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  1. 51 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜!顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 6.3kReads9.5Score974Shelves
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  2. 52 All I Can Do Is Grow Vegetables and Cook, Yet I Became Cultivation World's Top-Tier Star 只会种菜做饭,却成了修真界顶流 Modern Romance637k WordsCompleted [Hilarious and Heartwarming + Food + Farming + A Touch of Modern Cultivation] She inherited a cultivation legacy, and her innate talents were cooking and growing vegetables. She became the leader of a sect, but living in poverty was the norm. From the start, all she had was a ramshackle building, a patch of wasteland, and half a mountain forest. A leader with no great ambitions and four idle disciples. Sect leader Jiang Tingyun said, “In modern society, spiritual energy has dried up. Cul 23.6kReads9.5Score3.3kShelves
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  3. 53 Laid-Back Livestream: A Cuddly Snow Leopard Won't Leave Me Alone 悠闲直播:呆萌雪豹赖上我 Urban396k WordsCompleted Xiao Dong is a border patrolman who guards the frontier boundary markers. He transmigrates to a parallel world and, from the start, unexpectedly rescues a rare snow leopard. A relaxed livestream with a completely different vibe begins. He crosses vast, barren deserts, watches meerkats and golden eagles outwit each other, and searches for water with brown bears! He migrates alongside Przewalski's horses and records the return of the supposedly extinct white rhino! He takes in a golden eagle, race 494Reads9.4Score101Shelves
  4. 54 My Monster-Hunting Was Exposed, So I Had to Livestream Explanations of Monsters and Ghosts 捉妖被曝光,只好直播科普妖与鬼 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming explanations of monsters from authentic ancient Chinese texts + One female lead + Two incredibly powerful protagonists + The Classic of Mountains and Seas + What the Master Does Not Speak Of + All kinds of folk customs, researched in meticulous detail] As the saying goes: I offer the gods fine incense, and they say it isn't good enough. When a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers came down from the sky wearing sunglasses and smoking Huazi cigarettes, the viewers fell silent. Lin Qin 28.3kReads9.1Score2.7kShelves
  5. 55 I Photographed Every Has-Been Online Celebrity, and Now I’m Finally Famous 拍遍全网糊咖,醉姐终于火了 Modern Romance765k WordsCompleted [No romance for the heroine, career-focused + entertainment System + fan site manager / agent / boss] Chen Zui has been in a parallel world for a year. The music variety show she was supposed to join gets canceled at the last minute. Fine, fine, guess I’m just unlucky. She’s replaced on a dance show because she stepped out with her right foot first. She gets angry, then gets angry for a moment. She gets edited out of an entertainment variety show for offending a popular star. You dare mess with 19.3kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves
  6. 56 Somehow, I Became the Top-Tier Star in the Center Position 莫名其妙翻身成了C位顶流 Two Male Leads560k WordsCompleted [Boy band + no female lead + group favorite + no CP] Xiang Yue wakes up to find he has transmigrated into the worst member of the hottest boy band, the dead-last loser. The only things people online have to say about him are: leech, nuisance, nepotism hire, and useless pretty face. And the person he's become is himself from a parallel world. Normally, when you transmigrate, the first thing to do is preserve the original character's persona, then slowly change the public's opinion of them. That's 14.4kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves
  7. 57 Animal Extinction: From the Start, I Got a Million Mu of Land in the Desert 动物灭绝:开局荒漠获得百万亩地 Urban396k WordsCompleted Jiang Cheng transmigrates to a world where animals have gone extinct. He volunteers for the forest ranger unit nobody else wants to join and becomes a Qinling sand-control worker. There is sand everywhere and little water or soil, only endless bones of the dead. But everything changes after he picks up an adorable little tiger. His life is transformed! [Pet a tiger's head in the Year of the Tiger: Receive 1 self-heating sleeping bag] [Pet a tiger's tail in the Year of the Tiger: Receive 1 bag of 974Reads9.4Score105Shelves
  8. 58 Global Livestream: I Build an Animal Farm in the Arctic 全球直播:我在北极打造动物农场 Urban2.5M WordsCompleted Liang Jun transmigrates to a parallel world and joins an Arctic research expedition. His mission is to stay at the impoverished Arctic research base and get its systems up and running. A rescued polar bear likes your fish and asks the System to give you an Arctic gift pack. The White Wolf King thinks you took great care of his cub and asks the System to give you ten portions of reindeer meat. An orca thanks you for scraping off its barnacles and says it loves you. Affinity +100. Feed a seal pup 1.2kReads9.4Score187Shelves
  9. 59 Laid-Back Livestreaming: A National Treasure Latches Onto Me from the Start 悠闲直播:开局国宝赖上我 Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Ye Liang inherits a bankrupt zoo, sells off its assets, and starts livestreaming road trips. A camper van from the start, a country tune, and a laid-back streamer. Who could have guessed he’d run into a national treasure on the highway, only for it to shamelessly refuse to leave! Fan 1: “Xiao Bao is fierce and adorable! It even attracts golden snub-nosed monkeys!” Fan 2: “Whoa, Xiao Bao is amazing! It scared off a cobra!” Fan 3: “This is incredible! Xiao Bao can even catch shrimp in the river?” 299Reads8.7Score104Shelves
  10. 60 Livestreaming Forest Patrol: A South China Tiger Family Won't Leave Me Alone 直播护林:华南虎一家赖上我 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + laid-back + farming + daily life + doting dad + no female lead] [Ding! A Level One endangered species detected: South China tiger!!] Cheng Ye returned to his hometown to work as a forest ranger and livestream. He never imagined he’d have a System installed, let alone that “From the start, I’m saving an extinct South China tiger?” “Oh? And it has cubs?” From then on Every morning when he opened his eyes, two little “kings of beasts” would be bouncing around on him, having the tim 3.1kReads9.1Score255Shelves
  11. 61 Beachcombing: From the Start, One Sand Shovel Wins Me the Whole Beach 赶海:开局一把沙铲承包整个沙滩 Urban4.6M WordsCompleted (Daily life + lighthearted + beachcombing + tycoon) I dropped out of a top university and spent two years back in my hometown fishing village. Once the village's golden boy, I became a good-for-nothing everyone despised. Then one day, I discovered I could see my own luck stat and exchange points for beachcombing tools through a virtual screen. From then on, my life was like I had cheats enabled. With a sand shovel, I could easily earn thousands in a day. With a spade, I even dug up a whole bucke 126.7kReads9.4Score11.8kShelves
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  12. 62 Reborn in 1982: My Father-in-Law's Family Shows Up to Force a Marriage 重生1982,岳父一家上门逼婚 Urban5.3M WordsCompleted Billionaire He Dong is reborn in the difficult times of forty years ago, when he had nothing, and he's overjoyed. He had too many regrets in his previous life, and wants to make amends and change things. His first order of business is to find himself a wife, have a child, be a “good person,” and earn a hundred million! Oh, wait. Those are four things... 21.4kReads8.3Score1.3kShelves
  13. 63 Starlight 星满 9k WordsCompleted Starry 8Reads—Score—Shelves
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  14. 64 Rattlesnake Gu 响尾蛊 11k WordsCompleted The Rattlesnake Gu 2Reads—Score—Shelves
  15. 65 Divine Oil 神油 Urban5.7M WordsOngoing The waters of the Gui River cannot wash away old blood debts. A jar of miraculous oil can keep the secrets of a powerful family locked away. The Republic of China is in chaos, the country teetering on the brink of collapse. At the command of his ancestors, the sole surviving heir of the Shi family enters the fray, disguising himself as an anonymous laborer at the Wen family’s oil mill. He appears plain and timid, but in his heart he is plotting a sweeping revenge. The miraculous oil the Wen fami 66.9kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
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  16. 66 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.6kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
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  17. 67 EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派:我的弟弟是天选之子 Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.4kReads9.5Score38.6kShelves
  18. 68 Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Taoist Priest! 大哥,你是警察啊,不是道士! Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [If you dislike cutesy, whimpering heroines, read no further] [Also known as: Me, a humble paper effigy maker, and you want me to crack a major case] When Yue Dong went to a telecom service center to cancel his late grandfather’s phone service, the staff gave him a hard time. “Rules are rules. The account holder has to be here in person!” “You have to follow the rules!” Yue Dong laughed in exasperation, then waved his hand and used his paper effigy-making skills to summon his late grandfather. T 73.1kReads9.2Score7.6kShelves
  19. 69 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 175kReads9.5Score30.6kShelves
  20. 70 EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.6kReads9.7Score67.5kShelves
  21. 71 The Heaven-Ordained Fortune Teller 天命神算 Mystery3.5M WordsCompleted When I was thirteen, I fell gravely ill. My fever wouldn't break, and no matter how many famous doctors I saw, none could cure me. My grandfather healed me, but he died mysteriously five years later. Only then did I learn that he had incurred a karmic debt on my behalf. So I inherited his legacy and embarked on the path of a feng shui master. 148.2kReads9.2Score17.3kShelves
  22. 72 EN With a Fox Immortal, I Subdue a Hundred Ghosts 我以狐仙镇百鬼 Mystery10.3M WordsOngoing The day I was born, nineteen bolts of thunder struck around our family’s courtyard. A fortune-teller said I was born a demon child, fated to suffer eighteen calamities in my life. Either someone else would die, or I would. As it turned out, the fortune-teller met his own calamity on the very day I was born. He carried me out of the village, and suddenly dropped dead! 743.2kReads9.4Score41.2kShelves
  23. 73 Peerless Secret Words: The Spirit Heavens Chronicle 绝世密言:灵天记 Eastern Fantasy997k WordsCompleted Through fantastical stories, this book explores the mysteries of the universe and explains the principles of life, helping readers understand why people live. In doing so, it can help them put their worries aside and embrace life's experiences with greater optimism and energy! 913Reads9.4Score127Shelves
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  24. 74 Words to Awaken the World: The Spirit Journey 醒世密言:灵游记 Urban27k WordsCompleted What is the human death rate? The answer is 100%. It's something no one can avoid or escape, and, damn it, it's an absolute fact. It couldn't be more true. Do we retain any awareness after death? Where do we go? What will we encounter? This book isn't about Liaozhai ghost stories or fantasy. Drawing on the travels of extraordinary people, accounts from hypnotists, and scientific research, it will guide you through the legendary world of souls and offer a preview of the place we will all eventual 45Reads—Score—Shelves
  25. 75 Yuxi Case Records 玉溪笔录 Historical229k WordsOngoing Ensemble cast + farming + women taking the imperial exams without disguising themselves as men + everyday family life Most of the poems in this work are original. Everyone's welcome to discuss them! Serious synopsis: Follow Liu Yuxi as she records the chaos and laughter of the Liu family compound, the joys and sorrows of ordinary people, and their journey as they grow up. Most of the plot draws on historical precedents. The nine-year-old prodigy is based on Lin Youyu of the Song dynasty. Main pl —Reads8.7Score—Shelves
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  26. 76 At Three and a Half, Fu Bao Is Doted on by Her Eight Uncles 福宝三岁半,她被八个舅舅团宠了 Modern Romance3.5M WordsCompleted When her stepmother miscarried after falling down the stairs, little Su Bao was punished by being forced to kneel in the snow for a day and a night, then branded a jinx and driven from home. Just as she was about to die, her eight domineering CEO uncles rushed to her side and gathered little Su Bao in their arms! The eldest uncle's face turned icy. “It's getting cold. I think it's time the Lin family went bankrupt.” The second uncle glared furiously. “Anyone who hurts my little Bao will be hunte 23.1kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves
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  27. 77 Don’t Mess with the Darkened Female Lead 黑化女主不好惹 Modern Romance102k WordsCompleted Title: The Darkened Heroine Is Trouble Heroine: Xu Xingran, second daughter of the Xu family. Hero: Gu Xingcheng, rebellious eldest son of the Gu family. They save each other. The heroine's father was driven to his death by his enemies, her eldest brother was killed by them, her mother was driven insane, and the Xu family went bankrupt. Xu Xingran turned dark. The Xu family was no more in City A, and neither was Xu Xingran. The red rose was gone from City A, replaced by a black one. The dazzling 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  28. 78 My Blind Date Turns Out to Be a Wealthy Heir 相亲老公竟是豪门继承人 Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Complete: binge-read to your heart’s content] [Full-cast audio drama of the same name now available, featuring professional voice actors bringing this pure and romantic Cinderella story to life] [Short dramas now streaming: Flash Marriage to the Big Boss and I See You When the Wind Rises] [Flash marriage + sweet romance + face-slapping the scumbags] The man she loved married someone else, and the woman he loved moved far away. A blind date brought the two of them together. As newlyweds, they tr 66.2kReads9.3Score6.2kShelves
  29. 79 After Being Reborn, I Became the Obsession of a Man with a Drug Addiction 重生后,我成了偏执大佬的药瘾 Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Both leads are virgins] [Sweet romance] [Mutual healing] In her previous life, Shi Wan died a tragic death. Fu Tingchen gave his life for her and perished in a sea of flames. Reborn, Shi Wan has the advantage at every turn. She plans each step carefully, vowing to protect the person she loves most. Fu Tingchen is possessive by nature, violent and ruthless. Yet he doesn’t know that after they marry, he’ll dote on one woman without restraint, treating her with tender affection. “A Chen, why didn’ 60.9kReads9.4Score6.2kShelves
  30. 80 Pregnant and Married in a Flash, the Pitiful Little One Becomes Young Master Gu's Beloved in an Instant 怀崽闪婚,小可怜秒变顾少心尖宠 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Several short-drama adaptations are now available [Sweet Romance + Flash Marriage + Marriage Before Love + Ten-Year Age Gap + Both Chaste] [Resilient Jewelry Designer VS Decisive, Protective CEO] Gu Beiting, the eldest son of a century-old wealthy family in Beicheng, had always lived for his work. Even at thirty, he had never been involved with a woman. His family elders arranged one blind date after another, only to be shocked to learn that he liked men. Just when everyone had given up hope, t 12.8kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
  31. 81 My Girlfriend Ran Off at Her Engagement Party? I'll Wipe Out Her Entire Clan 女友订婚宴上私奔?我灭她全族 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Qin Yan, young master of the Qin family, gains a set of memories and discovers that he is living in the world of a novel, where he is a villain who fawns over the heroine. In the story, at their engagement banquet, his fiancée, the heroine, elopes with the male lead, humiliating the Qin family. Qin Yan tries to get revenge again and again, but the male and female leads join forces to kill him instead. In the end, even the entire Qin family is wiped out. Qin Yan can't accept such an ending. His Q 7.2kReads7.3Score501Shelves
  32. 82 I’ve Been Reborn—Why Would I Still Chase After Her? 都重生了谁还追她啊 Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Publication rights acquired] [Short drama released] [Comic drama released] One argument made Jiang Feng realize that his life had already been ruined. Just then, he was reborn in the 2014 college entrance exam hall. He was eighteen that year, and he and Gu Mengyao had yet to become a couple… 243.2kReads9.1Score17.5kShelves
  33. 83 Urban: Ten Years of Cultivation, and I’m Unrivaled the Moment I Descend the Mountain 都市:修仙十年,下山即无敌 Urban3.2M WordsCompleted The new book has built up a backlog of chapters and can be found on the author's homepage. It tells the story of the hundred thousand years after this book. [Expert Descends the Mountain + Invincible Cultivation + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Decisive Killing + Multiple Realms] The Great Dao is flawed, and spiritual energy has withered. A mighty cultivator who had survived the tribulation traveled the world. By chance, he discovered a peerless prodigy born with a spiritual physique, forcibly took 256kReads9.0Score23.2kShelves
  34. 84 You Dare Steal My Bride, Immortal Emperor? I'll Dig Out Your Supreme Bone! 仙帝你也敢抢亲?反手挖你至尊骨 Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Villain + Unstoppable Domination + No Saintly Heroics + Immortal Emperor from the Start + System + Pure Power Fantasy] Xu Fengqiu transmigrates into the young master of the Xu family, a ten-thousand-year-old imperial clan, and is an Immortal Emperor from the start. Why should the chosen ones blessed with protagonist halos get to defy heaven's will, while villains with powerful backgrounds are doomed to be stepping-stones? [Fated Villain System] activated! Steal the chosen one's Destiny Points, 20.4kReads7.9Score1.8kShelves
  35. 85 Global: I Memorized Three Thousand Daoist Texts and Changed Class to Celestial Master 全民:我背诵三千道藏转职天师 Urban3.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone Changes Class + No Harem + Passionate Action + Multiple Classes + Invincible Leveling] A hundred years ago, otherworldly races invaded at will, bringing humanity to the brink of extinction. To fight back against the demon beasts, everyone undergoes a class change at the age of twelve. Only by becoming a class-changer and continually leveling up can one reach the pinnacle of the world! On the day of his class change, Ye Xiang became a Taoist priest with a natural level of ten. But Taois 54.1kReads9.0Score4.8kShelves
  36. 86 After the College Entrance Exam, I Was Classified as a Top-Secret National Secret 高考后,我竟被国家SSS级加密 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [No female lead] Wang Jing'an transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the Classic of Mountains and Seas System. He can draw the abilities of all kinds of gods, including Pangu, Nuwa, Qinglong, Houyi, Zhulong, Xingtian, and Qiongqi, with no limit. He discovers that the powers of these gods can surpass even SSS-rank supernatural talents in this parallel world. Pangu’s Primordial Chaos, beyond SSS rank. Houyi’s Divine Arrows that Shoot Down the Suns, beyond SSS rank. Qinglong’s Thunderous Mig 22.9kReads8.0Score2kShelves

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