A Rundown of the Bizarre Things I’ve Found on Fanqie 盘点一下我在番茄上看到的猎奇玩意

1. 1 顶 Top-Tier Villain's Twisted Love 顶级恶种病态爱 A Breeze Rises in the Grain l尽起风禾lModern Romance283k WordsCompleted [Living by the blade + Russian-Chinese superhuman hybrid / ruthless Southeast Asian business kingpin / top hacker across all seven continents + a beast in human skin / wolfish and depraved + sexual tension] - On the day hail fell in Chonburi Province, Xia Koukhou was sent by her parents to live with a man as depraved as a wolf. Xia Koukhou remembered him. Her mother had said he was a bad man she must never provoke. Of course, the bad man remembered Xia Koukhou too. He had seen her twice. The fir 2.8kReads8.3Score24514d adds

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   Needless to say, this one is even worse... I mainly watched it for the novelty: the "Cullinan chasing the train" scene made me laugh, and the male lead even managed to stop the train later on... Also, when they wrote later that the female lead was like a kitten, I lost all my energy and aggression.

2. 2 套 With Tricks This Good, the CEO Can’t Get Away 套路玩的妙，总裁跑不掉 Er Dongge珥冬歌Two Male Leads335k WordsCompleted Completed. [A mischievous rich playboy who plays the pig to eat the tiger x a cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside executive with no sense of security] [Pure-top, non-virgin bottom + bottom for love + younger man + equally matched power couple] On the first day Ling Shao, the second young master of the Ling family, is sent by his mother to work as a security guard at one of the family's subsidiaries, he stumbles upon a wife catching her husband cheating. The couple in question are three men. 2.9kReads9.2Score34114d adds

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   This is a dual-male story. The main couple is fine; this urban CEO novel is arguably my favorite of Tomato's local books. The problem lies with the secondary couple, Xiang Anna's, or simply: Secondary 1 and Secondary 0. Secondary 1 is purely super-male and gives Secondary 0 away to someone else (they have a master-servant childhood friendship). Secondary 0 didn't escape (wanting to see if Secondary 1 would save him), but Secondary 1 didn't, and he was tortured beyond recognition. Later, he was rescued by Main 1 and went to China. Then, due to a mission, he had to go to Secondary 1's side again, but was captured and forcibly imprisoned. Later, Main 1 used a lot of manpower to rescue him. Just after being rescued, Secondary 0 said that Main 1 should leave (at that time, everything would be safe as long as they returned to China), and he wanted to stay and hold off Secondary 1 (this is hilarious). Then, after returning to China, Secondary 1 found Secondary 0 and begged for a final hug. Secondary 0 "softened his heart" and agreed, was drugged and taken abroad, and was raped again. The main couple went abroad and found that Secondary 0 was alright, rescued by Main 1's uncle. Secondary 1 was fed to sharks, and Secondary 0 softened again and went to rescue him. In the end, they had a happy ending. There's also a point where they try to whitewash it, saying that the first male lead was held back by his uncle and couldn't move, so he didn't go to save the second male lead. Now it seems irrelevant. I've watched it twice, and I don't have the energy to curse this scumbag gong and despicable shou anymore. 😇 They're a perfect couple. The first time I felt so sorry for the second male lead, the second time I just wanted to know why these two bastards weren't dead yet. 😂 It's purely disgusting. If you want to see supermale syndrome × Stockholm syndrome, you can check this out. 😂 The shou is cute and youthful, a really adorable little shou. 🤮 The gong is a brain-dead idiot who can't listen to anyone's opinions, only slightly better than Shao Qun. 🤮

3. 3 说 Weren't You Supposed to Be a Cool Beauty? Why Do You Blush Whenever I Tease You? 说好的清冷美人，怎么一逗就脸红 Meizi Went Blind梅子瞎了Two Male Leads577k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance with two male leads, both each other’s only partners; a dirty-talking, devoted top and a cool, beautiful bottom; reborn pursuit of his wife + showbiz + ridiculous comedy + everyone’s favorite + healing + intense push and pull + face-slapping feel-good story + mostly everyday life, and once you get through the first chapter, it’s sweet romance] After his beloved dies, Young Master Zhou is consumed by despair. By a twist of fate, he is reborn and wastes no time setting out to w 62kReads9.6Score9.9k14d adds

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   Two male leads, a rich young celebrity, entertainment industry, variety show. The main couple's relationship is fine, and the plot is also fine. The main problem is the way they address each other. "Qingshan Xiaobao" might be too old for me, but I just can't accept this kind of affectionate nickname. It's childish, and it's okay if only the main character calls him that, but the problem is that everyone starts calling him that later, which is really awkward. My toes were tired from watching it late at night. Also, as a regular variety show, how is it possible for an ordinary person (the main character's bottom) to have their followers skyrocket to tens of millions in just a few episodes after logging into Weibo (in just a few minutes)? It's too outrageous. It feels like the author has never been in the entertainment industry. 😅 Everything else is fine (maybe because I didn't finish watching it 😂).

4. 4 惊 Shock! The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Actually a CEO 惊！影帝老婆竟然是霸总 Zhou Xiaosheng周小声Two Male Leads343k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + transmigration + equally strong leads + sweet romance + showbiz] Business is a battlefield. When the snipe and the clam fight, neither escapes unscathed. Gu Qiongzhou is a master strategist who plans several moves ahead. After lying low for years, he finally achieves his goal. He successfully led Huaguo's industrialists in breaking Country R's monopoly over the Huaguo market, becoming an unmatched sensation overnight. The Country R Chamber of Commerce hated him, and his competi 652Reads8.8Score10214d adds

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   Two male leads, CEO and movie star, time travel, arranged marriage to fall in love. The main couple's relationship progresses too quickly, developing within just a few chapters without any transitions or coherence. I inexplicably fell for them. The writing is amateurish and poorly written; the plot is boring and full of plot holes. It's supposed to be a male-oriented script, but it lacks all the characteristics expected of such a work. It feels like the author didn't even bother to research it, just pure imagination. 😂 Even more ridiculous is that during a project discussion, someone suggested playing "Truth or Dare"! 😂 Are they pigs? Anyone with common sense couldn't have written something like that. I almost died laughing when I read that part. 😂 I just hope the author finishes elementary school first! 😂

5. 5 重 The Boyfriend of Dongbei Yujie from Reincarnated Gods 重神之东北雨姐男友 He Bing of Jixia Academy稷下学宫的何冰Urban132k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You're welcome to check it out on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 147Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Women are like fine wine, the older they get, the better they become.

6. 6 我 My Maid Is Dongbai Yu-jie 我的女仆是东百雨姐 404kunUrban331k WordsOngoing This book is entirely fictional, purely for entertainment, and purely for the sake of the bizarre. It has no mainstream values, no wish-fulfillment formula, and no halo of “idealism.” If you’re looking for meaning, please move along; if you’re here to mock me for writing this thing with such passion, honestly, there’s no need. 5Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 7 胡 Hutu, Don’t Be Afraid: I’m Grandpa Niu, the Crooked-Mouth War God 胡图图别怕，牛爷爷我是歪嘴战神 The Mortal World Beneath the Stars星空下的凡尘8k WordsCompleted Hu Tutu, don't be scared. I'm Grandpa Niu, the Crooked-Mouth God of War. 10Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 8 带 The Tough Old Kuai and the Short-Tempered Yu Jie 带派的老蒯和暴躁雨姐 Never Heard the Flower's Name, Yet Know Its Scent未闻花名但识花香Urban158k WordsCompleted "Hey, why is there a monk in there?" "That's the Jianwen Emperor. He's hiding from his uncle." "Hey, why's there a guy with an axe in there too?" "Oh, that's Pangu. He split heaven and earth back then. Must've hurt like hell." —Reads—Score—14d adds

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