Guys, Let Me Recommend a Book That'll Have You Laughing from Start to Finish 兄弟们给你们推荐一本,从头到尾笑死人
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Cultivation Chat Group 修仙聊天群
One day, Yu Xiao'an, an office worker who had just been fired, stumbled upon a strange cultivation chat group and accepted a commission to grow medicinal herbs. From then on, he became a farmer... But his customers had some very strange names: White Emperor Immortal King, Azure Dragon Immortal Lord, Purple Cloud Fairy, Azure Cloud Daoist, and so on. Then one day, the White Emperor Immortal King messaged him: “Little brother, you’re the future of the cultivation world! (☆_☆)” Yu Xiao'an smiled ca
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Livestream Check-In: Innate Abstract Saint Physique! 直播打卡:先天抽象圣体!
[Livestreaming, comedy, absurdity, multiple women, female streamers, actresses, and a landlady!] Li Yunfeng received a livestream check-in System after stepping in to help someone in danger. From the start, he was blessed with a naturally absurd disposition. From then on, his livestreams were full of bizarre antics. While livestreaming from the hospital after getting hurt helping someone, he met an old man whose testicles had been removed. “I mean, they're not useful anyway. If you want them, yo
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I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become a Top-Tier Star? 只想摆烂的我,怎么成顶流巨星了
[Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t
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This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了!这哥们人人喊打
[Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti
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The Funniest Cultivation Novel in History 史上第一爆笑修仙
This is a hilarious, entertaining story. Zhang Ahao wants to live forever, so he sets out to cultivate immortality and meets a beautiful immortal maiden. With a beauty like that, should he become her disciple or fall in love with her? If he becomes her disciple, will it be too exhausting to cultivate immortality while also taking care of a woman so stunning she could outshine the whole world?
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Our Sect Is Dirt Poor, but the Disciples Are Rolling in Money 宗门一贫如洗,弟子富得流油
[Transmigration + no System + no harem + lighthearted + martial world] “Want to become an inner sect disciple? With free room and board?” Unable to resist the temptation, Jin Xiaochuan charged straight into the Nine-Story Tower, only to discover that it was a demonic sect officially registered with the authorities.
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Ten Days to the End 十日终焉
2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat
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After a Thousand Simulations, I've Mastered the Escape Game 模拟一千次,我有逃生游戏速通法
[Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced
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The Primordial Journey 原始征程
A fishing enthusiast transmigrated to a primitive world after an accident while fishing, only to find a place that defied everything he knew. All kinds of vicious beasts and terrifying savage creatures constantly threatened his tribe. Humans were no longer masters of the land, but had fallen to the bottom of the food chain. To survive, he could only lead his people in a fight with the beasts for territory…
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The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏
I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m
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Step Right into the Trap, the Arrogant Big Shot Bows His Head Everywhere 乖乖入局,骄肆大佬无处不低头
[Several short-drama adaptations now available] [One-on-one romance, healing love, deliberate seduction] [A little fraud who’s very good at playing dumb & a crown prince who takes the bait as soon as she casts her line] Jiang Yu grew up in Yangcheng, a city plagued by endless rain. Though she inherited all her grandfather’s property, the Song family locked her away in a wooden house, where she pretended to be insane and lived like a stray, left to rot in neglect. To get revenge and escape the
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Taking on the Whole Nasty Family in the 1960s 六十年代硬刚极品一家人
[Transmigration + period setting + a whole family of terrible people + crushing villains + revenge and face-slapping + devoted couple] After the pitiful original owner, Shen Siyue, was driven to her death by her family and smashed her head against a wall, Shen Siyue from the 21st century transmigrated into her body. The Shen family's shameless behavior enraged Shen Siyue. She resolved to right their wrongs and avenge the original owner. Old Lady Wang, you love hitting people, don't you? Then I'l
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Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
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Stop Scrolling, Bro! This Streamer Isn’t Here to Perform 别刷了哥!这主播根本不是卖艺的
Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon
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Gourmet: My Snack Stall Has Caught the Eye of Universities Across the Country 美食:我小吃摊被全国高校盯上了
[Lighthearted everyday life + warm and funny + perfect mealtime reading + super genius] Other people's kids studied hard from a young age, hoping for a bright future. Li Ang, on the other hand, grilled goose legs as a child, and somewhere along the way, grilled his way to the peak of life... Li Ang was reborn and discovered that he had become the eight-year-old son of a barbecue stall owner outside Qingbei University. In his previous life, Li Ang had achieved financial freedom by making snac
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The Eldest Miss’s Exclusive Troublemaking Lackey 大小姐的专属惹事跟班
My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k
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Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的?
[Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene
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Killing Grants Attribute Points, So You Pour Boiling Water on Ants 杀生就能加属性,你用开水浇蚂蚁
[Invincible + Dao Companion + Karma + Mastermind + Good Guy] Li She opened his eyes to find himself in a death-row prison, convicted of treason and about to be executed. “What do you mean, a Slaughter System?” “Wait, killing an ant gives me attribute points too?” In the death-row prison, Li She crouched among the condemned prisoners and spent the whole night picking fleas off them. That day, ten billion elite soldiers in the prison were reduced to ashes. Many years later, Li She, Lord of
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The 1980s: The Northeastern Queen Takes the World by Storm 八零:东北女霸总风靡全球
The System Is Losing It! Who Told You to Feed the Multiple-Birth Pills to Pigs? Also known as: I Got Rich Raising Pigs with the Childbearing System Feel-good fiction + comedy + Northeast China + strong female lead + no romance + getting rich + patriotism Huh? Why have I transmigrated again? Song Qingli looked up, her face lighting up with excitement. She never expected to come back here! Back to the late 1970s and early 1980s in Northeast China! Only this time, she had a childbearing System that
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Hey, Old Man, Look! Our Makeshift Sect 老登,看!咱家的散装宗门
[System + Lighthearted Comedy + Slice of Life + No Female Lead (Forever Alone) + Slow Burn + Not Overpowered] A fish? A fox? A ghost? And a member of the demon race! My apprentice, are you really not going to find me a single human disciple?!! Fushan Zi’s forehead veins throbbed as he turned to look at his senior disciple. The man was lounging on a reclining chair, lazily waving a palm-leaf fan, looking perfectly at ease as he said, “Master, I don’t like hearing you say that. I really don’t! How
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On the Moon, Helping China Soar into the Stars 人在月球,我助华夏登月腾飞星海
[Patriotism + Technology + Moon Landing + Lunar Base + Technological Leap + Building the Nation Through Science and Technology + Living on the Moon] Zhang Weiguo wakes up on a primitive planet with the ruins of an ancient civilization and discovers a countdown in his mind. When time runs out, he can return and gain the power of immortality. But when the countdown ends, he finds himself on the Moon! Zhang Weiguo plants a flag. “The Moon has been an inseparable part of China’s territory since anci
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The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越:古代生存十八法
The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W
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Heavenly Domain Alchemy Sovereign 天域丹尊
A legendary Pill Emperor returns to the age of fifteen. In this life, he will not only make up for every regret from his previous life, but also attain the supreme heights of martial arts! Comparing cultivation techniques? Every one of my underlings has a divine-grade technique. Comparing pills? I use my top-grade pills to feed the dogs. Geniuses? Every genius who crosses my path is doomed to be crushed! Those who follow me will prosper; those who oppose me will die!
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Gentle, Wild-Boned 温柔野骨
[The print edition goes on sale across all platforms on August 1] [Short drama now streaming] Previously titled: Zero-Degree Intimacy [One-on-one romance + both leads’ first love + happy ending + secret marriage + sweet romance ♥ Double-layer milk foam, 70% sugar!] (Rich, sharp-tongued, scheming investor Jian Yuchen VS money-loving, mischievous young designer Wen Ni) In a nutshell: She married her nemesis. In physics, zero degrees is the point where ice and water coexist. Zero-degree intimacy is
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Such a Good Girl 好一个乖乖女
[Print edition signed] [Short drama now streaming] [Sweet romance with a touch of angst] [Fake-good, scheming heroine x domineering wealthy tyrant] [Both leads are each other’s only one] Duan Xiuming first met Lu Mingyu at a wedding. She was stunningly beautiful, yet looked like a well-behaved good girl, sitting off to the side and painting because someone had told her to. “Boring woman,” he judged. But in the blink of an eye, Lu Mingyu gave him a huge surprise! She destroyed her painting and co
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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You’re a Lawyer, So How Did You Turn Bullying Into a Death Sentence? 你一律师,硬给霸凌整成死刑了?
Lin Mo is a top lawyer with a 100% win rate. He transmigrates to a parallel world. His first case is a bullying incident that no one else knows how to handle. Bully: “You’re suing me for bullying? You lousy lawyer, ever heard of the law protecting minors? You start talking about the law, and I can’t help laughing. Guys, ignore him. Keep the music playing and the dancing going!” Lin Mo: “Heh... Dancing sounds great. Finish your bullets, then go dance downstairs.” The final verdict: The bullies ar
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I Repeated the Same Day for Ten Thousand Years 我在同一天轮回了一万年
“You mean you've been reliving the same day for ten thousand years? Don't you get bored?” At the girl's question, Su Yang smiled faintly and swirled the red wine in his glass. “Of course not. I've spent ten thousand years mastering 5,683 skills, including martial arts, hand-to-hand combat, firearms, and hacking. Oh, and right now I'm working on the 5,684th: picking up girls.”
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Trapped on the Same Day for a Thousand Years 被困在同一天一千年
Trapped in the same day for a thousand years, Ye Chen changed the fate of countless powerful figures. But he alone had no tomorrow, no matter how long he waited. It was only after meeting Su Yu, the beautiful, icy CEO he saved, that Ye Chen finally broke free. As one problem after another came his way, Ye Chen merely sneered. From the moment I stepped back into the sunlight, my enemies were destined to sink into the abyss!
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Dumped from the Start: One Song, “Boundless Oceans, Vast Skies,” Takes the Internet by Storm 开局被甩:一首海阔天空火爆全网
Before transmigrating, Xu Yi was the reigning king of the entertainment industry, appearing on screens across the country year after year. Now, in a parallel world, all he wants is to go back to being an ordinary person. But reality won’t let him. His celebrity wife thinks he’s useless and forces him to sign an unfair divorce agreement. With no other choice, he’s forced back into the spotlight. One appearance on the show Superstar Singer-Songwriters, and he’s an overnight sensation! He writes an
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I Really Never Wanted to Be a Big Star! 我真没想当大明星啊!
[Parallel world, subverting the usual tropes + entertainment-industry fanfic + easygoing slice of life + System face-slapping] (The rating is low because the book just launched. Read it and decide for yourself whether it’s good.) Li Changge transmigrates into the body of a lovesick doormat and binds himself to a Romance Assistance System, only to be mocked across the internet as the “King of Cheesy Pickup Lines.” He fires back with “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Wind” and “Above the Moon,” sending t
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Tycoon: The System Makes My Life Perfect 神豪:系统让我人生完美
[Boom… boom!… Thunder and rain lashed down. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck Huang Dong!! Host unconscious~! System binding automatically… …Perfect System… binding to Host… “Twenty percent…” Ding! Perfect System successfully bound. First reward: one hundred billion in cash.] Huang Dong had been fired from his job and dumped by his girlfriend, all within two hours… Huang Dong: [What? One hundred billion… How am I supposed to spend it??]
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I Transmigrated to Ancient Times With a Solar-Powered Phone 我带着太阳能手机穿越古代
Bai Xiaobai, a rich beauty who has never lifted a finger around the house, transmigrates into the body of a silly, sweet Bai Xiaobai with the same name. Her solar-powered phone comes along too. Is this the legendary golden finger? She opens it to find only Baidu, with none of her other apps. Does it have no signal? She takes a closer look and finds unlimited solar-powered Wi-Fi. She happens to save a handsome amnesiac and makes him her servant. From then on, she takes down scumbags, tears into f
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Immortal Fate Sword Cultivator 仙缘剑修
[Mortal's Journey + Sword Cultivator] A little beggar accidentally acquires the storage ring of a Mahayana cultivator and embarks on the path of cultivation. A single glass lotus can not only bring medicinal herbs back to life, but also contains a peerless sword cultivation technique. Watch as he dons white robes and wields a three-foot glass sword. He travels alone, walking the line between good and evil, seeking truth and discovering his true self. Note: This is not a harem novel. (He only bec
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Global Heatwave: Stockpiling Supplies to Survive the Apocalypse 全球高温,囤积物资末世求生
The apocalypse struck, and the whole world was scorched by extreme heat as living things faced mass extinction. In his previous life, Su Xun had been an unremarkable doormat, serving his girlfriend and her family, only to end up beaten to death, his bones burned and his flesh roasted and shared out among them. Reborn three months before the scorching apocalypse, Su Xun gained an otherworldly space and began frantically stockpiling supplies. He broke up, bought lottery tickets, invested in the st
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The Mortal Alchemy Immortal 凡人丹仙
[Mortal’s journey, no System, ensemble cast] Chen Ping is an orphan and a cowherd. Thanks to an immortal sect token left by his mother, he is taken to the cultivation world by a disciple of a cultivation family to work as a servant and child bridegroom. He later awakens a bloodline inheritance in the Way of the Elixir, and starts making a home for himself in the cultivation world through alchemy. From then on, he ascends the road to immortality, strides forward to the song of his own making, and
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The Immortal Path Through the Mystic Mirror 奇镜仙途
Zheng Dabao, a poor boy from a mountain village, had thought he would spend his whole life in that remote, impoverished place. But a fateful encounter in the mountains completely changed the course of his life! By chance, he obtained the legacy of a mysterious cultivator, which led him into the enigmatic world of cultivation. He also unexpectedly acquired the wondrous Spiritlight Mirror, gaining the heaven-defying ability to deduce cultivation techniques. With boundless longing for cultivation a
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The Real-Life Escape Club 真实逃杀俱乐部
This world is dead. But I want to live. This is an age where the supernatural is paradise, and humanity is in hell. I saw the club as the only [Beacon of Hope], blind to the schemes and betrayal behind it. Resurrected supernatural creatures, blood-soaked death zones, slaughter experiments that defy human understanding. The boundary between life and death began to blur, until people and the supernatural could no longer be told apart. Standing atop a mountain of corpses, I faced the weeping, despa
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The King of Assassins Comes Out of Retirement to Wash the City in Blood 杀手之王归隐后,血洗都市
The king of assassins in the dark world, the leader of the Wolf Organization known as the Wolf King, returned to Huaxia gravely injured after a mission went wrong. To investigate his parents' background and fulfill his father's dying wish, he became a live-in son-in-law to the Feng family. He was no longer the Wolf King. He was Jiang Hao. A year ago, the dark world declared the former Wolf King's mission a failure and pronounced him dead. Now, hiding his identity as the Wolf King, Jiang Hao unle
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This Is Crazy, the Professor Had Triplets for Me 疯了,教授给我生了三胞胎
[System + Stay-at-Home Dad + One Female Lead + Sweet Romance + Rich Protagonist + Everyday Life] Jiang Chen breaks up right after graduation and prepares to start a business and make a big splash. He has just sworn off dating for three years and vowed to make a few million first when he suddenly gets a call telling him that the girl of his dreams is pregnant with his child and about to give birth. Jiang Chen: ??? When he arrives at the hospital, he is completely stunned. The girl of his dreams t
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My Aunt Is Powerful and Holds an Unshakable Position! 阿姨位高权重,权势滔天!
My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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The Beautiful Police Officer Won't Leave Me Alone 美女警花赖上我
One day, a stunning policewoman with extraordinary abilities suddenly declared that she would marry me.
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Reverse Scale: From Ant to Dragon God 逆鳞:从蝼蚁到龙神
I died, though I don’t know how. When I opened my eyes again, I had become a sealed-off “useless dragon,” trapped inside a sticky egg. In this world, dragons are a disgrace, mounts, and ingredients. But hidden within me is the “Chaos Inverse Scale,” a cosmic forbidden power capable of devouring anything: talent, laws, destiny, even the universe itself. Starting out as a useless dragon, I devour monsters, geniuses, gods, and demons, and tread across the nine heavens. I am the hope of the dragon r
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Bang Geng's Claim to the Siheyuan 四合院棒梗的名义
Reborn as Jia Geng, he discovered that Zhang Dabiao was his great-uncle. Didn't that make him a winner in life already? While serving in the army, he and Zhao Mengsheng blew up a bunker together and became brothers who would trust each other with their lives.
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Eight Bushels of Rice Mountain 八斗米山
Badoumi Mountain
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The Legend of Xiao the Carpenter 肖木匠传说
The Legend of Carpenter Xiao
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The Cursed Town 被诅咒了的小镇
The Cursed Town
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Thunder Martial 雷武
The young Zi Chen gave his life to see his brother’s true nature. By chance, he encountered the origin of thunder and was reborn, obtaining a body-tempering art and setting out on the path to becoming a powerhouse. Lightning tempers the Saint Body, while creation forges the path to heaven! With an unyielding heart, he will ascend to the peak of Thunder Martial Dao!
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