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1. 1 开 A Trillion in Spending Money from the Start: The Gorgeous Heiress Is a God of Wealth 开局万亿败家资金：神豪她美又飒 From Today On, I'll Be a Godly Tycoon从今天开始当神豪Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted [Female-led romance + spendthrift System + befriending rich heirs + multiple handsome men] Many years later, a reporter asked the richest woman in the country, Ming Mei: “May I ask what your secret was to becoming the richest person in the country?” Ming Mei pushed up her sunglasses and said, “Because I’m a spendthrift.” 136.2kReads9.3Score22.1kShelves

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   These are all okay, everyone has their own preferences.

2. 2 神 Tycoon: After Becoming a Rich Woman, the Whole World Falls for Me 神豪：变成富婆后全世界都爱上我 Kogawa Sakurana古川樱奈Modern Romance424k WordsCompleted [No Male Lead + Pure Wish Fulfillment + System + Face-Slapping + Female Lead Who Plays the Field] Yan Ying gets cheated on right from the start, then unexpectedly gains a rich-lady System. All she has to do when she wakes up each day is spend money. Chanel, Gucci: she buys it all. What? A 15-million-yuan watch? Pocket change! Ring it up! 323Reads8.6Score—Shelves
3. 3 绑 I Got Rich After Binding a Sign-In System 绑定签到系统后我暴富了 Mo Ran Ziyu墨染子渔Modern Romance784k WordsCompleted [New book: After a System Fell from the Sky, I Got a Ton of Real Estate. Cuties, please show it lots of support!] Ding! Sign-in at Shengtian Yunjing Residential Community successful. Reward: one king villa in Shengtian Yunjing! Ding! Sign-in at Beihua Bookshop successful. Reward: Host gains mastery of calligraphy! Ding! Sign-in at Auto Expo City successful. Reward: Host receives one Lamborghini Sian! … Ruan Qiqi could hardly believe it. Had the System really carried her to success just like tha 6.9kReads8.7Score600Shelves
4. 4 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 108.1kReads9.5Score15.2kShelves

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   She is a fun-loving person who is always on the way to show off, and she is allowed to do it every time. There are three things a person should do in life: show off! Show off! Show off!

5. 5 九 Uncle Nine: Simplifying Cultivation Starting at the Funeral Parlor 九叔：从义庄开始简化修仙 Half a Step Through the Years半步年华Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted [Uncle Jiu + charity hall + Taoist priest + growth + System + cultivation + cunning schemer] Lin Luo transmigrates to Uncle Jiu’s world and becomes his eldest disciple. After ten years of keeping a low profile, he finally awakens the Simplification System! Every skill and cultivation method can be simplified! The Shangqing Breathing Technique is simplified: breathe! The Shangqing Great Grotto Scripture is simplified: breathe deeply! The Shangqing Lightning Fist is simplified: generate static ele 45.6kReads8.9Score4.3kShelves

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   Unique setting: The protagonist has a simplified system that can simplify complex cultivation techniques. This setting is both novel and interesting.

6. 6 全 The Whole Villainous Family Hears My Thoughts and Gives Up, Eating Gossip Together 全家反派读我心声，集体摆烂吃瓜 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Modern Romance374k WordsCompleted [Gossip System + Hilarious Comedy + The Whole Family Can Read Minds] After living for 20 years, Su An’an suddenly gets a gossip System and learns that the world she lives in is a book, and that her entire family are villains. Su An’an: ...Her family are villains? At the same time, the Su family suddenly gains the ability to hear Su An’an’s thoughts. Our whole family are villains? How could that be! We’re all law-abiding citizens! And so they begin their journey of gossiping and slacking off... W 5kReads9.0Score679Shelves

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   These two books, anyway, I read them from beginning to end, rolling on the bed [face covering]

7. 7 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 57.9kReads9.5Score140kShelves

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   These two books, anyway, I read them from beginning to end and rolled on the bed [face covering]

8. 8 反 Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 370.2kReads9.5Score62.6kShelves

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   I originally watched Douyin. Later updates were too slow to follow the novel. It was still too slow. It was very interesting and hilarious.

9. 9 癫 Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 369.6kReads9.8Score54.8kShelves

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   I really recommend these two books. They are so funny and funny. The male and female protagonists are both funny. The female protagonist is just a funny girl who doesn't care about the life and death of others. Hahahaha.

10. 10 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 126.6kReads9.7Score14.1kShelves
11. 11 闺 Best Friends Transmigrate to the 1970s! One Marries the Uncle, the Other the Nephew, and They Live Across the Hall 闺蜜一起穿七零！嫁舅甥，住对门 Qian Yu黔渔Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Military Marriage + Period Setting + Both Male Leads Are Devoted + Sweet Romance + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Family Life + Funny Early on] Wen Tang and her best friend Chi Yue found a novel about a real and fake heiress on a fiction website. Unlike other stories of its kind, the two heiresses weren't rivals but helped each other. They went to the countryside together, got married together, and even married an uncle and his nephew. Then they built their fortunes togethe 8.5kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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    This is very funny, I feel like every sentence is a joke, I really laughed out loud. Best friends wear them together, unite to educate the husband's family, and cultivate husbands with three obediences and four virtues

12. 12 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.8kReads9.5Score5.2kShelves
13. 13 逆 Defying Heaven's Cute Beast: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World 逆天萌兽：绝世妖女倾天下 First Day, Seeing the Moon初一见月Ancient Romance6.2M WordsCompleted [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 192.3kReads9.6Score25.8kShelves

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    I'm really convinced by the style of Sha Diao Lao Liu. It's hilarious and refreshing [Like][Like][Like][Like]

14. 14 夺 You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格？京圈千金发癫整顿内娱 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance578k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + ridiculous antics + going off the rails + meme humor + irresistible charm] Yu Tingtang bumps her head and discovers she's the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. Her family cuts ties with her, her boyfriend betrays her, the whole internet curses her, and a stay in a psychiatric hospital is waiting for her! Raised in a Taoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains calm: Better to bury someone else than blame yourself. When reason doesn't work, she just goes completely nuts! On a 15.2kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves

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    I laughed so hard while reading this book in the middle of the night [adoration][adoration][adoration][adoration][adoration]

15. 15 搞 The Funny Taoist Priest 搞笑道长 Clear as a Stream清亮如溪Eastern Fantasy160k WordsCompleted Two Taoist masters and disciples with a knack for being ridiculous live in seclusion in the mountains. Every day, their temple is the scene of one farce after another. Now the two are about to descend the mountain. What bizarre adventures await them...? 1.8kReads—Score185Shelves

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    This pair of master and apprentice, with different personalities but perfect understanding, perform funny farces in the Taoist temple every day, which makes people laugh. Now, they are about to go down the mountain, what kind of strange things will greet them? 🤔 Take you on this wonderful journey and experience the deep friendship between master and apprentice, as well as the mysterious stories in the mountains and forests. 📖

16. 16 废 The Hilarious Life of a Useless Taoist 废材道士的爆笑生活 Happy Little Bunny欢兔子儿Urban129k WordsOngoing [No System] [Mashup] [Laid-Back Urban Life] [Doesn't Play by the Rules] Give it a chance and read ten chapters. If it's not good, feel free to roast me. I'll give you a like for it. Yang Dali unexpectedly inherited a fortune and learned that demons and ghosts really existed in this world. He also inherited his second granduncle's magical powers, and unexpectedly became a Taoist priest. What's more, he was chosen by the Three Realms to be their savior. With two divine beasts sent by the Heavenly 2Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 17 合 The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect 合欢宗废材 Qin Gengxin秦更新Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + traditional fantasy + multiple heroines + espionage + battles of wits] Ye Huan is a disciple so disappointing that even the Hehuan Sect wants nothing to do with him. By chance, he obtains an inheritance, and from then on becomes a man who can hold up the heavens. One way for men to survive in the Hehuan Sect is to become spies. As it happens, Ye Huan is an espionage enthusiast, and with his exceptional powers of logical deduction, he matches wits with all sides on the covert fro 1.7kReads7.2Score156Shelves

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18. 18 日 The Sun and Moon Dual Cultivation Art 日月双修功 Web Novel Xiao Xiaosheng网文笑笑生Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted At the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm, the Immortal Emperor Jing Chengxuan was killed by the Nine Profound Female Immortal Emperor. His soul was reborn in the body of the mortal Jing Chengxuan, who had his dantian destroyed by his bride on their wedding night. Jing Chengxuan cultivates supreme immortal arts, defies fate, and takes revenge on his enemies, making Yun Yiran regret her actions for the rest of her life. He rises step by step, fights his way back to the Immortal Realm, and takes his r 3.4kReads6.2Score460Shelves
19. 19 小 A Little Zombie Went Looking for Brains, Ended Up in the 1970s, and Joined the Army 小丧尸找脑子找到七零后，随军了 Nine Meows Have Something to Say九喵有言Modern Romance1.9M WordsCompleted [Island military romance + transmigration + super-brain genius + special abilities + real and fake heiresses] Zhou Shi is a zombie with brains. She pushes a shopping cart around looking for supplies. Because humans say that if you have food, you have nothing to fear. She uses her brain as a mouth to talk, because she’s heard that if you don’t use your brain, it’ll rust. Her goal in zombie life is to become the most high-class Zombie Queen. High-class means pretty and smart. So this little zombie 21.1kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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    Qin Feng, the eldest son of the Qin family, listened to the system's advice and became a villain. He dug up the supreme bones of his twin brothers and was despised by the world. It was not until many years later that people knew of his good intentions.

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