Funny Stories with a Female Lead Who Can Talk to Animals 搞笑，女主会兽语
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- 51 After My Sister Took Credit for My Work, Someone Beat Her to Death 姐姐冒领我的功劳后被人打死了 The kidney the richest man needed was a perfect match for mine. The results had barely come in when both my parents fell to their knees, pleading and making a tragic scene to persuade me to donate my kidney. To repay them for raising me, I gritted my teeth and signed the consent form. But after the surgery, the richest man’s son held my sister’s hand and thanked her. The richest man even waved his hand and offered my sister a chance to marry into his family. I was dumbfounded. I showed them the 451Reads—Score—14d adds
- 52 After My Luck Was Drained, I Gave Up Trying 被吸气运后，我摆烂了 After My Luck Was Stolen, I Gave Up 7Reads—Score114d adds
- 53 Transmigrate into a Book: The Cannon Fodder Becomes Heaven’s Beloved Daughter 穿书之炮灰变身天道亲闺女 {Transmigrate into a book + mind-reading + cannon fodder + adored by everyone + satisfying read} Xiao Wanwan transmigrated into a book! The night before, she had been lying in her own soft bed, grumbling as she read a brainless web novel. But when she woke up, she found herself inside the story, turned into a minor cannon-fodder character with the same name. Most importantly of all, she had become a little baby who couldn’t talk. Heavens, are you messing with me? Xiao Wanwan’s greatest wish in l 7.9kReads9.2Score97014d adds
- 54 Quick Transmigration: Every Male Lead Falls for the Stunning Beauty 快穿：绝色美人让各路男主尽折腰 [Quick transmigration + childbirth + System + one-on-one romance + sweet love + face-slapping] Yan Xue was an orphan from a young age. Later, she was adopted by a Daoist priest from Qingyuan Mountain and studied the occult arts, the Five Elements, and the Eight Trigrams under her master. She mastered them completely. Though she was the youngest apprentice at the sect, her cultivation was formidable. Later, while out on a trip, Yan Xue was ambushed by her eldest senior brother and killed. To retu 6.4kReads9.0Score62914d adds
- 55 Reborn True Heiress Returns to the Capital and Goes on a Rampage! 重生真千金回京，杀疯了！ [True and fake heiresses + rebirth in an ancient setting + doted-on heroine + family intrigue] In her previous life, the true heiress Yun Tang grew up in a Taoist temple. She was brought back to the Marquis’s residence only to marry in place of the fake heiress, Jiang Yingxue. Her parents looked down on her, her brothers despised her, and her relatives ignored her. Even the servants mocked her as a poor country girl, unfit to marry into a prominent family. Yun Tang returned to the capital to sav 6.1kReads8.7Score67514d adds
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Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶
[Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold?
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- 57 The Northeast Tiger’s Male Bride 东北虎的男媳妇 The first time Xu Siwen saw Boss Wu, he was a typical Northeastern man, wearing a thick padded jacket and trousers, shuffling along in old-man slippers, and draped in a military overcoat. He had driven a Land Rover to pick Xu Siwen up at the airport… Many years later… “She flirted with you the second she saw you, and you still say she isn’t interested?” someone protested, guzzling vinegar like a man possessed. Xu Siwen rubbed the space between his brows helplessly. “She had a botched double-eyel 2.1kReads9.3Score23314d adds
- 58 EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds
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The Beastfolk Tribe Upgrade System 兽人之部落升级系统
[1v1 (in bold caps) + two male leads (in bold caps!) + younger man/older man + both protagonists are pure in body and heart + Beast World + System + happy ending] A gentle, considerate younger black panther beastman x an innocent older male college student "You're dead." "Huh?" "So hurry up and bind yourself to our tribe-upgrade System! Let's conquer the continent together and become rulers of the world!" "Thanks for the offer, but I'm in the Beast World and just want to go home." Meng Yuqing is
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- 60 I Become a Pillar of the Nation Through Beast Taming 靠着御兽成为国家栋梁 [Animals + livestreaming + supernatural abilities + pets + comedy] Mu Xiao, an animal science graduate student, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world and gets bound to the “Livestream Beast Taming System.” From the start, his affinity with animals is maxed out, and he gains the ability to communicate with them. At the zoo, ferocious lions and irritable black bears are as docile as kittens in his presence. In the woods, he casually handles a bamboo viper in one hand and has a king cobra 190Reads9.1Score10114d adds
- 61 After Learning to Understand Animals, I Livestream Gossip to the Whole Internet 听懂动物说话后，我全网直播吃瓜 [No Romance] [Lighthearted and Cheerful] [Wishing You Happiness] After being bitten by a rabid dog, Xia An gains the ability to understand animals! Xia An's dog, Xia Minglang: “Baby, I went farming today.” “What kind of farming?” “Planting my heart firmly in you~” Xia An: Remember, you're a real dog, not a lovesick puppy. A Pomeranian's owner: “My little dog has been depressed for two months.” Xia An: “She says she's a little princess, but you call her Big Silly Chun. How could she not be depres 1.2kReads8.8Score14414d adds
- 62 I Became a Veterinarian and Can Talk to Animals 成为兽医，我能够和动物对话 Wang Jie was never the kind of kid parents would point to as an example. He never put much effort into his studies, and after failing the college entrance exam, he enrolled in a vocational college. He didn't want to study welding or hairdressing, so in the end he chose veterinary medicine. What he never expected was to gain the ability to talk to animals. The eight-winged centipede of Nanjiang... What do you mean an overseas scam ring is targeting people from the Dragon Kingdom? One legendary cr 2.9kReads7.7Score29614d adds
- 63 Animals Go Extinct: I Build the World's Only Animal City 动物灭绝：我打造全球唯一动物城 This is a world where animals have suffered a mass extinction. There are no tigers, giraffes, elephants, lions, giant pandas, or any of the others left... Xia Jiang transmigrated into the owner of a mechanical zoo, awakened the Zoo System, and began bringing extinct animals back to life! “Director Xia, we'd like to buy a batch of turkeys for Christmas...” said the Americans. “Director Xia, we've just cloned a Yorkshire sow. Could we borrow a mating from your purebred boar?” asked the British. “D 10.9kReads9.3Score88114d adds
- 64 The Leisurely Pet Shop 悠闲宠物店 Tired of the clamor and glitz of the world, Ye Ke opens a pet shop in a quiet alley, with a group of pets at his side. In a city that feels cold and indifferent, shopkeeper Ye Ke smiles warmly as he watches the heartwarming, healing moments between pets and their owners. 491Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 65 She Speaks the Language of Beasts: The Farmer’s Daughter Leads Them to Conquer the World 懂兽语，农女养百兽征战天下 [Understands Animal Speech + Strong Female Lead + Adorable Baby + Face-Slapping + Adorably Unstoppable Beasts + Cool and Powerful Heroine + Devoted Couples] Li Ruoyou was a PhD in animal research. After a twist of fate transmigrated her to another world, she discovered that she could understand animals and treat their illnesses and injuries. She rescued a wolf, took in a tiger, and saved a python named Hana. Then there was no stopping it: pheasants showed up at her door, leopards sought her out, 106Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 66 All the Pets I Raise Are Supernatural 我养的宠物都超神了 More than a hundred thousand years ago, Mo Yun raised an ant. Thirty thousand years ago, Mo Yun took in a bald bird. Three thousand years ago, Mo Yun picked up a mud snake. Who could have guessed the ant would devour the stars of the heavens, the bald bird would burn up a hundred thousand miles of the void, and the mud snake would earn the title of Dragon Immortal? An emperor immortal of the age complained to Mo Yun, “Senior, couldn't you raise some normal pets for once?” Mo Yun sighed. “I wish 1.3kReads9.1Score18214d adds
- 67 You Asked Me to Mind the Shop, So Why Did the Pets Turn into Ferocious Beasts? 让你看个店，为毛宠物变凶兽了 [Fierce Beast Raising], [System], [Spiritual Qi Revival] His parents went exploring in the primeval jungle, leaving Chu Ge at home to look after their pet shop. Just as he was complaining that no one would buy these strange and exotic pets... [Ding! Fierce Beast Raising System awakened!] With Spiritual Qi Revival, any living creature can be raised! “Boss, is this cat fierce?” “It’s fought a dragon and won. What do you think?” “Boss, you’re such a show-off! But I like it!” Chu Ge: “...” “Mr. Chu 38Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 68 Opening a Pet Shop: Is Level Eight in Animal Talk Really That Impressive? 开宠物店，兽语八级很正常吧 A slow-burn, everyday urban pet story with plenty of imagination. The male lead is married and has a child. His marriage is happy, with no melodramatic drama! When Shu Chang opened a pet shop on the variety show China’s Best Entrepreneur, the production crew stocked it with animals more commonly found at a market. Fortunately, the System stepped in just in time. A local dog? That’s a purebred Chinese national dog. You’ve probably memorized Su Shi’s line, “With a yellow hound on my left and a gre 24Reads6.6Score—14d adds
- 69 You Were Put in Charge of a Zoo, So Why Did You Drive All the Animals Crazy? 让你接管动物园，你把动物都逼疯 After transmigrating to Blue Star, Yang Lin inherits an old, run-down zoo from his parents. The bad news is that the zoo barely has any animals. The good news is that he gets a talent-training System. Other people's Systems let them boost their own stats. His lets him boost animals' stats. Boost a chimpanzee, and it awakens incredible throwing skills, hitting any target within a hundred meters. Boost a gibbon, and it awakens an amazing talent for imitation, mastering singing, dancing, and rap. B 8.2kReads9.3Score95014d adds
- 70 Beast Taming: Starting as a Beast 御兽：从被御开始 [Urban fantasy, pet beasts, special abilities, beast-eared boy, sweet romance, everyone’s favorite, everyday life] The worldline of Blue Star shifted, turning it into a world filled with countless wondrous creatures, secret realms, and beast-taming technology. These creatures could all become pet beasts. Humans who contracted, raised, and directed pet beasts were known as “trainers” or “beast tamers.” There were many ways to contract pet beasts, from ancient rituals to modern beast-taming spaces 6.2kReads9.5Score75114d adds
- 71 If Pets Could Talk 如果宠物会说话 An accident gives Fang Yunyun the ability to communicate with pets. Working at an animal hospital, she spends every day with all kinds of pets. She listens to their complaints, plays with them, and helps them solve their problems. In return, they help her see the world from a different perspective. Most importantly, they help her meet and hold on to a beautiful romance. Little animals actually know everything. They just can't talk... 5Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 72 I Was Contracted by an SSS-Rank Rock Monster from the Start 开局被SSS级石头怪契约 [Contract Beasts + Passion + War + Urban Fantasy + One Heroine + Pure Power Fantasy] Humanity is in decline, relying on the power of contracts to hold its own against the Spirit and Demon races... A madman's great ambition is to see the day when humanity is no longer bound by contracts, but can stand on its own between heaven and earth... An unconventional young man and his companions ignite hope for a new world! My name is Meng Nan, but everyone likes to call me "Macho Man"! 1.2kReads8.8Score10714d adds
- 73 After Switching to a Lucky Beast, the Fiendish Beast Went on a Rampage 换绑瑞兽后，凶兽发疯了 In the secret realm, auspicious beasts and ferocious beasts appeared together. In my previous life, my junior sister was first to contract an auspicious beast. But her cultivation was too low, and all the opportunities she gained ended up benefiting someone else. With no other choice, I had to contract a ferocious beast. That beast was monstrously powerful. I rose to become the Demon Realm’s Supreme Lord, then led an army to conquer the entire cultivation world and was revered as the Immortal Em 58Reads—Score—14d adds
- 74 After Learning to Speak with Animals, I Became the Hardest Worker in the Industry 听懂动物说话后，我成了业界劳模 [No romance] [Minor golden finger] [Rescuing strays] [Saving money and getting by] [Relaxed, slow-paced] [A happy story about an ordinary person with family, friends, money, and gossip] I'm Gu Yan. I quit my job so I could lie flat in comfort. But nobody told me I'd have to take on so many part-time jobs before I could lie flat. After finishing overtime, overworked office drone Gu Yan was licked by a stray cat on her way home. When she woke up, she could understand the chatter of fluffy animals! 90Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 75 When the Apocalypse Came, the Four of Us Scraped by in the Dorm 末日来临，我们四个在宿舍苟活 [System + Superpowers + No Rebirth] A few days before the apocalypse breaks out, the four of them suddenly have the same dream. Wait, the events in the dream seem so familiar... There have already been similar reports in Country X. We probably won't be safe in a few days, so let's just hole up in the dorm! “Ding! Congratulations, Hosts! You have been bound to the Survival System. If you make it through the first hundred days of the apocalypse, all four Hosts will awaken superpowers!” A System? W 254Reads6.2Score10114d adds
- 76 The Sweet Young Lady Speaks Beast Language, Commands Ten Thousand Beasts, and Is Cherished by the Whole Nation 娇娇女会兽语，御万兽，举国皆宠 [Beast Taming + Animal Speech + Face-Slapping + Beloved by All] After Yu Shiqi was reborn, she was surprised to discover that her talent for speaking with animals and her bloodline powers had returned with her. Her aunt-by-marriage was framed as infertile? Wait, the swallow outside the window spotted something wrong with the bracelet. She's being hunted? No problem, the wolves will protect her. Her scumbag father took bribes, but there's no evidence? Wait, I'll have the magpie at the Chancellor' 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 77 Maxed-Out Animal Affinity: The Gentle Beauty Who Charms Every Beast 动物亲和MAX，温柔美人万兽迷 [Interstellar beast world + many males, few females + heroine-focused + all the men are chaste and exemplary males + male rivalry turning into a battlefield + sweet, indulgent romance + cuddly fluffy cubs + no female rivalry] After opening her eyes again, terminally ill Wen Jingshu finds herself in the interstellar beast world of the year 3024. Here, males outnumber females, and females are revered. Fortunate enough to receive the favor of the Mother Goddess of Life, Wen Jingshu naturally awaken 4.6kReads8.8Score47814d adds
- 78 Beast World Transmigration: The Healing Little Darling 穿越兽世：治愈系的奶团子 [Not 1v1 + Slow-Burn Coming-of-Age + Doted on Exclusively + Not a Strong Female Lead + Sweet, Soft Little Female + Having Babies] [Content warning: Too many setbacks early on. If that might put you off, read with caution!] [Emphasis: This is NOT a strong female lead!] After transmigrating to the Beast World, Li Xingyue discovered she had become a little cub! Luckily, a big tiger carefully raised her until she became the most beautiful cub in the Beast World. She could recognize every plant here 289Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 79 Help! I Woke Up to Find I Had a Husband in a Vegetative State 救命，一觉醒来多了个植物人老公 [Transmigration + Strong Female Lead + Farming + Animal Communication + Divine Physician + Sweet Romance] When Qian Duoduo woke up, she found a wild chicken stomping on her with its feet, squawking, "I'm gonna stomp you to death! You chicken murderer!" She stared in bewilderment, then realized she'd transmigrated, and the chicken could talk! No, she could understand animals! Dizzy with hunger, Qian Duoduo fixed her eyes on the chicken, practically drooling. The chicken's feathers stood on end. " 1.9kReads9.1Score30114d adds
- 80 After Going to the Countryside, I Lie Flat by Listening to Animals' Thoughts 下乡后，我依靠动物心声，躺平了 Cao Yuanhua has had the ability to understand animals' thoughts ever since she was little. She goes to her maternal grandmother's home, hundreds of kilometers from her hometown of Jincheng, and becomes one of countless young people sent to the countryside. Here, she uses the animals' sensitivity to changes in the weather. Her grandfather becomes famous near and far as an old hand at predicting weather changes by watching the sky. His forecasts benefit all of Liu Family Bay and several neighborin 97Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 81 Love from the Heavens: The King's Beloved Queen Speaks Beast 萌从天降：王的宠后会兽语 When animal keeper Mu Yaoyao jumped in to save a reckless child who had fallen into Tiger Mountain, she ended up in a tiger's jaws herself!!! Overnight, she transmigrated into the body of a condemned prisoner... Using her ability to speak with animals, she escaped her predicament, thrived, and even became a favorite of the emperor! In the imperial study, a certain emperor was cutting something out with scissors. “Your Majesty, Mu Yaoyao is playing mahjong in the imperial garden with tigers and l 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 82 No More Slacking: The Prince’s Favorite Concubine’s Daily Grind 不当咸鱼，王府宠妾的内卷日常 [Transmigration + cutthroat household competition + no slacking off + ambitious heroine] Shen Wei, a die-hard rat-race fanatic, transmigrated into the lowest-ranking maid in a prince’s manor. Prince Yan held a position of great prestige, but all his wives and concubines had given up trying. The princess consort, born to a prestigious family, was as aloof as a chrysanthemum. The secondary consort wanted lifelong monogamy. The reborn woman had lost all hope in Prince Yan and was content to lie fla 69kReads9.4Score8.7k14d adds
- 83 My Empress Weighs Ninety Jin, and Eighty-Five Jin of That Is Rebellion 朕的皇后九十斤，有八十五斤反骨 [Both leads are devoted to each other + contrasting personalities + self-serving heroine + satisfying and sweet + mutual pampering] Lin Xiaoxiao, an overworked corporate drone, transmigrates into the body of a wicked empress. The emperor has ignored her for four years, despises her, and sees her as the greatest shame of his life! The crown prince hates her as his mother and plans to whip her corpse once he grows up and turns evil! The empress dowager is deeply calculating, treating her like a lo 751Reads8.9Score11514d adds
- 84 The Prime Minister Is Acting Strange: Weren’t We Supposed to Divorce? 丞相大人不对劲说好的和离呢 [Marriage first, love later + sweet romance + satisfying revenge + pure romance with no cheating] Ruan Qinghuan transmigrates into a book and becomes the wife of the abstinent Chancellor He An. She marries into the Chancellor’s residence at eighteen and is cast aside at twenty. She only has to wait two years to be free. When He An brings Liu Yueru home, Ruan Qinghuan acts as though it has nothing to do with her and doesn’t ask a single question. Her maid thinks she’s heartbroken and has decided 3.1kReads8.1Score25314d adds
- 85 The Transmigrated Villainess Takes It Easy, but the Regent Reads Her Mind 穿越女配，摆烂后被摄政王读心了 [Transmigration + System + one person can hear her thoughts + sweet romance + adored by everyone + mutually devoted couple + little palace and household intrigue + historical romance] After passing through 999 small worlds, Bai Shu finally transmigrated into the last one. She thought she was a legitimate daughter of the prime minister’s household, born into wealth and privilege. Instead, she turned out to be a cannon-fodder supporting character! A stepping stone for a fortune-hunting man’s caree 8.3kReads9.2Score1.1k14d adds
- 86 The Adorable Baby of the Miracle Doctor Consort: Turning the Tables and Becoming a Phoenix 医妃萌宝，逆袭成凰 [Satisfying revenge on scumbags + powerful male and female leads + doting family + adorable child + portable space] Wen Jin, a medical genius, accidentally transmigrated into the body of an ugly woman obsessed with handsome men. She woke up on her wedding night. “Your Highness, let me explain. I’m not…” It hurts! I want to cry! The original owner was both a pretty-face addict and a desperate simp. She’d provoked a short-tempered prince and gotten herself killed. Luckily, Wen Jin had her medical 8.6kReads9.1Score2.3k14d adds
- 87 Body Swap: The God of War Prince Takes Over My Household Battles 身体互换：战神王爷替我宅斗 [1v1, Fun Romantic Comedy, HE, Wise and Cool-Headed Young Lady vs. Adorable God of War Prince, Both Chaste, Happy Ending] The people of the Jiang household notice that their young lady has been acting strangely lately. The young lady used to be quiet and gentle. Now she’s still quiet, but there’s a murderous aura about her. In the garden, her sweet-talking younger sister affectionately reaches to link arms with her. Ye Zhan dodges at once, her voice full of disdain. “If you want to talk, then ta 10.9kReads9.1Score1.6k14d adds
- 88 Four Little Treasures Arrive: The God of War's Wife Is a Big Shot 四宝来袭，战爷娇妻是大佬 By a twist of fate, Third Master Zhan, drugged and set up by a scheming white lotus, mistakenly ended up in bed with another woman. Well, he’d mistakenly slept with her, but she ended up pregnant, and his aim was incredible: four babies at once! Third Master Zhan was left utterly stunned: The four babies are mine, and the gorgeous tycoon’s wife is mine. Did I save the entire galaxy or something? 1.9kReads8.8Score30914d adds
- 89 A Zombie Mom's Diary of Raising a Child 丧尸妈妈带娃记 Given another life, I return to the days before the apocalypse. Watch me stockpile all kinds of things. Oh no, I accidentally turned into a zombie. What do I do? At least I still have my memories. I’ll look for my family. I’m a beginner, and this is my first time writing. Please be patient with me. I write whatever comes to mind. The heroine is a zombie, and she thinks zombies don’t need to use their brains. So there’s no logic at all. Please don’t take it too seriously. I’ve tried my best 58Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 90 Apocalypse Descends: Brother, I Don't Owe You Anything Anymore 末世降临：哥哥我不欠你们了 [Apocalypse + System space + stockpiling + everyone's darling + an absurdly powerful golden finger + no CP] Sang Ling opened her eyes and realized she had been reborn, ten days before the zombie outbreak. Only moments ago, she'd been bitten by zombies while saving her two older brothers and turned into a zombie who was still conscious. Unable to accept becoming one of them, she jumped off a building to end her life. She thought she was finally free, but she had been reborn... 567Reads6.8Score11314d adds
- 91 The Open Plot 阳谋 The story of Tang Jun, a newly appointed civil servant, rising swiftly through the ranks! 6.5kReads9.0Score75214d adds
- 92 Heavenly Martial Path 武道凌天 In the world of martial arts, the strong rule! Fists and power go hand in hand, and the strong make the rules! A young man defies heaven, rises above his rivals, and forges rules of his own. There’s nothing a single sword can’t settle. If one sword won’t do, use two! The slumbering dragon has awakened; one roar shakes a thousand mountains! With sacred blood in his veins and the sword in his hand, he rises by crushing the geniuses of every world. If you refuse to submit, then fight! This is a pat 14.6kReads8.9Score93214d adds
- 93 The Nine Dragons Return to One Art 九龙归一诀 He gains a treasure of chaos and cultivates the Nine Dragons Returning as One. He cleaves through the sun, moon, and stars, and slays demons from the ages. With Lu Chen's arrival, the winds and clouds stir, and the gods and ghosts of the Myriad Worlds tremble. Drunk in the arms of beautiful women, he brings joy to their faces; with the Three Thousand Great Dao, he saves all living beings. 36.6kReads9.1Score96714d adds
