Looking for No-Romance Stories That Are a Little Funny. Please Don’t Recommend Romance 需要无CP的，搞笑一点的，不要推荐言情
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Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对
Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi
215.3kReads9.5Score32.5kShelves
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You Chose Me as Censor, Li Shimin, So Why Are You Crying? 选我当御史，李世民你哭什么
[Hilarious, satisfying, lighthearted, historical, ancient China] Cheng Jun transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, becoming the son of the military officer Cheng Yaojin. As it happened, Li Shimin was recruiting imperial censors! Years later, Li Shimin said to the Crown Prince, “Cheng Jun is a peerless sword of our Great Tang. Only a virtuous person can wield him. You're young, so I'll leave him to you.” The Crown Prince burst into tears. “I don't want it anymore!
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The Villain's Little One Is So Cute, How Could She Hurt Anyone? 反派幼崽，她这么可爱怎么会害人
Redemption + Pure Little Kids + No Romance A person can't have a lame dad and a broken brother, while also having a friend who's the heroine of a tragic romance and an overbearing male lead as an enemy. But Huo Zheng can! In her previous life, Huo Zhili was forcibly given by her parents, who cared only about fame and fortune, to her second uncle, Huo Yanzhou. She became a pawn in the family's internal power struggle. This time, all she wants is to keep her head down until she's able to leave
15.8kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves
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Breaking News! The Max-Level Expert Goes Wild on a Dating Show 惊爆热搜！满级大佬在恋综杀疯了
After completing missions across three thousand worlds, Pei Ge, an all-around quick transmigration expert, joins a dating reality show to clean up after her disciple. She becomes the fourth male guest, the one with the least screen time. Pei, who only wants to keep a low profile, keeps making headlines and setting the livestream chat ablaze. She goes from an unnoticed nobody to someone everyone loves, a heartthrob adored by all.
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A Rich Family's Dad Is Doomed from the Start? His Little Girl Hits Back with a Royal Flush! 豪门奶爸开局要挂？奶包她反手一个王炸！
Original title: The Underworld King’s Little Darling Is Three and a Half The head of the Huo family, the most powerful family in Huaguo, adopts a little darling. She’s eccentric and adorable, sleeps soundly all day, and is wide awake all night! Everyone wonders if she’s been reincarnated as a night owl. Little Ming: “I’m just adjusting to the time difference. The residents of the underworld are all nocturnal!” Her human dad: “My little girl can sleep whenever she wants!” Heir to a psychic family
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After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后，人设都崩了
[The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o
18.6kReads9.5Score3.2kShelves
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After Inheriting an Abandoned Manor, I Became the Monsters’ Mom 继承废弃山庄后，我给妖怪当亲妈
[No CP + Farming + Food + All Kinds of Monsters + Fluffy Creatures + Abandoned Manor] After Tong Huan inherits an abandoned manor, strange things start happening. The ancient ferocious beast Taotie chases after her, calling her Mom. The thousand-year-old auspicious beast Qilin tugs on her pant leg, crying that it's hungry, with tears like golden beans rolling down its cheeks. The little black bear who'll grow up to steal a kasaya rolls around on the ground, begging to be picked up. The mysteriou
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A Whole Family of Villainous Cannon Fodder, Riding High with Our Junior Sister 满门反派炮灰，跟着师妹浪到起飞
[Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo
20.3kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves
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Slacking Off Is No Longer an Option After Transmigrating a Thousand Years into the Future 穿越千年后摆烂无效
Chen Mu was just a college student who lazed around every day. Then, out of nowhere, she was diagnosed with a terminal illness. Chen Mu: Doctor, can you still save me? Transmigration came too quickly. After all, getting a terminal illness is a classic setup for transmigrating into a book. But when Chen Mu woke up, she realized that, in a sense, she hadn't transmigrated at all. She'd slept for two thousand years? The very definition of a young person: lie down and fall asleep. Chen Mu has a simpl
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I'm Really a Healer 我真的是个奶妈
Interstellar, strong heroine, face-slapping, beloved by all Su Xia uses her own abilities, charm, and silver tongue to win over the geniuses at the top military academies and become a powerful figure. Just after taking the college entrance exams, Su Xia transmigrates into the body of a poor, orphaned girl who lives with her aunt. She thinks that, with her top-student smarts from her previous life, she’ll thrive even after transmigrating. But the education system here is completely different from
5kReads8.9Score742Shelves
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The Number One Support Keeps Refusing to Act Human 辅助一姐又又又又不当人了
Female-led power fantasy, no romance, academy, passionate, team-focused A modern young Taoist, cursed with the Five Flaws and Three Deficiencies, starves to death one day and transmigrates to a parallel world, where she is bound to a Wealth System. As long as she earns money, she can gain energy points to buy all kinds of amazing goods. This world is crawling with strange beasts, and humans are awakening and evolving too. Si Junni has never been one to sit still, so she’s thrilled and resolves t
23.1kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
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The Artist Who Uprooted a Willow Tree 艺术家她倒拔垂杨柳
The painter Jixiang somehow transmigrates into the interstellar age and becomes a child who is about to be sold. Jixiang: Let it all burn... With a grandfather suddenly in tow, Ji the Painter Xiang is forced to change careers just to make ends meet, becoming a craftsperson and taking on jobs like blacksmithing. After failing to promote traditional Chinese painting, blacksmith Jixiang is left speechless... As Jixiang gradually adjusts to life among the stars, her planet is invaded by the Zerg. De
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Interstellar Mecha: The Frail Commander Takes on Seven Alone 星际机甲：病弱指挥官单挑一穿七
(Please read the first page of the main text for content warnings.) [Apocalypse, Interstellar, Strong Female Lead, Face-Slapping, Everyone Loves Her] Apocalypse enforcer Xu Lingqu transmigrates and becomes an unpopular, sickly adopted daughter of a general. Despite a constitution that leaves her fainting every three steps and coughing up blood every five, she's sent to the command program at the Imperial Military Academy. Command is great, command is wonderful. Commanders can sit safely behind
64.9kReads9.4Score9.1kShelves
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Interstellar: Who Did Those Five Beat Up This Time? 星际：那五个又把谁狠狠揍了？
[Military academy + mecha + no romance + coming of age + ensemble cast + light humor + five-person team + strong team spirit] For the first seventeen years of her life, Jiang Lin's goal was to get into Mingde's mechanical engineering department and become a highly paid mecha engineer. But an unexpected turn of events sent her to Dawn Military Academy and set her on the path to becoming an elite solo fighter. Inter-academy tournaments, live-fire drills, interstellar battles... Years later, five s
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My Junior Really Can Fight 小学妹她其实超能打
[Maxed-out female lead + a touch of ensemble cast + slow burn + plot-driven] When Luo Tan opened her eyes again, she had become a twelve-year-old kid abandoned in the wilderness of the interstellar age. Six years flew by. During the registration period for interstellar colleges, Luo Tan set off for her new school with her little backpack, a blade of grass, and a tortoise. She had planned to apply to the Imperial Military Academy, but halfway there, a senior from the Botany Department at Wanlini
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Who Gets Forced to Inherit the Young Master Position After Transmigrating? 谁家穿越被迫继承少主之位啊
[Urban Imagination + Ensemble Cast + No Romance + Interstellar] It all began when five burly men showed up at her house. “Miss Zhixin, we have been waiting for you!” Zhixin (not a text message!): What?! Overnight, she became the heir to East Xia’s foremost family, and discovered that this world didn’t seem quite right. Zhixin slapped her thigh. “We can talk about being the young mistress later. Looks like things are about to get interesting.” The principal set her up when she enrolled, so Zhixin
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I Transmigrated and Became a Violent Maniac [Interstellar] 穿越变暴力狂【星际】
As a happy little girl living in the modern world, she inexplicably becomes a real little girl living in an interstellar age rife with hardship. In the modern world, her name was Meng Xixi. Now she's called Lacey, and she's anything but cheery. She's even a little depressed. This is an age when everyone is on a war footing. An age when the whole population prepares for war. For ordinary people, enlisting is the fastest way to change their social standing, and the rate at which young people join
5.7kReads9.1Score670Shelves
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The Host Says She's a Delicate, Helpless Woman 宿主说她是个柔弱女子
[Interstellar + Mecha + Romance] “Ningning, what kind of move was that?” “Oh, I’ve just caught ducks before.” What kind of ducks are so fierce that you have to chop them with a knife? … Classmates: “She’s incredible! So the real expert was right beside us all along!” Senior students: “Our junior sister is so fierce. Does the marshal know?!” Someone: “I know.” “!!!”
4.5kReads8.9Score611Shelves
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I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了
The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover
21.7kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
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Livestream: The Top-Tier Star's Hilarious Little Sister Goes Viral 直播：顶流哥哥的沙雕亲妹爆红啦
[Real siblings / no romance / top-tier star / lighthearted / everyday life / warm / healing / movie star / coming-of-age] Before she transmigrated into a book, Wen Yu’er was the Pei family’s real daughter, lost and raised elsewhere. She was the butt of jokes among the powerful and wealthy, and in the end, her rich brother dragged her all over the world by plane, luxury cruise ship, and convertible sports car. After transmigrating into a book, when she saw this wealthy brother again, Wen Yu’er co
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After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了
[No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste
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I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒
[No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t
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I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧
Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…]
58.5kReads9.3Score12.7kShelves
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Anomaly Containment Facility, You're Containing Me, a Human? 诡异收容所，你收容我一个人类？
[No System]+ [No Heroine]+ [Cthulhu]+ [No Tired Tropes] (Also known as: Sequence: Ascension to Godhood) The Dark Prison has merged with reality, and bizarre creatures are invading the world through the “Gates.” An organization has quietly emerged, calling themselves the Wardens. They keep the bizarre creatures behind the “Gates,” and capture and contain any that make it into the world. Lu Xiao accidentally fell into the Dark Prison and lived there alone for three years. After the Wardens discove
61.4kReads9.2Score5.7kShelves
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My Unhinged Persona Can't Crack [Infinite Flow] 疯批人设不能崩［无限流］
[Infinite quick transmigration + horror, suspense, and mystery-solving + no romance. The heroine acts like a lunatic, but she's absolutely sane! Slow-paced! Slow-paced! Slow-paced!] After the S-rank felon Ye Li is forcibly bound to a Punishment and Rehabilitation System, she's exiled to countless perilous worlds created in virtual reality to serve her sentence and undergo punishment. The more she suffers while serving her time, the more of her sin points are deducted. During her sentence, Ye L
5kReads9.5Score717Shelves
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Horror Movie NPC Goes on a Killing Spree in a Terror Game 恐怖片NPC在惊悚游戏杀疯了
[Horror + comedy + power fantasy + no female lead (male protagonist has no romantic pairing)] A horror game swept across the world. Fu Yan, an NPC from a horror movie in a higher plane of existence, was accidentally dragged into the game. Fu Yan: Since you've all gone to the trouble of inviting me, I won't hold back. From then on, the “horror game” was plunged into the shadow of someone named “Fu Yan”... Horror NPCs: Please, don't come any closer! Livestream viewers: Can someone do something abo
63.3kReads9.6Score8.2kShelves
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Could I Really Get Canceled in a Rules-Based Horror Game? 我还能在规则怪谈里塌房不成？
[Infinite-Flow + Rules-Based Horror + Horror Game + Strong Female Team + A Group of People With Questionable Sanity] Just before their debut, the group Shili belonged to was betrayed by a bandmate, who framed them for bullying. Their debut fell through, while the bandmate won netizens’ sympathy and relaunched her career to great success. To this day, Shili’s social media accounts are still flooded with abuse from the other girl’s rabid fans. As luck would have it, in the third year after the com
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The Spy's Daily Life After the System Dumped Me in Republican-Era China 【被系统坑到民国的】间谍日常
An ordinary office worker gets a System, but before she can enjoy any of its benefits, it dumps her into a parallel-world version of Republican-era China. That's where her life as a spy begins. From an ordinary field operative to an undercover agent, from a regular spy to a triple agent, she goes from reluctant to willing, writing her own legend in the great metropolis of Shanghai... Check out the new book next door: The Village Girl, the Grand Diviner, also known as After Getting a Puppet Space
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A Mechanical Genius Reincarnates as a Science Whiz: Taking Off from the Start 机械大佬魂穿理科学霸：开局起飞
[No CP] [Career-focused] [National University of Defense Technology] [Creating a New World] Gu Yi, a mechanical engineering genius from the 25th century, transmigrates into the body of Zeng Li, a top science student in 1999. From then on, she lives each day planning two hundred steps ahead. She overcomes every obstacle and leaves her rivals in the dust, eventually becoming Huaxia's youngest general. Just as she leads Huaxia to become the world's leading power, she also happens to establish a new
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Commander, Your Kid’s Charged to the Front Lines Again! 首长，你家崽崽又冲上前线了！
After blowing herself up, 5188 landed in the 1970s. She carefully hid the System still running in her mind and pretended to be a human toddler. To get Grandma to take her home, 5188 volunteered that her parents were dead. Once she learned that changing the fate of a member of the old Jiang family would let her retrieve things from her apocalyptic storage space, 5188 became all the more eager to help. Big Brother wants to improve his physical fitness? Easy! “Granny Jiang, something terrible has h
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Transmigrated Into a 1940s Book: From the Start, It's Just Me, My Little Sister, and a Baby Fleeing for Our Lives 穿书四零：开局就剩妹妹带娃逃命
High school student Jiang Jiyun was innocently caught in the crossfire while watching an incident out of curiosity, then transmigrated to an era torn apart by war. It was the setting of a historical novel she had read, where she became a nameless passerby who was killed off without ever appearing in the story. From the start, Japanese soldiers swept through the countryside, massacring the entire village. After burying the original owner’s mother, Jiang Jiyun set out with the child entrusted to h
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The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
238.9kReads9.6Score28.9kShelves
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The Power of the Imperial Favorite 权宠天下
Live-action short-form drama: The Power and Privilege 4: Ruling the World is now streaming on Hongguo. A brilliant medical PhD transmigrates into the body of the Chu Prince’s discarded consort. As soon as she arrives, she encounters a critically injured patient. Guided by her medical ethics, she treats him, only to nearly be thrown into prison on false charges. When the Retired Emperor falls gravely ill, she finds a way to treat him, but that hateful Poison King misunderstands and berates her. I
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