I want something hilarious, the kind that makes your stomach hurt from laughing. I remember reading a book where everyone could hear the heroine's inner thoughts. I'm trying to find it again. Does anyone know what I mean?
This book is simply the best, the best, the best, the best I have ever read. Before I finished laughing at the previous one, the next one hit me like great luck. It made me laugh so hard. It was so beautiful. The emotional line between Lao Xie and Lao Shen was also very complete. It was not the kind of mindless love. Everyone came to rush and rush.
There was a loud bang in the sky, and Chun Jin died on the spot. Youth has no price, Chun Jin opened his mouth and cursed, "Fuck your dad's bananas and cabbage, for God's sake, if I call you "Father", do you really treat me like a grandson?" How could she hide from the zero-frame attack? Even if I go out to buy hand cakes, I will be struck to death by lightning. If I die, I will wear a book; if I wear a book, I will wear a book, and I will fucking wear a character that people find disgusting. The original owner's name was Chun Jin, the same name as hers, and the second lady of the Chun Mansion had a brother named Chun Hanwen who was also very unlucky. It belongs to the role where every dog passing by has to be marked. But laughter does not make people laugh, and the cold spring warms the real man. He is truly like an eldest brother and a father, doting on his sister like stars and moon. Chunhan Wenben was a mortal who accidentally discovered a good talent while training as an immortal and wanted to accept him as a disciple. He thought he could lead a better life for his sister and parents, but God treated him like a grandson. When he went out to collect some elixir, he was stabbed to death by a sword because he didn't want to give it to the main character Ling Yun. In the end, his body hung in the sect for three days. He was even more of a grandson than a grandson. The original owner was also implicated and tortured to a dehumanized state, and was eventually left to compete with wild dogs for food. The father and mother wanted to seek justice for him, but their throats were blocked by the protagonist's master with a sword. When the immortal arrived, the original owner's family were all dead and even the chickens were caught and stewed. Chun Jin clapped her hands, "It's hard to beat the dead, but it's even more useless to bully parents." Chun Hanwen saw the little girl talking to herself, thinking that she was coaxing him to play and didn't dare to disturb her. When my little sister grows up, she knows how to coax herself to play. Isn't it too much to reward a magic weapon? The magic weapon has been rewarded, so it makes sense to get some new clothes. Chun Jin looked at the jade bracelet magic weapon on her hand and felt sour in her heart for a moment. Although it was only the lowest level magic weapon, it was already extremely precious to mortals. Chun Hanwen was taciturn and could only pat the little girl's back gently. Although he was a mortal, he was particularly sensitive to emotions. "When I can make a lot of money, I will give you a better one." Chun Jin burst into tears. He really made me cry to death! "Brother, listen to me. Don't worry about remembering anything. Just listen to me first." Chun Hanwen nodded, "Little sister, tell me." He had long been used to his little sister's bumps from time to time. At first, he was a little worried about inviting many famous doctors to see her. The results were all fine but he had a lively personality. However, one famous doctor concluded that he was slightly mentally retarded. He immediately hung himself from a tree by the doctor for three days and became mentally retarded. Without him, he just had no quality. The character of the original owner is basically the same as hers, so there is no need to worry about being a gangster or anything. "Actually, I've been amazed by your bones for a long time. You will become a great person in the future! Instead of squatting in ruins, why not go to seek immortality and ask." A passing immortal said:? He has been observing this kid for several days. He is really talented and came to visit him today. See if you are interested in becoming his teacher, but why is this different from what he thinks? These are all his words! It doesn't matter, let's listen to what this kid has in mind. If there is no chance, then kidnap him. Chun Hanwen looked at Chun Jin in confusion, "Is our family very poor?" The jade pavement was decorated with gold, and two valuable stone lions squatted at the door. Is this considered poor? Chun Jin: "Don't worry about it for now. Don't you want to travel around the world? Don't you want to give yourself a martial arts dream!" Chun Hanwen shook his head, "Little sister, do you have a fever? I'm waiting for a mortal to talk about seeking immortality." Chun Jin casually picked up a straw hat and made a pose that he thought was handsome, "Young man, where is your passion? Seventeen or eighteen is a good age to make a career. You shouldn't be so decadent. ! Brother, do you think you can eat the chickens outside all day long?" Chun Hanwen suddenly realized, "Little sister, do you want to eat the big fat chickens outside?" Chun Jin resisted the urge to greet the other party's family and said, "Go ahead. If you can't go, you won't be fooled! If it doesn't work, just play with me!" Chun Hanwen said helplessly, "It's up to you."
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