Please Be Funny, the Kind That Makes You Laugh Out Loud (Don't Be Nonsensical)
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I want to read a book similar to "The Rogue Imperial Master". There is a shortage of books. Please support me by recommending some good books that can make people laugh to death. Don't be ridiculous (recommend books more than a hundred times, read a single book for less than ten hours, show your total reading time, recommend books that are powerful and powerful) and
Just take a look, it's a funny batch. Moreover, the protagonist is not ridiculously strong, his body skills are those of a monkey🤓 and the plot of Tomb Raiders Note has not changed too much🤓
This chronicle is about the rebirth of an old lady. It's super funny. I read it in the middle of the night and almost didn't laugh. The heroine's mouth is so powerful that it makes people's breasts clear. It is recommended [laughing][laughing][laughing]
I don't recommend bad books. You can tell by looking at the name, the duration of a single book, and the number of tweets that I am not the kind of person who eats bad food. The following books are all ones that I find funny.
Chapter One: Signs of the Transformation of the Corpse The cold moonlight shines through the window lattice of the ruined temple, reflecting on Zhang Chen's face as pale as paper. On his left arm, three bone-deep scratches were emitting a disgusting rancid smell. The skin around the wound is not simply fester, but has a strange gray color, like old jade, with faint black and purple blood threads crawling under the skin, as if it is alive. "Hold him down!" Mr. Lu's voice was urgent, and his gray eyebrows were tightly knitted together. He held a sharp knife and tried to gouge out the carrion around the wound. But as soon as the tip of the knife touched the gray flesh, it made a soft "chi" sound and a plume of green smoke rose up, as if it was burning a long-dead piece of wood. "This... This is impossible!" Mr. Lu suddenly retracted his hand, his cloudy old eyes filled with unbelievable horror, "I have been practicing medicine for a long time, and I have never seen... A new injury can give birth to a 'carrion jade'! This is a sign that the corpse poison has entered the marrow and has been brewing for hundreds of years before it appears!" Lin Yao's pretty face turned pale and she said anxiously: "Grandpa Lu, did you see it wrong? Ah Chen was clearly injured by that white zombie, but it only took a stick of incense!" "I hope I'm wrong!" Mr. Lu's voice was trembling, and he pointed at the strange, slightly pulsating wound on Zhang Chen's arm. "Look, this rotten flesh is like jade, and blood is like earthworms. It is clearly the corpse poison that has penetrated into the bone marrow and has been entangled with the host's vitality for hundreds of years to form 'corpse marrow gangrene'! But he..." He looked at Zhang Chen, whose consciousness was already blurred, "but he is clearly full of energy and blood, and he is a living young man!" The conflict was pushed to its peak at this moment. The new injury an hour ago showed the terrifying characteristics of a century-old corpse poison. At this moment, a strong wind blew outside the ruined temple, and Yin Qi surged in like a tide. Senior Brother Li Hao, who had been silently observing, suddenly looked at the blood-red moon outside the window and said in a voiceless voice: "No! Tonight is the phenomenon of 'Nine Yins Blocking the Sun'! The Yin Qi of the heaven and earth is extremely strong, and the power of all evil will skyrocket! Could it be... That this strange phenomenon of the heaven and earth catalyzed the corpse poison?" Mr. Lu slowly shook his head, staring at Zhang Chen's deteriorating wounds, and said solemnly: "The vision of heaven and earth may increase the power of corpse poison, but it cannot be created out of nothing, causing new injuries to span a hundred years... The root of this poison is not Bai Zhizhi, nor the weather, but in himself!" He tore open the clothes on Zhang Chen's chest. On the young man's heart, a pale golden ancient mark that looked like a flame was looming under the skin, forming a sharp contrast with the gray corpse poison on his arm. "This is... The 'Burning Sun Curse Seal'?!" Mr. Lu took a breath of cold air. "According to legend, only those with the 'Xuan Yin Body' will be planted with this seal by an expert at birth to balance the overwhelming Yin Qi in the body and avoid early death. Could it be..." Fragments of the truth began to piece together: Zhang Chen turned out to be a Xuanyin Body that is rare to encounter in ten thousand years! For ordinary people, Bai Zhi's corpse poison may just be a nuisance. But for his body, which is a hotbed of extreme yin, the entry of ordinary corpse poison into the body is like a spark falling into a boundless gunpowder store, instantly detonating his original yin energy that has been suppressed by the curse seal for more than ten years! That seemingly "hundred-year" corpse poison infection is actually the terrifying qualitative change and accelerated decay caused by the combination of the mysterious yin energy and corpse poison in his body! "We must find the ultimate Yang power of the 'Red Yang Zhu Fruit' immediately to neutralize the Xuanyin corpse poison in his body! Otherwise, within three days, all the essence and blood in his body will be swallowed up by the mutated corpse poison, and he will turn into a real... Immortal bone!" Mr. Lu's voice was decisive, with an unquestionable sense of urgency. Hearing this, Li Hao drew out his long sword with a solemn expression: "The Red Sun Vermilion Fruit is a rare treasure in the world. It is said that it only grows in the land of Zhiyang Zhigang. There may be traces of the 'Fire Sun Valley' a hundred miles away. I will go there..." "It's too late!" Lin Yao looked at the gray color on Zhang Chen's arm that almost spread to his shoulders and said with a cry, "With his current condition, he can't support your return!" In a desperate situation, where is the glimmer of hope? Just when everyone was helpless, Zhang Chen's right hand, which was clenched in pain, suddenly spread out weakly, and a jade pendant with warm tentacles but exuding an extremely cold breath slipped from his palm. The jade pendant has an ancient shape and is engraved with strange runes that no one can recognize. At this moment, it is emitting a weak light that is homologous to the mysterious Yin energy in Zhang Chen's body. Mr. Lu's pupils shrank suddenly, he carefully picked up the jade pendant, and said in a voiceless voice: "Netherworld Soul Jade?! This thing has been lost for thousands of years, how could it be on him? Could it be that... His life experience is related to the legendary 'Netherworld Family'?" The appearance of this jade pendant made the already foggy situation even more confusing. Is Zhang Chen's Xuanyin body natural or man-made? Is this jade pendant that can nourish the Yin soul and stabilize the Xuan Yin energy a blessing or a curse? Was the white zombie that attacked him really just a coincidence? At this time, Zhang Chen, whose consciousness sank into the boundless darkness, was standing in a void. Opposite him was a man in black who had a similar appearance to him, but had a vicissitude in his eyes and was surrounded by an endless aura of the netherworld. The man spoke slowly, his voice like eternal ice: "Child, what are you still resisting?" "Embrace the true power in your blood." "This corpse poison is just the first key to awaken your sleeping origin..." --