[Ding! You have a new Underworld Hunger-No-More order!]
Jiang Xiao'e never dreamed that his miserable life as an overworked wage slave, dumped by his girlfriend and chewed out by his boss, would be rewritten by a bizarre System!
The order for Meng Po soup gets a bad review from the start:
"Doesn't this old lady go by Meng Po Who Doesn't Eat Cilantro?"
The King of Hell orders an iced Americano:
"You want ice cubes that can knock someone dead? How old are you, drinking that much iced stuff? Aren't you worried about getting a cold womb?"
Chang'e from Heaven orders slimming tea:
"Fairy, the Jade Rabbit in your arms is as round as a ball. You'll have to pay extra for this order!"
He thought food delivery was just running errands, but who could have guessed...
He delivers hair-loss treatment to Sun Wukong, who gives him a five-star review with his Golden Cudgel!
He helps the God of Marriage mend a red thread, and the customer demands that every ship they root for be tied together for good!
Most absurd of all, the King of Hell sends him a private message late at night:
"Xiao'e, can you buy me an early copy of the novel 'Delivering Takeout to the Three Realms'? I'm waiting online. It's urgent!"
A friendly System reminder:
"Dear customer, one bad review costs you ten years of life, but Chang'e's elixir can get you a sea-view apartment!"
"Dear customer, spilled the Meng Po soup? Quick, distract her with some square dancing!"
"Dear customer, your ex-girlfriend has been detected crying in a BMW. Would you like to start the 'Three Realms' Richest Man's Face-Slapping' storyline?"
Jiang Xiao'e: "Can't you gods order takeout with a little respect? I'm just a delivery guy, for heaven's sake!"
Reading Guide:
When the big shots of the Three Realms start competing to order takeout,
when the Underworld judge uses the Book of Life and Death to scroll short videos,
and when the Howling Celestial Dog threatens me into giving him a five-star review over dog food,
these gods are really hard to manage!
