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1. 1 独 I Guarded a Ruined Temple for Six Years Without Knowing I Was Cultivating Immortality 独守破庙六年，不知自己在修仙 Wandering Garfield流浪的加菲猫Eastern Fantasy3.9M WordsOngoing Lu Tongfeng spent six years alone in a ruined temple without realizing he was cultivating immortality. Only when he turned sixteen, and Yun Fuyao, a fairy from the Yuntian Sect, descended from the sky, did he learn that his slovenly master, who had died six years earlier, had been the Supreme Elder of the Yuntian Sect, one of the great cultivation sects of the mortal world, and its strongest cultivator. When his slovenly master breathed his last six years ago, he left Lu Tongfeng four legacies: 168.5kReads8.7Score14.8kShelves

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   Although it focuses on anti-conventional fairy tales, the heroine Yun Fuyao is a fairy from the Yuntian Sect, forming a sharp contrast with the male protagonist Lu Tongfeng who is full of business spirit. From the time when the two met, they were both dumbfounded and later became more and more in love. They had both the fantasy of the fairy world and the emotional bonds of the mortal world. Their style was relaxed and had the charm of a fairy. 🍭🍭It takes the cultivation of swordsmanship as the core and sets the emotional line of a single female protagonist. The protagonist Gu Yusheng, as a grassroots monk, makes a passionate counterattack, and his relationship with the heroine is intertwined with sweetness and abuse. It not only involves the adventures of a fairy traveling in the three realms, but also has a delicate emotion rooted in the relationship between the two, which fits the theme of protection and growth in the fairy tale. 🍭🍭🍭Although it has system and book elements, it also contains the redemption and emotional growth lines of the Xianxia world. The protagonist, Lin Du, transforms into a short-lived junior uncle in the world of cultivation, and helps his brothers and sisters in the sect get rid of their abnormal love. In the process, there is both a fantasy setting in the world of cultivation and a warm emotional bond, which is consistent with the emotional core of the original book.

2. 2 一 One Sword, One Flask, One Universe 一剑一酒一乾坤 Guan关Eastern Fantasy5.4M WordsOngoing [Swordsmanship + Wine Immortal + Fantasy Xianxia + One Heroine + Mutual Devotion + Humanity’s Survival] A year ago, the boy watched his father shoulder his sword, slay demons, and save humanity, never to return. A year later, the boy arrives at Qingyun with only a sword and a jug of wine. Shunned by all, he is confined to the peach blossom grove. The sword his father called the “Sword of Protection” stands in the most prominent place in the Qingyun Sect, yet the world calls it the “Sword of Sham 71.1kReads9.3Score7.6kShelves
3. 3 修 The Cultivation World’s Sickly Number One 修真界第一病秧子 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 273.5kReads9.7Score29.3kShelves
4. 4 邪 How Strange! The Whole Cultivation World Is Fighting to Take Me as Their Personal Disciple 邪门！全修真界都在抢我当亲传 Jiu Yue Yu久月鱼Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 75.1kReads9.4Score10.1kShelves

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   The heroine is really sublime and powerful, funny and sad, and there are group portraits. This book is really nice and beautiful, I highly recommend it.

5. 5 真 The True Heiress Is Frail, but She Can Punch Every Vengeful Ghost to Death 真千金体弱多病，但一拳一只厉鬼 Luo Shengsheng洛笙笙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying revenge + absurd comedy + no romance] Chi Le had lived for sixteen years before finding out his younger sister had been switched at birth! His parents said, “Your sister is frail and sickly, and can't take care of herself. You have to look after her.” One sleepless night, Chi Le went outside for a walk and saw his frail, sickly sister jump straight down from the third floor without a scratch. Chi Le: ? Then his supposedly helpless sister punched a thou 36.2kReads9.5Score5.2kShelves

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   If you are tired of the traditional real daughter's counterattack routine, then this movie "What's wrong with my sickly real daughter, who knows billions of points of metaphysics" will definitely bring surprises. It uses anti-conventional characters and hilarious plots to show you how a sickly body stirs up the entire wealthy and metaphysical world.

6. 6 病 Spring Returns to the Branches of a Sick Tree 病树枝头又逢春 Sweet Melon甜甜的瓜Ancient Romance476k WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] Sang Nian accidentally climbs into the world of cultivation and becomes the vicious supporting female character who meets a tragic end in the book. System: Your mission is to marry the male supporting character, Xie Chenzhou, abuse him, humiliate him, and then get killed by him. Sang Nian: OK (brandishes little whip) (hits herself) (collapses with a thud) System: (silence) (stares at the sky) System: Mission changed. Win him over, or go mine coal. Sang Nian: (smiles 273.8kReads9.5Score41.2kShelves

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   This fairy tale novel is super good-looking, and it's a he, group portrait novel. Each supporting character has his own story, and everyone is his own protagonist. I really recommend you to read it. You will laugh out loud when you read it. Like me, I have no interest in any novels at this time. I read it and can say these words, which is enough to show how good it is!!! My name is Sang Nian, and I will never forget it." "Your name is Xie Chenzhou. Thousands of sails are passing by the side of the sinking boat, and thousands of spring trees are in front of the diseased trees. The meaning of this name is really good." "I wish us all a bright future." But it was not spring when I came, and spring was springing on the diseased branches.

7. 7 李 Li Xian Wuyou 李仙无忧 Han Fei, Who Loves Ginger Noodles爱吃姜汁面的韩菲Urban710k WordsCompleted Li Wuyou, an immortal cultivator of ten thousand years, suddenly rises from the dead beneath a CBD! His sect has become a 5A-rated tourist attraction, spirit stones cost as much as luxury rent, and the road to immortality has turned into a dead end of cutthroat competition? No problem! Alchemy in a pressure cooker works like a charm, and flying swords deliver takeout across the city in seconds. Immortal arts put modern technology to work! He joins forces with a special government agency after a 6Reads7.1Score—Shelves

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   Li Wuyou, a thousand-year-old monk, actually hid his corpse underground in the CBD! The sect becomes a 5A scenic spot, spiritual stones = sky-high rents, and the road to immortality will turn into a dead end? It doesn't matter! The pressure cooker makes elixirs and smells delicious, the swordsmanship delivers food to the whole city in seconds, and the magic of immortality plays with modern technology! A win-win battle of wits with the country's special departments, backhand, set off a global urban legend craze - when the immortal cultivator adapts to the 21st century, the collision of magic and technology directly explodes across the entire Internet!

8. 8 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 26.1kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves

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   "The reason why we sword cultivators are poor is because all the spiritual stones are spent on the natal sword. The natal sword is our heart, our liver, and our little ancestor." Xu Wu: "So, your ancestors are all trampled on by others?" Gu Qianche was shocked! "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

9. 9 不 Divorced for Being Barren! I Married a Commander and Conceived Triplets 不孕被离婚！嫁首长一胎怀三宝 Dou Jin斗矜Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Second marriage to a soldier + nostalgic retro era + comeback power fantasy] [Beautiful, clear-headed snack-shop owner vs. stern, steady senior military officer] In middle age, Ye Wentang discovered that her adopted son was actually the child her husband had had with her friend. Her husband had even hidden the truth from her and spent all their savings buying his friend a three-bedroom apartment. Ye Wentang finally saw the light. She kicked out her scumbag husband, gave up the adopted son, and 21.7kReads8.6Score2.8kShelves

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   Self-salvation and growth + inspiration + era

10. 10 什 So What If I Lack Morals? I’m Already Number One in All of Jiuzhou 什么仙道天道？呵！我修的是杀道 Jiang Xiaoyan姜小言Ancient Romance3.3M WordsOngoing [Print edition out September 12 + refuses to look back + satisfying growth story + ensemble cast] In her past life, Wanwan died at the hands of her master and six senior brothers, pierced through the heart by seven swords and left without a whole body. Her master only loved her little junior sister, and her senior brothers only doted on her. When the little junior sister lost her Golden Core, they dug out Wanwan's to replace it. When the little junior sister was wronged, Ye Wanwan was made to su 184.2kReads9.4Score17.4kShelves

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    It's really beautiful!!! If you are short of books, you can read these books. You all have a bit of a funny personality [laughing]

11. 11 天 A Baby Falls from the Sky, and Daddy Says I'm a Dragon 天降奶包，爹爹说我是条龙 Cheng Cheng Qian橙橙千Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone's Darling + Adorable Baby + No Romance] Fu Jinli is a dragon, but his father is human. The emperor of the Great Qi had ruled for six years without an heir, and everyone at court was worried sick. Then one day, the stern emperor sat high upon his throne, cradling a three- or four-year-old toddler in his arms. The little girl wore fine silk clothes and smiled sweetly at everyone she met. The ministers: Wonderful! Heaven has blessed our Great Qi. The little princess beat the Left Chan 27.4kReads9.5Score2.7kShelves
12. 12 怪 My Monster Master Is Sickly and Deranged, and Locks Me Up to Demand Love 怪物师尊病态发疯，锁情求爱 Number One Steamed Bun第一馒头Ancient Romance497k WordsCompleted [A monstrous, obsessive, possessive, and dangerously devoted master × a delicate young lady who knows how to act cute and sweet-talk people] After her family abandons her once again in this life, Mo Tongqing decides she won’t just sit back and wait for her fate. She struggles her way through a marsh and finds herself a super-powerful villainous master to rely on. She wants nothing to do with her identity as the Mo family’s legitimate daughter, a wretched girl who was bullied her whole life and l 9.3kReads8.4Score1.2kShelves
13. 13 祖 Even Grandma’s Maxed Out, So What If She’s a Little Wacky? 祖奶奶都满级了，沙雕亿点怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 23.3kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves
14. 14 帝 The Imperial Princess Raises a Finger and All Creation Perishes; the Ghost Emperor Kneels to Kiss Her Hem 帝姬抬指苍生灭，鬼帝跪吻她裙摆 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Strong female lead + power fantasy] During the upheaval at the Heavenly Puppet Palace, Shi Xi’s eyes were gouged out and her life-bound puppet was stolen. She was tossed into a forbidden zone like a stray dog! At death’s door, she awakened spirit eyes that could see countless souls, drawing the attention of the Ghost Emperor, Gui Li. “Little girl, help me restore my body, and I’ll help you get revenge.” From then on, a peerless prodigy was born in the forbidden zone! You gouged out her eyes, se 13.6kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
15. 15 混 Breaking Through Chaos 混沌破空 Lone Shadow in the Night孤影栖夜Eastern Fantasy153k WordsOngoing A generation’s Xuan Emperor perishes while opening the heavens, only to be reborn in the body of a cripple. With the memories of his past life, he powers through cultivation and returns to the peak to find the real culprit behind his death. But on closer inspection, this second life seems to have been deliberately arranged. His path to strength feels less like a journey and more like the gradual unveiling of this world’s ultimate secret. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This new book is okay

16. 16 让 You Told Me to Wreak Havoc on the Righteous Path, So What Is This Tomato Novel? 让你祸害正道，番茄小说是什么鬼 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps 45.7kReads9.3Score4.5kShelves
17. 17 失 After She Went Blind, a Powerful Tycoon Took Her In and Spoiled Her Rotten! 失明后，她被大佬捡回家！宠上天 Sweet Wine Seven甜酒七Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, A Deep Confession in Your Eyes, is now available. Go watch it on Hongguo, everyone! [First Married, Then in Love + Devoted Couple + Age Gap + Sweet Romance + Mutual Devotion] Mu Qianqian accidentally goes blind while saving an old lady, then marries the old lady's grandson on a whim just three days later! Before her sight returns, Mu Qianqian worries every day that she's married an ugly guy with no car or house. Once she can see again, the man lifts her chin, his thin 14.6kReads9.1Score2kShelves
18. 18 商 Mr. Shang, Take It Easy on Our Wedding Night! 商先生，新婚请节制！ Jie Jie芥婕Modern Romance509k WordsCompleted (Marriage first, love later + A gentle, slow-burn sweet romance) (Signed for publication) At twenty-seven, Wen Xi accidentally learns that she isn’t her parents’ biological daughter. Overnight, she has new parents, and even her fiancé changes. Her new fiancé, Shang Chen, is renowned in Beijing for being stern, cold, and taciturn. Everyone holds him in awe. People in their social circle all say that this newlywed couple, brought together halfway through life, probably won’t amount to much and won 67.2kReads9.1Score7.4kShelves
19. 19 我 My Wife Is Both Immortal and Mortal 我妻是仙，亦是凡人 Little White, Star River Love Detective星河情探小白Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted A new work is here! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 3Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 20 十 A Terrifying Night at the Ten-Meter Bridge 十米桥惊魂夜 Little White, Star River Love Detective星河情探小白27k WordsCompleted Night of Terror at the Ten-Meter Bridge 1Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 21 老 My Husband Took His Pregnant Coworker Home. After I Got an Abortion, He Went Mad 老公送怀孕女同事回家，我主动流产后他疯了 Yan Meng Xingze言梦星泽8k WordsCompleted When the blizzard hit, my husband left me at the bus stop, insisting on turning back to take his five-month-pregnant subordinate home. I was freezing, collapsed on the ground, and begged him to save me, but he screamed at me, "Have you no compassion? How can a normal person like you be jealous of a pregnant woman?!" What he didn't know was that I was pregnant too. Watching his car disappear in a cloud of dust, I clutched my lower abdomen and laughed bitterly in despair. I don't want this child a 434Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 22 我 I Already Have a Son and a Daughter, but My Ex Only Just Told Me to Get Our Marriage License 我早就儿女双全了，前男友才通知我去领证 Orange Isle橘子洲11k WordsCompleted Five years after we broke up, I suddenly got a call from Lu Zhi. “Shen Xinyue, we'll get our marriage license at the civil affairs bureau in five days.” “Our wedding will be held at Hill Manor. It's the dream wedding I promised you.” My mind went blank. In my shock, I blurted out: “Didn't we break up five years ago?” A derisive chuckle came from the other end. “Break up? I never agreed to that.” “Didn't you come back to the country out of the blue because you heard I was getting married?” “Don't 2.9kReads—Score100Shelves
23. 23 老 My Husband Came Back After Registering His Marriage with His First Love, and Our Home Was Gone 老公和初恋领完证回来后，家没了 Slowly Picking Up the Pen to Write缓缓提笔写作11k WordsCompleted After my husband came back from registering his marriage to his first love, our home was gone. 5.9kReads—Score—Shelves
24. 24 女 After My Husband's Female Best Friend Got Him a Vasectomy, I Asked for a Divorce 女兄弟给老公做了结扎手术后，我提出了离婚 Cheng Zui程最10k WordsCompleted After my husband's female buddy performed his vasectomy, I asked for a divorce. 801Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 25 重 Reborn in the 1980s: The Diplomat I Rejected Regretted It Like Crazy 重生八零，退婚外交官后他悔疯了 Mao Ning'an猫宁安Modern Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Regretful scumbag chases his wife after she leaves + she never looks back as a new man rises to the top + rival suitors in a romantic battlefield + career-driven heroine] In her previous life, she was a wife in name but a housekeeper in reality. She raised the son he had with another woman, did the laundry and cooking, and took care of the three elderly members of Xu Zhizhou’s family, only to receive divorce papers in return. She died still a virgin. He said marriage was a shackle, and that he 19.7kReads7.7Score1.2kShelves
26. 26 寡 You’d Go After Your Widowed Sister-in-Law? Fine! I’ll Marry Into the Capital’s Most Powerful Family 寡嫂你也碰？行！我改嫁京圈太子 You Xi柚熹Modern Romance627k WordsCompleted On the day of the Song family’s eldest son’s funeral, Chu Yu caught her husband, Song Shigui, in bed with her sister-in-law, who had just lost her husband. Only then did Chu Yu realize that after seven years, her husband still loved Chu Nannan. She was nothing but a stand-in. Chu Yu’s heart turned to ash, and she finally came to her senses. “Song Shigui, let’s get divorced.” Song Shigui was thunderstruck. “Chu Yu, cut out the push-and-pull routine!” Chu Yu looked at him provocatively. “Divorce. 148Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 27 嫌 You Think She’s Deaf? The CEO Bites Her Ear Every Night 嫌她耳聋？商总夜夜掐腰咬耳朵 Yu Jin Eight Liang郁金八两Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The wealthy families of Jiangzhou all say that Fu Xizhou is deeply in love with Meng Zhao. Even though she has a hearing impairment, he insists on marrying no one but her. Meng Zhao believes it too. Until, just outside the study, she puts on her cochlear implant and hears him confiding in a friend with her own ears. “If I hadn’t missed my chance with my sister-in-law, Meng Zhao would never have become Mrs. Fu.” “She’s disabled. She should consider herself lucky I let her be a stand-in.” So he ma 601Reads7.3Score102Shelves
28. 28 和 After the Divorce, She Reigns Supreme in the Capital 和离后，她冠绝京城 Lone Goose Painting孤雁图Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After three years of marriage, Xue Xiangyi sold all her dowry to support her husband while he served far from home. Kong Lin'an returned in glory after earning merit for disaster relief, bringing along a wife, a concubine, and a pair of children. He declared self-righteously, "The money you sent came from your maternal grandfather's family. Your grandfather was a merchant, and merchants are lowly. They steal the people's hard-earned money. I'm simply taking it from the people and giving it back 2kReads8.0Score264Shelves
29. 29 绝 I Will Never Forgive Him: Miss Song Remarries 绝不原谅，宋小姐改嫁了 Tang Xiaoguo唐小果Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Song Youning witnessed her husband Feng Hanzhou's most disgraceful betrayal with her own eyes. He got his sister-in-law pregnant, yet still had the nerve to say, “You can't have children. The Feng family can't be left without an heir.” How ironic! He was the same man who had knelt nine times to propose and sworn that he'd rather get sterilized than have children. Now that their love had become a joke, there was no need to preserve any dignity. That very night, she called a number no one else da 317Reads6.4Score108Shelves
30. 30 小 A Night of Terror in the Residential Complex 小区惊魂夜 Xiao Chen's Dad小辰他爸Mystery133k WordsCompleted A new work is out! Come read my story on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 31 逼 You Forced Me to Live as a Widow? The General Came Back Alive, and Now You’re Stunned 逼我守寡？首长活着回来傻眼了吧 Talking Rabbits Is No Ordinary Thing谈兔不凡Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Military marriage + remarriage + punishing scumbags and face-slapping + making a fortune + 1980s + space] (A radiant beauty who makes a fortune VS a taciturn, protective tough guy) Tang Qiu opened her eyes on her wedding night and found herself married in a bride swap to an officer's wife who was about to become a widow. No need to panic. First, she’d settle the score with the stepsister who’d schemed against her, then reclaim her dowry. She even unexpectedly got a golden finger space. Her scum 10.4kReads8.5Score1.3kShelves
32. 32 断 A Terrifying Night Beneath the Broken-Soul Bridge 断魂桥下惊魂夜 Northern Midge北方小咬22k WordsCompleted A Night of Terror Beneath the Bridge of Broken Souls —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 33 嫌 She Faked Her Death and Remarried, Thinking I Was Infertile. Now I'm Remarrying a Military Officer and Having Lots of Kids 嫌我不孕假死另娶，改嫁军官多胎 Wan Dou Dou万兜兜Modern Romance374k WordsCompleted [Rebirth + 1980s + Revenge + Military Marriage Later + Building Wealth] (The low rating is due to the small number of readers, not the quality of the story.) In her previous life, her husband died while rescuing people during a disaster. Unable to have children, Shen Ningxue chose to stay with her in-laws and raise the pitiful abandoned child they had brought home from elsewhere. When she had finally bought her adopted son a car and a house and lived to see him get married, she was diagnosed wit 364Reads8.0Score100Shelves
34. 34 竹 My Childhood Sweetheart Wanted Me as a Concubine, So I Broke Off the Engagement and Drove the Male Lead Mad 竹马让我做妾，转身退亲气死男主 My Name Is Zhang Mingkai我叫张明凯Ancient Romance362k WordsCompleted [Palace intrigue + strategic moves at every turn + groveling chase + a little angst + very sweet later] [The heroine is strong, truly strong. Don't ask why the hero can't control her: everyone who tries gets cut out of her life] Su Zhi, the legitimate daughter of a noble family, waited five years for her childhood sweetheart and fiancé, Jiang Wanshu. The first thing he did when he returned was ask her to become his concubine. Neither weak nor self-sacrificing, Su Zhi decisively called off the en 73Reads7.0Score—Shelves
35. 35 丧 Pregnant Zombie Mom Stockpiles Supplies: Get Lost, Ex-Husband! 丧尸孕妈囤物资：前夫哥滚远点 This Cat Looks a Little Scruffy这只猫长得有点潦草Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted Is the Zombie Baby's Dad a Scumbag? The night before our divorce, Gu Yan and I got drunk and ended up in bed together. The next day, he showed up with the divorce papers, put his arm around his new sweetheart, and said, “I’ve wanted to split up for ages.” Then the apocalypse hit and turned the whole world upside down! A month into the apocalypse, I’d had enough. I made a finger heart at the zombie peeking through the crack in my door. “Hey, handsome, bite gently. My meat’s tough!” Three months l 16Reads6.3Score—Shelves

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    She stretched out her arm to wait for the zombie to bite her, but in the end she just pecked him lightly. She sighed: This zombie is not very skilled at the job. He couldn't even bite him thoroughly, and he even made me pregnant!

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