Looking for Horror That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You Pound the Bed 求恐怖，搞笑直捶床那种

1. 51 她 She Sealed a Pact with the Evil God, and Now She Slaughters Ghosts and Monsters 她与邪神画押，鬼怪嘎嘎乱杀 Qing Tang卿棠Modern Romance340k WordsCompleted [Horror + comedy + two strong leads + sweet romance] (The aloof, scheming, laid-back Evil God X the clever, quirky beauty) After transmigrating, Yan Zhi becomes a minor villainess in an infinite-flow novel. She can only go home by winning over the novel’s final boss, Zhunan, an Evil God who destroys the entire inner world at the end. She looks up at the young man on the altar, whose mere appearance nearly made her over. Then she glances at the four blood-red words on her phone: “Delicate, use 724Reads9.2Score147Shelves
2. 52 抱 Sorry, Sis is the NPC You Can’t Catch Up With 抱歉啦，姐是你们追不上的npc Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (A completely brainless comedy from start to finish) When Yun Youyou opened her eyes, she found herself inexplicably turned into an NPC in a horror game. Cheapskate game: no wages, no benefits. As long as you don't work yourself to death, they'll work you to death. Yun Youyou: Then I have no choice but to pretend I'm a pile of crap. If I can't create any value, it's the same as not working. With nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou somehow turned a horror game into a comedy. The haunted hot 29.5kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves

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   They are all rated above 9 points, crazy enough and interesting enough, horror survival➕laughing all the time, hahahaha➕interesting soul, there is always one suitable for you, come, come, come, come, come, come, you can't see the loss or be fooled, the real book is interesting, full of fun... The guest officer who passed by came in to take a look, take a look, come on, come on, come on... Hehe.

3. 53 假 I Pretended to Be a God’s Lover, but the Mad God Came Looking for Me 假冒神明爱人，疯批神明找上门了 Seven Shrimp七只虾Modern Romance321k WordsCompleted Jiang Yang transmigrates into an era of fervent belief in the gods, becoming a newly born deity with no divine power. On top of owing a mountain of debt, she has no followers. To pay off her debts and gather followers, Jiang Yang starts making up stories about the gods. The next day, a livestream that shocked everyone appeared on the most popular streaming site: [Late at night, he broke into the god’s pavilion...] Thanks to a steady stream of scandalous rumors, Jiang Yang’s popularity soared and 2.1kReads8.9Score349Shelves
4. 54 男 My Boyfriend Is Insecure and Cries Easily. How Could He Be the Villain? 男友自卑又爱哭，怎么可能是反派 Little Duckling小鸭鸭Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Devoted and equally powerful couple + mildly scary infinite worlds + indulgent wish fulfillment] [They seem perfectly normal on the outside, but both are crazy inside. The heroine trains her man like a dog, while the hero is insecure and pitiful.] Yu Li and her boyfriend had known each other for four years and been together for three. They were deeply in love. Her boyfriend was gentle and considerate. Aside from being a little clingy and insecure sometimes, and always wanting her to watch horro 22kReads9.5Score2.9kShelves
5. 55 他 He’s a Monster? Then Why Do I Have Him Wrapped Around My Little Finger? 他是怪物？还不是被我按着宠！ Running Peach奔跑的桃子Mystery320k WordsCompleted Xia Miao was thrown into a strange and bizarre world. The System gave her a hint: “The person you can remember at a glance is the one you’re supposed to pursue romantically.” Ridiculous. She was the dignified eldest daughter of the Xia family. Others were supposed to pursue and flatter her. Why would she go out of her way to win someone over? And so... At Red Moon Academy, a boy with bandages wrapped all over his face grinned as he turned the campus into a living hell, savoring every moment of t 30kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves
6. 56 诡 The Bizarre Apocalypse: I'll Protect This Corrupted World 诡异末世：这个污染世界我罩了 Jiucai Huaye玖菜花叶Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.5M WordsCompleted [Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland + Mutants + Sentinels and Guides + Ensemble Cast + Contaminated Zones] The dark apocalypse ends, and the age of the wasteland begins. Countless mutants and bizarre contaminated zones devour humanity’s homes. When a remote town is swallowed by a contaminated zone, Yun Zhao, who has only recently awakened her powers, is forced to lead the entire town on a migration. Her origins are a mystery, and her strength is terrifying. Yet she can barely lift a thing, cannot carry 43.2kReads9.4Score4.8kShelves
7. 57 进 The Night I Entered the Instance, a Brooding, Eerie Man Coaxed Me to Call Him Husband 进副本当晚，阴郁诡异哄我喊老公 Crazy Gadola疯狂的嘎朵拉Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite-Flow Horror + Sweet Romance + Growing Heroine + Obsessive, Yandere Male Lead + Mutual Firsts] Yun Fu falls in love online with a boyfriend. She gets his contact information from a dream. He spoils her endlessly, flirts with her all day, and comforts her every night. He's a total lovesick husband who lives for his wife. But when Yun Fu wants to meet him in person before starting school, he keeps hemming and hawing and refuses to see her. “If you won't meet me, we're breaking up!” Yun Fu 64.4kReads9.3Score8.8kShelves
8. 58 午 The Midnight Pawnshop: The Living Must Keep Away 午夜当铺，活人回避 Chong Xiayueban虫下月半Mystery4.0M WordsOngoing [Traditional Supernatural + Chinese Folklore + Unorthodox Trading + Tales of Evil Objects] No romantic pairing This is a strange pawnshop that only accepts sinister objects with special value! Coins placed in the mouths of the dead, executioners' swords, grave-top mushrooms, flesh lingzhi, Kunlun fetuses... Evil objects can harm people, but they can also help them! Once they pass through the pawnshop's hands, being pawned and sold, evil can be transformed into treasure! They can bring promotions 259.4kReads9.4Score21.9kShelves
9. 59 鬼 A Ghost Placed a Food Delivery Order, and I Accepted It in a Flash! 鬼下的外卖订单，我秒接！ Sunlight on the Mountain Forest日照山林Mystery1.5M WordsOngoing That day, I received a strange food delivery order. A goddess who had died a tragic death was begging me for help. After that, I became a spirit courier. I clear the way for wronged souls and guide the dead on their final journey! 55.1kReads9.2Score5.7kShelves
10. 60 夜 Ghostly Whispers at Midnight 夜半鬼语 Millennium-Old Monster千年老妖Mystery87k WordsCompleted [Rural + Supernatural + Ghost Stories] Back when my grandfather was young, he learned carpentry. As Old Zhao put it, a sixth-grade carpenter these days was worth half a scholar. But things were different back then. Carpenters belonged to one of the lowest trades. They had to carry their tools around every day, get up before dawn and stay out until the middle of the night, traveling from village to village to find work. And because they went so many places, and made coffins and dealt with the dea 7.2kReads9.0Score273Shelves
11. 61 修 I Practiced Nothing but Forbidden Arts, So Why Is My Lifespan Unlimited? 修的全是禁忌法，怎么寿命无限了 Fat Cat Detective肥猫警长Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Fast-Paced Cultivation + Side Effects Become Buffs + Cunning Schemer + Calculating + Cautious and Steady] Ye Bufan transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes a lowly rogue cultivator in the Zhao Kingdom. Born with a low-grade yang spirit root, he thinks he has a chance at immortality. But despite diligently cultivating for a hundred years, he still fails to reach Foundation Establishment, even in his old age. Seeing no hope of immortality, he decides to make the most of the few years he 46.4kReads8.9Score5.9kShelves
12. 62 外 I Deliver to the Three Realms, and the Underworld Matchmaker Leaves Me a Bad Review from the Start 外卖送三界，开局被孟婆差评 Knowing What Comes After the Rain雨过知后Urban140k WordsOngoing [Ding! You have a new Underworld Hunger-No-More order!] Jiang Xiao'e never dreamed that his miserable life as an overworked wage slave, dumped by his girlfriend and chewed out by his boss, would be rewritten by a bizarre System! The order for Meng Po soup gets a bad review from the start: "Doesn't this old lady go by Meng Po Who Doesn't Eat Cilantro?" The King of Hell orders an iced Americano: "You want ice cubes that can knock someone dead? How old are you, drinking that much iced stuff? Aren't —Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 63 恐 The Terrifying Online Celebrity 恐怖女网红 The Girl Who Swallows Ghosts吞鬼的女孩Mystery2.5M WordsCompleted Ning Ruoyu is bullied and framed by the people closest to her. To stay alive, she has no choice but to catch ghosts for money. She never expected to become an online sensation with tens of millions of followers... I’ve started a new book and hope you’ll show it some love. Please recommend it and send me some diamonds. Don’t forget to tap “Follow”! During the new-book period, there will be one update a day until the story reaches 30,000 words, posted at noon. After that, there will be two updates 3.8kReads9.1Score442Shelves

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    I still think this one is the best

14. 64 雪 Life-and-Death Gambit in the Snowlands 雪域生死局 Trusted Washlet心腹大浣Mystery1.4M WordsOngoing [Chinese Folk Horror + Gods and Ghosts + Folk Legends + Secret-Realm Exploration + Mystery and Deduction + Strong Allies] At an antique fair in Lhasa, I stumbled upon an ancient Tibetan stone tablet. Curious about its contents, I accepted an invitation to join a merchant named Lao Gun and the team he had assembled to search for goods. Together, we ventured deep into the barren mountains of northern Tibet to investigate an ancient temple. I never expected the old temple to conceal such mysteries. 4.3kReads8.6Score725Shelves

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    The dialogue in this book is super funny, but the horror atmosphere is always full!!! 😱😱😱

15. 65 坟 A Confession at My Grave! Ghost Girlfriend, How Did You Anger Yourself Back to Life? 坟头被告白！鬼蜜你怎么气活了？ Sun Hehe笋禾禾Modern Romance117k WordsOngoing [No CP + Everyone's Darling + Female-Lead-Focused + Ensemble Cast + Women Helping Women + Satisfying Revenge] [A Stunning, Contrasting Everyone's Darling + A Fiery, Sharp-Tongued Ghost Bestie] Today is the first day since my best friend died. I miss her, I miss her... I miss her so much... Her black-and-white photograph was fixed to the stone tombstone. In a daze, it seemed to wink at Lin Qingci. She rubbed her eyes. Sure enough, she had imagined it. She gave a self-mocking smile. "Back from the —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 66 摆 The Slacker Princess: Fight for the Throne? Don’t Be Ridiculous! I Can’t Even Get Out of Bed! 摆烂公主：夺嫡？别闹！我起不来 Easygoing Bro不易老哥Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Good news] She transmigrated into the sixth princess in an empire ruled by an empress. [Bad news] From the start, she drugged the chancellor's legitimate son, and now he's writhing on the bed, hey! [The Princess's Inner Thoughts] Fight for the throne? Don't even start! No way, not in this lifetime. Get up at three in the morning, attend court at five, and work all year without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed. 13kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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    Look here if you are making a quack quack quack laugh in the middle of the night.

17. 67 爆 A Hilarious Comeback: The Foolish Girl Turns Her Life Around 爆笑爽文傻女翻身 Sincere Twelfth Month真诚腊月Ancient Romance107k WordsCompleted The silly young lady of the Shangshu household suddenly isn’t silly anymore. She’s just got a bit of a temper: whoever crosses her gets beaten. If not today, then tomorrow. She’s not refusing to hit them, she’s just waiting for the right moment. Scene 1: Jiang Mingyue: “Your Majesty, the heir to the marquis’s title drugged his fiancée and sold her to someone else. Is someone of such poor character fit to be a noble heir?” “Such shameless behavior makes him unfit to be a man…” The emperor flies 17.8kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
18. 68 佣 The Mercenary Boss’s Mental State Is a Little Too Unstable 佣兵大佬的精神状态有亿点不稳定 Yu of the Three-Tiered Tower三重楼喻Modern Romance743k WordsCompleted [Completed] [Feel-good story + devoted couple + lighthearted comedy + contrasting personalities + secret identities + showbiz + no rebirth] A brazen, outrageous, sociable, sharp-tongued little mercenary girl VS an obedient, well-mannered, aloof princely heir, as untouchable as a flower on a high peak (Content warning: The male lead is breathtakingly beautiful and utterly useless at first, but there’s a twist later.) On the first day after returning to China, Jiang Wanxing runs into a man as beau 20.7kReads9.4Score3kShelves
19. 69 不 Pick a Fight and Get Punched, This Little Zombie Has Every Right to Be Bold 不服就揍，小丧尸她理直气也壮 Half an Orange Seed半颗橙籽Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted My new novel, I Level Up by Capturing Souls, and Even Beating the King of Hell Is No Big Deal, is now underway. Welcome, fellow readers! (*˘︶˘*)...:*♡ Shi Xiaoxiao was a zombie who had just inherited the throne when a human bomb blasted her into the cultivation world. She had also shrunk, becoming only half her former size. She'd just eaten an egg when someone captured her. Somehow, she ended up taking a master and becoming his final disciple. Then she discovered there were no zombie underlings 4.9kReads9.1Score547Shelves
20. 70 穿 Transmigrated to a Blessed Life as a Happy Little Farm Girl 穿越之喜满鸿福小农女 Pale Clouds云淡淡Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Adapted into the short drama The Little Farm Girl's Fortunate Days [A note before reading: A cheerful, lighthearted farming story with foreshadowing and twists, clever battles of wits, and business ventures. There are lots of clues early on, but everything will be explained later...] The moment Jiang Miao Miao opened her eyes, she had transmigrated!! She had been switched at birth and abandoned in the snow, where she nearly froze to death, until a kind-looking woman found her and brought her hom 8.7kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves
21. 71 爆 This Hilarious Power Fantasy Has Pissed Off That Crazy Fish Again 爆笑爽文又惹到那条癫鱼了 Sincere Twelfth Month真诚腊月Ancient Romance137k WordsCompleted You can offend anyone in this world, just don’t provoke that crazy fish. When she flies into a rage, she doesn’t care who you are. The law, good manners, filial piety? All worthless. Her one rule is simple: if you bully me, I’ll beat you up; if you don’t like it, I’ll beat you up; if I don’t like the look of you, I’ll beat you up. If you try to seduce my man, I’ll beat you up and then sell you off. Why do I like throwing punches? Because I’ve got the strength to back it up. I’d like to keep a lo 23kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves
22. 72 投 Reborn into the Wrong Family, I Change My Fate with a Cursed Tongue 投错胎后，我靠乌鸦嘴逆天改命 Dreamweaver写梦者Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Adorable child + lighthearted + funny + no romance] The most powerful, hardworking, and skilled healer among the crows of the cultivation world, little crow Wu Yaya had one greatest wish in life: to transform into a human, just like a fox spirit. She trained diligently and steadily, climbing tree branches with grit and perseverance for 1,103 years and sixty-five days. During her tribulation, she endured eight bolts of heavenly lightning. Just as she was about to take human form, she got carried 5.7kReads9.1Score807Shelves
23. 73 主 My Lord, Are You a Woman? 主公，你是女子？ Nan Wanxu南婉徐Ancient Romance4.1M WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed] [Strong heroine + political intrigue + turbulent times + power struggles + ensemble cast] She’s fleeing from the start, a female warlord in a chaotic age. Lin Zhihuang, originally named Lin Zhihuan, transmigrates as a county magistrate’s daughter, only to find tens of thousands of refugees attacking the city from the start! While others transmigrate into palace or household intrigue, she transmigrates straight into a chaotic age and a desperate flight from famine. The 80.6kReads9.4Score13kShelves
24. 74 硬 A Tough Little Kid Travels Through Time and Space, Hauling Back a Cannon to Save Her Mother 硬核幼崽通古今，扛回大炮救娘亲 Yellow Kitty黄色的猫咪Ancient Romance609k WordsCompleted [Travel between past and present + adored by everyone + adorable child + infrastructure building + play the pig to eat the tiger + face-slapping the scumbag] He Bao, a three-year-old young princess, discovered that she could travel freely between the past and present. In the modern world, she came across a history book. It said: [Her princely father faked his death and eloped with the emperor’s favorite consort. They lived in seclusion in the countryside and became a loving couple. Her moth 3kReads9.0Score467Shelves
25. 75 高 The King of Slacking Off in His Fifth Year of High School: All My Bros Are Attention-Seekers 高五摆烂王：我的兄弟全是显眼包 Floating Life Like Jie浮生若杰Urban101k WordsOngoing Nuo Jie is reborn in a fifth-year high school repeat class. Ferocious beasts have just appeared in the world, and humanity has yet to awaken. He thought he could turn his fate around with the System, but then: “System, you want me to dance ‘A Wondrous Utopia’ at the flag-raising ceremony?” Even more absurd are his two best friends. Fang Zhang, nicknamed “Bald God of War,” is convinced he’s a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple. He carries a wooden fish everywhere and has to chant sutras before ev —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny stuff, guaranteed to be funny

26. 76 栩 Vivid as Life 栩栩若生 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A fortune-teller said I was born destined for greatness, the reincarnation of the Flower Goddess, with the power to turn stones into gold and command flower spirits and tree sprites. Once I came of age, my family was sure to prosper. But when I was twelve, I came down with a strange illness. My fever wouldn’t break, and I kept seeing terrifying visions... In a dream, I met an old woman who told me to find an expert with supernatural powers to save my life. Millet to summon souls, altars and form 24.8kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves

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    It's both funny and tearful [laughing] Supernatural conclusion, highly recommended!!!

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