Modern High Martial Arts with a Touch of Humor 都市高武，有点幽默

1. 1 我 I'm Not Mentally Ill! There's Just a God Living Inside Me 我不是精神病！我只是体内有尊神 Lie Flat Salty Fish Bishop躺平的咸鱼主教Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Comedic, Absurd Shenanigans] [Pure Fun] [There May Be a Tiny Bit of Angst, But It Won't Affect the Absurd, Laugh-Out-Loud Plot] [No Cliches] [Good Values] [No CP, Not an Invincible Power Fantasy (Read at Your Own Risk!)] This book contains some adult and disturbing content. Please read with caution. There is no female lead! The protagonist will not fall in love with or flirt with any character! Don't see a pretty woman and immediately call her the female lead, then curse me out! (▼ヘ▼#) The fla 8.3kReads9.4Score914Shelves

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   It's really good. Many details in this book are shocking. It's my favorite article.

2. 2 妖 Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm 妖尸不可食？快，趁热送我家火葬 Sallow Little Face小脸蜡黄Urban2.9M WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Passionate] [Demonic beasts invade] [Not reborn] [Funny] If you want a lone-wolf protagonist, you can swipe away. The protagonist, Jiang Ping, is a passionate young man. He can be calculating, and he can be moved. He’s a real person, with classmates, friends, parents, and teachers. Spatial rifts opened, and demonic beasts invaded the land. Everyone knew that demonic beast corpses were inedible, and eating them would turn you into a contaminated being. By chance, Jiang Ping obtain 76.9kReads8.8Score10.2kShelves

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   Oh, China's love for food

3. 3 让 I Was Asked to Manage a Class of Good-for-Nothings, So How Did It Become the Martial God Hall? 让你代管废材班，怎么成武神殿了 A Heart Facing the Sun向阳的心Urban4.9M WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + slow-burn character growth early on + fake enlightenment + comedy + teacher-student bond (it only takes off in the middle and later parts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing)] Three homeroom teachers were driven away in half a month. Class Five, Grade One was full of little tyrants, and every student was a hopeless martial arts talent. Even with the director of academic affairs offering an extremely generous salary, no one would take charge of them. That was when Su Yang act 72.3kReads9.4Score5.8kShelves

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   It's very interesting, the protagonist is very strong, and sometimes very funny. His students develop in places he never imagined.

4. 4 不 The Not-So-Cold Magician 不太冷的魔术师 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 359.7kReads9.5Score32.1kShelves

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   The soul traveled to another world, the magician in the previous life, how wonderful is this life? Take a closer look at the unpredictable magic!!!! Shocked the world!!!

5. 5 一 One Soul Ring Every Second: My First Soul Ring Is One Hundred Thousand Years Old 一秒一魂环年限，第一魂环十万年 Thief with Kidney Deficiency做贼肾虚Urban3.3M WordsOngoing Luo Feng transmigrates to a high-martial world and obtains the Infinite Soul Master Enhancement System. It grants him points every second, which he can use to enhance his soul rings, soul skills, soul bones, and more... While other people’s martial souls are still common, low-grade, or mid-grade, Luo Feng already has two martial souls: a Heaven-Demon Godslayer Spear of innate quality, and an Ancestral Dragon Essence of supreme quality. While other people’s first soul rings are only ten or a hun 57.4kReads8.6Score4.7kShelves

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   Urban Gaowu also reads cool articles. There are various types. See if there is anything that suits your taste.

6. 6 S You Turned Down an S-Rank Bone Dragon for a C-Rank Zombie? S级骨龙你不要，你选C级僵尸？ Big Silly Fish一只大笨鱼Urban1.4M WordsCompleted The undead invade, and the world ends. To survive, humanity signs contracts with the undead and fights demons. Powerful undead become humanity's ultimate goal. On Contract Day, Wang Yu goes against the grain. He turns down the SSS-rank Undead Bone Dragon King and the SSS-rank Bone Dragon Knight, choosing instead a gaunt, malnourished zombie... All because he has an incredibly powerful Evolution System. “If the undead can't save the world, then surely my undead can evolve into Pangu!” At eigh 10.2kReads8.4Score1.2kShelves
7. 7 神 Divine Journey: I Stand Above the Gods 神游：我立于神上 I'm a Leo我是狮子座Urban1.4M WordsCompleted In the third era since the God Game descended upon the world, Wang Meng transmigrated into it. Influenced by an unknown factor, he awakened a second talent. From then on, he pummeled the peerless geniuses of his generation, kicked the monsters of the myriad races, and ultimately stood above the gods. P.S. Just a heads-up, this novel is ultimately going to slaughter the gods. The attributes will be absolutely insane, and even a hundred million will count as a small fry~ 8.7kReads7.6Score560Shelves
8. 8 亡 Necromancer: My Skills Level Up Once Every Second 亡灵召唤师：技能每秒升级一次 Suit-Wearing Rogue西装狂徒Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Feel-good story + no female lead + invincible protagonist + dungeon progression] After changing class to become a Necromancer, he can level up a skill once every second, with no upper limit. The upgrades are permanent. [Little Skeleton Summoning] - [Big Skeleton Summoning] - [Elite Skeleton Summoning] - [Epic Skeleton Summoning] [Darkbane Skeleton Summoning] [Twilight Skeleton Summoning] After countless upgrades: [Summoning the Return of the Great Bone Emperor] Infinite upgrades, never-endi 10.1kReads7.8Score876Shelves
9. 9 血 1 HP, 10,000 Shield: Is This How You Play a Berserker? 血量1滴盾1万，你就这么玩狂战 Fellow Daoist Muggle麻瓜道友Urban1.0M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a world of class changes, Lin Yu drew the most useless class from the start: Berserker. He could only gain combat power by sacrificing his health. Sell too little and it was useless; sell too much and he’d die. Everyone thought Lin Yu was finished, unaware that he also had a shield System. From the start, he had a shield with ten times his health, and attacks were deducted from the shield first. He dared to sacrifice as much health as others were willing to, and even mo 11.9kReads7.7Score1.1kShelves
10. 10 朕 I'm Already the Emperor, So Why Do I Have to Fight Monsters and Level Up Myself? 朕都是皇帝了，还亲自打怪升级？ Descending from the Emerald Mountain at Dusk暮从碧山下Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Games have descended into reality, turning the world's rules upside down! In this world, your class determines everything! Some awaken life classes and amount to nothing, while others awaken combat classes and set off on thrilling adventures. On the day of his class change, Su Ming awakens the unique hidden class: First Emperor! He is blessed with two god-tier talents. Mandated by Heaven: All class skill effects are increased tenfold! May He Live Forever: Immune to all negative damage effects, a 8.3kReads7.5Score755Shelves
11. 11 退 After Retirement, My Wife Brought People to Arrest Me 退休后，老婆带人来抓我了 Storytelling Lazy讲故事的LazyUrban1.9M WordsCompleted From the start, a beautiful woman proposed to him. Liu Xuedong was a fake psychologist and, in reality, an S-Rank Cleaner. Just as he was happily anticipating a perfect life, he realized things weren't going quite the way he'd imagined… Wait, isn't my wife the one I hate most? (A professional writer registered with the Provincial Writers Association. Credentials verified, so read with confidence.) (My new book is out, God's Business Company. Thanks for your support.) 58kReads9.0Score5kShelves

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    This is good, not so brainless

12. 12 背 The Celestial Court Has My Back, and You Expect Me to Believe in a Supernatural Revival? 背靠天庭仙神，你和我说诡异复苏 Six Big Heads六个大脑瓜Urban625k WordsCompleted [Strange tales + expert at slaying demons and vanquishing monsters + flashy, funny wish-fulfillment + ruthless, not a self-sacrificing saint] Gu Xuan had just graduated from high school and planned to spend his summer vacation working a part-time job to earn some tuition money. Who could have known that supernatural horrors had already begun to reawaken across the globe, with demons, monsters, and ghosts quietly appearing everywhere? As it happened, Gu Xuan awakened the Immortal and Divine Inher 24.7kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
13. 13 大 My Freshman Internship: You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban3.9M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 685.3kReads9.5Score50.1kShelves
14. 14 吞 Born with a Gift for Devouring Ghosts and a Glutton’s Appetite, I Eat My Way into a New Era 吞鬼天赋配饕餮，大口吃出新世纪 Dao Changge道长歌Urban2.5M WordsCompleted (The animated series adaptation, “Eerie Awakening: My Talent Is Ghost Devouring,” is now available. Come watch!) In the vast cosmos, countless planets have each developed their own cultivation systems. Magic, battle aura, mechanical ascension, immortal cultivation, spirits, insectoid races, beastfolk, elves… On every planet, those who cultivate their planet’s primary system to the point of breaking through the realm can enter the greater universe. Here, countless races stand in competition, an 12.7kReads8.2Score1.3kShelves
15. 15 大 The Young Lady's Personal Trouble-Making Sidekick 大小姐的专属惹事跟班 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban1.6M WordsCompleted My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k 86.5kReads9.2Score10.1kShelves

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    High scores, funny articles 1. "The Crying Villain Lady, asks you not to mess with the protagonist (Angry Crying Lady)" "The arrogant lady turns into a cute girl when she meets the protagonist! "The Crying Villain Lady" takes you to witness the transformation of weakness and armor. The protagonist is sinister and witty, and step by step makes this arrogant lady lower her figure, with tears in her eyes. A game of power, an emotional entanglement, see how they fall in love and kill each other!" 2. "The Monster Corpse Is Inedible?" Hurry, send it to my house for cremation while it's hot." "Cowardly or courageous? The protagonist of "Monster Corpses Are Inedible?" Is a young man who accidentally became an expert in handling demon corpses. He uses his wisdom and courage to uncover thrilling mysteries. His timidity and bravery coexist, making you laugh out loud in horror and feel your heartbeat in laughter!" 3. "The Awakening of Heavenly Creatures: I Can Imprint Everything" "Is he a genius or a madman? The protagonist of "The Awakening of Nature" is a young man with the ability to imprint all things. His calmness and persistence make him unrivaled on the road of cultivation. This book takes you to witness a legend from ordinary to extraordinary and feel the protagonist's unique character charm!" 4. "Don't Call Me Devil" "Is he a devil or a savior? The protagonist of "Don't Call Me Devil" is a powerful being who has been misunderstood. Deep in his heart is gentleness and firmness. In this world where darkness and light intersect, he uses his strength to protect justice and his faith to challenge fate. A book that allows you to see different heroes!" 5. "I am a good person, but you say I am a disaster?" "Is he a scourge or a blessing? The protagonist of "I'm a Good Man" is a misunderstood kind man. His optimism and tenacity allow him to continue to grow in adversity. This book allows you to witness an ordinary person's counterattack and feel the protagonist's indomitable spiritual power!" 6. "Look down on security guards?" Little Iron Fist is here! (One Punch Security!)" "Is he a little person or a big hero? The protagonist of "One Punch Security" is a seemingly ordinary security guard, but he possesses extraordinary strength and firm will. His straightforwardness and loyalty allow him to stand up and protect justice at critical moments. This book allows you to appreciate the big feelings of the little man and feel the iron fist and tenderness of the protagonist!"

16. 16 这 Something's Off About This Demon Prince 这个魔子不对劲 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban5.7M WordsCompleted The Sacred Heavenly Gate stands across the vault of heaven, while the Space-Time Demon Abyss lays waste to the mortal world. When twelve spirit springs burst forth from the earth, and the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown that no one else dared to bear and become the king of a new era. My name is Ren Jie! A man should live to be a hero! 200kReads9.4Score18.8kShelves
17. 17 真 Maxed-Out True Damage: I’ll Slay Even Ghosts and Gods for You to See! 真伤拉满，连鬼神也杀给你看！ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 50.2kReads9.3Score3.5kShelves
18. 18 这 This Security Guard’s the Real Deal: When Trouble Hits, He Really Runs! 这保安能处，有事他真跑！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 32.4kReads8.6Score3.5kShelves
19. 19 高 High Martial: My Cultivation Equals the Combined Total of My Classmates' 高武：我的修为等于全班总和 The Lazy Cat's Landlord懒猫的房东Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [High Martial Arts + Satisfying Power-Ups + An Original Workhorse Cultivation System] Lu Yuan transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and obtains a System. Can he gain the combined cultivation of his entire class and tally up his classmates' qi and blood every day? When his classmates get stronger, Lu Yuan gets stronger too! From then on, he has only one job. Get his classmates to cultivate hard while he gets stronger lying down! Lu Yuan: “Only those who endure hardship can rise above the res 16.2kReads8.5Score1.3kShelves
20. 20 开 Starting with the Blue Star at My Back? One Fist and One Halberd to Crush All Races 开局背靠蓝星？一拳一戟镇万族 The Pen Tip Circles the Divine笔尖绕神Urban675k WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Starry Sky] [Prodigies] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Overwhelming From the Start] "The way of the cautious: There's no such thing as being too slick, only slicker. You'll foresee every danger and only pull out a sucker punch at the crucial moment. Even if a whole domain turns to ash and the universe is destroyed, you'll remain completely untouched. Your only hobby is collecting beautiful women." "The way of dominance: You'll have the greatest cultivation talent and the strongest comb 9.7kReads8.8Score615Shelves
21. 21 高 High Martial: My Combat Skills Are Divine, and You’re Cutting My Subsidy? 高武：我武技通神，你扣我补助？ Happy Little Dong欢乐小东Urban2.6M WordsCompleted A high-martial-arts world. The strong thrive, while the weak perish. Lin Tian is weak, so he gets bullied and is as insignificant as an ant in this troubled age. This makes no sense! My martial skills have reached divine mastery, and you're still cutting my benefits? It's not that the benefits are worth much. Taking them is simply better value for money. What no one knows is that Lin Tian has awakened the Martial Skill Special Effects System. “Please purchase the A-rank effect, Myriad Thunder Su 39kReads8.9Score3.2kShelves
22. 22 我 I Have a Magical Wardrobe 我有一个百变衣柜 Li Yuanmeng李圆梦Urban287k WordsOngoing Time travel, color creation. A wardrobe of endless looks, a mysterious woman. Different eras each have their own colors and realms. Every magical outfit has unique abilities and its own serial number. My name is Tang Xiaoyuan, and I travel through different eras with a mysterious woman. I have more than just lots of colors. I also have a wardrobe that can transform into anything. 15Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    Today's Outfit: Invisible Gray What I wear determines who I am. Student blue school uniform, assassin black shadow outfit, imperial purple robe... My wardrobe has no seasons, only eras. Until that pure black robe revealed my real name - it turned out that I was the "clothing" being collected.

23. 23 提 Logged In Early! With Health Bars in Sight, How Could I Lose? 提前登录！能看到血条我怎么输？ Little Belly Fish肚肚鱼Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Character build] [Health bar] [Horrors] [Martial artists] [Sequence] In 2035, a fully immersive game called Dark Realm hit the market and instantly took the world by storm. But a year later, the game descended into reality. Flesh-eating horrors, murderous foreign races, and paranormal Ascendants brought about the apocalypse and drove humanity to extinction. Zhang Qing is reborn two years earlier and is shocked to discover that his headset has returned with him. So he logs in ahead of time! Rebo 137kReads9.2Score11.1kShelves
24. 24 仙 The Fairy Asked If You’d Done It, and You Made Her Fly 仙子问你开没开，你让仙子飞起来 Changshou Can't Fly长寿不会飞Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [Signed for publication] [High martial arts + wish fulfillment + total domination + fast-paced + ruthless] “Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You’re no match for him, so hurry up and forfeit...” “You knocked him to his knees?!” “Ye Li, why did you apply to the top of the five great academies? Didn’t your teacher tell you not to get complacent and to keep your feet on the ground... You’ve already been granted early admission?!” “Ye Li, this strange beast rules the whole region. We’r 147.7kReads9.1Score10.6kShelves
25. 25 高 High Martial: Devouring the Reborn, I Gain the Divine Power of Fate 高武：吞噬重生者，获得命运神通 Tong Mo瞳默Urban769k WordsCompleted [Veteran Author of High-Martial-Arts Fiction + High-Quality, Nine-Point Rating + Passionate, Explosive Power Fantasy + Short, High-Octane Completed Novel] At his high school graduation ceremony, Xu An accidentally triggers the “Stone Inscription of Fate” hidden deep in his soul. Humanity will be exterminated in five years. Each time a major event that changes the future occurs, he gains a divine ability of fate. [Heaven-Defying Comprehension: Communicate with the power of fate to raise your comp 17kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves
26. 26 高 High Martial: I Stomped an Nascent Soul Realm Cultivator to Death from the Start, and the System Freaked Out 高武：开局踩死元婴，系统吓疯了 Fish Above the Clouds云上鱼Urban470k WordsCompleted In a high-martial world, monsters run rampant. Su Li accidentally transmigrates. Unfortunately, education is for the poor and martial arts for the rich. With his mediocre talent, the martial path seems hopelessly out of reach. Just as the college entrance exams are drawing near [Ding-dong! The System detects that the Host has transmigrated and is now in a fantasy-world plane!] [Ding! An army ant is detected up ahead. Conceal your presence!] Fantasy world? But I’m in a high-martial world. Su Li l 1.3kReads7.2Score161Shelves
27. 27 诡 Weird High Martial Arts, but I Can Add Deep Crimson Stats 诡异高武，但我能深红加点 Pour a Bowl of Wine斟一碗酒Eastern Fantasy572k WordsCompleted Bai Xiao transmigrates to a bizarre world of high martial arts, where the city is surrounded by thick fog from the start and zombies roam within it. All he has learned is the beginner-level, third-rate martial art Eagle Claw. But he has a Crimson Panel. Simply touching monsters or their corpses earns him points, which he can use to directly increase his martial arts levels! Even with third-rate martial arts, if I max them out, I can slay gods and destroy Buddhas! A thousand levels of Eagle Claw: 547Reads6.8Score—Shelves
28. 28 入 I Joined the Paranormal Affairs Bureau, and the Beautiful Director Is the Ultimate Villain 入职异管局，美女局长是终极反派 Angry Frozen Cabbage愤怒的冻白菜Urban120k WordsOngoing [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Mad, Blunt Heroine + Satisfying Demon-Hunting + White-Moonlight Love Interest Turns Out to Be the Boss + Epic Seven Deadly Sins Team Battles] Shen Yan appears to be the weakest rookie at the Special Affairs Bureau. In secret, he's the sole heir to a top conglomerate, the only person in the world to possess the Primordial Flame, and the only son of a legendary demon-hunting couple. The gentle deputy director has eyes only for him and openly acts affectionate with —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Gentle Bai Yueguang is actually the mastermind behind the scenes, and the protagonist steps into a fatal trap step by step. It is full of excitement and suspense, and it is a book that can be entered into!

29. 29 乡 A Fortune in Rural Seclusion 乡村隐居有财运 Captivating引人入胜的Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Ye Meng arrived in Kaoshui Village, rented a few little houses, and planned to lie flat in seclusion. Who knew a mysterious energy would appear inside him? In this little village, his fortune began to soar! 47Reads7.0Score—Shelves
30. 30 星 The Star Mark Gate 星痕之门 Wei Jie伪戒Urban6.1M WordsOngoing There are Star Gates in this world. Everyone who enters becomes a god. Ren Ye has already served two and a half years in prison when a mysterious visitor suddenly comes to see him. The visitor says, “If you’re willing to take part in a game, you can walk out of here right now. The price is… you might die.” Many years later, Ren Ye stands alone within a Star Gate, looking back on the past. Many of the faces in his memories have grown indistinct… 2024: The tide is coming, and the travelers keep wa 59.7kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves

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