Looking for a Cultivation Novel with a Couple, No Romance-Brained Leads, Comedy, Transmigration, and a System 想要修仙文。有cp，不恋爱脑，沙雕，穿越，系统

1. 51 想 You Want to Steal My Spiritual Root? I'll Make You Regret Being Born! 想拔我灵根？我让他后悔出生！ Yanzi Dada彦子大大Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [The story is complete. Silly comedy + expert scumbag-bashing. Not recommended for reading while eating.] Blown into a cultivation novel and turned into a cannon-fodder supporting heroine? A miserable death wasn't happening right away, and she'd had enough of working herself to the bone in her previous life. This time, she would do whatever it took to slack off in comfort! But after being forced to switch sects, she discovered that her new master was none other than the notorious pervert sect le 2.3kReads9.0Score298Shelves
2. 52 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 304.1kReads9.6Score32.8kShelves
3. 53 逆 Defying Heaven's Cute Beast: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World 逆天萌兽：绝世妖女倾天下 First Day, Seeing the Moon初一见月Ancient Romance6.2M WordsCompleted [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 196.2kReads9.6Score26.6kShelves
4. 54 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 223.7kReads9.5Score19.6kShelves
5. 55 人 In the Cultivation World, My White Moonlight Chooses to Side with the Villain 人在修仙界，白月光选择跟反派混 Durian-Flavored Cheese榴莲味奶酪Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Female lead: slyly keeping a low profile while thinking she's the hunter / Male lead: sweet on the outside, dark within, and willing to be the prey] Gu Nanyan transmigrated into a cultivation novel about a stand-in and was forced to play the supporting role for an entire lifetime. After painstakingly following the plot to the end, she never expected to be reborn in the novel's world. Gu Nanyan: “I really can't thank you enough!” Thinking back on the previous life's plot, she had barely made it 50kReads9.1Score10.5kShelves
6. 56 庶 The Concubine’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard at Court, and the Whole Court Spoils the Little Princess 庶女上朝漏心声，全朝独宠小王妃 Deep-Sea Bok Choy深海小白菜Ancient Romance1.0M WordsOngoing Synopsis: (Mind Reading + Transmigrate into a Book + Everyone's Darling + Gossip System + Princess Consort + Feel-Good Revenge) Yun Fengqing × Nangong Shuo Yun Qing's three great loves in life were gossip, counting money, and admiring handsome men. A 21st-century overworked office drone, she died while catching up on gossip and watching the drama unfold. Her boundless curiosity caught the attention of a Gossip System, which sent her into an ancient novel as the expendable illegitimate daughter o 13.3kReads8.6Score1.4kShelves

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   Very funny. The author's writing style is humorous and witty.

7. 57 上 After Handing Over My Golden Finger, I Helped My Fluffy Friends Land Government Jobs 上交金手指后，我带毛绒绒挣编制 Xiao yasmola小yasmolaModern Romance756k WordsCompleted Animal mind-reading + feel-good power fantasy + national darling + the whole family’s road to redemption Print edition in preparation In her previous life, after Si Ran was welcomed back into a wealthy family, she went out of her way to please them and put up with everything. Yet when she was stabbed to death, her birth parents and brother stood by without lifting a finger. Reborn, Si Ran cuts ties with her blood relatives and tears into the fake heiress who plays the innocent victim! After a 5.5kReads8.8Score809Shelves
8. 58 军 An 1980s Military Marriage: The Commander Is Always Trying to Win His Own Wife Over 军婚八零，首长每天都在自我攻略 Heavenly Hound, Crimson Moon天狗赤月Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Transmigrating into an 1980s Novel + Pocket Dimension + Sweet Romance + Adorable Kids + Everyday Life] Xu Zhizhi opened her eyes to discover she had become the foolish, wicked beauty in a male-oriented period novel. In the book, the original owner used a past favor to manipulate Li Wenzhu into marrying her, resorting to all kinds of tricks. But just a few months after their wedding, Li Wenzhu died on a mission. Egged on by her scumbag father and stepmother, the original owner had an abortion an 236Reads7.8Score108Shelves
9. 59 绑 After Binding to a System, the Washed-Up Star Takes on the Entire Entertainment Industry 绑定系统后，糊咖她怼遍娱乐圈 Yang Yang Yang羊洋样Modern Romance204k WordsCompleted [Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Livestreaming + Variety Shows + Comedy + Sharp Tongue + Provoking People + No Romance] Jiang Yu'an transmigrated overnight into the body of an obscure, washed-up celebrity. She thought she could rewrite her fate, but unexpectedly got bound to a System that made people hate her. The prize pool was too tempting to resist, so she had to become a “verbal assassin,” switch on her sharp-tongued mode, and become the first sneaky bad girl in domestic showbiz. “I know you ha 330Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 60 让 I Said Go on a Dating Show, Not Lose Your Mind! 让你上恋综，没让你发疯！ Making Wontons敲馄饨Modern Romance329k WordsOngoing Dating show + strong female lead + sweet younger guy + comedy + absurd humor + memes + going completely off the rails Her new drama flopped, her image fell apart, her fans abandoned her, her rival kicked her while she was down, her ex dumped her at lightning speed and joined a dating show with her rival, and advertisers demanded astronomical compensation. Lin Yue, who had transmigrated into a book, thought it was great that everything had fallen apart. It was already a pile of rubble, so now she 1Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 61 下 A City Girl Sent to the Countryside Catches Someone's Eye, and Her Puppy-Like Husband Spoils Her Rotten 下乡知青遭惦记，小奶狗宠妻成瘾 The Wooden Man Riding an Alpaca骑着羊驼的木头人Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Period Setting, Comeback, Golden Finger, Sweet Romance, Scheming Heroine, Success in Both Career and Love] At thirty, Lin Xiaoxiao finally earned enough from writing to buy her first home, only to transmigrate by a twist of fate to the 1970s... and become the foil to the twin sister in a book. In the story, her older sister, Lin Jingjing, was lively and lovable from childhood, adored by the whole family. Her younger sister, Lin Xiaoxiao, was honest and dull, the sort who could hardly get a wor 2kReads8.2Score199Shelves
12. 62 挖 You Want to Dig Out My Golden Core for the Heroine? I’ll Send the Whole Sect into My Imperial Banner 挖我金丹给女主？全宗进我人皇幡 That Mountain Far Away远方那座山Ancient Romance919k WordsOngoing [Strong Female Lead] [Morally Gray] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Self-Righteous] [No Romance] Jia Ying transmigrates into a cultivation novel, becoming the vicious villainess who serves as a foil to the heroine, Ruan Jiaojiao. After her golden core is ripped out, she looks at her mixed spiritual roots and damaged foundation, then resolutely embarks on the path of demonic cultivation! You dare rip out my golden core? Then the whole sect can go into my Human Emperor Banner! By day, she exudes the r 19.6kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves
13. 63 穿 I Transmigrated to the Countryside in the Seventies, Farming, Gossiping, and Laughing All the Way 穿越七零下乡忙，吃瓜看戏哈哈笑 Half of Summer半边夏Modern Romance625k WordsCompleted [Alternate setting] [Face-slapping] [Satisfying read] [Romance] [Two powerful leads] [The male lead is completely devoted to his wife] Gossip, watching the drama, and falling in love Surely there’s no one more unlucky than her? She was just shopping at the mall when a falling billboard hit her, and she transmigrated. To make matters worse, she transmigrated into the body of someone with the exact same name in the 1970s! What? Her scumbag father and stepmother have been having an affair for ages? 6kReads7.9Score496Shelves
14. 64 说 Weren’t We Supposed to Be a Team of Useless Losers? Why Are We All Badasses? 说好的废物小队呢，怎么全员狠人 Tang Jiuy ao棠九尧Sci-Fi & Apocalypse819k WordsCompleted Sui Qi transmigrates into an interstellar world as a vicious, lovesick woman with a terrible reputation and five million in debt. She’s about to take part in a 21-day survival challenge in the apocalypse. If she succeeds, she’ll win ten million interstellar coins, enough to pay off her debt and live out the rest of her life doing nothing. The problem is, no one will team up with her, and the game can’t start without four players. But every player gives her a wide berth, so Sui Qi decides to rely 113.9kReads9.1Score25.9kShelves
15. 65 全 The Whole Sect Is Unlucky, but the Lucky Carp Junior Sister Is Spoiled by Everyone and Makes It Through 全宗倒霉蛋，锦鲤小师妹团宠上岸 Little Ink Bell墨铃小铛Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Rong Yi discovered that she had become the world's biggest fool, helping the heroine achieve success. No matter what opportunities came her way, whether rare spirit herbs, ancient swords, or ancient divine beast eggs, all it took was a few words from the heroine, her senior sister, or her senior brothers and master, and she'd naively hand them over. In the end, she died taking a fatal blow from an evil fiend meant for the heroine. Then, after just a couple of wo 24.9kReads9.3Score3.7kShelves

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    The heroine is really super sober, and the pace is not sluggish. Basically, all types of heroines have very good-looking recommendations.

16. 66 惨 Tragic Death Three Times—After the Villainess Gave Up, They All Panicked 惨死三世，女配摆烂后他们都慌了 Black-Eyed Immortal黑眼圈仙人Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Goofy, powerful heroine, satisfying revenge, crematorium arc, redemption for everyone, adored by all) Su Ling transmigrates into a novel about a powerful heroine cultivating immortality, becoming the male lead’s vicious fiancée. In the book, the black-hearted heroine makes a deal with a powerful ghost trapped in a stele, killing people and stealing their treasures wherever she goes. She uses a love curse to bewitch the male lead and his companions, making all five children of fortune fall for 34.8kReads9.4Score5.8kShelves
17. 67 云 A Little Hideaway in the Clouds: A Guide to Interdimensional Trading 云间小筑：位面交易手札 Shi Duoya诗朵雅Fantastical Romance1.0M WordsCompleted “The rules at Cloudside Cottage are strange: First, it takes no money. Second, nothing has a set price. It only accepts ‘things with stories.’ A cultivator’s spirit dew must have touched the morning bell, a mage’s seeds must be wrapped in dragon’s breath, and even an ordinary person’s keepsakes must still carry their owner’s warmth. Su Yunzhu thought she was just a little shopkeeper looking after her grandmother’s store, until one day the rose-scented balm she had made ‘spoke’: ‘Shopkeeper, tha 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Plane trading, with cp, no love brain, story mainly, feelings as a supplement [send heart][send heart][send heart]

18. 68 小 The Junior Sister Says Nothing, Silently Bribing the Heavenly Dao With Money 小师妹不语，只默默砸钱贿赂天道 Xian Yu纤芋Ancient Romance457k WordsOngoing [Cultivation, transmigrate into a book, everyone's favorite, face-slapping, wish fulfillment, comedy, showing off, comeback, villainess, pay-to-win] When she woke up, Luo Qiqi had transmigrated into a book! She'd entered a cultivation novel as its wicked villainess, Luo Qiqi. The treasures the female lead wanted? She'd snatch them. The spirit beasts the female lead caught? She'd take them. Worst of all, she'd admired the male lead since childhood. She spent all day fawning over him like a lovesi 103Reads7.2Score124Shelves

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    These are really good ones. I love the ones without CP.

19. 69 你 Why Provoke Him? Even the Weakest in His Sect Is a Great Emperor 你惹他干嘛？他宗门最弱都是大帝 Mihoyo, Watch Out米忽悠看刀Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsOngoing (Invincible protagonist + taking disciples + sect upgrades + ruthless and decisive + expansive worldbuilding + ensemble cast + gradual build-up + the pacing is a little slow for the first 200,000 words, then becomes explosively fast) “You have to pay to cultivate immortality?” “You even have to grease palms to get a spot?” “And pay the sect thirty taels of silver every month?” “You have to serve as a menial for half a year before you can even get a chance to study immortal arts?” “You came first 112kReads8.5Score7.9kShelves
20. 70 全 The Whole Sect Dotes on Her Substitute? The Little Junior Sister Turns Around and Joins the Villain! 全宠替身？小师妹转身投奔反派！ Black-Eyed Immortal黑眼圈仙人Ancient Romance762k WordsCompleted [Goofy Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Not Mindless Wish Fulfillment + Light Romance] Jiang Mo transmigrated into a cultivation novel as the villainess who was the male lead’s first love. In the book, the original owner was the beloved junior sister of the Xuantian Holy Land. She was gravely injured saving her senior brothers and sisters and remained unconscious for three years. When she awoke, she discovered that the female lead, a replacement, had taken everything from her. In the end, she turned e 13.8kReads9.0Score2kShelves
21. 71 穿 Reborn as the Older Sister of a Tragic Romance Heroine, I Keep My Crazy in Check 穿成虐文女主她姐，姐稳定发疯 Mei Qianxun梅千寻Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Jiang Wan knew she was dead. She knew she’d transmigrated, too. But she had no idea where she’d ended up. Still, judging by her current surroundings, this trip had probably gone badly. There was a good chance that wretched poverty would have her in its grip again. “Being a wage slave is miserable, but it doesn’t make me an idiot. Who wants to come to this dump of an ancient world? Not me!” “Ribbit!” “Frog bro, you think this place sucks too, don’t you?” Jiang Wan stared at her bizarre reflection 45.3kReads9.2Score7.6kShelves
22. 72 男 A College Boy Turns into a Saintess, and Fleeing the Wedding Makes Perfect Sense 男大变圣女，逃婚很合理 Got Any Medicine?有药吗Ancient Romance616k WordsCompleted (Gender-bender / Xianxia / The other tags were added by the System / Read with caution. If it wrecks you, don’t blame the author) (Just rated) (Not serious cultivation, not a power fantasy. Focuses on personal growth and romance, slow-burn, aimed primarily at female readers.) Leng Huan is a modern internet addict, passionate and upright. After a fateful act of bravery, he transmigrates into another world as the petite Saintess of a declining clan, picked simply because she’s the tallest among th 6.9kReads8.8Score803Shelves
23. 73 别 While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Focus on Staying Alive. Only the Mad Have Ironclad Lives 别人修仙我保命，唯有疯批才命硬 Half Tipsy, Half Rain半醺半雨Two Male Leads1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as: The Only Omega in the Cultivation World [Two male leads + original ABO setting + everyone dotes on the protagonist + sweet romance + multiple couples + ensemble cast] Ye Luo is a sweet, soft, and cuddly omega who transmigrates into a book and wakes up in a cultivation world full of blades and bloodshed. To make matters worse, he has become a cannon-fodder villain destined to be killed by the heroine. Fine, if we can't beat them, we'll run. But a few days later, he's completely bew 3.2kReads9.5Score478Shelves
24. 74 穿 I Was Reborn as the Villainess, So Why Are You Calling Me the Light of Righteousness? 穿成反派大小姐你叫我正道的光？ Si Jiayi斯嘉一Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No Romance, Pure Power Fantasy] Su Zhuo transmigrates into a book as the fake heiress of an immortal sect. As the protagonist’s sworn enemy, she’s doomed if she stays in the holy land for long. Without hesitation, Su Zhuo joins a villainous sect, saving herself ten years of detours! Her new sect is full of powerful figures: a fiercely protective master, a formidable mistress, genius fellow disciples, and her, who can simply lie flat. Su Zhuo thinks, “The sect’s scenery is so lovely. I’ll take i 17.8kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
25. 75 孝 All You Dutiful Descendants, Kneel! I'm Your Great-Grandma 孝子贤孙都跪下，我是你们太奶奶 Wu Yingxia乌英夏727k WordsCompleted [Eighteen-year-old great-grandma arrives to restore her family’s glory] Rong Yu was taking her eight-year-old son out when they were hit by a car and killed. When she opened her eyes, she had landed seventy years in the future. Her adorable eight-year-old had instantly turned into a decrepit old man, and she had gained a bunch of troublesome great-grandchildren. The eldest is a dim-witted CEO. The second has been entangled with a married woman and had his reputation ruined. The third is being us 29.3kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
26. 76 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance516k WordsCompleted [Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary 23.7kReads9.5Score4kShelves
27. 77 寒 Spring Comes Across the Cold Branches 寒枝渡春来 Tu Wan兔宛Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Max-level alchemy grandmaster enters the beginner village + slice of life + family bonds + a touch of ensemble cast] (There is a male lead: Shen Zhuochuan) What should you do when you transmigrate into the body of the frail, doomed-to-die-early older sister of a heroine? Everyone knows that protagonists like Long Aotian and Feng Aotian tend to have tragic backstories. Their families are wiped out, or their parents die. After reading the original story and learning that she was destined to di 57.5kReads9.4Score8.9kShelves
28. 78 长 Daddy-Long-Legs 长腿叔叔 Young Master Song公子歌Two Male Leads359k WordsCompleted Ruan Jinghe works as a private tutor, but he has a crush on his student’s father, the man of the house. The man has long, long legs, slender and upright. Just standing there is enough to make him tremble. He is Ruan Jinghe’s very own long-legged uncle. 65Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    The only novel that can be accepted and liked by double-cleansing lovers, # #clean#

29. 79 穿 Transmigrated for a Comeback: The System Helps Me Face-Slap Everyone 穿越逆袭：系统助我疯狂打脸 Li Mingcheng Loves Multiflavor Fish爱吃多味鱼的厉明成Ancient Romance100k WordsOngoing Wow! The moment the heroine, Xi Zhaoxue, transmigrates, she enters invincible mode! First, she binds herself to an overpowered sign-in, comeback, and face-slapping System. And that's not all: a mighty divine beast accompanies her, and she herself seems to have cheat codes enabled. Alchemy? A piece of cake! Artifact crafting? Easy! Making talismans and setting up formations are no problem either. She's practically an omnipotent powerhouse! Those who once looked down on her had better watch out: t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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