It Gets More and More Absurd, All the Way to the End 越看越离谱，离谱到看完整本

1. 1 傻 The Foolish Wife Wants to Run! Locked in a Sickly Uncle's Embrace! 傻妻想逃！被病娇大叔锁入怀中！ Mo Jiu Xuan He墨酒玄鹤Modern Romance280k WordsCompleted [Coercive Possession + Forced Love + Powerful Man and Vulnerable Woman + Mutual First Love + Unhinged, Obsessive Hero + Sweet, Foolish Wife + Possessiveness + Rabbit-like Heroine + Control + No Escape + Polite Scoundrel] “I don’t want to go home… Honey, please let me go…” Niannian, why are you being naughty again?” Yun Nian tried to escape again and again, and every time Huo Shenzhou caught her and brought her back. She had had enough of being locked in the estate day and night like a caged bird 7.8kReads6.5Score351Shelves

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   It's absolutely mind-blowing and outrageous. But it's really good! The protagonist's love for the female lead is endless 🤤 Her yandere-like, forced love is simply "satisfying"!

2. 2 异 A Different Ming Dynasty: I Became a Saint with a Hundred Lives 异世大明：我用一百条命成圣 Zi Yang紫炀Historical1.5M WordsOngoing Alternate-history Ming Dynasty / Fighting for the People / The Art of Toppling Dragons / Loyal Ministers Who Risk Their Lives to Remonstrate / Rules Horror Lately, the atmosphere at court in the Fengtian Hall has grown rather grim. For several days in a row, officials from one particular residence have been risking their lives to remonstrate, and they really do die on the spot. “I stake my life on this remonstrance!” Here we go again. But Emperor Zhu Chongba has changed his approach, too. “Do yo 9.7kReads9.2Score741Shelves
3. 3 网 Online Game: My Brother Is a Reborn Big Shot! 网游：我的兄弟是重生大佬！ The Night Is Really Dark黑夜可真黑啊Sports2.8M WordsOngoing [Online Game] [Slow Burn] [Top-Tier Talent!!!] What would you do if one day your best friend told you he was reborn, and that someday the game would merge with the real world and the apocalypse would begin? Li Wanji takes it as a joke. But little by little, he realizes something is wrong. Everything happening now is exactly what his friend predicted! Wait, man, are you serious? Since his best friend is reborn, all Li Wanji has to do is cling to his coattails and enjoy a lie-flat life... But as h 22kReads6.7Score1.9kShelves

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   I don't want to say much, so I'll just keep it brief: this book is too verbose. And I don't know if it's me or the author's problem, but some of the critical comments in the review section are no longer visible. If I'm the only one having this problem, then it's probably me, but if many people have this issue, then it's the author's problem. If the author reduced this verbose tendency, wouldn't the book's score be higher? Verboseness might not be a big deal for some readers, but can't the author be more considerate of those listening to audiobooks? Constantly hearing repetitive or overly verbose language makes the author seem like they're treating readers like idiots. Simplify it, stop rambling like a mother hen, and just write the important parts. This is the author's first book; a high score isn't the goal. Your first book is your debut. If you can't write a good first book, even fewer people will read your subsequent books. The author should try to revise the earlier parts of the book and stop being so verbose.

4. 4 流 A Roaming Food Stall: The Whole Internet Both Loves and Hates Me! 流动美食摊，全网对我又爱又恨！ Don't Say Studying Is Too Hard别说读书太苦Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Gourmet] + [Everyday life] + [Comedy] + [Lighthearted] After unexpectedly getting a Gourmet System, Su Chenyang decides to set up a food stall outside a university. His amazing cooking goes viral online. Before the foodies who flock there have had their fill, they discover the next day that Su Chenyang has moved his stall outside a different university. At the new location, a customer asks, “Boss, why did you move?” Su Chenyang: “There weren't any pretty girls at the last university.” The 12.3kReads7.8Score1.2kShelves

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   I'm still following the updates; it's really good.

5. 5 杀 Kill Monsters to Steal Their Health Bars: Why Should a Billion-HP Mage Be Afraid? 杀怪获对方血条，亿血法师怕个毛 Above the East Pavilion东阁之上Sports318k WordsCompleted [Extreme pragmatism]+ [Overwhelmingly satisfying and invincible]+ [Online game merges with reality] The online game Another World launches. At first, everyone thinks it’s just a game, until it gradually merges with reality. The good news: Lu Ziye awakens as a high-and-mighty mage in the game. The bad news: his talent has absolutely nothing to do with being a mage. [Talent: Health Steal. Kill a target, and their health becomes yours.] Lu Ziye is stunned. I’m a mage, so why are you giving me an in 7.9kReads8.1Score805Shelves
6. 6 鉴 Antique Appraiser: Rising by Stealing Traits! 鉴宝师，从掠夺词条开始崛起！ A Day of Toiling Like an Ox and Horse当牛做马的一天Urban485k WordsOngoing On Blue Star, the world's rules have been overturned, and everyone has entered an age of awakening. Only the strong can survive the disasters to come. Yu Zheng has lived in this world for eighteen years. On the day of his awakening, fate played a little joke on him. The good news: He awakened two professions. The bad news: His civilian profession was Appraiser, while his combat profession was an ordinary E-rank warrior. Just as he was losing hope, Yu Zheng discovered that he could see the attrib 10Reads6.6Score—Shelves
7. 7 荒 Conquer the Deserted Island with Two Systems 荒岛系统争霸，我有双系统 The Lodger寄居者Urban2.9M WordsOngoing From the start, he was accidentally stranded on a deserted island. But, as it turned out, someone there had obtained a System: a Beast Taming System, a sign-in System, an Evolution System... Lin Ye, however, received no System at all. In the end, he was betrayed and died with hatred in his heart. But who could have guessed that all of this was just one simulation opportunity he had received earlier? ... 24.7kReads6.9Score2.5kShelves
8. 8 神 Divine Realm Game: From the Start with a Bug Egg 神域游戏：开局一枚虫卵 A Gray Card一张灰色卡片Urban264k WordsOngoing The story takes place on Blue Star, a parallel world, where a virtual online game called God's Domain has quietly begun its publicity campaign. Lin Xiao is incredibly lucky to get a spot as a beta tester. But after playing for a while, he gradually realizes that something is off. This game is way too damn realistic! With technology like this, shouldn't it be used for the military first? Still, he can't help trying to reassure himself. The game is being advertised everywhere, so it probably isn't 1Reads5.6Score—Shelves
9. 9 变 Getting Stronger by Extracting Resources from Novels 变强，从能够抽取小说资源开始 Soup Dumplings And Shrimp Dumplings小笼包虾饺Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Wang Ge transmigrates to another world, where everyone can open a Star Gate and has the chance to become a powerful figure whom all admire. But from the start, he becomes a civilian profession user with no combat ability. The path to gaining strength is closed to him. This world is far from safe. Ferocious beasts, heretics, and natural disasters are everywhere. How can he gain strength and protect himself? Until one day, he meets someone in his shop… 202Reads6.8Score111Shelves
10. 10 重EN Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集？我带国家队下场 Bian Lu边鹿Sci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 123.7kReads9.7Score17.5kShelves

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    Absurd to the extreme, with a tight plot and wildly imaginative ideas that will keep you hooked.

11. 11 烂 Rotten Bones: Criminal Investigation 烂骨头【刑侦】 Food and Desire食色Modern Romance567k WordsCompleted [Offbeat criminal-investigation and anti-drug story] Cool-headed, stubborn, and incredibly badass female anti-drug officer VS refined, abstinent, and exceptionally capable male narcotics detective [Both military and police backgrounds + two powerful leads + dual undercover agents + endless backstabbing + a game of Werewolf at the police station] When people get transmigrated into another body after a car accident, they usually become an aristocratic daughter or princess in ancient times, or a ri 1.9kReads8.8Score259Shelves
12. 12 全 I Opened Gu Jars for Everyone's Lifespan, and I Can See the Hints 全民寿命开蛊罐，我能看见提示 Yi Lin忆临Urban2.5M WordsCompleted [Decisive and ruthless], [No female lead], [Gu cultivation] After a cataclysm, Gu jars descended upon the world. Anyone could spend their lifespan to open a jar, obtain all kinds of unusual Gu, and gain immense power. Some were incredibly lucky and drew a Regression Gu, which could turn back time and space. Some drew a Sword Gu and became invincible sword immortals. Others were incredibly unlucky and drew a Death Gu, dying on the spot. This is a world where lifespan and Gu reign supreme. Gu can 66.2kReads8.8Score8.2kShelves

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    Tomatoes are pushed

13. 13 夜 I Went Night Fishing and Hooked a Corpse, But Carried Home a Fleeing Female Corpse 夜钓钓浮尸，我却扛回逃跑的女尸 Candy Fishing糖果钓鱼Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Fishing streamer Wei Kun transmigrated to a parallel world and activated the [Tough Guy System]! As long as he completed the System’s missions, he would receive rewards. But the very first mission was to go night fishing at a graveyard on the Ghost Festival. Viewers: Aren’t you scared, streamer? Wei Kun: Scared? My fishing rod’s made from lightning-struck peachwood, my line’s pulled from an ink line reel, my ground bait’s made from glutinous rice, and my bait’s mixed with black dog blood. Tonigh 15.5kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
14. 14 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.3kReads9.4Score12.8kShelves

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    These two books are really good. The first one is about mind reading; the emperor is a schizophrenic, and the female lead listens to his inner thoughts and praises him after he becomes schizophrenic, haha. The second one is about not being fooled by the title; the content is really good, and both the male and female leads, as well as the supporting characters, get their first time.

15. 15 边 Farming and Going Crazy, I Make My Husband Drink Poison 边种田边发疯，我喂夫君喝毒药 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance532k WordsCompleted Su Wei transmigrated into the Shen family’s new daughter-in-law in Nanqiao Village. As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw an old woman holding a bowl of murky poison for her penniless husband to drink. The man on the bed glared at Su Wei in fury. “You poisonous woman! I won’t let you get away with this, even as a ghost...” Su Wei: “...” No, no, it wasn’t me. It was the old woman... The old woman turned to her. “What are you standing there for? If he doesn’t die, how are you supposed to marry Y 15.8kReads9.2Score2.2kShelves
16. 16 假 The Fake Heiress Stole My Fate, So After I Was Reborn, I Took Her Out 假千金夺我命格，重生后我嘎了她 Mo Mo Is Master Mo墨墨是墨爷Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted [Rebirth + punishing scumbags + satisfying wish fulfillment] Ren Ran had an easy life for her first eighteen years, then spent the next eight plagued by bad luck. Her maternal grandparents, mother, and younger brother died one after another. Her scumbag father took over the company, and she was thrown out of the house to live on the streets. She’d be robbed just walking down the road, and flowerpots would fall from the sky when she approached a building. Whenever she got a job at a company, it w 49kReads9.5Score6.5kShelves

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    Highly recommended!

17. 17 锦 The Lucky-Charm Heroine Steals My Fortune? I’ll Rewrite the Plot and Make You Suffer! 锦鲤女主抢我气运？改个剧情虐死你！ Mi Mi Duo Duo米米多多Modern Romance800k WordsCompleted Only after Jin Beibei died did she learn that she was the foil to the lucky heroine in a novel. Blessed by Heaven, the heroine stole her family’s resources and good fortune, leaving her whole family to be killed off until not a single person on her household register was left alive. When she woke again, she had been reborn on the day the heroine was born, and bound to a System that let her earn money to change her fate. [Earn 100 yuan, and you can change one character in the original novel.] [Ea 3kReads8.7Score266Shelves
18. 18 气 After Her Fortune Was Stolen, She Rose to Fame 气运被夺后，她一鸣惊人 The Fish Learning to Fly学飞行的鱼Modern Romance428k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + strong female lead + no romance + female-centric story + feel-good power fantasy + punishing scum] Wen Zhicheng was born a wealthy heiress, but when she was ten, her family was destroyed and everyone she loved was killed. Alone and helpless, she was saved by a master just before she died, and learned that her family had been wiped out because their fortune had been stolen. Wen Zhicheng grows stronger and stronger, reclaiming her fortune and awakening her twin sister, whose soul 2.2kReads9.1Score269Shelves
19. 19 怪 Strange Tales Livestream! 怪谈直播间！ Stone Giant Monster石头巨怪Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Welcome to the Rules of the Strange. This is a battle of blood and fire, a test of wit and courage. The power of words cannot be resisted, and the eerie rules must not be broken. In a seemingly hopeless situation, find the one correct answer, break free of your constraints, and search for a way to survive. 173.8kReads9.7Score17.7kShelves
20. 20 三 The Three Kingdoms' Fiercest Bandit 三国第一悍匪 With Brush and Ink, I Paint Your Beauty执笔墨画妳倾城Historical1.2M WordsCompleted A dragon's roar shakes the world, and countless streams of dragon energy converge on Qingzhou. Huangfu Qing, courtesy name Wushuang, studied under Li Yan, the Spear Sage. After mastering the martial arts, he descended from the mountain, gathering fierce generals and brilliant strategists. Starting in Qingzhou, he founded Qinglong Mountain and built Qingdi City. He had intended to wait quietly for the right moment, then transform into a dragon and roar across the nine heavens. But an enigma surro 14.4kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves
21. 21 全 Global Guardian Spirits: From the Start, I Obtain Donghuang Dijun 全球守护灵：开局获得东皇帝俊 Sheng Qi圣麒Eastern Fantasy7.9M WordsOngoing Two hundred years ago, a voice claiming to be the will of Blue Star appeared before humanity, bearing news that the Underworld was about to descend and connect with the human world. From then on, all of humanity could enter the Underworld to live, cultivate, and gain immense power and supreme authority. Spirit Summoners instantly became the profession everyone dreamed of having. Countless people who entered the Underworld acquired guardian spirits and became mighty rulers in their own right! Fro 11.5kReads8.4Score919Shelves
22. 22 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Fine Prince 大唐好贤王 The Six Arts of the Gentlemen君子六艺Historical3.3M WordsCompleted [Funny and Stress-Relieving + Fiery Battles + Alternate History + “A Loving Father and Filial Son” + Top-Tier Jokesters Teaming Up + No System, Just a Golden Finger + Deep Grandparent-Grandchild Bond] In an alternate universe, in another Tang dynasty, the blood of the Xuanwu Gate Incident stained the flagstones beneath the palace walls red, and a different legend of the prosperous Tang began! Li Kuan, the second prince raised by his grandmother, Empress Dowager Taimu, survived a brush with dea 55.3kReads9.4Score4.7kShelves
23. 23 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.6kReads9.5Score38.8kShelves
24. 24 我 My Son Was Clearly a Playboy, So How Did He Become the Tiger of the Empire? 我儿明明是纨绔，咋成帝国之虎了 Beating Up Cats Under the Tree树下揍猫Urban7.6M WordsCompleted [Military life + special forces + lighthearted + passionate + hilarious] Lin Hui was unexpectedly reborn as a spoiled playboy. His father and older brother were big shots in the military, and his mother was the chairwoman of a corporate group. With such a wealthy family, surely Lin Hui could just slack off and live like a lazy fish, right? Just as he looked forward to a life of doing nothing, his father sent him into the army, where he had to serve for at least two years. After that, he could do 61.7kReads9.2Score6.6kShelves
25. 25 御 Isn't Taming Beasts a Piece of Cake? 御兽不是一件很简单的事情吗？ Autumn Begins, Leaves Swirl秋初叶旋Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Lively and adorable twelve-winged angel] [Majestic and invincible Red Lotus Flame Dragon] [Mighty and imposing three-headed hellhound] [Aqua turtle with astonishing defenses] [Powerful ant king with boundless strength] [Stunningly beautiful longbow elf]… Liu Xing transmigrates to a world where people tame beasts and obtains the Beast Taming System. This world is full of mysterious realms waiting to be explored. With the help of the System, Liu Xing contracts one powerful beast after anothe 15.9kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
26. 26 一 The Outcast: I'm the Fee-Charging Taoist, Working Nine to Five 一人之下：我加钱居士，朝九晚五 Meng Liangqi孟良柒Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [The Outcast fan fiction, lighthearted, funny, invincible, uplifting, no heroine, all friends] Zhou Fengliu transmigrated into the world of The Outcast and became an employee of Everywhere Express. He only wanted to enjoy life, and as luck would have it, he awakened the Clock-In System. As long as he clocked in and out on time, he could receive a random conceptual skill. From then on, Zhou Fengliu began laying low and steadily growing stronger... [You clocked in on time for one hundred days. Rew 24.5kReads8.4Score1.8kShelves
27. 27 洪 Honghuang: I Am the Second Demon Ancestor, and I Keep a Low Profile 洪荒：吾为第二魔祖，稳健不出 Little Nian Is Here小年在这里Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Just after the college entrance exam, Ling Yun accidentally transmigrated to the Primordial World and activated a god-tier choice System... [Choice One: Become Ancestral Dragon’s Dao Companion.] [Choice Two: Become Yuan Feng’s sibling.] [Choice Four: Become Demon Ancestor Luohu’s sibling.] Ling Yun chose to become Demon Ancestor Luohu’s sibling and stayed safely hidden on Mount Sumeru. Until the final years of the Dragon-Han Tribulation. When Hongjun used the momentum of the Primordial Wo 19.2kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
28. 28 三 The Three Kingdoms: Seizing the Advantage to Win the World 三国之截胡赢天下 Listening to the Sound of Silence聆听不动声响Historical2.8M WordsCompleted Cao Cao: Liu Xiu, son of Liu Jingsheng, really is a child prodigy. He’s blessed with tremendous fortune! Liu Bei: Liu Xiu has countless fierce generals and wise strategists. Can someone tell me how I’m supposed to take Jingzhou from him? Sun Quan: Just hearing Liu Xiu’s name makes me uneasy. He isn’t going to take Jiangdong from me, is he? 14.9kReads8.3Score1.1kShelves
29. 29 全 Global: Spirit Card Masters Are Useless? From the Start, I Get the Bad Marshal! 全民：灵卡师鸡肋？开局不良帅！ The Script Is Set to Go Viral定本本爆火Sports1.4M WordsCompleted Pangu, the Three Pure Ones, and the three thousand gods and demons haven’t even made a move yet. I’ve only just left the Heavenly Soldiers behind, and you’re already panicking? [Overpowered power fantasy + Chinese gods + the underworld + anime characters + global class advancement + card crafting + treasure chests] Games descend and merge with reality, ushering in an era of class advancement for everyone. Secret realms and dungeons run rampant, causing history to become fragmented. Amid this cha 10.9kReads8.3Score1kShelves
30. 30 不 Wasn’t It Just a Physical Boost? How Did You Become Pangu? 不是肉身增幅吗，你怎么成盘古了 Fifth Masterpiece第五名著Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to a world where everyone could awaken an ability. The ability he awakened was a D-rank physical enhancement. He thought it was useless. To his surprise, his ability increased his strength by one pound every minute, and he could also gain energy by devouring anything, allowing him to level up! And so the monsters in the great secret realms entered the most desperate period of th 16.1kReads8.2Score1.3kShelves
31. 31 我EN I Am Sun Wukong, Ruler of the Dragon Ball World 我为孙悟空，镇压龙珠世界 Moon Dust Falls月尘落Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted Lin Zheng transmigrates as Sun Wukong. Thanks to his knowledge of what's to come and relentless training, he can beat every enemy who comes after him with ease. On Namek, Frieza says, “My power level is only a hundred million. That Saiyan monkey must be at least five hundred million.” During the Android Saga, Cell says, “Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I'm the ultimate android. How could I fail to withstand a single move from Sun Wukong?” Majin Buu says, “What's with your Super Saiyan 4? Is i 5kReads8.6Score357Shelves
32. 32 一 The Outcast: A Martial God Body from the Eastern Han Dynasty, Shocking the Old Celestial Master 一人：东汉武神躯，震惊老天师 I'm Not a Fishing Guy我不是钓鱼佬Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [The Outcast + Zhen Hun + Multiple Heroines + Invincible + Heroes of Cao Wei + Alternate Worldview] [Zhang Huaiyi is not dead! Zhang Huaiyi is not dead! Zhang Huaiyi is not dead! Important things must be said three times!] Cao Ning transmigrates to the world of The Outcast, where the fugitive Zhang Xilin finds him and raises him to adulthood. After awakening the [Daily Check-In System], all he has to do is check in to get a chance at a random draw, which could grant him guardian spirits, secret 13.2kReads7.5Score1kShelves

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