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I want to read something similar to "The Tragedy Caused by Hemorrhoids."

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1 Sipping Mixue and Wielding a Knife, I'm the Boldest in the Prankster World 喝着蜜雪拿着刀，整活界里我最骚 Surely Not a Couch Potato怕不是咸鱼Urban413k WordsCompleted 16.1kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
2 Mary Sue Gets Roasted 2: Mei You's Story 创击玛丽苏2梅优物语 It's Not Easy Just To See Some Snow看个雪还真不容易Modern Romance21k WordsCompleted 305Reads—Score102Shelves
3 Take That, Mary Sue 3: The Queen Returns 创击玛丽苏3女王归来 It's Not Easy Just To See Some Snow看个雪还真不容易Modern Romance39k WordsCompleted 59Reads—Score—Shelves
4 Just Pretend and Leave the Rest to This System! 你只管装，后背交给本系统！ 10,000-Character Tree Planting Book万字种树书Urban51k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Hilarious daily life on campus
5 The Ninth Book to Earn My Daughter’s Dowry 给女儿挣嫁的第9本书 Earning a Dowry for My Daughter给女儿挣嫁妆Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted 4.6kReads7.2Score287Shelves
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Such a cool novel, why don't you guys come and read it?
6 The Country Doctor’s Good Life 乡村神医好快活 A Stone Blooms石头开花Urban3.6M WordsOngoing 63.5kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
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Many people in the comment area say it's poisonous, but I think this book is pretty good. It's purely funny. There's no need to find fault here. Big cheers for the author!
7 The Fairy Asked If You’d Done It, and You Made Her Fly 仙子问你开没开，你让仙子飞起来 Changshou Can't Fly长寿不会飞Urban3.4M WordsOngoing 153.3kReads9.1Score11.1kShelves
8 My Cultivation Is Gone, and Now the Fairies Want to Settle Old Scores 修为尽失，仙子们要算旧账了 Rain and Snow Without End雨雪不停Eastern Fantasy912k WordsOngoing 48.3kReads8.6Score4.3kShelves
9 The Snow Wolf’s Mission 2: Wolf Knight 雪狼的使命2之狼侠 Xiaomi Ten-Step Rifle小米十步枪Urban1.2M WordsOngoing 205Reads5.8Score—Shelves
10 I'm Almost a Max-Level Evil God, and You Want Me to Switch to Summoning? 我快邪神满级，你劝我转职召唤？ The Sky Isn't Dark Around the Corner转角天不黑Urban2.3M WordsOngoing 34.2kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves
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This is a must
11 My Wife Says She Cheated on Me 老婆说她出轨了 Ying Nuo影诺Completed —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Just look at the name
12 At the Scene of the Rape, the Fiancee Chopped up His Brother 捉奸现场，未婚妻把兄弟剁了 Ying Nuo影诺11k WordsCompleted —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
13 Rebirth of the College Entrance Examination: Defeat the Green Tea Sister at the Beginning 重生高考：开局打爆绿茶妹妹 Ying Nuo影诺14k WordsCompleted 1Reads8.6Score—Shelves
14 After My Wife Cheated, I Married Her Lover's Girlfriend 妻子出轨后、我娶了她情夫的女友 Ying Nuo影诺13k WordsCompleted —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
15 Sequence: God Eater 序列：吃神者 No Brain, Just Cerebellum不要大脑要小脑Urban4.1M WordsOngoing 626.5kReads9.3Score61.4kShelves
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Recommended by a 17-year-old book fan. If you read too many brain-burning books, you can read some funny ones to relieve your fatigue. One book is highly intelligent and funny, and the other is purely funny.
16 I Am Uncontainable 我，无法收容 May Season五月时期Urban3.2M WordsOngoing 146.1kReads9.3Score14.3kShelves
17 Stop Scrolling, Bro! This Streamer Isn’t Here to Perform 别刷了哥！这主播根本不是卖艺的 Blue Chalk蓝色粉笔Urban1.8M WordsCompleted 156.2kReads9.4Score14.7kShelves
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It's super fun. The protagonist is a host. The system has very little effect. The main thing is really lively. It's so interesting [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration]
18 A Tragedy Caused by Hemorrhoids 因痔疮而引发的惨案 Lord Xianyue仙月大人Eastern Fantasy743k WordsOngoing 602Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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These book titles are so clever! "The Tragedy Caused by Hemorrhoids" has a wonderful imagination, "The Remaining Dirt" has extraordinary emotions, and there are also "Abnormal Humans" and "Ancient Madhouse". The plots are more catchy than the last, and you can just catch up~
19 Livestream: I Said I’d Never Killed Anyone, and the Lie Detector Went Off 直播：我说没杀过人，测谎仪响了 Naming Is Annoying取名烦人Urban1.2M WordsCompleted 31kReads8.4Score3.1kShelves
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Don't be too happy, Ye Li is really handsome! ! !
20 The Number One Prison Under Heaven 天字号第一狱 I Eat Silkworm Beans我吃天蚕豆Urban3.5M WordsOngoing 5.8kReads8.9Score667Shelves
21 Heaven’s Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.2M WordsOngoing 1.2MReads9.4Score100.4kShelves
22 The End of Ten Days 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 1.8MReads9.9Score216.7kShelves
23 The Mystic Girl Says You’ll Die at Three in the Morning. Pay Up to Change Your Fate 玄学少女说你三更死，打钱改命 Brown Sugar Cake红糖糕Modern Romance540k WordsCompleted 67.9kReads9.4Score21.6kShelves
24 After Transmigrating into a Book and Returning to the Village to Farm, Powerful Figures Come to Retire with Me 穿书回村种田后各方大佬都来养老 Xiaozhe's Mom小哲妈Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted 6.3kReads8.9Score730Shelves
25 I Quit Being a Wage Slave to Become a Nanny, and the Overbearing CEO Is Furious Every Day 不做牛马做保姆，霸总天天红温 Yan Hui胭回Modern Romance494k WordsCompleted 24kReads9.3Score3.6kShelves
26 Beast Taming: From the Start, I Got a Monkey and a Cheat 御兽：开局一只猴，一个挂 Sweet Orange甜蜜蜜的橙子Urban3.2M WordsCompleted 92.4kReads9.1Score12.5kShelves
27 Escape from the Demon Cave 魔窟逃生记 Xu Xu徐徐8k WordsCompleted 4Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Abstract book title[shy][shy]
28 I Dressed up as a Female Partner's Hemorrhoids 我穿成了女配的痔疮 Pink Kitty Paws粉色猫爪子Completed 1Reads5.8Score—Shelves
29 Fairy, Hands Off! 仙子别动手！ Beyond Life and Death离境无生灭Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing 81.2kReads9.0Score6.7kShelves
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[Multiple female protagonists rush into Shizhou without systematic reorganization] At the beginning, he was regarded as a flower thief, and the fairy with golden eyes chopped him with his sword? Xu Pingqiu said that he was not panic, and showed his unparalleled aptitude with his backhand, and went to Tianxu, the top holy land. He thought that the path to immortality would be smooth, but who would have expected - the painting style here is strange! The righteous way is complete, and the magic way is abstract. It turns out that cultivating immortals is just to cause trouble?! What's more terrible is that Master, Senior Sister They are so sultry! Master Taojun, who is cold and cold, not only hides his white hair, but also indulges me very much; Senior Sister, who is cute, clings to me every day and begs for hugs; Senior Sister, who is arrogant, takes pleasure in teasing me... Xu Pingqiu covers her Taoist heart that is about to break: Master, Senior Sister, please let me go, this body of pure Yang really can't withstand it! In this world of cultivating immortals where life is constantly changing.
30 This Otherworld Is Doomed Sooner or Later 这个迟早要完的异世界 Xiao Luo Wushuang小落无双Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted 53.1kReads9.0Score3.7kShelves
31 She Said Our Bond Was Fragile, So We Had a Baby to Save It 她说兄弟不牢固，生个孩子来维护 Give Me a Piece of What You're Eating吃的给我掰点Urban1.3M WordsOngoing 45.7kReads9.2Score4kShelves
32 Who Says These Evil Spirits Are Fierce? I Specialize in Taking Down the Worst! 谁说这邪祟凶？我专治大凶之物！ He An Is Simple贺安很简单Urban1.3M WordsCompleted 53.3kReads9.1Score4.9kShelves