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1. 1 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 21.8kReads9.2Score2.3k14d adds

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   Although it's a cultivation novel, it's absolutely hilarious! The junior sister's cheesy pickup lines are so varied and unexpected, they catch you completely off guard.

2. 2 侯 The Entire Marquis's Residence Hangs Themselves, Begging the Fake Heiress to Come Home for the Feast 侯府全体上吊，求假千金回府吃席 Zi Lu子璐Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Meme humor + Absurdity + Unhinged antics + Lighthearted daily life + Invincible heroine + No official couple, ship whoever you want] Jiang Miao: Stop trying to help people. Just laugh at their fate. But then again, if the money's right, I'll gladly give your fate a couple of extra stabs! After dumping three High Gods, Jiang Miao is exposed and flees to the mortal realm. She takes over the body of the Xuan Yuan Marquis household's fake heiress, who has lost her memory. The marquis household is s 36.1kReads9.2Score4.9k14d adds

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   These three books are all lighthearted, funny, and silly; take your pick and you're guaranteed to be satisfied.

3. 3 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3k14d adds
4. 4 你 Why Are You Messing with Her? The Little Junior Sister Has the Heavenly Dao’s Favor 你们惹她干嘛，小师妹有天道宠着 Saving Up for Stickers努力攒钱买贴纸Ancient Romance1.0M WordsOngoing [Print Edition: I Hope You’ll Come in Person] [No Romance, Strong Female Lead] Tian Ning was the long-lost blood descendant of the Wenren family, a prominent clan in the cultivation world. When she was fifteen, they brought her back home. Everyone thought she was just a country bumpkin from the mortal world, nowhere near as good as the fake heiress, Wenren Xue, who had been raised in luxury and treated like royalty. Wenren Xue was exceptionally talented. At a young age, she had successfully form 41kReads9.4Score4.9k14d adds
5. 5 全 Everyone in the Village Is Evil, and I’m the Only One Who Doesn’t Play Nice 全村都恶人，只有我不做人 Ten Thousand Searches万千寻Ancient Romance791k WordsCompleted [A satisfying story, an extremely satisfying story, an overwhelmingly satisfying story] [No romance + strong heroine + unhinged + comedy + bizarre thought processes + nonstop face-slapping] [The heroine does have a husband, but there really is no romance!!!!] Gone crazy? Good! Now she can go wild! Stay away from that crazy woman. You can’t afford to mess with her! A crazy woman, her silly dog, and her silly husband. One lunatic, two idiots. … Assassin Xiang Xi transmigrated to ancient times and 3.7kReads8.9Score32014d adds

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   If you like funny stories, check out this one. It's about a madman and a fool living together—it's absolutely hilarious! If you don't laugh after listening, come find me! 🤭

6. 6 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score83414d adds

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   A hilarious urban martial arts novel, super funny, full of jokes and gags. I almost went crazy after reading the first one.

7. 7 看 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.2kReads8.6Score1.8k14d adds
8. 8 地 Laugh at Any Dark Joke You Like, I'll Pay the Merit Penalty 地狱笑话随便笑，扣功德算我的 Xia Shiqi夏士奇Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Wei Lai, who loves telling dark jokes, is slapped straight into a wasteland apocalypse 300 years in the future. The Four Pillar Evil Gods from the Chaos Universe are constantly corrupting the entire world. All the technology and knowledge of the old era have been tainted, and only those who hold fast to their sacred faith can weather the storm. Do a good deed each day and earn Merit Points, unlocking an angel's blessing. Commit an evil deed and earn Depravity Points, receiving a demon's blessing 12.5kReads8.6Score1.3k14d adds

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   **[Tweet] "Laugh at Hell Jokes Anytime, I'll Pay for the Merit Loss"—Transmigrated to Another World? First, Get Slapped by a Demon God!** Wei Lai, a former veteran comedian of the Hell Jokes forum, is now an unlucky guy in the Chaotic Wasteland—simply for posting something too unethical, he was slapped into the apocalyptic world by Ya Su from afar! The slap mark on his face even has a hole in the middle, as if afraid others wouldn't know how he transmigrated (Ya Su: Precise positioning, professional service). **This world is dangerous:** Four Demon God Pillars are frantically manipulating all of humanity from the sky, the technology tree has been uprooted, and those with weak faith are mutating into indescribable beings in minutes. **But Wei Lai is in even more danger:** Priest: "Child, faith can resist chaos..." Wei Lai (pulls out his phone): "Don't rush, I have 200GB of Hell Jokes saved here, how about we give the Demon Gods some mental pollution?" [Highlights] ✨"About Me Telling Cold Jokes in the Evil God's Territory and Them All Break Down" ✨"Merit?" "My account's already in negative territory, I'm only surviving on hellish jokes now." ✨ "Pillars of the Demon God: Please, go wreak havoc on another planet!" While others purify evil with holy light, Wei Lai uses depraved jokes to infect it—after all, only a more hellish imagination can defeat magic! (Friendly reminder: Please have your heart medication ready while reading, we are not responsible for any deaths from laughing~)

9. 9 糟 Oh No! The Campus Beauty Found the Secret on My Phone 糟糕！被校花发现手机里的秘密 Coffee-Soaked Instant Noodles咖啡泡面Urban790k WordsOngoing [Not reborn] [No System] [School life] [Everyday life] Lin Qiuyue: Teacher, Jiang Yu cheated! Jiang Yu: Teacher, Lin Qiuyue farted! Lin Qiuyue: Jiang Yu, my parents aren't home, and I'm a little scared by myself. Can I stay at your place tonight? 8.3kReads9.0Score52714d adds
10. 10 仙 Fairy, Let Me Explain 仙子你听我解释 Beyond Life and Death离境无生灭Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Multiple female leads | seducing the master | no System | comic antics | slice of life, light on the main plot] Before joining Tianxu, I thought cultivating immortality meant slaying demons, carrying a three-foot sword, proving the Dao and attaining eternal life, and living free of grudges. After joining Tianxu, I discovered that every one of my fellow disciples was a brilliant oddball, all the elders were masters of wild antics, and the ultimate destination of cultivation was apparently pure a 57.5kReads9.0Score5k14d adds
11. 11 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.4kReads9.5Score38.6k14d adds

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    Laugh until your head falls off! "This Villain Has a Little Conscience, But Not Much!" By Petting a Fat Rabbit is practically the pinnacle of unconventional, satisfying novels! Qin Feng, who transmigrates into the body of Qin Feng, the eldest son of the Qin family, has a younger brother who is the chosen one with supreme bones. He initially wants to coast through life, but is tricked by a shady system into embarking on the path of a "villain"—digging out his brother's supreme bones to exchange for invincible double pupils? He claims it's for his beloved family and friends, but then lets out that signature villainous "heh heh" laugh! On the surface, he's a shameless sixth brother villain, constantly pulling off outrageous moves, but in reality, he harbors hidden secrets that will leave you in tears when the truth is revealed. Its uniqueness lies in this extreme contrast: adorably cheeky + cunning + plot twists, packed with satisfying moments and a touch of touching emotion. **If you love lighthearted comedy, dislike overly righteous protagonists, and crave unexpected plot twists, this book will definitely keep you up all night!** Get your tissues ready and prepare for this "conscience-driven villain" who will make you laugh and cry!

12. 12 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 56.4kReads9.3Score9k14d adds

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    Even the most naturally unsmiling person will laugh when they see these two books. "Who do you think you are? You're the evergreen of simps, the pillar of the Joker, the mascot of McDonald's, the big boss of Gotham City, the biggest pillar of poker, Batman's big customer, the No. 2 backup option, and a permanent resident of the blacklist."

13. 13 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds
14. 14 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5k14d adds

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    A strong comfort zone

15. 15 少 The Young Divine Doctor Protects the City 少年神医都市护花 Pay-Extra Gentleman Flies in a Flash加钱居士秒飞Urban514k WordsCompleted 130Reads8.7Score—14d adds

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    A new book with its own comedic elements – please read it!

16. 16 我 The Black-Tech Empire My Sisters and I Built 我和姐姐们的黑科技帝国 Pay-Extra Gentleman Flies in a Flash加钱居士秒飞Urban364k WordsCompleted Xia Luo, your big sisters are waiting for you to grow up. East Country: This is a national treasure. Big Pretty: This is our enemy. Please, just go to Mars already! You’re going to wreck Blue Star. Netizens: This is everyone’s child prodigy, and he’s already got a beautiful older girlfriend at this age. Imagine his harem of three thousand beauties when he grows up! 5Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 17 娱 Showbiz: I Trade Shock Points for Cutting-Edge Tech, and the Nation... 娱乐：靠震惊值兑换黑科技，国家 Pay-Extra Gentleman Flies in a Flash加钱居士秒飞Urban315k WordsCompleted Lin Mo uses cutting-edge tech to prank the entertainment industry: fart sound effects beat out special-effects giants, AI-written jokes make a stand-up comedy champion cry, and square-dancing grannies become superpowered warriors... He only wanted to turn his life around, but instead triggers a global laughing-stock disaster! At night, he discusses scripts with a diva, occasionally gets philosophical with a policewoman, and studies Lin Xiaomo with his CEO big sister. 17Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 18 婚 The Betrothal Decree Prodigy: Lie Flat and Win Over the Twelve Celestial Maidens 婚书神童：躺平征服十二天后 Pay-Extra Gentleman Flies in a Flash加钱居士秒飞Urban236k WordsCompleted Eight-year-old Lin Xiaoyi, an orphan from a poor family, transmigrates into a parallel world and is adopted by an old Taoist priest from Qingxu Temple. On his deathbed, his master tosses him twelve gold-embossed marriage contracts. The hugely popular singer Yang Yuying, award-winning actress Tong Liya, and other wealthy heiresses are all his fiancées! Forced to leave the mountain, he binds himself to the Lie Flat System: sunbathing and sleeping in earn him blueprints for cutting-edge technology 9Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 19 特 Special Forces: Flirting with Girls in Ancient Times 特种兵之古代撩妹 Pay-Extra Gentleman Flies in a Flash加钱居士秒飞12k WordsCompleted Special Forces: Flirting with Girls in Ancient Times —Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 20 特 Special Forces: I Goof Around and Fall in Love in Ancient Times 特种兵之我在古代开挂谈恋爱 Pay-Extra Gentleman Flies in a Flash加钱居士秒飞10k WordsCompleted Special Forces: I Go on a Dating Spree in Ancient Times 3Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 21 林 Lin Mo, Big Brother, Come Home 林墨哥哥回家吧 Pay-Extra Gentleman Flies in a Flash加钱居士秒飞11k WordsCompleted Lin Mo, Big Brother, Come Home 2Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 22 焚 The Seed Burner 焚种者 Pay-Extra Gentleman Flies in a Flash加钱居士秒飞Sci-Fi & Apocalypse13k WordsCompleted The Seed Burner —Reads—Score—14d adds

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