Funny, Fast-Paced Novels Without Filler 有没有搞笑爽文不拖泥带水的小说

1. 1 柯 Detective Conan: The Private Police Force, Officer Shiina Salutes! 柯南：民办警局，椎名警官敬礼！ Running Lychee奔跑的荔枝Anime Fanfiction767k WordsOngoing Shiina Mugetsu opens a Shiina precinct in Haido Town, staffed by officers with all kinds of 'special skills.' Conan: “Are they police? No! They're crooked cops! They're thugs!” Ai Haibara: “If you run into them, you've really drawn the short straw.” Akemi Miyano: “I'm so grateful to Officer Shiina and the others. They're all such good people~” Inspector Megure: “I refuse to acknowledge them as our colleagues!” Shuichi Akai: “If Shiina Mugetsu and his gang are good people, then there are no 607Reads6.9Score—14d adds

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   The beginning was alright, but the plot is starting to get a bit strained.

2. 2 只 As Long as They Have Health Bars, I'll Kill Even the Gods 只要有血条，神明也杀给你看 Don't Eat Fish Porridge不吃鱼粥Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 130.3kReads9.3Score14.6k14d adds

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   The main character speaks very interestingly, and it's also a bit mind-bending.

3. 3 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5k14d adds

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   Tweet Title: A Beating at the Start Creates a Grumpy System?! A Ten-Draw at a Street Stall Brings a Cultivation Fruit! This Strength Potion is Too Powerful! Jiangnan, clutching his buzzing head, is questioning his existence—he's just been knocked out by a punch, and his brain is exploding! [Bui! Blood components detected, the strongest street stall system is merging!] What? A system for setting up a street stall? And it even comes with a stall cloth, a small stool, and a ten-draw? Jiangnan is dumbfounded: Will this ten-draw give me an SSR Onmyoji girl? The system, impatient, asks three times, [Do you want to draw?] Finally, it snaps: [Are you going to draw or not?] Jiangnan: "???" Draw! Can't handle this! [Thank you for your patronage!] X9! *Looking at the nine bottles of "Beginner Strength Potion" (effect: ten times physical fitness, lasting three days and three nights!) That come with nine consecutive "Thank you for your patronage" draws, Jiangnan's face turns as black as the bottom of a pot—ten-draws are definitely a trap! Just when all hope seemed lost, a golden light flashed! [Congratulations on winning!] A bottle of Marrow Cleansing Fruit! A legendary immortal cultivation item that cleanses the marrow and transforms the body! The system's inventory instantly became incredibly powerful! A bottle of "Mighty Strength," enough to make you punch an old folks' home in the south and kick a kindergarten in the north for three days and three nights, paired with a "Marrow Cleansing Fruit" that can defy fate... Is this street stall even legitimate?! Watch how the goofy protagonist Jiang Nan, with his volatile system and these outrageous starting items, turns the street stall into a spectacle and upside down the world! "Starting with a Street Stall Selling Mighty Strength," humor on the outside, passion at its core, pure fun! Is this stall going to stretch to the stars? Come and watch, laugh until your abs hurt!

4. 4 犯 The Usurper 犯上者 Li Ma李马Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [The print edition has been signed, so read with confidence] (No System, no invincibility, plot-focused, explores human nature, not a formulaic power fantasy) (The protagonist grows and changes as the story unfolds) (An ensemble cast: supporting characters aren't one-dimensional, and respond with genuine emotions to the changes around them) No one knows when this world began to split in two. 221.5kReads9.4Score36.1k14d adds

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   Personally, I think it's not popular but it's very good.

5. 5 四 Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things Under Heaven 四合院：垂钓诸天万物 If I Become the Azure Emperor One Day他日我若为青帝Male-Channel Fanfiction7.3M WordsCompleted Lin Shaowen got drunk at a class reunion. After sleeping and waking up, he inexplicably arrived in the world of Love in the Courtyard, becoming Lin Shaowen, an outstanding graduate of Beijing College of Chinese Medicine. He had just graduated from university and now faced a choice: should he become a promising full-time doctor at Union Hospital, or an obscure factory doctor at a steel mill? Without a second thought, Lin Shaowen chose to become a factory doctor. There was no helping it. Sending a 78.9kReads8.5Score1.7k14d adds
6. 6 天 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒：我能刻印一切 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 266.5kReads9.5Score22k14d adds

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   Comedy, no female lead, no angst.

7. 7 蚁 Life of the Ant Emperor 蚁皇人生 Half a Cup of Blue Mountain半杯蓝山Urban160k WordsOngoing After his transmigration fails, his soul attaches itself to an ant, and he obtains the Ant Emperor System. Using the System's abilities and his own intelligence, he evolves step by step from an insignificant ant into the ruler of the insect race, conquers Earth, and eventually ventures into the Milky Way, pursuing both his personal ambitions and the goal of returning to humanity. —Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 8 我 I, the Life-Fueled Martial God, Fear the Campus Isn't Violent Enough 我，氪命武神，害怕校园不够暴力 Catfish Book猫鱼书Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [No Female Lead] [The Stars and the Sea] [High Martial Arts in Space] [Decisive and Ruthless!] [Action-Packed and Satisfying!] Chen Yuan transmigrated, and he was terrified because he was bullied at school from the start. [Lifespan-Fueled System bound. Spend lifespan to deduce martial arts without limit] [Spend eighteen years of lifespan to take basic saber techniques from beginner to proficient, advanced, and perfect, and even comprehend the secret of 31.2kReads8.8Score2.9k14d adds

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   A bookworm with 10,000 hours of reading experience recommends this book.

9. 9 神 Tycoon: I Get into College, and the System Rewards Me with Ten Billion 神豪：考上大学，系统奖励一百亿 Lan Research Institute, Who Loves Asiatic Dayflower喜欢希莶草的蓝研所Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Tycoon] + [Campus Belle] + [Feel-Good Story] + [No Logic] + [Face-Slapping] + [Ruthless and Decisive Later On] Gu Wenqing, a senior in high school, got bound to a Tycoon System. Get into a top-tier university, and he would be rewarded with ten billion yuan. When college started, Gu Wenqing became famous for driving a Ferrari with one hand. “99.999% of the world’s troubles are caused by poverty.” Gu Wenqing glanced at the bank card holding his trillion-yuan fortune and sighed. This book is also 34.2kReads8.8Score2.4k14d adds

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   Super exciting novel,

10. 10 盖 The Peerless Dragon Son-in-Law 盖世龙婿 Qi of Sanqi三七的七Urban4.3M WordsCompleted [Urban power fantasy, fast-paced plot, decisive and ruthless, one female lead, devoted husband] I was once a worthless man everyone could bully. I was framed and imprisoned for protecting my wife, but became the disciple of nine mysterious masters in prison and learned nine astonishing skills. Three years later, when I walk out of this SSS-grade cell, I will bow to no one, and I will never let anyone bully my wife again. People of the Xu family, you still look down on me as a live-in son-in-l 13.7kReads9.1Score1.7k14d adds
11. 11 披 Aspiring to the Heavens Through the Clouds 披云凌霄志 Ling Man Zhi灵蔓枝Modern Romance106k WordsCompleted Ling Manzhi’s novel Cloudpiercer Aspiration, also known as Ginkgo Era 1: The Peril of Symbiosis, tells the love story of Xiang Hanbei, a top medical student, and Ling Xiao, a girl in a pink skirt. Their romance crosses countless obstacles and is filled with twists and miracles, interwoven with scientific exploration, ethical disputes, and mysterious suspense. Throughout the story, the scientific thread follows symbiote technology as it goes from being fought over to becoming a tool for humanity’ 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    When ideal love encounters the barriers of reality, *Fated Encounter* takes you on a journey through heartbreak and struggle. Medical school whiz Xiang Hanbei and Ling Xiao's relationship blossoms from a shared poem, enduring six years of silent devotion, only to be tragically cut short on their birthdays. Ling Xiao's departure stems from three real-world constraints: her academic dreams of pursuing advanced studies in the US, Xiang Hanbei's arranged marriage to a wealthy family, and the vast class divide between them. The book uses the trumpet creeper and ginkgo tree as metaphors for unequal love, the rampant vines on the anatomical diagrams to express repressed emotions, and the intertwining of torrential rain and bloodstains to weave a tragic tale of fate. The open ending leaves a lasting impression.

12. 12 开 From the Start, with the Spiritual Qi Revival, I Become an Immortal God 开局灵气复苏，我直接变成仙神 Idle Clouds, Clear Brocade闲云清锦Urban263k WordsOngoing Invincible + plot-driven + satisfying + lighthearted humor + the male lead never suffers a setback (keep reading, it gets better and better) The world has entered an age of declining magic, where gods and ghosts are forbidden to walk. Without anyone noticing, spiritual qi suddenly revived. Many people awakened their abilities and began cultivating. The protagonist awakened too, though his awakening was rather different from everyone else's. He awakened a System that granted him the power of immo 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Ah, so satisfying! If the male lead is unhappy, I'll eat it. 😏

13. 13 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.4kReads9.5Score38.6k14d adds

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    These are all top-notch.

14. 14 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score83414d adds
15. 15 直 Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播：阴间治愈日常，我是白无常 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 22.3kReads9.6Score2.6k14d adds
16. 16 长 Changhong Funeral Services, One-Stop from Start to Finish 长虹殡葬一条龙 The Unrivaled Killer不可一世的杀手Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha 14.9kReads8.6Score1.5k14d adds
17. 17 超 Superpowers: I Have a Replication Mirror 超能：我有一面复刻镜 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Gods Descend, Calamity Begins] When cultivators from the divine realm invade Earth, superpowers and modern weapons become humanity's last line of defense! Can Gou Chen and Adam, Earth's only two superpower academies, shoulder humanity's future? What kind of hidden strength does Huaxia, hailed as the Chosen Nation, possess? This is a feast for the Godslayers! A young man gains the power to replicate abilities. With a mortal body and the power of the world in his hands, he will ultimately slay th 116.4kReads9.6Score13.3k14d adds
18. 18 我 I Use Illusions to Control the World 我用幻术控制全世界 Six Gourds六个葫芦Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [A rare illusion-based novel featuring a villain protagonist, nightmare invasions, and original instances] Su Mu has the same dream every night. Each time he wakes, his mental strength has increased by one percent. He grows stronger just by sleeping. In the first year, hypnosis. He discovers his mental strength is already powerful enough to hypnotize others, and soon gang bosses, the campus belle, beautiful CEOs, and more have all become his slaves. In the second year, control over the five sens 67.8kReads9.4Score7.5k14d adds
19. 19 系 The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了，我成了系统 Little Monster小小怪Urban4.9M WordsOngoing What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the 13.9kReads9.4Score1.1k14d adds
20. 20 诡EN The House of Dread 诡舍 The Sound of Wind and Rain at Night,夜来风雨声丶Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite-flow + Mild Horror + Survival + One Female Lead] A driverless bus carried a group of cursed people to a strange black lodge… Inside the lodge stood a door stained red with blood. At regular intervals, the cursed were forcibly dragged through the blood-red door and into terrifying worlds, where they had to complete horrifying events… After Ning Qiushui survived one bizarre and terrifying story after another inside the lodge, narrowly escaping death each time, he discovered that none of 705.5kReads9.6Score103.9k14d adds
21. 21 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 515.8kReads9.7Score69.9k14d adds
22. 22 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.6kReads9.7Score67.5k14d adds
23. 23 天 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 974.8kReads9.4Score97.1k14d adds
24. 24 十EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score206.4k14d adds
25. 25 重 Reborn in the Hehuan Sect, I Refine My Master into a Slave 重生合欢宗，师尊被我炼化成奴隶 Lone Smoke over the Long River长河孤烟Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsOngoing [No System + no clichés + villain protagonist + multiple female leads + bizarre + ruthless and decisive, no saintly behavior] “Would you pick the Seven Fairies or the Seven Spider Demons?” “Only kids pick the fairies. Those who know, know.” “What if you really transmigrated to the Joyful Union Sect, where there are only female demons? They're fanatically devoted to the male body and worship you as a god?” “Wouldn't that be heaven on earth?” “Heh.” The young man smiled faintly. “I'm afraid it wou 86.1kReads9.4Score9.9k14d adds
26. 26 异EN The Creatures That We Are 异兽迷城 Peng Pai彭湃Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life 478.1kReads9.7Score66.6k14d adds
27. 27 系EN Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人 One Durian No. 3一只榴莲3号Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsOngoing Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 581.6kReads9.4Score60.6k14d adds
28. 28 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 263kReads9.5Score19.5k14d adds
29. 29 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds
30. 30 我 My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem. 118.2kReads9.7Score13.7k14d adds
31. 31 第 The Ninth Special Zone 第九特区 Wei Jie伪戒Urban6.1M WordsCompleted After the catastrophe, the land was scarred beyond recognition. Food was scarce, resources were in short supply, and the situation was chaotic... A young man who had fought his way out of an undeveloped zone, with endless yellow sand at his back, came alone to District Nine to make a living. Yet he never expected to meet a few good friends by chance, rise to prominence in the chaotic era over a single thought, and embark on a legendary journey... 210.7kReads9.6Score22.6k14d adds
32. 32 全EN High Seas Survival: I Start with a Ghost Ship 全民大航海，我开局一条幽灵船 Newly Bought Peaches新买的桃子Sports2.6M WordsCompleted The print edition of The Voyage of the Dread Sea is now available on major platforms. [Seafaring] [Survival] [Disasters] [Shipbuilding] [Talents] [Cthulhu Mythos] [One Female Lead] Everyone transmigrates, and Yang Yi, as a player, is forced to join a global seafaring survival game. Some lucky players get special ships. Like the Iron Will, armed to the teeth. Like the Gale, which rides the wind and waves and is almost impossible to spot. Like the Ironhead, with its massive ram and a charge that n 271.4kReads9.4Score27.8k14d adds

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