
Destroy My Dantian in the Morning, Burn Paper in Front of Your Grave in the Afternoon
上午毁我丹田,下午在你坟前烧纸
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- Completed
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- 4.2M Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 6mo ago
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- Fanqie
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OMG, author, you are so awesome. Your writing style is humorous and witty. Reading your writing makes me feel happy. I support you. Reading your novels is a stress reliever. Like it, like it, like it, keep updating, it's not enough.
Sand sculpture, fantasy, sect, ferocious beasts, cultivation. The combination of these elements, plus the smart and good-looking little junior sister. I fell into this book immediately and couldn't put it down. Five-star praise!
It's beautiful. I haven't seen such an interesting book in a long time. The heroine has three correct views, is not a holy mother, and has a bottom line. The author's writing is very good, humorous, and the story line is complete and perfect [like][like][like]
This is the best novel I have read in the six years I have been reading novels. The heroine has a full character, likeable, filial, does not kill indiscriminately, is not a virgin, is not a charlatan, has brains, and knows how to advance and retreat. She is a perfect heroine in my heart. (I really don't like that kind of arrogant and domineering heroine)
This is a fairy tale that takes an eccentric approach! The heroine has conquered thousands of readers with her unique charm and extraordinary sexy skills! The article also breaks away from the vicious cycle of being wonderful in the early stage of the article about cultivating immortals, but weak in the later stage! The introduction of the article looks familiar! A pitiful little boy who traveled through time, was abused at the beginning, and then switched to the impoverished Xuantian Sect. He had a cute and filial personality, and the money-grubbing and stingy master was well-accompanied! He also captured the hearts of his senior brothers and sisters! The first twenty chapters have single-handedly captured readers! The romance characters of the seniors are even more amazing! Abandoning the superficial coverage of similar articles in the past, I took a new approach and focused on describing the love brains of the senior brother and the second senior brother! With these as two main lines, you will be addicted to it every minute! The senior brother will be poisoned and needs to drink the blood of the original heroine to detoxify it, leading the heroine to make elixirs every time! The second senior brother has a special bloodline. He needs the original heroine to cover up his bloodline and induce the heroine to do something sexy. Only readers can't imagine it, and Feng Xi can't do it! The various minor characters in the article are even more vivid and flesh-and-blood! The master who is greedy for money and stingy, but prefers Feng Xi; Jun Wen who is possessed by a husky; Elder Hai who was the first to be deceived by Feng Xi and became lame; the second senior brother who plays the role of Qingcheng... All of them are amazing!
It's really good to watch. The heroine is super funny. It's really fun to watch. I hope the author will make more movies.
It looks good, the heroine does a lot of tricks, she talks nonsense, she is so good at deceiving people, and every time she steals the original heroine's things, it's quite fun to watch. It would be better if the original heroine went offline earlier, I don't want to see her get so mad [Thinking][Thinking]
Although I doubt that it is the author of Eighty-Eight Jobs, since the author has not admitted it, so be it. It's so funny. I'll learn some vocabulary skills. Although there are relatively few fighting scenes, there's nothing logical about it. Save it, like it and rate it. Anyway, it's another readable book. It's even more painful to wait every day, but after waiting, it's a happy time. It's so funny. Call it brainless, but it's still driven by logic. The heroine's sexy manipulation is hard to guard against. She is not a human being and she has no heart. The brainwashing is too fast and too powerful.
It's good to watch, I wish I had Fengxi's talkativeness~ [Admiration] After watching it for so long, I realized that there is no male protagonist, and it didn't feel out of place when I watched it for the first time, haha, I love the female protagonist who is the only one in the family [Sending my heart][Sending my heart]
I haven't seen such a beautiful article about cultivating immortals for a long time! That's awesome! 🕵️
It looks good. There isn't so much fighting to the death, and there aren't too many disgusting verbal attacks from the bad guys. Each copy isn't particularly long. I like this relaxed and lively atmosphere, but it hasn't been updated yet. I've finished reading it. It's really good. There's a lot of things to learn about how to deal with people and language expressions. Many books are too long and can easily make people tired, so they don't want to read on. But I'm willing to read this book no matter how long it is, because I never know what the non-human heroine will do next, and every time I'm surprised and surprised [laughs]
Tsk, it would be great if Tomato published more novels with such high ratings, vividness, and good plots. They are so good-looking, relaxing and enjoyable, and not boring [eating melon] [eating melon] [sneery laugh] Such a beautiful article, why can't it be updated? I don't understand [eating melon] [eating melon] [asking for more news] [please give me more news]
It's a very good work. It's very fun and refreshing to watch. It's very natural. The writing is lively. I also like the characters and all aspects of the setting. I hope the writing style will remain unchanged until the end [Love] [Love] [Love] [Love] [Love] [Love] Thank you author for giving me a happy experience! To be honest, the title of the work delayed me from discovering it in time. I looked at the title several times but didn't get it. I finally read it because of the high ratings [laughing and crying]
Emma! So pretty! ! Gaga funny! ! Waiting for updates every day! A purely funny article about cultivating immortality. I laughed so hard that I hit the bed. The author should be surfing the Internet at 12G. The good memes are all relatively popular and new ones. It's so funny. Hahaha. The writing is very good and has a strong sense of immersion! Each character is very well-drawn and memorable. Each brother has his own personality and background story. The character creation is great! There is no problem with the logic. It is funny and enjoyable. I personally don't think it is brainless and funny. It is logical and some of the behaviors can be explained. The pits dug in the front can be filled up later. The rhythm of the whole article is very comfortable, very exciting, and will not make people feel bored. From the four major sects, the Nightmare Clan and the Demon Clan, to the Northern Territory and the Southern Territory, to the background stories of each senior brother, it is a bit like a unit drama, one story after another, making people want to watch it. I feel like the author has handled the special details so that each character can be connected to the rest of the story. From what I've seen so far, it's so beautiful! Anyway, highly recommended! ! ! It's definitely not a loss to enter the pit! ! !
It's so beautiful. It's a great book. It's rare to see such an excellent novel. The author is so talented. I'll definitely look for other books by the author again. I really can't put it down. The heroine is so wonderful and her humor is so classy.
It's so good to watch. The plot is quite funny. I almost laughed out loud when I watched it [Adoration][Adoration][Adoration]
Although not many people have rated it, this book is a potential stock. It is very interesting to read. It has a lot of cool tricks and I also learned some ways about the world. Come on~~ If you keep updating it, the data will gradually improve. The quality of the book is there, I look forward to it~
It's so beautiful, Xi Zai is a real treasure, the whole process is refreshing and humorous, the heroine leads the sect to do things crazy, the three views are very upright, I love it [Adore] [Adoration] [Adoration], there is no male protagonist at the moment, I hope Xi Zai will be beautiful alone (personal thoughts) The author will give it a big boost, support [eating melon] [eating melon] [eating melon]
Five-star praise, super funny, the heroine's character is more to my liking. When encountering difficulties, the heroine's mouth is so cute, I laughed so much that my stomach hurt. The author should continue to work hard, update and update (ง •̀灬•́)ง
There are more than 2,000 chapters, but it is not complicated at all, and the plot is not said to be inexplicable, or that. Oh, it is really good-looking, and the characters are very three-dimensional, especially the villain Shen Zhilan is really three-dimensional. However, this book is very similar to a group pet enchantment novel, because there are almost no female characters. Except for the villain who is female, there are almost no female characters, which still makes people feel a little uncomfortable. All I can say is that if you use this to kill time, it's okay. It's more of a joke.
It's really funny and very good-looking. I hope there will be a male protagonist and a sweet love relationship. I'm really looking forward to the follow-up development. The author is awesome and great. I hope it will be updated soon [Blow kiss][Flow kiss][Flow kiss]
It's super good. It's hard for me to read a book recently. I'm quite picky about reading books because they all feel the same. But this book is really novel and funny. I really recommend it. I read more than 200 chapters in one go. Please update it quickly. I can't get enough. If you don't know what kind of book to read, please read this book. I really recommend it.
This is the best-written novel I have ever seen among tomato novels! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! One of the best written novels! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The author's language skills are excellent! Don't look at the name and think it's a redemption text! The heroine's character is really funny and not draggy at all! Very nice! Highly recommended! Needless to say, this book is the number one in my heart. It is so beautiful. I feel happy every time I read it.
It's a very humorous novel, unique in style. It's a refreshing novel, but it's not the kind of story where you're invincible and kill everyone in every direction!
It's quite funny and suitable for relaxing. It's a book that I want to read again after reading it. Please follow me [please update] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart] [send heart]
It's very exciting, and the author is very humorous. From the moment I started reading this novel, my lips never dropped, and I kept laughing all the way through it. The thoughts are wild and unconstrained, and the links are connected. It is very attractive. After chasing it all night, the heroine has a very charming personality, her brain is quite online, and she can use her wisdom to avert danger every time. All in all, super exciting
I caught up with the update today. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! The heroine is really a social gangster, with extremely strong PUA ability and good language skills. I even wonder if she was in a pyramid scheme before? There are so many tricks and tricks! ! ! It's really funny hahahahahahahahahaha I wonder if there is a male protagonist? I don't want a male lead...
Very pretty! Master is really kind to my little junior sister! And there are also Fifth Senior Brother and Xing Wu, I really like them! Because he is the guardian of the little junior sister? Hahahahaha, it's very healing but also ridiculous. Fortunately, I didn't miss it! ! ! When this book is finished, I will feel empty again. I really like it!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so cute, Jun Wen and the heroine are both extremely cute, very, very cute [shy][shy][shy][shy][shy][shy] Licking, licking, licking, licking, the heroine is really hurt hahahahaha, I feel that the author should be a veteran author, the writing is natural, and has a taste like when I was in elementary school (cough) No......... Now it is the five-star that covers my review. The damage is the highlight, but it is too much and there is no lower limit. That's not good. [Petrochemical] I feel hard-core when I see it. It's a kind of situation where parents bring naughty children to other people's homes. The host says they can eat whatever they want, but in the end the naughty children empty out all the family's money. The host wants to stop it. The parent of the naughty child keeps pressuring the host to let them take it and keeps praising the child for doing well. The host is really afraid and wants to stop it. As a result, everyone accuses the host of being shameless and not telling the truth.
The protagonist is eloquent, has an active personality, and is extremely lucky. The plot revolves around the pig's feet. The rhythm is brisk, the language is humorous, and the changes in the personalities of various characters make people smile. The protagonist traveled to the book and changed the tragic fate of many people, allowing those characters with tragic endings to live more exciting lives. No matter where he is, the protagonist can always turn danger into safety and enemies into friends. This book is good.