It's Better to Bite a Lighter If You Don't Have a Living 没活不如咬打火机

1 舔 Three and a Half Years as a Simp, Then the System Told Me I Had the Wrong Target 舔狗三年半，系统说我攻略错对象 Beauty Zhang Sanfeng美女张三疯Ancient Romance385k WordsCompleted 35.8kReads9.4Score4.8kShelves

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The first book: Three and a half years of affectionate mispayment, the system's sentence "Strategy for the wrong target" directly reverses the plot! When the licking dog suddenly wakes up and surrenders to him, let's see how he can start a new story of sweetness and abuse with his real destiny amidst the pleasure of slapping his ex in the face. With constant high-energy reversals, contrasting characters, and a background of battles between palaces and houses, this wave of "line-changing strategies" will definitely make you want to stop, and you will be at a loss if you don't add it to your bookshelf! Book 2: Wrong marriage partner? It doesn't matter, just pick up a master and go home! On the surface, this Taifu is cold and cold, but in fact he is very possessive, and the way he fights and grabs is so cute that it seems foul. In the whirlpool of palace and house fights, the fate of a wrong marriage bloomed the sweetest flowers. The plot is ridiculous and the characters are interesting and addictive. Such a marriage is "unexpected". It would be a pity not to add it to the bookshelf and follow the candy!

3 对 Sorry, My Talent Won't Let Me Keep a Low Profile 对不起，我的天赋不允许我低调 Mao Mao猫芼Modern Romance2.4M WordsOngoing 134.6kReads9.0Score9.7kShelves

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The name of the main character in the novel is very cute, Wangzi. He has a system but the main character is not bad at all. I read the whole book without realizing it.

4 后 Three Years in the Harem, 27 Transmigrators Dead 后宫三年，死了27个穿越女 Snatching Away the Big Gray Wolf抱走大灰狼Ancient Romance16k WordsCompleted 1.4kReads8.9Score—Shelves

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I feel that short stories are better, time travel, suspense, conspiracy and resurrection, shrinking into the world

9 你 You're Just a Cat, So Why Are You Competing with the Police for Their Jobs? 你就一只猫，干嘛和警察抢饭碗？ Gao Wei高纬Urban436k WordsCompleted 11.5kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves

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[Blowing kiss][blowing kiss]

15 年 In Period Dramas, I Gain a New Trait in Every World 年代剧我每个世界获取一个词条 Tea Eggs, Boiled in Water水煮茶叶蛋258k WordsOngoing 54Reads5.5Score—Shelves

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The book is on the homepage, welcome to the pit

19 绝 Desperate Situation: I Accidentally Obtained a Peerless Skill 绝境：我意外获得绝世功法 Forty-Seven Decibels四十七分贝Urban147k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Seeing that they can't continue making it up, I'll make it up myself.

26 末 What It's Like to Survive in the Apocalypse 末日下的生存真像 The Three-Legged Donkey on a Bumpy Road一路坎坷瘸腿驴Sci-Fi & Apocalypse335k WordsCompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Hey hey, if you have a brain but not a brain, the story has twists and turns, is bizarre and fresh!

27 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted 33.8kReads9.4Score5.2kShelves

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Purely funny article with interesting plot

29 我 I'm a Type II Civilization with a Dimensionality Reduction Strike, Isn't That Perfectly Reasonable? 我一个二级文明有二向箔很合理吧 Chen Erlan陈二懒Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted 92.2kReads9.6Score9kShelves

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(¬◡¬)✧ Complete this science fiction novel in one sentence and hit all the funny points! 1. The difficulty of the beginning is hell: the sun is about to explode, the neighboring civilizations are trying to steal homes, and human beings almost become "wandering beggars" in the universe; 2. The protagonist turns on the cheating device: he is reborn with the memory of his past life, while others are building a space elevator, he directly takes out the "two-way foil", and the technology tree is planted faster than a rocket; 3. Playing high-end games is like abusing vegetables: will higher civilizations come to "clean up"? Flinging the two-way foil with the backhand, crushing the opponent's warship into a "space paper man", the main theme is "beat you with your rules"; 4. Outrageous but reasonable: others question "is the second level civilization equipped with dimensional weapons?", The protagonist replies with strength - technology, as long as there is a breakthrough, there is no "whether it is worthy", only "dare or not"; 5. The ending pattern is full of excitement: from escaping from the solar system to relying on hard-core technology to set rules in the universe, human beings directly counterattacked from "little waiters" to "cosmic talkers", which is so exciting!

30 这 This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! 这个反派有点良心，但是不多！ I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted 399.8kReads9.5Score54.9kShelves

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42 古 The Young Lady from Ancient Times Arrives, and the Cold CEO Loses His Heart 古穿今大小姐驾到冷漠总裁乱了心 The Grown-Up Kid过期的小朋友Modern Romance608k WordsCompleted 5.3kReads8.6Score591Shelves

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Don't look at the ratings, these books are always good to read, highly recommended! !

49 低 Whisper It! Darling, I Only Want You 低声哄！宝贝，我只要你 Clear and Pure澈净Modern Romance264k WordsCompleted 47.7kReads9.5Score6.3kShelves

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A young man from Beijing × a bully from a primary school with low self-esteem. This secret love has been hidden for three years. Everyone said that Fu Ciyu would not care for anyone, but they saw him bending down to kiss her and call her "baby" in a low voice on a rainy night. When the news of the engagement came, she quietly left, and he chased his wife with red eyes: "Xia Zhicha, you must not let me go!" The fake prodigal is so innocent, and the secret love becomes real and sweet!

50 雾 The Misty Isle Equation 雾屿方程式 Victoria YaVictoria呀Mystery852k WordsCompleted 43Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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"Wuyu Equation" ~ [Introduction to the exciting version] When a model student who steals questions encounters a fallen genius, this game in the name of mathematics has been written by fate as the only solution. Wu Wu wants to break free from the golden cage cast by his mother, and Jiang Yu wants to bury the scarlet truth of his father's death. They fell in love in the folds of Riemann's hypothesis and killed each other in the cracks of Cauchy's inequality. "Jiang Yu, if loving you is an unsolvable equation..." "Then overturn the entire number field, good girl, you know I never use standard answers when doing questions." [Introduction to the literary version] When the perfect mask meets the broken genius, two souls cursed by mathematics meet in the coordinate system of lies and truth. Wu Wu, the good girl in the key class, hides a USB flash drive that steals questions under her always decent smile. Jiang Yu, a troubled boy from Class 7, has a CMO gold medal edge locked behind his violent fists. "Why did you teach me mathematics?" "Why did you overturn the verdict for me?" The rooftop transaction in the abandoned teaching building, the bloody dawn in the underground boxing ring, and the shocking reversal in the CMO finals. Back then, Duan Yiyi's mentality met the paranoia of a mathematical genius. They used the Riemann Hypothesis to solve the murder case and used the Fourier transform to unravel the conspiracy. "Jiang Yu, let's do a proof question -" "Prove that all the lies are because I love you." [Human version introduction] A suspenseful campus love story, a rational girl who appears to be an obedient top student + a handsome and smart male protagonist (๑Ő௰Ő๑)~ There will be no inexplicable love or lust in the work. It is recommended to at least read Chapter 7 [Singularity] no matter what, the tug-and-pull game between the male and female protagonists is super exciting! Hope everyone will like it