Looking for a Funny No-CP Quick Transmigration Novel 求一本快穿无cp的书，搞笑的。

1. 1 颠 The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡，唯恐天下不乱 A Tomato一只洋柿子Ancient Romance548k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no romance + lighthearted comedy + absurd, satisfying revenge + snark] Under the combined torment of her internship, grad school exams, and thesis, college student You Yu keeled over in the library with a sudden thud. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu had a complete breakdown. What kind of born-to-be-a-wage-slave physique did she have? Even death couldn't stop her from having to 18.9kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves

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   This is funny without cp

2. 2 快 Quick Transmigration: Is the Host a Slacker or a Cannon Fodder? 快穿：宿主是咸鱼还是炮灰 The Lid on the Little Pot小锅盖的盖Urban6.6M WordsOngoing No romance. The protagonist doesn’t pick fights with heaven or earth. (The protagonist originally came from the Villain Group, but this isn’t the kind of Villain Group that stages comebacks. It’s made up of villains who are controlled and forced to do things they don’t want to do. This department punishes taskers who have made mistakes, and the protagonist was sent there after being set up, so he’s uncomfortable at first. He’ll avoid the male and female leads while carrying out his tasks, but wi 11.6kReads7.1Score561Shelves

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   Check this out 👀

3. 3 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿：当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 9.4kReads9.3Score1kShelves

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   My heroine is totally crazy and criticizes and kills pua non-stop

4. 4 快 Quick Transmigration: The Scum Villain's Redemption 快穿之人渣反派洗白录 Tea Pear Seven茶梨七Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Every scumbag villain is different; age and species don't matter!] Shen Chongrui, an employee of the Quick Transmigration Bureau, gets promoted from the cannon fodder division to the scumbag villain division. As the Bureau launches an initiative to show more care for the people of its minor worlds, Shen Chongrui's villain missions become redemption and reform missions. First life: A rural boy who profited from others' suffering. After succeeding, he sold his childhood sweetheart to a brothel, a 4kReads7.5Score243Shelves

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   Funny but with CP

5. 5 啊 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊！被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心 Yi A Ya一啊鸭Modern Romance692k WordsCompleted On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff 48kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves

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   This book matches ٩(♡㉨♡ )۶

6. 6 快 Quick Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Keeps Running into Yandere Obsessives 快穿：炮灰她总遇到病娇偏执狂 Yu Wanwan虞婉婉Ancient Romance1.7M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + yandere + devoted couple + possessive love + delicate, soft-hearted, airheaded beauty heroine + one-on-one romance] Yun Wu is the Host of a Quick Transmigration Cannon-Fodder System. She becomes cannon fodder in the novels of various worlds, but then she suddenly realizes that the male lead in every world seems to be that same person... The orphaned cannon-fodder girl in an ancient romance, the villainous supporting character in a school story, the cannon-fodder wife in a 75.1kReads9.2Score4.2kShelves

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   Quick text can be

7. 7 装 Play Dumb, Snack on Gossip, and Snag All the Sect's Juicy Secrets 装个傻，吃个瓜，宗门猛料一手抓 I'm Really a Salted Fish真的是咸鱼Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted cultivation-world daily life + hilarious gossip + everyone’s darling grows up] [Male lead, warm and cozy, sweet romance] Jiang Bingbing falls into a sewer and wakes up as the junior sister of Immortal Jade Peak, a famous little fool in the cultivation world. Afraid the immortals might think she’s taken over someone else’s body, she has no choice but to keep acting foolish. But seriously. Why do all these cultivators have so many secrets? The eldest senior sister, who treats the sec 13.6kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves

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   This one is okay^ω^

8. 8 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 54.8kReads9.5Score113.5kShelves

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   There is CP, the only discrepancy is

9. 9 你 You Spill the Tea, I’ll Dig for Dirt, and We’ll Strip the Emperor Down to His Drawers 你爆料，我吃瓜，扒光皇帝大裤衩 I Have a Tiny Waist我有小细腰Ancient Romance539k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Ridiculous Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + If You Don’t Laugh, You Can Hit Me With a Knife!] Bad news: Wei Yuyan has transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder heiress. She has no food, no drink, no clothes, and her tiny underpants have twenty holes in them. Good news: She’s bound to the God System. From the emperor, empress dowager, and princes to ordinary citizens, she can see everyone’s past and future and knows each person’s fate. With nothing 9.8kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
10. 10 快 Quick Transmigration: I'm Your Nanny 快穿之我是你们的奶妈 Little Xin Zi小新子Modern Romance2.5M WordsCompleted Quick transmigration + No CP + Feel-good power fantasy + No Mary Sue Li Dazui is a nanny who transmigrates to different little worlds to take care of all kinds of characters. She looks after tragic heroines, vicious supporting female characters, chuunibyou CEOs, and sunny, righteous, outstanding male supporting characters, among others. A tragic heroine has her kidney stolen? Don't worry, the nanny will take that scumbag's kidney to make it up to you. A vicious supporting female character? Don't 3kReads9.2Score256Shelves
11. 11 快 Quick Transmigration: Searching for His Traces Across a Thousand Miles 快穿之寻他万里踪迹 One Leaf Knows Autumn, So Why Mourn It一叶知秋奈何秋Ancient Romance121k WordsOngoing Everything in this story is fictional. The female protagonist transmigrates to various small worlds to save the pitiful and helpless, saving others and herself along the way. (If it's not your thing, don't read or leave hate comments.) The worlds include: Matriarchal society, a lie-flat tiger, a xianxia sword cultivator, a troublesome seductress, Republican-era romance, face-slapping a scheming green tea... All sorts of things, with a pace that speeds up and slows down. I'm sure you'll be satisf —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's a quick game, but it has cp. The author of the first story used it for practice. The second story is pretty good, I'm looking forward to it. 😍😍😍

12. 12 不 Forget Playing Around, Let's Tear the Boss Apart 不玩啦，直接撕boos The Tabby Cat and the Country Dog狸花猫和田园犬Mystery51k WordsCompleted Strong female lead, the protagonist is crazy, no male lead, no romance. The world has gone mad. People have started getting randomly dragged into horror instances, and clearing them all offers the chance to make any wish come true. No one knows how many stages there are, but everyone is going mad trying to clear them. They want to save themselves, save others, escape? Whatever. They'll all die. Jiang Zhiyu, a dying person, enters this deranged world of instances. She couldn't care less, since sh —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Big heroine, no emotional line, anti-domestic violence and anti-trafficking

13. 13 快 Quick Transmigration: We Fought to the Death Back Then, Now We Set Sail Again 快穿：当年死战，又是扬帆起航 Would You Like to Admire My Leg Hair?想欣赏妾身的腿毛嘛Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No CP] [Some worlds involve taking down scumbags] [Patriotic themes] [Big-picture perspective] [Ancestors transmigrate] [Healing] [Many worlds, but may our country always know peace and prosperity] [Personal growth] Lu Zhou was a young soldier who died in battle. All she saw was the shining Five-Star Red Flag. The world comes in a thousand colors, but she loves only one shade of red. World One: The villainous rich girl at an elite school? A spoiled rich kid with nothing to do? No problem. All o 9.2kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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    They are all non-CP novels, very good to read

14. 14 什 What Do You Mean, Zhaodi or Niandi? My Name Is Destroy Heaven and Earth! 什么招娣念娣，老娘名叫毁天灭地 Luo Shengsheng洛笙笙Ancient Romance225k WordsOngoing [No romance + wish fulfillment + comedy + strong female lead + card-drawing System + transmigrates into a book] Sheng Wushuang transmigrates into a power fantasy novel, becoming the older sister of the male lead's friend, a mere tool with no importance, not even a cannon-fodder character. Her father favors sons over daughters, and she's nothing but a tool expected to sacrifice everything for her younger brother. In the book, whenever her brother has trouble, his sister steps in. Whenever he c 35Reads8.7Score—Shelves
15. 15 无 No Romance, No Romance, No Romance: Important Things Bear Repeating 无CP无CP无CP重要事说三遍 Rice Noodles Are Delicious米粉真好吃Modern Romance751k WordsCompleted [Female-oriented, no romance, alternate world] Only child Yin Lu takes over the funeral parlor her father left behind. But people in the business say a woman’s yang energy is too weak, so she can’t do this kind of work. Business is poor, and one employee after another quits. She has no choice but to pass the time watching livestreams and short videos. Just as Yin Lu is watching a fitness livestream, making appreciative noises at the streamer’s abs, a System notification sounds in her ear: [100% 408Reads7.2Score—Shelves
16. 16 无 A No-CP Period Piece 无CP的年代文 May Field Notes五月采风Modern Romance678k WordsCompleted No CP + Period Setting + Transmigrate + Reborn + System + Cultivation + Revenge Multiple worlds, different protagonists, different lives, different personalities, and stories set in different eras. These are all short stories. The stories are unrelated to one another, and this is not quick transmigration. 2.3kReads8.9Score138Shelves
17. 17 无 Separated for Fifteen Years with No Romance, He Returns Still Obsessed with His Little Brother 无CP分开十五年，归来仍是弟控 Gantang Wisteria甘棠紫藤Modern Romance386k WordsCompleted The entire main cast, no romantic pairings or flirtation, just brotherly bonds and everyday family life. Happy ending (the romance tags were randomly assigned by the System). At the top of the food chain, crushing everyone through sheer bloodline: the eldest brother!!! Synopsis: During the summer after Yun Qi finishes his middle school entrance exams, he leaves the Taoist temple where he’s lived for five years to search for six older brothers he’s never met. Yun Qi before meeting his brothers: a 6.5kReads9.4Score852Shelves
18. 18 这 I've Traveled Through This Movie 这个电影我穿过 Her Highness the Nightmare梦魇殿下Mystery601k WordsCompleted [The heroine, Ning Ning, transmigrates into movies based on real events and steals the show.] [Novel + Transmigration + Infinite Flow + Suspense + Wild Imagination + Supernatural + Redemption + High-Stakes Action] Ning Ning is a second-generation star with terrible acting skills. She receives a mysterious movie ticket from her mother and, following her instructions, goes to a place called the Life Cinema. It is an old, mysterious movie theater. Every night, a different poster appears at the entr 577Reads9.3Score111Shelves

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    These books are all very good and come in various genres.

19. 19 工 After the Tool Character Awakens, They Overhaul the World Through Conquest 工具人觉醒后爆改攻略世界 Spring Terrace, Spring Terrace, Spring Terrace见春台台台Modern Romance872k WordsOngoing [Unconventional System] [A Little Mind-Reading] [Unconventional Showbiz] [A Little Livestreaming] [Campus] At noon, as a server splashed wine on Sui Wan and ruined her new dress for no reason, she realized that her world was a conquest world. Conquerors showed up every so often, all targeting her husband, Shi Jueming, who was cold yet easygoing, but often acted out of character. As the person closest to Shi Jueming, she naturally became the most useful tool in the conquerors' attempts to win him 413Reads9.1Score102Shelves
20. 20 穿 I Landed in a Fairytale World, and My Little Tavern Became a Hit 穿进童话世界，我的小酒馆爆火了 Graceful as a Swimming Fish婉若游鱼Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Healing + food + another world + fairy-tale characters appear + a little farming] While passing through a little fountain square in another world, Jiang Jiang came across an absolute beauty in a tattered dress. The beautiful older sister was leaning against the fountain, sobbing miserably. Jiang Jiang, a true lover of pretty faces, was heartbroken for her. With a grand wave of her hand, she brought the woman home and served her a steaming cup of milk tea and a sweet-and-sour berry tart. The 8.4kReads8.8Score1.5kShelves
21. 21 女 The Supporting Female Lead Rejects Love-Brain Syndrome and Just Wants to Outwork the Chosen One 女配拒绝恋爱脑，只想卷死龙傲天 Shallow and Deep浅予深深Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [A fiercely competitive go-getter and her eccentric companions, ready to take on anyone] [Ensemble cast] Bai Youyou transmigrates into a book she once criticized, landing in a novel she had hated. The moment she opens her eyes, the original host’s mother is right in the original male lead’s face, going on the attack: “A pheasant thinks it can dream of becoming a phoenix?” Bai Youyou: ... Mom, do you realize that one line has just doomed our entire clan? But when she thinks of the original st 25.3kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves
22. 22 在 The Romance I Found in Horror Games Is Full of Surprises 在恐怖游戏里谈的恋爱千奇百怪 Running Peach奔跑的桃子Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted Bai Yao became a vicious supporting character in numerous horror worlds, possessing nothing but beauty and a love of money. After the System tossed her the words "win them over," it lost contact because of a bad signal. She had read so many novels and knew the tropes well. Wasn't she supposed to win over men who had suffered tragic fates? The first time she saw someone, she could sense a dark red glow around him. She guessed that he must be her target, so... At a haunted boarding school, she fou 82.5kReads9.6Score9.3kShelves
23. 23 我 I Said There Were No Gods Tonight, So the Gods Fell 我说今夜无神，于是众神陨落 Ji Nanyi季南一Urban415k WordsCompleted [The print edition, titled A Godless Night, is available to search for on all platforms. The comic adaptation is now online.] [Plot-driven + infinite-flow + mild horror + countless twists] Yan Huang had a terminal illness. He didn't want to die, so he became a player in Instance. The System's evaluation of him read: [Player Yan Huang practices what he preaches and has impeccable morals. Congratulations, you have awakened the talent: Deceiver.] [Deceiver: Each lie you tell has a fifty percent cha 33kReads9.6Score4.7kShelves
24. 24 快 Quick Transmigration: The Gossip-Loving Big Shot Gets a Black Lotus Script 快穿：吃瓜大佬拿了黑莲花剧本 Lingxi菱溪Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Black Lotus + Violence + Drama Queen + Taking Down Scumbags + Gossip + Period Setting + No Romance] Luo An cultivated immortality for more than three hundred years, only to be struck by a bolt of tribulation lightning that blasted her soul from her body and left her charred all over. Just then, 001, which had been observing her for a long time, bound itself to her. To enjoy the gossip and drama while taking down scumbags, this powerful cultivator decided to visit the myri 6.9kReads9.0Score725Shelves

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    Recommend! Recommend!

25. 25 快 Quick Transmigration: The Female Side Character Uses Force Instead of Seduction 快穿：女配她用武力取代攻略 Light Ink Wash水墨浅浅Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The story of how a supporting female character and a cannon-fodder character changed their fates. “I heard the heroine in tragic romances gets physically and emotionally abused, and the male lead even steals her organs, but in the end she always makes up with him.” Si Li: “Why? Because he’s domineering and brainless? Hello, 110? Someone here is trading organs illegally.” “I heard the white moonlight in body-double stories is usually someone from the past, and the male lead ends up falling for th 1.2kReads9.0Score111Shelves
26. 26 系 The System's a Clown, I Make Things Worse: Rebellious to the Core 系统沙雕我添堵，一身反骨离大谱 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance9.1M WordsCompleted They came from distinguished families and were beautiful, talented, and exceptional. But whenever they crossed paths with the male and female leads, they became brainless cannon fodder, burning themselves up to make the leads’ romance flourish until their dying breath. And now Gu Mo has become all those women from countless novels. System: Boss, you can face-slap the villains and break up those couples! Go get ’em! Gu Mo: I’m awesome! I can do this! Much later, the System stares in bewilderment 38.7kReads9.1Score2.8kShelves
27. 27 快 Quick Transmigration: The Female Supporting Character Is Reaching for the Sky 快穿：女配要上天 Lousy Uncle辣鸡的uncleModern Romance984k WordsCompleted (No CP, feel-good, powerful, no logic) An Qiao, a genius talisman master who cultivates through talismans, was betrayed by her disciple while undergoing tribulation. Her tribulation failed, and just as her soul was about to dissipate, she sensed a force of space, seized the System, and forcibly bound it to herself. To survive, An Qiao takes on mission after mission, never doing things the usual way. She is determined to let the male and female leads run wild, so she can complete her tasks. This 11.1kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves
28. 28 快 Quick Transmigration: The Powerful One Who Torments Protagonists Devotes Themself to Spoiling Side Characters 快穿：狂虐主角的大佬一心宠炮灰 Nai Naiyi奈奈一Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [No Romance] As cannon fodder, their only purpose is to advance the male and female leads' story, whether by dying or being crippled for their sake. Nai Yi's mission is to protect these poor little cannon-fodder characters. The real daughter, switched at birth and forced to make way for the heroine, became a miserable cannon-fodder character. Nai Yi: Don't be afraid. Mom is here. Is a hundred million in pocket money enough? Can you live in a luxury 6kReads9.4Score706Shelves

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