
(Sweet romance with an old-school feel + maid rises through the ranks + System golden finger + hears people’s thoughts + palace and household intrigue + a little political scheming + 1v1 + both leads are devoted to each other) (Don’t overthink the logic or bring your brain. The setting borrows from history but is entirely fictional, so don’t compare it to actual history.) (The male lead appears late. The heroine grows over time; she isn’t an invincible powerhouse from the start.) After transmigr
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Lin Chenyue's Comeback with Two Superpowers 林沉月携双异能逆袭
Lin Chenyue was reborn. In her previous life, her cousin envied her for having two rare abilities. Her friend Jiang Jiuge, who is her lover in this life, died protecting her, and she herself eventually... In this life, she will become the strongest person in this post-apocalyptic world and be with Jiang Jiuge...
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Winter Fishing 冬渔
[The currents of youth × one devoted love|He loves the moon’s sacred brilliance, but he loves her imperfections even more] Jiang Yu and Pei Yanhui have known each other since childhood, though they spent years apart in different countries. In those years, she struggled through the darkness, sinking deep into a swamp of malice; he grew up beneath clear skies, openhearted and bright. She locked her past away in ice, believing distance could hide her wounds forever. Until he returned home and disc
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A Max-Level McDonald’s Fan Turns Her Life Around and Becomes Empress 满级麦门摆烂牛马逆袭成皇后
A Max-Level McDonald’s Fan and Slacker Turns Her Life Around and Becomes Empress
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Back to 2019: The Physics Genius Is My Junior Schoolmate 回到2019，物理天才是我学弟
When office worker Jiang Xiao Yu returned to her alma mater for its seventieth-anniversary celebration, she felt a dusty physics book tucked into a crack in a wall in a corner of the library. On a whim, she took it home. She fell asleep, and when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in a boy’s dormitory in 2019, lying on a bed and staring into a pair of eyes filled with shock and restrained anger. Wen Ci Yan, a genius in the physics department, was tearing his hair out over a crucial pro
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Operation Fulcrum: ZERO 支点行动：ZERO
(Mecha) (Military) (Espionage) (No System) The adventures begin when a group of “state-owned enterprise mercenaries” unexpectedly recover a powerful mecha that the country lost many years ago. No System, not a power fantasy, and more on the hard-edged side. The bonus chapters might be even more exciting than the main story. I mean it, really. I'm focused on making the plot logic, central themes, and military elements work together convincingly. That means I often go back and revise details, but
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The Doomsday Blade Abyss 末日刀渊
He begins with the game Blade Abyss and steps into the Myriad Worlds! From low-martial-arts jianghu to mid-martial-arts rivalries, then shattering the high-martial-arts firmament; next, sweeping through the Small Thousand Worlds and roaming the vast Middle Thousand Worlds, until he finally takes command of the Great Thousand Worlds' Heavenly Dao and reaches the supreme realm of the primordial chaos! 🌙 In the Gu Long world, he becomes Li Xunhuan's disciple! ⚔️ In the Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber
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I Told You to Go Undercover! Not to Turn Lingshan Upside Down! 让你去卧底！没让你把灵山掀了啊
[A Sequel to Journey to the West, Dark Journey to the West, Undercover Espionage, Cyberpunk] “They said that once the journey west was complete, the Three Realms would enjoy peace for all eternity… But they were wrong!” “When the so-called Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss is only a hair’s breadth away from the Abyss of Infinite Suffering… what does it mean to attain enlightenment?” This is an age when gods and Buddhas have fallen, and demons revel. It is known as the Era of False Buddhas. The Three R
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- 80 [Dual Male Leads] After Waking Up, He Thought I Was Cheap 【双男主】醒后，他嫌我廉价 [Two male leads] After waking up, he thought I was cheap. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 81 EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score181.2kShelves
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Eerie Revival: The Exorcist Celestial Master Strikes Back 诡异复苏：驱邪天师逆袭
A quiet town is suddenly rocked by bizarre events. Yin energy fills the air, and evil spirits run rampant. Zhang Xuan, a timid boy who used to avoid trouble, unexpectedly inherits a Celestial Master’s legacy and awakens powerful exorcist abilities. Wielding a peachwood sword and dressed in a Taoist robe, he takes on ghosts and evil entities. With each perilous exorcism, Zhang Xuan grows stronger, rising from an overlooked nobody whom everyone doubts to a renowned Celestial Master who protects th
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- 83 Yongzheng Online: Ruoxi’s Miraculous Reboot 雍正在线：若曦的奇迹重启 Lin Xiao, a corporate wage slave, transmigrates as Maertai Ruoxi in Scarlet Heart, bringing along a terrible “Live-Streaming System for Correcting History.” The System forces her to follow the plot, but all she wants is to slack off. Yet the more she does, the more Fourth Master can’t get enough of her? 52Reads—Score—Shelves
- 84 The Consciousness Devourer 意识吞噬者 My new work is here! You're welcome to visit Tomato Novel and read my story. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 85 The Qin Empire Rises, and I Alone Hold Back the Sky 大秦风起，我只手挽天倾 [Passion + Political Scheming + Ruthless Decisiveness + No System] The Qin Empire is on the rise. Countless Qin veterans shed their blood on the battlefield, conquering the Six Kingdoms and uniting them under Qin. Mighty Qin, a newborn empire whose flame is guttering like an oil lamp running dry. The thirteenth prince bears the fate of all Qin's people. With one hand, he holds up the tottering empire; with the other, he turns back the falling heavens. 25.5kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
- 86 Evolution Begins with a Lake 从一个湖开始的进化 Chu Chen is reborn on the Continent of Gods and Demons, becoming a lake. Gods are everywhere in this world, ruling over the four corners of the land. Countless races follow the law of the jungle, locked in endless wars. Reborn in this world, Chu Chen gets bound to a System and begins his fierce evolution. A lake of spiritual energy, a lake of elements, a lake of laws, a lake of faith… Its tributaries run through hundreds of planes, bringing blessings to countless living beings and burying myriad 971Reads7.2Score149Shelves
- 87 Lord's Survival: I Have a Plundering Talent 领主求生：我有掠夺天赋 [Survival] [Film, TV, and Anime] [No Female Lead] [Women Included] [Infinite Flow] A comic adaptation with the same title is now available. Everyone is welcome to check it out. In a world of survival, with resources scarce in his territory, he gains a plundering talent from the start, and travels through countless worlds in search of a way to stay alive. In the Dragon Ball world, he plunders Saiyan bloodlines; in Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons, he plunders the "True Form of the Demon 9kReads7.2Score1kShelves
- 88 Descendant of the Great Shang: Restarting the Divine War 大商后裔之重启神战 From a primitive world to a civilized one, the early story features mythical beasts from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, as people fight for survival. In the middle, dynasties contend for supremacy as the protagonist fights for revenge. In the end, the rulers of heaven and earth vie for power, and the protagonist fights for humanity. 5.8kReads8.1Score473Shelves
- 89 Honghuang: Starting on Kunlun Mountain, I Transformed into Countless Clones 洪荒：开局昆仑山，化身亿亿万 A wisp of true spirit accidentally entered the Primordial World and merged with a high-grade Innate Spiritual Root, a Pure Silver Apricot Tree on Kunlun Mountain. To condense his primordial spirit, he expended a great deal of his source energy and fell to the rank of a Low-grade Innate Spiritual Root. With such a humble origin, he risked becoming a child attendant to one of the many top powers of the Primordial World. To avoid being reduced to ashes in the endless calamities of the Primordial Wo 27kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves
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Transmigrated as Emperor: My Campus Queen Is So Well-Behaved 穿越成皇帝：朕的校花太乖了
Comedy, ridiculous fun, transmigration, twists, campus romance, feel-good wish fulfillment A unique transmigration setup with parallel storylines in the modern and ancient worlds, and two people transmigrating together. In the modern world, there’s a campus beauty and one heroine, with sweet, doting romance and comedy in a campus love story. In the ancient world, there’s an emperor and his consorts, with multiple heroines and a harem without palace intrigue. Comedy throughout. A colorful cast of
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- 91 My Harem Is Made Up Entirely of My Female College Classmates 朕的后宫，全是朕的大学女同学 After his confession to the campus belle ends in public humiliation, I open my eyes to find I've transmigrated into the Great Sheng Dynasty as a puppet emperor! What really makes my jaw drop is this: The four campus belles who used to trample all over me have all transmigrated into my imperial consorts! They used to ignore me and mock me without restraint. Now I hold imperial power and my word is law. They all have to bow and obey. The most incredible part is that I have the ability to transm 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 92 The Cheng'en Chronicles 承恩记 (Sweet historical romance, lighthearted comedy) [Both transmigrate and find their way to each other] [Light, comedic daily life] × [The harem lines up to get beaten] He is a young emperor who endured in silence before ascending the throne; she is an extraordinary woman who has returned with memories of her past life. After Ta Wu’s death, he entrusts the young emperor to his ministers, and the new ruler takes charge of the realm. The Xiongnu invade, but the Yanmen Pass campaign ends in victory, a 35Reads—Score—Shelves
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Another Me, Who Are You Really? 另一个我你到底是谁
I pretended to be the son of a wealthy old man just to earn an enormous bodyguard fee. But when I saw a photo of the old man’s real son, I froze. It was unmistakably me! After uncovering a secret compartment late that night, I realized this was no protection job at all. It was a death trap aimed at me. Poisoning, framing, conspiracy, and mysteries surrounding my identity closed in from every side. I’m an orphan, but also the missing child of the Ma family. This time, I won’t just complete the pr
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After Returning to Yunnan, I Was Unemployed for 1,361 Days 回到云南后，我失业1361天
After years of making his way in the world and achieving considerable success in both his career and love life, a man decides to return to his hometown in Yunnan at the age of thirty. He expects his hometown to welcome him with open arms. Instead, his career suffers a precipitous decline. He goes from being the “Boss Nian” everyone talks about to an “outsider” everyone avoids. A workplace upheaval like an earthquake leaves him blacklisted throughout the industry... Looking back on his career is
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The Good Life in the Sixties: Farming with Adorable Pets 六零好生活，跟着萌宠忙种田
[Transmigration + a child’s growth + strengthening the nation through technology] Lying flat in the 1960s with an interstellar System? Just as Daya and her star-beast companion Hongge had settled into a comfortable life, the System…crashed! Her star-beast companion was forced to transmigrate into a sickly boy from the capital, and even became her nominal “little uncle”? Her golden finger worked only sometimes, her body was frail, and the circumstances were pressing. They had no choice but to re
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My Date with a Vampire 4: The Mystery of Eternity 我和僵尸有个约会4：永恒之迷
Eternal ages pass, all living beings remain indifferent, and the merciless Heavenly Dao locks away every joy and sorrow of the mortal world. Shadows stir in the mirror, fate ensnares them, and a thousand years of longing pierce the silence of eternity. To break the curse of fate, Kuang Tianyou and Ma Xiaoling enter the Eternal Kingdom created by Pangu, only to discover that this ultimate eternity is a frigid cage that erases every emotion. They defy the merciless Heavenly Dao with love and hate,
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Xuanhuan: The Villainous Senior Brother? No, the Heavenly Venerable 玄幻：反派大师兄？不，是天尊
The protagonist, Mu Ge, transmigrates into a book and becomes its major early-game villain. He expects to become nothing more than experience points for the Chosen One, but then he awakens a System. “Heh heh heh, now that I have a System, it’s anyone’s guess who the protagonist is!” And so Mu Ge sets out on his own path to immortality. “The villainous senior disciple? No, I’m a Celestial Venerable!” Many years later, standing at the pinnacle of the immortal path and looking back on all that had
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- 98 Longing for the Remaining Snow 望余雪 Cui Jinzhi was a member of the Time Administration, and she had one final mission. She had to uncover why a small world had fallen into chaos and why its plot had collapsed. After observing it for a long time, she discovered only that the people were suffering because of their ruler's incompetence. So she disguised herself as a man and worked her way up to become the world's prime minister. Using her own efforts, she stabilized the chaot 1.2kReads9.3Score127Shelves
- 99 Echoes Across the Empty Mountain 响空山 [One-on-One, Lighthearted Comedy, Happy Ending, A Scheming but Cowardly Beauty vs. a King Kept as a Canary, Both Chaste, Joyful Reunion and Happy Ending] Liu Shaosheng, the second young lady of the Minister of Rites' household, is unpopular and considers herself wicked and spiteful. But she's too timid and cowardly to act on her bad ideas, so not one of them has ever come to pass. For all her unlikeable failures, she once managed to do something remarkable. She hid Qi Shuo, a wanted criminal of 2.7kReads8.8Score249Shelves
- 100 The Timid Tavern Keeper's Wife 酒家娘子怂巴巴 Because of a banana peel, Du Sansi transmigrated into the body of a doomed orphan girl in the reborn cultivation novel she’d been reading. The doomed orphan girl had only one part in the story: she was forced to poison a minor villain passing by, only to have the villain jab out her eyes with his chopsticks and sell her to a brothel. As luck would have it, when Du Sansi opened her eyes, she was holding a cup of wine, with a dog behind her and a handsome young man wearing a faintly amused smile i 1.5kReads8.9Score162Shelves
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