Conferred God! The crazy girl tore up the plot routine in front of everyone, the system accurately assisted and slapped the troublemaker in the face, a group of fun-loving supporting characters were online to cheer and watch, the crazy batch operation made them laugh until they hit the bed, and the counterattack was full of hilarious scenes!
The protagonist follows the route of a mindless and enjoyable novel, there is no plot to torture the protagonist, and the conflict progresses at a fast pace. It is very suitable for passing time or relaxing, and you will not feel tired.
[Sparrow Food Masterpiece] [Bird Eater Masterpiece] A high-quality, amazing piece of music. The protagonist is really doing business. Many store opening stories are about selling dog meat over sheep's heads. They are either fighting or pretending to be slapped in the face. It's very real business, and the characters are distinctive and mostly funny.
🔥Killing crazy🔥The Scourge Trilogy🔥Part 1 Scourge to Heaven, Scourge to Earth, Scourge to You and Me Him She It "The First Scourge of the Tang Dynasty" Part 2 Rebirth 80 From the scourge in the courtyard to the unparalleled national warrior "Tremble 1980" [laugh][laugh] [Send heart][Send heart][laugh][laugh]
6➕A bookshelf, write a book review, and be happy all day long. There are birds in the sky, fish on the water, and I have tickets in my pocket. We are not good at cultivating immortals, but making money to support our family is my first hand. Others laugh at me for being worthless, but I laugh at everyone, and he cannot wake up from his sleep. Who will catch you in the waves? Looking for needles in the sea, he is looking for the blind. Although you are unknown as a god or immortal, you are number one in the business world. I am optimistic about you. If you ask me what I do, peanuts, melon seeds, and almonds!
Warn! Players set up an "anti-fraud propaganda station" in the dungeon, holding a loudspeaker to teach monsters anti-fraud techniques. The unlimited live streaming has a unique style, and the barrage is "This operation is amazing"~
I feel it's quite abstract. The male protagonist awakens and fuses his organs, but he has no chance to use it in human society. After being reborn as a Zerg, he can finally show off his talents.
"Bring the supplies in first." Yi's voice was calm but contained an unmistakable command, which was particularly clear in the patter of rain. Several people who were already standing on the steps in front of the shopping mall hall shook their soaked clothes together. The cold rainwater flowed down the ends of their hair and the corners of their clothes. The moisture mixed with the sea breeze made their whole bodies stiff, and every inch of their skin was filled with a biting chill. "Um... Is it necessary to move it?" Huai Ji shrank, raised his hand to wipe the rain off his face, and said with a hint of helplessness, "We are all soaked, and even if the supplies are moved in, they will probably be almost wet." "Then tie the boat up first, and never let the tide wash away the boat." Yi Si immediately changed his order. The boat was their only means of transportation in this urban area flooded by sea water. Once lost, the consequences would be disastrous. Huaiji just pulled down the rainproof cloth covering the boat, trying to block the oncoming wind and rain, but the biting cold wind mixed with the heavy moisture suddenly poured into his neck and penetrated along his collar and all over his body, causing him to tremble violently. My brain, which had been frozen by the rain, became a little clearer in an instant, but it also felt even colder. He leaned on the cold and slippery edge of the boat and looked out. The turbid water was gray-black, and the waves were lapping at the shore. Everything in his sight was desolate, and he couldn't help but shudder deeply. The door of the shopping mall was half open, and it was dark inside. Only a few rays of skylight leaked in through the broken windows, making it eerie. "Don't waste time, tie the boat up first." Yihong urged in the mall. "You just yelled, but you didn't come to help." Yihong blew a kiss to Huai Ji with a lollipop in his mouth. After seeing the other person being disgusted, he bent down with satisfaction and asked the other person to help him bring the knife over. The handle of the knife was slippery from the rain, and it was heavy in his hand. By the time the opponent threw the knife over, Yihong's hands and feet were already numb from the cold. He bent down and grabbed the thick hemp rope, staggered up the steps that were half submerged in water, found a strong pillar, wrapped it around in circles, and tied a tight knot. The water was up to his ankles, and the ice made him wince, and he couldn't help but curse. Huaiji was the last one to go ashore. He easily tore off the rainproof cloth from the boat, crumpled it into a ball, and carried it on his shoulders: "Keep this, if you need to use the boat, at least it can block the rain." As soon as he stepped onto the steps, his feet slipped and he almost fell into the water. Fortunately, he reached out to help him. "Be careful." Yi Xi whispered, his eyes had darkened, and he fell at the dark entrance of the mall. "The situation inside is unknown, so stay close and don't run around. And..." Huaiji answered quickly: "I know, I know." He quickly raised his hand, "At this time, apocalyptic novels have to collect supplies, such as lighters, food, drinking water, etc." The four of them walked into the mall hall one after the other. A damp, musty smell mixed with dust came to my face, even colder than the cold wind outside. The ground was full of water, varying in depth, reflecting the gray skylight outside the broken window, and it was impossible to see the end. The shelves were tilted here and there, many products were soaked in water, the packaging was in a mess, and some debris was floating here and there. It was so quiet that the only sound left was the sound of water and their footsteps. Several people were arranging their own tasks, but a few people were still stamping their feet and rubbing their hands, discussing whether to build a fire again, and cursing the damn weather. Yihong rubbed his hands that were purple from the cold and looked around: "This place is so big, isn't there something weird hidden there?" As soon as he finished speaking, there was a soft "click" sound above his head, as if something had broken the glass. "I'll go, you crow's mouth." He Xi was very convinced. Everyone stopped instantly and held their breath. Huaiji's heart tightened, and she subconsciously threw the rainproof cloth behind her, clenching her fists and saying, "Who?" The thing couldn't be seen clearly in the shadow at the top of the stairs. Yihong raised his hand to signal everyone to be silent. He stepped lightly, raised the tip of the knife slightly, and slowly approached the source of the sound. At the same time, Yihong was following behind him, ready to activate [Kong Yan] at any time. The water at the entrance of the stairs was gently pushed away, and everyone saw the ripples being stirred up and hitting the ankles of the two people. A blurry figure slowly walked out from the shadow at the entrance of the stairs. The dome of the shopping mall was broken in several places, and cold rain poured in at an angle. At the same time, the water dripping from the upper floor made a pitter-patter sound. The two sides faced off for a long time, but the other side was never seen. Huai Ji stood behind and subconsciously pulled the two girls behind him: "They are humans or ghosts. Come out and say something!" This move had an immediate effect. The two people in a state of mental stress directly used the ultimate move. In an instant, the fire dragon rushed into the shadows, seemingly leading Yihong around the room. The situation was messy enough. Huai Ji felt that one of her elder sister's hands was being broken free. "Wait, where are you going?" Huai Ji wanted to catch Huai Yin, but He Xi's pull behind him made her miss the opportunity again, and she looked helplessly at her elder sister... "Mannequin?" Not long after, Huai Yin's voice came from the shadows, with a bit of laughter and tears. She reached out and dragged a worn out mannequin, and walked out of the darkness. The clothes on the model were already wet and moldy, and the facial features were blurred. It looked really scary. "Ah?" Huai Ji was filled with anxiety and pain just now, but now he reacted instantly. He was stunned at first, and then he was overjoyed and shouted to the two people who were still running around in the hall on guard, "It's a dummy! It's a dummy model in the mall, a false alarm!" "A false alarm?" Yi seemed to stop, looking at the moment and waving to them with both hands, feeling relieved. The same was true for Yihong, but as soon as his focus shifted away from the three people, he saw a looming figure standing at the corner on the other side of the door. Did he see it wrong? He wiped his eyes and was about to ask Yi Xi if he had seen it, when he saw Yi Xi rushing out beside him. At the same time, the thing finally appeared, its skin was white and wrinkled. It was illuminated by the light outside the door. At this time, the thing had the same smile as Huai Ji, waving to them with one hand from behind Huai Ji. "Why are you still standing there!" He pulled him back with similar words. The scene in front of him turned into Huaiji being thrown to the ground by the monster, Yihong was holding its stinky mouth with his bloody hand from behind, and Huaiyin Hexi also fell to the ground and was about to get up. It seems that Huaiji recommended it. Yihong raised his sword and stepped forward, as if Yihong was still creating opportunities for Yihong. "Up!" Yi Xi sided to avoid it, and Yi Hong's blade slashed across the monster's arm. "Bah!" The flesh was cut open, but there was no bright red blood. Only dark brown viscous liquid splashed out, and the fishy smell exploded instantly. The monster was in pain and roared even louder. It waved its other hand around like crazy, its nails grazing its forearm, leaving a few bloody traces immediately. Upon seeing this, Yihong spit out fire and the monster was burned and avoided. "Wow, Sichuan Opera spits fire." Huai Ji jumped up immediately. "What are you saying there? Go on!" Yihong threw Yi Si over and continued to complain, "What the hell is this? It's so difficult to deal with." Huaiji was almost put to sleep by someone, "Holy shit, are you a human?" "Yeah, this thing may be a human being." "I'm really curious about why your concern is so biased. How did you throw a big living person over here." "Shhh - don't talk, we're doing the operation." At this time, I could already feel that the other party was getting slower and slower. Yihong took advantage of the victory and pursued him. "Why does it feel a little strange..." Yisi sat aside and watched Huaijila's hatred, while Yihong made up for the damage. It looks like the opponent is retreating, but why is it defensive instead of counterattack? Did the blow just now really destroy the opponent's combat effectiveness? Yi seemed to recall Ren Su's behavior at that time, and muttered to himself, was it really Ren Su? That inconsistent smile seemed to linger in my mind for a long time. "No." Yi Si stood up, "Yi Hong, run!" At this moment, Yi Hong was still talking to Huai Ji: "Watch it, brother, this knife will be very handsome." Hearing Yi Si's words, he turned his head and before he could react, he saw a whisper behind him. "Watch it..." Yihong turned around and saw the smile he had just a minute ago on the other person's white and wrinkled face. "This knife will be very handsome!" The water around his feet was sucked away, and the wrinkled face appeared as before. "Oh, that's it?" Yihong was very disappointed, "Aren't you tired of eating all over the world with one move? Can't you try a new one?" Yihong said in a similar voice: "That's not a human cover, it should be a fake one." "So what? I'm not afraid of the real one, can the fake one be on the stage?" "A real person can turn into a fake one." Yihong was about to tell the other party that he had made up his mind, but what he wanted to say at this time was reduced to one sentence. "What are you talking about?" But before he could take the next step, he led everyone away from the place. At this moment, several people came to the breathtaking 888 Su Nai. "I feel heartache," said Huaiji, who had been forced to stay up late in the past few days. "I don't feel pain." "I didn't ask you..." "I don't want you to feel it, I want me to feel it." "So what's going on." Yihong was very unhappy. It was only 800 meters away from the last time, and here it comes again! "There must be something wrong with the rain." "Tell me something useful." "Do you remember the feeling of being caught in the rain?" "Dizziness?" "I think if we get wet with a little more rain, we will end up like that." "Become a dummy?" Yihong was a little scared, but felt something was wrong, "That's not right... There is at least some rain leaking in this shopping mall." "You... You're stupid..." At this moment, Yi seemed to be out of breath while talking and running, "Then where does the water in the mall come from? From the sky? No, it seems to come from the sky. You... You almost got me in." Yihong was taught. Yihong thinks Yihong discovers a blind spot "That's not right, according to you, we have been together for so long, why haven't we changed?" "Do you want to bet on your 50%, no, maybe less than 50% winning rate?" Yihong was taught, Yihong shut up, and Yihong ran away.