Any Absurd, Surreal Novels? Regular Comedy Has Completely Stopped Working on Me... 有没有抽象的文,一般的搞笑已经彻底免疫了。。
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My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong 我的alpha是山东毒嘴小绿茶
[Goofy, sharp-tongued Shandong alpha who occasionally slips into dialect × cool, fierce celebrity omega who treats marriage as no big deal] After breaking off her engagement to her cheating fiancé, Wei Zisu is matched with a rather ordinary Shandong alpha whose compatibility with her is remarkably high: Yin Zhengchuan. What she hears from the alpha: His family grows and sells vegetables, lives in a bungalow, and has a disabled younger sister. What she sees on her first visit to the alpha's ho
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Assistant Lin Is All Over the Place, and the CEO Is Smitten 林助理颠颠的,总裁他超爱
Lin An transmigrates into a book, landing in a CEO romance novel. She isn't the heroine or the second female lead. She's an NPC with several jobs: the CEO's driver, assistant, housekeeper, and bodyguard, all rolled into one! The System tells her that all she has to do is follow the plot and deliver the corresponding lines at key story moments until the finale. Then she'll complete her mission, return to the real world, and receive 300 million yuan. What kind of incredible deal is this? Lin An sa
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Mr. He, Your Husky Has Turned into a Human! 贺总,你家二哈变成人了!
Also known as Let Go of This Young Master's Paws! [Two Male Leads + Adorable Pet + Raising and Nurturing + Sweet Romance + One-on-One] Bai Xi had been swaggering through life for over twenty years. He never expected to crash and end up as a little husky. After carefully picking out a human to clean up after him, he managed to land the life he'd always wanted. Since he was here, he might as well make the best of it. Aside from his owner's slightly excessive possessiveness, everything was great.
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No More Slacking: The Prince’s Favorite Concubine’s Daily Grind 不当咸鱼,王府宠妾的内卷日常
[Transmigration + cutthroat household competition + no slacking off + ambitious heroine] Shen Wei, a die-hard rat-race fanatic, transmigrated into the lowest-ranking maid in a prince’s manor. Prince Yan held a position of great prestige, but all his wives and concubines had given up trying. The princess consort, born to a prestigious family, was as aloof as a chrysanthemum. The secondary consort wanted lifelong monogamy. The reborn woman had lost all hope in Prince Yan and was content to lie fla
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My Roommate Stole a Kiss from Me During a Blackout 停电时我被舍友偷亲了
[Top-Tier Novel + Two Male Leads + Short Story + HE + Hilarious + Lighthearted + Mutual Pining + Sweet Romance + Ridiculous] This collection features two popular, highly collected comedy shorts by the hit author Xiao Dao Who Is Always in Meetings: “My Roommate Stole a Kiss While the Power Was Out” and “My Avatar Is Me. Got a Problem?” “My Roommate Stole a Kiss While the Power Was Out” My roommate stole a kiss from me while the power was out... But I had no idea which roommate it was, so I sent t
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠,把渣爹当胎盘哄
The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow
91.2kReads9.6Score10.5kShelves
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I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经,别惹我,就爱死装你记住
[One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A
16.5kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves
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Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝,享缺德人生
[An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th
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Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕,我只是单纯变态
[A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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Back to 1985: Tales of the Northeast 重回1985:东北往事
These are fiery years spent feeling one’s way across a river by touching the stones, a time of thriving vitality where the bold could eat their fill, and of wild growth where big shots were everywhere. The rules of this society have never changed: the meek fear the tough, the tough fear the ruthless, the ruthless fear the reckless, and the reckless fear those who don’t care if they live or die. But even those who don’t care if they live or die fear madmen. And so, Zhou Dongbei went mad. (TV adap
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I'm the Female Lead's Foil, Playing Three Male Foils at Once 我,女配,同时扮演三个男配
[System + Transmigrate Into a Book + Face-Slapping and Punishing Scum + Irresistible Female Lead + Gossip + Disguised as a Man] I'm a woman, but I'm playing male supporting characters in three different books at once? Zhao Ruoming died, and the System told her to play three roles across three books. If she completed the missions, she could come back to life. Zhao Ruoming: “Oh, quick transmigration? Aren't three worlds a bit too few?” System: “Not three worlds. There's only one world. You have to
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After a Thousand Simulations, I've Mastered the Escape Game 模拟一千次,我有逃生游戏速通法
[Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced
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Is That Supposed to Be Funny? All I See Is a Desperate Copycat 好笑吗?我只看到个绝望的学人精
[Print edition of Confession Letter goes on sale September 4 at 7 p.m.] Also known as Is This Funny? All I See Is a Desperate Copycat [Flirty sweetheart who doesn’t realize she’s flirting × cocky guy who dishes it out but can’t take it] [Sweet campus romance + a couple destined to make people cry out in disbelief + System + both leads are virgins] In her third year of college, Sheng Zhi was diagnosed with stomach cancer and had little time left. Luckily, the heavens really did treat her like a
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A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙,尿素袋子套诸神
[Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化,唯有大师兄正的极端
[Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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After a Mad NPC Set Its Sights on Me, I Took Control 被疯批NPC盯上后,我直接拿捏
[Female lead grows over time] [Male lead is thoroughly rotten] [One-and-only relationships] [Games include survival, horror, and rule-based mysteries…] A strange bus travels through time and space, crossing into another dimension… Jiang Song never imagined that her life as an overworked office drone would end on the day she finally clocked out. To survive the terrifying games, she must complete every mission without making a single mistake. The games are already perilous, but then an NPC s
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Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊!被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心
On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff
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Transmigrating into a Book as a Socially Anxious Person, I Meet a Yandere 穿书当社恐遇上病娇
Mu Chichi, a shy woman with social anxiety, accidentally transmigrates into a book and becomes the sickly villain’s beloved. “Help, how do I stay alive? Do I have to shower him with compliments?” “From today on, you’re not allowed to leave this villa or go outside.” Gu Yuan locked the door and hid the key. “What? I’m not allowed to go outside?” Mu Chichi hadn’t expected such a wonderful deal.
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Mary Sue Gets Roasted 2: Mei You's Story 创击玛丽苏2梅优物语
[Mary Sue] & [Secret Identity] & [Over-the-Top Drama] & [Absurd] & [Devotion to the Death] & [Overbearing CEO] & [Interstellar] The author of this book has ascended to immortality. Do not disturb. The readers of this book have ascended to immortality. Also known as “The Ultimate Interstellar Mary Sue.” Some of the inspiration for this book comes from “Her Highness Alice, the World's Number One Princess” (the first installment in the “Critical Hit” series). Shocking! This Mary Sue novel will dest
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Take That, Mary Sue 3: The Queen Returns 创击玛丽苏3女王归来
[Over-the-Top Drama]+ [Absurd]+ [Mary Sue] The milky fragrance wafting through the bathroom stunned everyone in the entire mansion. Dispatched to heaven on an interstellar mission, Liuli Teresa Diemeng Qiandai Feishanghua Ziying Meishuang, better known as Liuli Meishuang, queen of the world's number-one family, has returned. The Queen is back! The queen has reclaimed her throne. As long as life goes on, the chaos continues, the absurdity never stops, and the melodrama keeps coming. New and old
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经,我成搞事主播
[Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety
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I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王,顶流野猪你的强
Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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After Cremating My Scumbag Ex, I Became a Hit on a Dating Show 火葬渣男后,我上恋综爆火了
[One-on-One Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Satisfying Comeuppance + Showbiz] After breaking up with a top-tier star, Chi Yang, an actress from the lowest rung of the industry who was hated across the internet, joined a dating show. Her antis mocked her: “You got dumped and now you’re going on a show to leech off your ex? You’re so desperate to get famous. Does anyone actually like you?” But once the show began, viewers saw a very different picture: The refined, handsome, nationally acclaimed
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The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本,沙雕摆烂躺麻了
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
216.1kReads9.6Score25.8kShelves
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Peerless Secret Words: The Spirit Heavens Chronicle 绝世密言:灵天记
Through fantastical stories, this book explores the mysteries of the universe and explains the principles of life, helping readers understand why people live. In doing so, it can help them put their worries aside and embrace life's experiences with greater optimism and energy!
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After the College Entrance Exam, I Used My Foresight to Become a Tycoon 回到高考后,利用先知成富豪
By a twist of fate, Chen Feiyu returns to the day after his class reunion, held after the college entrance exam. Using his information advantage, he makes up for past regrets. From the start, he sets his sights on the Brazil World Cup to earn his first fortune, then uses his expertise and memories to grow his money in the stock market. He also keeps in touch with his high school crush and his senior from university, wins the hearts of both beauties, and becomes a winner in life!
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