Hilarious, Packed With Memes, One Or No Female Leads, No Womanizers 搞笑、爆梗、单/无女主、拒绝种马

1. 1 开 From the Start, I Had a Max-Level Golden Bell Shield, but My Dad Got Dumped! 开局满级金钟罩，我爹被渣了！ Vast Little Yuzai浩瀚的小宇子Historical1.7M WordsCompleted [Decisive and ruthless + sharp-minded + intensely satisfying revenge + court intrigue and martial world] Modern detective Li Si is killed in an explosion. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in the Great Yin dynasty, reborn as the overlooked illegitimate son of the Marquis of Yong'an, who was poisoned and drowned. Barely back from the dead, he catches his dignified, noble-born stepmother having an affair with the deputy commander of the Imperial Guard, and she sends him off with a bowl of p 11.3kReads7.3Score955Shelves

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   Hilarious content, the main character's fighting skills are off the charts. The goofy antics of a father and son!

2. 2 来EN Joining a Pure-Hate Variety Show, Living a Shameless Life 来纯恨综艺，享缺德人生 Sweet-Filling Treasure充甜宝Modern Romance344k WordsCompleted [Variety show + unhinged antics + memes + face-slapping + super sweet.] The rating just came out, so it may rise The variety show All Villains is recruiting a lineup of prospective guests from across the internet. Every guest is a disgraced celebrity with scandals flying everywhere. The guests all treat one another like mortal enemies, their words dripping with venom. Their insults are utterly sincere, free of any ulterior motives: a grand stage for pure hatred. If you’ve got beef, come on in. N 17.7kReads8.1Score3kShelves

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   It's really super beautiful.

3. 3 星 The Interstellar Battle for Dad 星际争爸 Heart-Hunting Scoundrel猎心贼肝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Funny] [Passionate] [Shameless] [Ensemble Cast] [Pop-Culture References] A devious warrior An individualistic commander A flashy assassin A sniper who likes to fight head-on The four idiots of the human race wreak havoc across the universe. A novel with a shameless plot and an even more shameless author. 23.1kReads9.3Score2kShelves

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   [Tweet] "I'm Really Immortal After Four Thousand Years" | The God of Slaughter's Leave of Absence: Teacher, I'm Going to Destroy a Civilization and Will Be Back. While the whole class was showing off their mechs and superpowers, Lu Renjia quietly raised his hand: "Teacher, I'd like to ask for leave." The teacher frowned: "What's the reason this time?" "There's a civilization in the neighboring star system that's being a bit unruly, I'm going to destroy it." He pulled out a crumpled leave of absence note, "I promise to be back before evening self-study." You think this is a sci-fi wish-fulfillment novel? Wrong! This is the daily life of the most aggrieved Asura God in history. Having lived for three thousand years without dying or being destroyed, Lu Yan chose to be a nobody at the military academy. Until one day, when the interstellar battlefield went out of control and countless mechs were torn apart by the Zerg, he crushed the Zerg Queen's head with his bare hands. The whole class was shocked: You call this "not bad academic performance"? [Suitable Readers] ✅ Fans of satisfying stories where a max-level powerhouse pretends to be a newbie ✅ Those who are powerless against dark humor like "taking leave to destroy civilization" ✅ Tired of overpowered protagonists and want to read something more down-to-earth about a top-tier powerhouse [Reading Warnings] ⚠️ Dense jokes may cause you to pound your bed in the middle of the night ⚠️ The contrast between the protagonist's obedient student persona and his planet-crushing side is extremely satisfying ⚠️ It is recommended to enjoy this story with an ice-cold drink to avoid choking on laughter

4. 4 爷 Grandpa, I Was Reborn, I Swear I'm Not Possessed 爷爷，我是重生，真不是鬼上身 Bincheng Lao San滨城老三Mystery3.6M WordsOngoing [Traditional Mystery and Supernatural Fiction] [One Female Lead] [Period Novel] [A Funeral Master’s True Accounts] [Northeastern Chinese Funeral Customs] [Rural Life] Adapted into the short drama Eighties Funeral Master (Disclaimer: The folk techniques in this book, including Zhuyou healing rituals, are entirely fictional. Please do not imitate them. The author bears no responsibility for any problems that may arise.) Good grief, I’ve been reborn in 1986, and from the start Grandpa thinks I’m a 59.4kReads9.3Score5kShelves

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   Northeast folk novels, humorous and funny

5. 5 这 This Spirit Medium Is Pretty Powerful! 这个出马仙有点强！ Wu the Half-Immortal吴半仙Mystery3.8M WordsOngoing A piece of red cloth, three feet and three inches long. The old hall's people, the old hall's immortals. One day, when they emerge from the depths of the mountains, their names will spread far and wide! I was born in a rural village in Northeast China in the 1980s. When I was seven, a spirit medium said I was fated to suffer three calamities and eight misfortunes, and would one day become a horse-riding shaman. I didn't believe it, but hardship kept finding me. To make a living, I worked as a wa 148.7kReads9.7Score13.6kShelves
6. 6 清 Cold, Untouchable Moonlight? No! I'm the Villain Chosen by Fate 清冷白月光？不！我是天命大反派 A Clear Song by the Pool一曲潭清Ancient Romance578k WordsCompleted [System-driven + villainess protagonist + egoist + top prodigy + near-invincible power fantasy + no romance (no male consorts)] After transmigrating, Nan Xian becomes a fake prodigy used by a top family to save face. She is about to fight the real prodigy. Should she just wait to die? No rush, the System is here to help. [Ding! The Ultimate Villain System is at your service.] [Humiliate your arrogant fiancé and get a divine beast mount as a reward.] Nan Xian: Kill him. Her younger siblings are d 37.6kReads9.5Score6.4kShelves

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   Both books are complete, so you can read them without worry. There's no romantic pairing.

7. 7 穿 After Becoming a Useless Empress, I Chose to Go Mad 穿成废物女帝后，我选择发疯 Strawberry Pudding with Milk Tea草莓布丁加奶茶Ancient Romance404k WordsCompleted The heroine has no morals + no romance + multiple male leads This book doesn’t prioritize logic. Just read it for fun. After Lin Nian died, she transmigrated into the body of a useless empress. The court was split into three factions. Everyone wanted to control the emperor to command the lords, then find the right moment to kill her. Chancellor Wen Yixun, Secretariat Director Shen Mingyi, and Prince Chen Lin Xiao all coveted her position. Who says a puppet can’t become the master? Lin Nian’s res 217Reads8.8Score103Shelves
8. 8 觉 I Awakened the Fate Chart of Mountains and Rivers, and My Superpower Is Making Memes 觉醒山河命盘，我的异能是玩梗 Goods Pusher货推尝Urban425k WordsOngoing [Comedy] + [Urban Superpowers] + [Stereotypes] Every day at midnight, I get a provincial-level cheat ability! [Ding! Today’s empowerment: Hebei. Ability: Iron Fortress Wall!] A Magneto experience card? I rip the railings out of the schoolyard and turn them into a rain of swords. So cool, nobody can compete! But when I’m about to take down the heartthrob from Beijing with one move... [Cost activated: You cannot harm anyone registered as a Beijing resident, and must protect them if they are injure 607Reads7.5Score—Shelves

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   It's so funny I could die!

9. 9 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137.3kReads9.6Score14.4kShelves
10. 10 现 A Modern Corporate Drone, Reborn as the Attention-Seeking Emperor of Great Ming 现代社畜，重生大明当显眼包皇帝 Liu Shiyan刘诗烟Historical175k WordsCompleted Lin Feng, a 996 programmer, dies of overwork after staying up all night fixing bugs. When he opens his eyes, he's become Zhu Yijun, the ten-year-old emperor in the first year of the Wanli era! Between Zhang Juzheng's “strict teacher” style of regency, the stiff prostrations of court officials, and palace life without so much as toilet paper, his overworked modern soul can't take this lousy “throne.” At least a 996 job comes with milk tea! To survive in the Forbidden City, he puts his office-work —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book has no romantic pairing, is hilarious, and features a comeback story.

11. 11 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 47.8kReads9.1Score6.1kShelves

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    It was especially hilarious, particularly the part with the assistant. You were just trying to help him avoid a car accident, and he said it was the assistant's rule: you can't elope with your wife. That part really cracked me up.

12. 12 凤 The Phoenix Shines Across the World 凤耀天下 Chen Qing Saves Himself陈情自渡Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Decisive heroine + two powerful leads + pocket dimension + beast taming + alchemy + taking down scum + leveling up] (Completed) (Where you are is where my heart calls home.) She had been the most feared fighter in the ancient martial arts world of the 21st century. After transmigrating, she found herself in the body of a good-for-nothing who couldn’t cultivate! Her mystical meridians severed and her spiritual sea destroyed? Then she would gather her meridians anew and rebuild her spiritual sea! 12.7kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
13. 13 仙 The Immortal Emperor Dotes on Me, and the Mad Female Emperor Is Losing It Down Below 仙帝满级宠，疯批女帝在下界麻了 Little Doctor小医生Ancient Romance880k WordsCompleted [Two powerful leads + punishing scumbags + fast-paced + alchemy + beast taming + sweet romance] The Jiang family accidentally found a girl and raised her as their own daughter, only to steal her spiritual roots, fortune, and spirit beast for their real heiress when she came of age. After transmigrating, Di Yunli awakens the Imperial Maiden's spiritual veins, inspiring all the beasts to bow before her. She will reclaim everything she lost, a little at a time, a hundredfold, even a thousandfold. S 1.4kReads9.1Score203Shelves
14. 14 惊 Shocking! Ten Male Leads Are Fighting to Marry Me 惊：十个男主争抢求娶我 Liu Qianqian柳芊芊Ancient Romance206k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s dream girl + multiple male leads + romantic rivalry + pocket dimension + transmigration + xuanhuan romance + historical romance + fantasy romance] In a fantasy world where men outnumber women, the male leads are all domineering and forceful, while the heroine is breathtakingly beautiful but proud and delicate, with little strength! Left Chancellor Mu Qingzhu: Yingying, you’ve got it wrong. I’m not your big brother, I’m your fiancé-to-be! “Urgent report… Miss, the love letters you sen 810Reads6.9Score108Shelves
15. 15 引 Calling the Phoenix Home: The Imperial Phoenix Descends, a Peerless Empress Who Refines Pills and Tames Spirit Beasts 引凰归帝凰临：炼丹契兽倾世女帝 Mu Ziyan沐子烟Ancient Romance598k WordsCompleted [Strong heroine + powerful duo + face-slapping wish fulfillment + adorable pets + pocket dimension] Her soul returned to another world, two souls became one, and the Phoenix Lord returned. Her face was disfigured, and she was brutally murdered. Her ancestral home was seized and she was thrown out. Her loved ones were killed, and she was hunted down without mercy. The moment she opened her eyes, her almond-shaped gaze was as cold as ice. She vowed to reclaim everything that belonged to her. She w 2.7kReads8.9Score364Shelves
16. 16 穿 Transmigrate Into a Book as Rich Sisters-in-Law, My Bestie and I Take the Stage Together! 穿书富家妯娌，我和闺蜜齐上阵！ Shi Jiu柿九Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] [Two couples + best friends transmigrate into a book and both marry into wealthy families + lighthearted daily life + sweet romance + old-school domineering CEOs + supporting female character System] Lin Nanqiao and Xia Linshi transmigrate into a book together and are married off to twin brothers through a family alliance. They go from best friends to best friends and sisters-in-law, stacking their buffs to the max. In the original story, they are both cannon-fodder s 16.5kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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    These three books are really good and interesting, highly recommended! 👍👍 [Learned something new][Already want to read them]

17. 17 女 Life with the Goddess: I Feel Like I've Seen You Somewhere Before 女神同居往事，我好像在哪见过你 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban126k WordsCompleted Li Huangxuan was a recent college graduate, stuck in a miserable nine-to-five job and always broke. Like every young person just starting out, he felt lost and uncertain about the future. He longed for a love that would leave a lasting mark. He had a crush on his coworker, Xu Wanqing, but was too timid to approach her. Then one day, his roommate moved out, and a goddess named Lin Ximeng moved in next door, turning his life upside down. A month of living together gradually drew the two of them cl 43.2kReads9.7Score4.6kShelves
18. 18 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 21.5kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves

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    This one is pretty funny; the female protagonist is forced to resort to cheesy pickup lines to harass a prodigy in order to survive.

19. 19 僵 The Zombies Are Coming: Stealing Intel for an Epic Loot Chest 僵尸来袭：情报截胡史诗级宝箱 Gou Dasheng苟大圣Urban100k WordsOngoing Thirty years ago, games descended upon the world. Dungeons sprang up everywhere, and treasure chests appeared at random. If ordinary people happened upon one, they gained the means to defy fate and change their lives. After being reborn, Jiang Chen gained a cheat that let him plunder information about other people's opportunities. And so... Enemy: "That's strange. Why can't I find a single treasure chest? Is heaven trying to destroy me?!" Parents: "Son, is our house a treasure chest spawn point? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In this era of fragmented information, reading is the most effective way to cultivate inner peace. It allows you to quiet your mind amidst the noise, organize your thoughts, and solidify your understanding; it also helps you break free from preconceived notions and see a broader world. Every book is a crystallization of the author's life experiences and wisdom. The more you read, the richer your inner world becomes, and the more diverse your perspective on the world becomes. Persisting in reading is not about becoming a "bookworm" in the eyes of others, but about living the life you desire throughout the years.

20. 20 游 Game Invasion: Claim Every Fortuitous Opportunity with One Click 游戏入侵：所有机缘一键夺取 Clouds Shallow, Dreams Deep云浅梦深Sports336k WordsCompleted Reborn, Zhao Sen returns with the ID: [I Just Hold a Grudge, That's All]. When his own younger brother is about to stab him in the back, he turns around and steals his brother's SSS-rank opportunity. While others grind levels, he "borrows" theirs. While others learn skills, he "copies" the whole package. When his brother wakes up, he asks through tears, "Bro, what am I supposed to do now that my hidden class is gone?" Zhao Sen ruffles his hair, smiling gently: "Don't worry. I've already tried it 4Reads5.5Score—Shelves
21. 21 暴 Apocalypse of Torrential Rain: I Get Stronger by Killing and Drawing Prizes! 暴雨末世，我靠击杀抽奖无敌！ I Don't Want to Lose at Writing不想写输Sci-Fi & Apocalypse677k WordsOngoing [Apocalypse of torrential rain] [Multiple heroines] [Aircraft carrier at my command] [Decisive and ruthless] Reborn three days before the apocalypse, Jiang Lin faces his girlfriend's overbearing family and turns the tables, extorting a luxury home and a million in cash from her. Torrential rain pours down, floods sweep in, and the whole world becomes an ocean. The rain is poisonous, mutated creatures run rampant, and giant deep-sea beasts hunt humans! He binds a kill-to-draw System. Every kill e 45Reads6.0Score—Shelves
22. 22 我 I’m Invincible in the Cultivation World, Yet They Call Me a Simp 我在修仙界无敌，他们说我是舔狗 I'm the Diamond Bachelor我是钻石王老六Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [No simping, just letting the readers fill in the blanks. He plays it safe early on, then becomes invincible in this satisfying power fantasy.] Li Huai, the ultimate simp, was dumped by a cruel woman and swore he would never be a simp again in his next life! But after transmigrating, he somehow became a notorious simp in the world of cultivation! [Ding! The Host is in an extremely unfortunate situation. The Gift Rebate System has been activated!] [System Overview: Give gifts to beautiful female 8.2kReads7.5Score893Shelves
23. 23 无 Infinite Gear, Hack, Hack, Hack, Hack, Hack, Hack, Hack, Hack! 无限装备，我砍砍砍砍砍砍砍砍！ Old Feifei, Go for It!老飞飞冲鸭Urban716k WordsOngoing [High Martial Arts, Ruthless Action! Satisfying Read + Class Awakening for All + Super Talent + Solo Leveling!] Lin Ye awakens the hidden God-tier talent [Absolute Plunder]! He can copy or plunder the attributes of any equipment he has touched, even its special effect modifiers! Lin Ye: “When I throw this punch, it won’t just have absurd attack power. It’ll also burn, freeze, shock, break armor, stun, and petrify... How are you going to block that?” He, Lin Ye, will never again be the poor s 9Reads5.9Score—Shelves
24. 24 重 Reborn Heir: Starting in the Frozen Apocalypse 重生世子：从冰寒末世开始 I Eat Meat Buns我吃肉包子Eastern Fantasy724k WordsCompleted Ancient Setting + Heir Apparent + Reborn + System + Apocalypse + Revenge + Multiple Heroines Zhou Yu woke up to find that he had transmigrated to ancient times and become a young lord. His father was the Marquis of Dongji, who commanded a mighty army and was known as the “War God.” His younger sister was a celebrated and talented beauty, gentle and lovely, and he himself was about to marry the most famous beauty in Dongyuan City. It was an incredible start, but before he could even celebrate, Zh 3.5kReads6.6Score256Shelves
25. 25 穿 I Transmigrated as the Disgraced Crown Prince and Now Rule the World from the Shadows 穿越成废太子，我布局天下 Kind Writing, Knows the Sea善文懂海Historical882k WordsCompleted #Scheming #CunningProtagonist #Mastermind #FeelGood #Transmigration #CrownPrince #DecisiveKiller #WitsAndWiles #MortalAgainstImmortals “The crown prince is deposed and poisoned right from the start? No problem. I’ll use the world as my chessboard and play a game to build an empire for the ages!” “The greatest history professor in history transmigrates to teach you what a true, dimension-crushing political masterstroke looks like!” A cunning protagonist in a thrilling tale of elaborate schemes! A 168Reads6.4Score—Shelves
26. 26 我EN Achieving Transcendence Through Corpse Burning 我靠焚尸超凡入圣 Ye Tiannan夜天南Mystery2.7M WordsOngoing Since ancient times, people have believed the dead should be buried whole. Cremation is deeply disrespectful to the deceased, and only corpses that have undergone an uncanny transformation are burned. Those who cremate corpses are known as corpse burners. It is an extremely dangerous line of work. At midnight, one room, one corpse burner. Once the doors are shut and locked, if the corpse turns vicious, the corpse burner is as good as dead. Qin He makes his living this way at a canal wharf in the 124.1kReads9.2Score14.9kShelves
27. 27 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 518.8kReads9.7Score68.3kShelves
28. 28 全 Global: God-Tier Talent, Every Item Drops 全民：神级天赋，全物品掉落 Number One Luosifen螺蛳粉第一Urban3.1M WordsCompleted In the era of universal class changes, he gets a god-tier talent from the start: every item drops! Anything Wei Kai kills drops a huge haul, including every item it can possibly drop. Kill a wild rabbit and it drops a rabbit head, rabbit legs, a recipe for spicy rabbit heads, a battered dagger, fragments of spirit medicine... Take down a ferocious tiger and it drops an executioner’s greatsword, a recipe for tiger-bone wine, tiger skin, tiger bones, tiger penis... Regional bosses like the Black-S 32.5kReads7.7Score2.6kShelves
29. 29 全 Wilderness Survival for All: I Crush Everyone by a Mile 全民荒野：我断层碾压所有人 Wings to a Thousand Miles振翅千里Urban1.5M WordsCompleted In the future. Blue Star is facing the prospect of its resources running dry, when an unknown entity launches a survival challenge called The Wilderness World. Anyone who survives in the Wilderness World can earn a longer lifespan, better health, extraordinary powers, and even an entire habitable planet as a reward. But with the wilderness having vanished for countless years, humanity on Blue Star is at a loss. After several years, only a handful of people have managed to last more than a hundre 11kReads8.3Score738Shelves
30. 30 末 Surviving in a Doomsday Apartment, While I Have Infinite Clones! 末日公寓求生，而我无限分身！ Ye Yu叶余Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.3M WordsOngoing Everyone across the globe is transported to a series of apocalyptic apartments! Everyone awakens a talent and struggles to survive in their apartment. Jiang Ye and his classmates are transported to the same beginner apartment! Classmate A: Listen up, I awakened an S-rank talent! Classmate B: That’s great! With an S-rank talent, we’re saved! Classmate C: We’re all classmates. We should help one another! Classmate D: Big shot with an S-rank talent, carry us to victory! Jiang Ye awakens an X-rank t 9.6kReads7.8Score929Shelves
31. 31 网 Online Game: I Have a Super-God-Tier Talent 网游：我有超神级天赋 Rousing Ape撼动猩Sports4.6M WordsCompleted [Updated through the fusion of Ragnarok and reality] [Traditional VRMMO + Transcendent Talent + Ruthless Protagonist + Plot-Driven + No Female Lead] Reborn before Ragnarok's servers launch, he has the chance to start over. Every regret from his past life will be made right. He never awakened a talent in his previous life, not even after ten years. Now, armed with memories of that life, he obtains a God-Tier Talent Awakening Stone and unlocks a Transcendent Talent! Every normal attack permanently 174.5kReads8.9Score17.4kShelves
32. 32 7 Bureau 749: The Cultivation Affairs Office 749局：修仙办事处 Doesn't Eat Strawberry Tops不吃草莓尖尖Urban105k WordsOngoing Fantasy + wild imagination + mind reading + transmigration + spiritual qi revival + light novel + comedy + sharp-tongued banter + bickering + revenge The protagonist, Da Lin, is struck by a divine thunderbolt while undergoing tribulation to become an immortal, and his soul transmigrates into a modern office worker. Having lost all his cultivation, he reenters the path of cultivation and joins forces with Bureau 749 to establish a Cultivation Affairs Office. As he searches for his master's wherea —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is alright, it's funny and has some contrasts, but the main plot seems to be progressing a bit slowly.

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