The Whole Villainous Family Hears My Thoughts and Gives Up, Eating Gossip Together
全家反派读我心声，集体摆烂吃瓜
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 374k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- My Villain Family Hears My Thoughts, and We All Turn into Melon-Eating Beasts全家反派读我心，一起吃瓜变猹Former title · until Oct 2026
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After reading this, I found it so satisfying. The heroine is the favorite of the group and is loved by thousands of people. The most miserable one is the heroine's brother, who is always remembered by others. He has a diamond status and is both pitiful and funny. The melon in it is quite crazy. The whole family is eating melons 🤦 🤦 Tongzi is also super cute, not smart but very capable, and the cp inside is pretty easy to beat [snickering] [snickering] But don't go into the details, the main line is to eat melons and change your destiny
It's quite good-looking, emmm, I just hope the heroine doesn't have any CP [face-covering] Uh... I somehow hope that the heroine's brother and Lu will be together [face-covering]
The heroine has a lovable personality, and I also like the supporting characters. Regardless of whether there is a male protagonist or not, I think Mr. Lu is really good.
The heroine's family is really cute, especially the way the brother and sister get along, they are particularly cute.
Very silly writing. It will be a bit more enjoyable to read, but the article... Can't be read logically, it's a bit of a novice article. If you feel overwhelmed, you can make do with it, and it's okay to have a happy transition 🤦 I'll withdraw it first, it's not easy for the author, so I give it five stars. I'll probably only read a few dozen chapters.
It's really good-looking. I hope the heroine doesn't have CP and can be pampered heartlessly.
It's very interesting. I made myself laugh while reading it. The whole text mainly makes me laugh out loud. Moreover, mind-reading is not as awkward as some mind-reading novels. Relatively speaking, everything has a smooth and natural feeling. The emotional development of the male and female protagonists is not abrupt, which gives people a feeling that they can't get enough. The only shortcoming is that there are too many typos throughout the text, which somewhat affects the viewing experience 😂
It's a very interesting and relaxing story. The heroine of "Su An'an ❤️ Lu Siheng" is the group's favorite. She is loved to no end and she has a system. The whole family can hear her voice, even the male protagonist can hear her, so they become a family who eats melon every day and enjoys it. The two families are married and they are well matched. It's perfect.
It's beautiful, very beautiful. I hope the author will update it soon. This novel is unlike other novels. I can't put it down after reading it for a while.
This novel is very interesting. It is set in a time-traveling book and combines elements of mind-reading and melon-eating. After the protagonist travels through the book, he accidentally allows the whole family of villains to read his own thoughts, and most of these thoughts are complaints about various gossips. From this, the whole family becomes a melon-eating crowd, and they have constant joy in their daily lives. The characters in the book have distinct personalities, each villain has a unique personality, and the interaction with the protagonist is full of fun. The plot is light and humorous, interspersed with some crises and challenges in the daily comedy, and the rhythm is well controlled. The shortcomings are that the logic of some plots is a bit far-fetched, and the mind-reading setting is also suspected of being overused. But overall, it is an easy-going book worth reading.