Ahhh! I’m in a Reading Slump and Can’t Get Through Anything 啊啊啊！厌书期，什么也看不下去了

1. 2451 盗 Tomb Raiding: I Get Stronger by Spitting Blood, and Everyone Thinks I’m Dead 盗墓：吐血变强，全员以为我死了 White Peach Bucket白桃桶桶Mystery374k WordsCompleted [No romantic tension, no babysitting, pampered-all story with a secret identity] [Female-oriented! Friendship and family bonds; a strong yet tragic male lead] Mountains of headcanons, severe OOC Tang Zhou, a tool character, binds himself to a Happy Ending System for The Grave Robbers’ Chronicles. His main job is saving people; his side job is raising kids. He earns the reward promised by the System by dying a perfect death, even nailing his own coffin shut. But after he’s well and truly dead, th 8.1kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves
2. 2452 谍 Espionage: 2,000 Deaths from the Start 谍战：开局死亡两千次 Jin Daye金大涯Urban957k WordsOngoing Xie Shu, male, formerly an Olympic shooting champion in the twenty-first century. One day, he kills himself and wakes up in 1940. Reason: Unknown. Identity: Unknown. Status: Being buried alive. Xie Shu: ...What a disastrous start! The good news: He gains the ability to rewind time whenever he dies. The bad news: He wakes up at a live burial site and has to die two thousand times before he escapes. While helping a passing guerrilla unit complete its mission, he somehow ends up as the illegitimat 41.2kReads9.3Score6.2kShelves
3. 2453 到 Who on Earth Taught You to Be a Recruit Like This? 到底谁教你这么当新兵的？ Pepper-Salt Mallet椒盐榔头Urban4.5M WordsOngoing “As a decorated hero, legendary soldier, and youngest-ever general, could you share the secret to your success?” “I don't date.” “You mean you don't let romance distract you or emotions sway you, and you devote yourself wholeheartedly to serving your country and earning distinction?” “That's right!” The next day, Qin Feng read the newspaper and nearly spat blood. “As a decorated hero and legendary soldier, could you share the secret to your success?” “Date more.” “You mean love inspires y 61.2kReads9.1Score4.2kShelves
4. 2454 你 Do You Even Know How to Be a Special Forces Soldier? 你当的明白特种兵吗 Sweet and Sour Little Pineapple酸辣小菠萝Urban1.2M WordsOngoing After graduating from college, Lin Tian set off to tour the country. Who could have guessed that an accident would leave him stuck in a tree? He called for help for ages, but no rescue team showed up. Instead, a group of armed soldiers arrived. "Help! I'm freezing into a popsicle!" "We'll help you. How about joining the army?" "I'm willing to give my life for my country!" Only after enlisting did he realize that there was no end to the depths of this place. I'm strong, but the others aren't push 32.1kReads9.2Score2.9kShelves
5. 2455 从 Starting Out as a Full-Time Undercover Agent in Northern Myanmar 从缅北开始做全职卧底 Moonlight Before My Bed床前明月光Mystery1.2M WordsOngoing “Perhaps the beings created in darkness can also defeat the darkness.” After being kidnapped, Mu Guang, born with a personality disorder, is trafficked to northern Myanmar. Faced with death and threats, he stays calm, decisive, and ruthless, earning the admiration of a drug lord. But no one knows that this antisocial man has long been an undercover police officer... Five years later, a new police officer named Mu Guang reports for duty at the Shun'an Municipal Public Security Bureau, only to be 10.4kReads9.5Score1.2kShelves
6. 2456 三 Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Tell Liu Bei I’m a Transmigrator! 三国：开局告诉刘备我是穿越者！ Soaring Across the World天下翱翔Historical1.2M WordsCompleted He transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Just as he is about to starve to death, Liu Bei’s men happen to rescue him! They saved his life, so he’ll repay them many times over! And so, he becomes Liu Bei’s chief strategist. With more than two thousand years of history committed to memory, could he really let his lord stumble into a trap? Helping Liu Bei conquer the realm shouldn’t be too much to ask! 6.6kReads9.1Score506Shelves
7. 2457 那 The Brother Who Died Ten Years Ago Has Returned 那个死了十年的兄弟，他回来了 Squid Douding墨鱼豆玎Two Male Leads563k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s favorite + no romance in the main story + ensemble cast + everyone has a one-sided crush + absurd comedy + System + bonds of friendship + they all come around] Only after Jiang Che died did he learn that all his good friends were lunatics straight out of novels. Friend One: A lunatic from a groveling-ex story, who did every vile thing imaginable to the heroine, from removing her kidney to draining her blood, then came to regret it and died after being hit by a car while saving her. 19.4kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
8. 2458 规 Rule Horror: I'm Even More Twisted Than the Supernatural! 规则怪谈：我比诡异还变态！ Hurry Up and Eat Hot Pot抓紧吃火锅Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted [Unhinged + rebellious + no female lead + hilarious + bizarre + national destiny] My name is Xu Ye. I was born without the ability to feel pain, and my favorite thing is looking for a thrill. I heard that the Rule-Bound Horror arrived, and every country would randomly select a “Chosen One” to enter a game instance. After waiting a whole month, and watching five Chosen Ones die one after another, I finally got my wish and became the sixth Chosen One, the real wild card representing the Dragon Kin 36kReads9.4Score4kShelves
9. 2459 刚 I Earned a First-Class Merit Right After Entering Military Academy, and Now the Whole Army Knows My Name! 刚入军校就立一等功，我火遍全军！ Dreaming Across the Four Seas梦在四海Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Lin Wang, a veteran in his previous life, transmigrates into the body of a defense student on his way to report to military academy. On the way, he happens upon a collision between a school bus and a tanker truck. Without hesitation, Lin Wang rushes over and risks the vehicles exploding at any moment to rescue everyone trapped inside. But after he saves the last person, the car explodes, and Lin Wang is knocked unconscious by the blast. By the time he reaches the military academy, he has missed 12.3kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
10. 2460 都 I Was Reborn, So Why Am I Still a Loser?! 都重生了，我怎么还是混子？！ Eighty-Three八三Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Undercover in the underworld + ruthless and decisive + no sanctimonious do-gooding + sharp as a tack] Brothers, this book once had over 500,000 readers following it, and kept that readership for several months. Quite a few people have adapted it into absurd animated videos and AI short dramas. I’m not a touchy person. You can post videos without my permission, but shouldn’t you at least show me a little respect? Couldn’t you include the original book title and the author’s name? Using Foqin’s n 24.6kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves
11. 2461 当 My Exposé of Scumbags as a Simp Was Livestreamed Across the Internet 当舔狗的虐渣事迹被全网直播 Sixpence in the Ivory Tower象牙塔里的六便士Two Male Leads344k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + quick transmigration livestream + face-slapping + feel-good fun + 1v1, both leads are each other’s first and only] In these small worlds, stepping stones in the protagonists’ love stories pay with money and affection, only to end up losing their families and everything they own. They’re rich and good-looking, but hopelessly blind, absolute suckers. Their overwhelming resentment leads System 778 to bind itself to Ying Qingshan and take on the job of helping him turn the tables a 312Reads8.7Score105Shelves
12. 2462 让 I Asked a Retired Old Man to Buy Cigarettes, and the Whole Army Hunted Me Down 让退休老头买烟，全军疯狂追杀我 Sour and Spicy Hammer酸辣榔头Urban656k WordsCompleted [Original + Humorous + Explosive Action + Subverts Expectations + No Heroine] Meng Yan transmigrates into a military world and gets bound to a completely bizarre System. What should he do? No problem. Luckily, he’s even more bizarre than the System. [God’s Eye] [Pose as a college student, earn two hundred yuan every time you go out] [My Bullets Always Veer Left] [Small and Medium Home Appliance Modifications: Way Ahead of the Competition] [Wilderness Survival Guide] Meng Yan rubs his fore 11.9kReads9.1Score889Shelves
13. 2463 不 Wait, What Kind of Royal Guard Would Dare Bully the Emperor? 不是，谁家暗卫敢欺皇上呀？ Mi Yu Jiu Tian汨语九天Two Male Leads484k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + exclusive 1v1 romance + emperor and bodyguard + emperor switches from top to bottom, bodyguard switches from bottom to top + System + transmigration + sweet romance + light physical angst, no emotional angst! Both leads are powerful!] Two male leads, an emperor and his bodyguard, transmigration, a System, and missions. The emperor switches from top to bottom, while the bodyguard switches from bottom to top. One side couple has a crybaby top and a burly bottom, while another sid 20.9kReads9.5Score3kShelves
14. 2464 震 Shocking: My Wife Is Breathtakingly Beautiful 震惊：我的妻子倾城倾国 Shatter the Firmament踏破苍穹Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted A revered god is betrayed by his subordinate. With his dying breath, he uses his primordial spirit to activate the Heaven-Devouring Spirit-Transforming Bell, destroying the villains who attacked him. He expects his soul to return to the cosmos, but instead, the bell carries his primordial spirit to the Douling Continent, where it enters the body of a useless live-in son-in-law. To make matters worse, the useless man’s wife is an unparalleled beauty with a face that could topple kingdoms! And so 58Reads5.5Score—Shelves

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    After reading these books, I'll never have a reading aversion period again! [Laughs]

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