Any Novels with an Absurd, Fun-Loving Protagonist? 有没有那种主角是抽象乐子人的小说

1. 451 天 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒：我能刻印一切 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 273.3kReads9.5Score22.8kShelves

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   A masterpiece!

2. 452 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 28.5kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves
3. 453 惊 The Horror Game Is Too Hard? Huohuo, I Only Want Joy! 惊悚游戏太难？花火我只要欢愉！ Sweet Tofu Pudding with Extra Sugar甜豆腐脑再加点糖Mystery1.0M WordsOngoing [Mind games + fireworks + madness + infinite flow] I am Sparkle, but I am not Sparkle. I am in a world of despair. When the heavens and earth are torn open by an indescribable, mysterious force and countless “abominations from beyond” descend, humanity’s fate is forced into a horror game. Slaughter, monsters, abyssal dungeons, illusions, eerie towers... Every time someone clears a game, a new Cthulhu entity may step into reality. Everyone is fighting to survive. But amid all this despair, I’m l 2.1kReads9.2Score234Shelves

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   Warning! Players have set up an "anti-fraud propaganda station" in a dungeon, using a megaphone to explain anti-fraud tips to monsters. The live stream has a unique style, with the chat flooded with comments like "This is amazing!"

4. 454 嫌 You Thought I Was Too Weak, So My Cultivation Technique Went Dark Overnight 嫌我太弱，我的功法连夜黑化了 Puppet Number Twenty-One二十一号傀儡Urban744k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Misunderstandings + Chat Group + Fully Automated Training + Overpowered Power Fantasy] Yang Tian transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world. With mediocre talent, he only wants to lie flat. But who could have guessed that the cultivation techniques inside him would think he was too weak and turn sentient overnight! And that’s not all. His techniques even set up a chat group: [Iron Shirt] left the group and wrote: “The Host is too fragile. I went for a soak at the nuclear power 732Reads—Score102Shelves
5. 455 我 I Slay Demons and Reveal the Sacred, Invincible, While Jiahao Gains Long Life 我斩妖显圣无敌，嘉豪续命长生 Surging Si River泗水汤汤Urban105k WordsOngoing Please note that there’s a student here named Xiao Shuai. The class beauty, Xiao Mei, claims to be a witch, and there’s also a Holy Gate Empress. The Han Dynasty Chess Sage is playing Gomoku, while the Dao Lord invites all the students to shelter from the rain inside the Banner of Ten Thousand Souls. As soon as the Grave-Tomb Rat appears, Xiao Shuai grabs a little stick and charges straight into the fight. Damn, stealing my kill? Damn! A bunch of frauds with actual skills! These days, transmigra 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Oh my gosh, guess what? I just happened to write a book.

6. 456 哎 Oh No! I’m One of the Seven Deadly Sins, and I Got MVP! 哎呀！我七原罪，得了MVP！ Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Dark comedy + hilarious + ruthless action + global setting + unconventional ideas + one heroine + near-invincible protagonist + power fantasy with a brain (or without one)] Horror games descend upon the world. Those chosen to participate must face challenges of inhuman difficulty. Though the games are full of torment, they also offer people a chance to gain supernatural powers. Life or death. A meteoric rise, or losing everything. But Lu Ce, who has been unable to feel pain since childhood, fee 142.7kReads9.3Score16.7kShelves
7. 457 全 Global Beast Taming: I’m the Only Cultivator 全民御兽：我是唯一的修仙者 Tan Wuyan谭无颜Urban331k WordsOngoing Life is unpredictable. One minute you’re alive, the next you’re gone. Xiao Che thought he had died and ascended to the heavens, but instead he was reborn in a modern city with no cultivators. Xiao Che enjoys modern life. In a world that reveres beast tamers, he has no interest in taming beasts. If you want something done right, do it yourself. My magical pets may be nothing special, but my spells are extraordinary. A genius little sister and a good-for-nothing older brother. Xiao Che had thoug 346Reads—Score102Shelves
8. 458 我 I Used the Myriad Worlds Exchange System to Redeem Myself 我用万界兑换系统兑换我自己 Puppet Number Twenty-One二十一号傀儡Urban343k WordsCompleted [System + mastermind behind the scenes + multiple worlds + apocalypse + no saintly hero] Yang Tian acquired a strange System. The items in its shop turned out to be attributes he had "lost" himself? [Looks +10]? I lost that! [Intelligence +20]? I lost that too! [Protective Astral Energy]? That's my passive skill! Yang Tian: "Hey, System bro, aren't you just making me pay to buy myself back?!" The world changed. The Gray Realm descended, and reality merged with the mysterious and uncanny. Wit 157Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 459 朕 My Ancient Jade Was Worth 80 Million, But It Turned Out to Be Fake! 朕的古玉值八千万，结果是假货！ Jun Deng君等Mystery247k WordsOngoing “I refuse to accept this.” Those were the first words Lin Mo said to fate. He is the 128th-generation descendant of the Great Xia Guardians of the Boundary. The family heirloom, the Heaven-Defying Pearl, only devours vengeful spirits and brings him bad luck in his hands. To pay off his debts, he has worked as a cemetery security guard and delivered takeout to ghosts. A hungry ghost chased him, and an expert publicly humiliated him, calling the pearl a “craft item.” Then there was the girl nam —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This book perfectly meets your requirements; it's extremely abstract.

10. 460 直 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.4kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
11. 461 全 Magic for All: I’m the Only Cultivator 全民魔法师：我是唯一的修仙者 Tan Wuyan谭无颜Urban1.1M WordsCompleted The legend of a generation's Divine Emperor comes to an end, and a new story begins. Ye Feng was reborn in a world without cultivators, where magic was revered. On Blue Star, humans and demons were locked in constant war, and humanity fought for survival. After a lifetime of fighting, all he wanted in this life was to quietly be a shut-in. He looked down on magic and secretly cultivated immortality instead, but his cousin, who lived with him, thought he was a good-for-nothing and urged him to st 20.2kReads8.8Score1.9kShelves
12. 462 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14kReads8.5Score1.4kShelves

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    The rating just came out, it'll probably go up. The protagonist is an alternate version of Ash and Red from a parallel world, with his own story, his own team, and his own path to becoming a Pokémon Master. There's no system, no rebirth, no time travel (unless you consider traveling from this world to Xicui counts, then disregard what I said). It's based on the original world setting, with some personal additions. All the Pokémon are humanized, the protagonist is silly yet passionate, the story is absolutely exciting and hilarious, please support and check it out!

13. 463 没 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ And Halfway Up the Mountain, Mist Like a Sash而半山居雾若带然Ancient Romance115k WordsOngoing [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 366Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The female lead has off-the-charts fighting skills, is a bit abstract, and is incredibly funny! She has strong likes and dislikes, and is a bit lecherous. The male lead is a master of self-control. The two redeem each other, it's so sweet! The whole cast is hilarious!

14. 464 我 I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身，怎么成终结者了？ Traveler of Jiangnan江南游者Urban203k WordsOngoing [Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash 47Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The book is incredibly imaginative, with a thrilling plot, frequent laughs, and a somewhat abstract protagonist. The later chapters, in particular, are filled with numerous absurd and hilarious everyday cases. The first few chapters don't quite capture its charm; just read a few more and you'll discover its appeal.

15. 465 全 Global Superpowers: The Immortal Emperor Who Returned from the Immortal Realm 全球异能：从仙界归来的仙帝 Tan Wuyan谭无颜Urban804k WordsCompleted A hundred years ago, danger returned. Demons and ghosts reappeared, and once-peaceful cities became fraught with peril. Many factions began gathering in secret, seeking to become the new rulers of the world. As otherworldly spaces appeared, monsters preyed on humans, evil spirits claimed lives, aliens invaded, and urban legends came to life, more and more people began to awaken supernatural powers and fight back against the dangers. After a century of conflict, the forces of yin and yang had rea 682Reads8.4Score104Shelves
16. 466 开 From the Start, I Had a Guaranteed Place at a Top University. Instead, I Charged into a Vocational College 开局保送本科？我反手杀进大专 Mo Xiaofan莫小烦Urban195k WordsOngoing [Absurd System] [Ensemble Cast and Burning Passion] [War Among the Ten Thousand Races] This is a story where absurdity and passion go hand in hand. There are ridiculous Systems and bizarre quests, as well as war, sacrifice, choices, and human nature. The goofy System sets the story's lighthearted tone, but the world the young heroes must face is never easy. Lu Wang transmigrated to a world of high martial arts and immortal cultivation. On the day he awakened his powers in 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This world features absurd systems, abstract tasks, and also war, sacrifice, choices, and humanity. [Shy]

17. 467 这 This Player Has Something Wrong with His Brain 这位玩家脑子有病 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban424k WordsOngoing No one knew that the old esports king who once dominated the arena for seven years with his freakish ability to predict his opponents was called Lone Star, Beyond the Crossing! In reality, he was merely a frail young man tormented by a brain disorder and confined to a wheelchair... But as for whether Chen Mo was actually sick in the head? Tang Zhi, his devoted attendant and gaming companion, would never believe it. That was, until Zero Game arrived. After seeing Chen Mo eat raw greenery from the 85.1kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves
18. 468 重EN Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集？我带国家队下场 Bian Lu边鹿Sci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 124.2kReads9.7Score17.6kShelves
19. 469 我 I'm Not Mentally Ill! There's Just a God Living Inside Me 我不是精神病！我只是体内有尊神 Lie Flat Salty Fish Bishop躺平的咸鱼主教Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [Purely unhinged comedy + a tiny bit of angst, but it won't affect the lunatic plot, hehe + no formulaic tropes + no couples + not an invincible power fantasy (readers who mind, beware) It starts very slowly but takes off completely later! (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)] Note: This story contains some mature and unusual content. Please read with discretion! Also, the protagonist is a lifelong bachelor and will never have a romance or flirtation with any character! Don't see a female character and immediately call 14.1kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves

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    It's very well written, with excellent prose, and definitely worth reading.

20. 470 初 First Encounter 初覆 Mo Yimo墨弋抹Mystery456k WordsOngoing Long ago, when the light of the Golden Crow shone into every corner of the heavens, the Dreamweaver and the River of Resentment were appointed as its vanguard, sent to seek out places its light had yet to reach. Back then, they were all known as the Fengyi. You’re telling me I got killed on my very first day after waking up? And by a book, of all things? I was just going down one flight of stairs, and I got decapitated. Does it count if my head made it to the first floor? With the most useless k 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Bring the supplies in first." Yi Si's voice was calm yet carried an unquestionable command, particularly clear amidst the pattering rain. The group already standing on the steps in front of the mall hall shook off their soaked clothes. Cold rain streamed down their hair and clothes, the dampness of the sea breeze making them stiff and every inch of their skin feel chilled. "Um… is it even necessary to move them?" Huai Ji shrank back, wiping the rain from his face, his tone tinged with helplessness. "We're all soaked. Even if we bring the supplies in, they'll probably be soaked through by then." "Then tie the boat down first. We absolutely can't let the tide wash it away." Yi Si immediately changed her order. This small boat was their only means of transportation in this flooded city; losing it would have unimaginable consequences. Huai Ji had just pulled down the tarpaulin covering the boat, trying to shield himself from the oncoming wind and rain, when a biting cold wind mixed with heavy dampness suddenly rushed into his neck, seeping up his collar and spreading throughout his body, making him shiver violently. His mind, which had been foggy and muddled from the cold rain, cleared up a little in an instant, but he felt even colder. He gripped the cold, slippery edge of the boat and looked out. The murky seawater was grayish-black, with waves crashing against the shore. As far as the eye could see, there was only desolation, and he couldn't help but shiver deeply again. The mall's doors were half-open, and the inside was pitch black, with only a few slivers of sunlight leaking in through the broken windows, making it eerily dark. "Don't dawdle, tie the boat down first," Yi Hong urged from inside the mall. "You just yelled, but you didn't come to help." Yi Hong, with a lollipop in his mouth, gave Huai Ji a cheeky kiss. Seeing the other man disgusted, he contentedly bent down and asked him to bring over the knife. The handle was slippery from the rain and felt heavy in his hand. By the time the other man threw the knife over, Yi Hong's hands and feet were already numb from the cold. He bent down, grabbed the thick hemp rope, and staggered up the steps that were half-submerged in water. He found a sturdy pillar, wrapped it tightly around the rope, and tied a tight knot. The seawater was over his ankles, making him pull his feet back and curse under his breath. Huai Ji was the last to reach the shore. He casually tore the tarpaulin off the boat, crumpled it into a ball, and slung it over his shoulder: "Keep this. In case we need the boat again, at least it can keep out that damn rain." He had just stepped onto the steps when he slipped and almost fell into the water, but luckily, Si reached out and caught him. "Be careful," Yi said in a low voice, his gaze darkening as he looked down at the dark entrance to the mall. "The situation inside is unknown, so stay close and don't wander off. Also..." Huai Ji interrupted, "I know, I know!" He quickly raised his hand, "At this time of year, people in apocalyptic novels need to collect supplies, like lighters, food, and drinking water." The four of them entered the mall lobby one after the other. A damp, musty smell mixed with dust hit them, even colder than the cold wind outside. The ground was covered in puddles of varying depths, reflecting the gray light of the sky outside the broken windows, stretching as far as the eye could see. The shelves were overturned, many goods were soaked in water, their packaging tattered, and a few pieces of debris floated on the surface. The only sounds were the water and their footsteps. While assigning tasks to each of them, the group was still stamping their feet and rubbing their hands, discussing whether to start a fire, cursing the awful weather. Yi Hong rubbed his hands, which were purple from the cold, and looked around. "This place is so big, could there be some strange thing hiding here?" Just as he finished speaking, a soft "click" came from above, as if something had shattered glass. "Damn, you're such a jinx," He Xi said, quite impressed. Everyone stopped instantly, holding their breath. Huai Ji's heart tightened, and he instinctively threw the rainproof cloth behind him, clenching his fists. "Who?" The thing was barely visible in the shadows of the stairwell. Yi Hong raised his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet. He moved even lighter, the tip of his knife slightly raised, slowly approaching the source of the sound. At the same time, Yi Si followed behind him, ready to activate [Void Extension] at any moment. The water at the stairwell was gently parted, and everyone saw ripples constantly being created, hitting the two men's ankles. A blurry figure slowly emerged from the shadows of the stairwell. Several sections of the mall's dome were broken, letting in a cold, slanting rain. At the same time, water dripped from the upper floors, making a pitter-patter sound. The two sides remained locked in a standoff for a long time, neither appearing. Huai Ji, standing behind, instinctively pulled the two girls behind her: "Are you human or ghost? Come out and say something!" This tactic worked immediately. The two, already on edge, unleashed their ultimate attack, a fiery dragon rushing into the shadows, seemingly carrying Yi Hong as they darted around the room. The situation was chaotic enough; Huai Ji felt her hand, which was holding her older sister's, slip away. "Wait, where are you going?" Huai Ji tried to grab Huai Yin, but He Xi's pull from behind made her miss her chance, and she watched helplessly as her older sister… "A mannequin?" Not long after, Huai Yin's voice came from the shadows, tinged with amusement and exasperation. She dragged a tattered mannequin out of the darkness. The mannequin's clothes were soaked and moldy, its features blurred—it was indeed frightening. "Huh?" Huai Ji, who had been filled with anxiety and regret, suddenly realized what was happening. He was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed, and shouted to the two men who were still running around the lobby on guard, "It's a mannequin! It's a mannequin from the mall, a false alarm!" "A false alarm?" Yi Si stopped, looking at the mannequin waving at them, and relaxed. Yi Hong felt the same way, but just as his focus shifted away from the three men, he saw a faint figure standing at the corner by the door. Had he seen it wrong? He rubbed his eyes, and was about to ask Yi Si if she had seen it when he saw her rush out. At the same time, the mannequin finally appeared, its skin white and wrinkled from being soaked in water. It was illuminated by the light from outside the door, and now it had the same smile as Huai Ji, waving at them with one hand from behind Huai Ji. "What are you still standing there for!" Yi Si's words pulled him back to reality. The scene before them shifted to Huai Ji being pounced on by the monster, with Yi Hong pulling at its foul mouth from behind with his bloodied hand, while Huai Yin He Xi lay on the ground, trying to get up. It seemed Huai Ji had pushed him. Yi Hong charged forward with his sword, while Yi Si was still creating opportunities for him. "Go!" Yi Si dodged to the side, and Yi Hong's blade slashed horizontally, striking the monster's arm hard. "Sizzle—" The flesh was torn open, but instead of bright red blood, only a thick, dark brown liquid spurted out, instantly filling the air with a stench. The monster roared in pain, its other hand flailing wildly, its nails grazing Yi Si's forearm, leaving several bloody marks. Seeing this, Yi Hong immediately spat out a mouthful of fire, scorching the monster and causing it to dodge. "Wow, Sichuan opera fire-breathing!" Huai Ji immediately jumped up. "What are you saying there? Catch!" Yi Hong said, throwing Yi Si over, still complaining, "What kind of 'Human Cover' is this? It's so damn troublesome." Huai Ji was almost put to sleep by the person throwing it, "Are you even human?" "Yeah, this thing might be a Human Cover." "I'm so curious why your focus is so off-topic. How the hell did you throw a living person over here?" "Shh—don't talk, I'm controlling the game." At this point, they could feel the opponent getting slower and slower. Yi Hong pressed his advantage. "Something feels a bit strange..." Yi Si sat to the side watching Huai Ji draw aggro while Yi Hong dealt damage. Seeing that the opponent seemed to be retreating, but why was he only defending and not counterattacking? Did that attack really disable the opponent's combat power? Yi Si recalled the Human Cover's actions and muttered to herself, was it really a Human Cover? That incongruous smile lingered in Yi Si's mind for a long time. "Not good!" Yi Si stood up. "Yi Hong, run!" At that moment, Yi Hong was still talking to Huai Ji: "Watch closely, bro, this strike will be really cool." Hearing Yi Si's words, he turned around and before he could react, he saw a whisper behind him. "Watch closely..." Yi Hong turned around and saw the smile he had worn a minute ago on the other person's pale and wrinkled face. "This strike will be really cool!" The water at his feet was drained away, revealing Yi Hong's wrinkled face. "Oh, is that all?" Yi Hong was very disappointed. "Isn't it boring to rely on the same trick all the time? Can't you come up with something new?" Yi Si's voice came: "That's not a real person, it's a fake person." "So what? I'm not afraid of the real one, how can a fake one be presentable?" "A real person can turn into a fake person." Yi Hong was about to tell the other person that he had made up his mind, but what he wanted to say turned into a sentence: "What are you talking about?" But before Yi Si could make a next move, he led everyone away from where they were. At this moment, the group arrived at the breathtaking 888 Speed ​​Run again. "My heart hurts," said Huai Ji, who had been forced to stay up all night for the past few days. "I don't hurt." "I didn't ask you..." "I don't care what you think, I care what I think." "So what's going on?" Yi Hong was very unhappy. It hadn't been long since the last 800-meter race, and here we are again! "The rain must be the problem." "Say something useful." "Remember how it felt to be caught in the rain?" "Dizzy and lightheaded?" "I think if we get caught in a little more rain, we'll end up like that too." "Turn into mannequins?" Yi Hong was a little scared, but something felt off. "Wait a minute... This mall only leaks a little at most." "You... You're stupid..." Yi Hong felt a little out of breath from talking and running. "Where did the water in the mall come from? From the sky? No, it seems like it came from the sky. You... You almost got me confused." Yi Hong understood. Yi Hong pondered and realized a blind spot: "Wait a minute, according to you, we've been soaking for so long, how come nothing has changed?" "You want to bet your fifty percent, no, it's probably less than fifty percent chance of winning?" Yi Hong understood, shut up, and ran away.

21. 471 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 719Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Six bookshelves or more, write a book review, and you'll be happy all day. Birds fly in the sky, fish swim in the water, and I have money in my pocket. I may not be good at cultivating immortality, but I'm a master at making money to support my family. Others laugh at my lack of ambition, but I laugh at them all; they're still dreaming. Who will salvage you in the great waves? They'll search for a needle in a haystack, but they'll be blind. Though you may be nameless in your ascension to immortality, you're number one in the business world; I have high hopes for you. If you ask what I do, I'm a peanut, a melon seed, and an almond!

22. 472 7 749 Bureau: From the Start, I Became a Zombie 749局：开局变成僵尸 I'm Not a Madam, Am I?我不是太太吧？Mystery1.6M WordsOngoing "Ruthless and decisive" "All monsters deserve to die" "I’m a monster? Then I deserve to die too!" "No female lead" "A slightly slow start" "Takes off later" Li Buguo is an online absurdist streamer who makes a career out of wild antics. On the Ghost Festival, just as he was making his comeback, a strange beast being hunted by Bureau 749 happened to pass by and pierced his chest. It sent him straight through the open Gates of Hell, only for a ghost to kick him back out. He became an exceptionally 71.4kReads8.9Score8kShelves

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    The late-night highway, funeral supplies, and repetitive scenes weld together the atmosphere of Chinese horror, making you afraid to walk alone at night after watching it.

23. 473 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 16kReads8.0Score1.5kShelves

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    This book is lighthearted and funny at first, then turns out to be mind-blowing and amazing later on. It features live-action audiobooks selected by Tomato and adapted into high-quality short dramas – absolutely fantastic!

24. 474 海 Strange Tales of Haijin: The Art of Showing Off 海津异闻录：装逼犯的自我修养 Diligent and Down-to-Earth Mr. Huang勤劳朴实的黄某人Urban370k WordsOngoing This book is also known as: The System Makes Me Show Off, So I Keep Crashing and Burning Cui Dali is bound to the Eternal Clown System. The System forces him to show off, but he insists on spectacularly messing up! 💥 He can turn a stir-fry of beef tripe into an insole, and make a villain so furious while trying to woo a girl that they spit blood. 🐶 There’s an old saying in Haijin City: “Blow up a pear,” meaning to brag. Cui Dali says, “I know this one!” 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious urban fantasy story! The protagonist is based on my real-life friend, who has shifty eyes and a hooked nose. He claims to be a certified eggplant chef, machine gunner, agent, poet, composer, psychologist, philosopher, and political scientist by the Cuban government... But he didn't actually do any of them 😂 The female lead is a clear-headed and funny person who watches his boasting and blunders every day like an episodic drama. She doesn't get impatient or angry while following the updates, making it a great stress reliever!

25. 475 我 My Ghost Immortal Wife Is a Little Fierce 我的鬼仙老婆有点猛 Little Schoolmate小学友Mystery827k WordsOngoing Ten years ago, my grandfather arranged a marriage for me on the mountain just before he died. Ten years later, haunted by ghosts and left with no choice, I went up the mountain to honor the engagement. After going to great lengths to find the woman my grandfather had betrothed me to, I was shocked to discover that she was a female ghost who had been dead for hundreds of years. 25.2kReads7.3Score2.1kShelves

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    This is hilarious; you absolutely must listen to audiobooks with multiple characters.

26. 476 我 I'm Just a Chef, Director, Stop Adding Drama! 我只是个厨子啊，导演别加戏了吧 Give Me an Egg Burger来个鸡蛋汉堡Urban161k WordsCompleted [Food + film sets + everyday life + comfort food + warmth + healing + comedy + fun] Lin Zhou joins a casting call for extras and unexpectedly gets bound to a Gourmet System. From then on, he only ever plays cooks. He can be a five-star chef in a domineering CEO drama, or the head cook at a country banquet in a rural drama. He can whip up roadside restaurant dishes so fragrant they fill the air for miles, or make stall food so delicious you'll savor every bite. Whatever the role calls for, he'll 2kReads7.5Score145Shelves

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    Laughing like a goose in a food-themed story, even though the characters are all quite serious! 💥 An extra, Lin Zhou, is bound to a food system, rendering the crew's boxed lunches obsolete, and the director goes crazy adding scenes just to eat prop food! 🎭 In a Western restaurant scene, the female lead's eyes are glued to the steak; the steak is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, a light pink color, but no blood, just pure juice. The director explodes: "I told you to look at the male lead, not the meat!" In a cafeteria catfight, the domineering CEO throws a spoon from his suit pocket: "Thud—" The villainous female supporting character laughs half-heartedly: "Hahaha, whose good-natured CEO has a spoon for eating dry rice in his suit pocket?!" 🍳 The director and screenwriter go crazy adding scenes just to eat props. • The director rewrote the script overnight: "Add a Manchu Han Imperial Feast to the third scene!" • The screenwriter cried as he added lines: "This dish... Contains the bittersweetness of life." • The producer: "This crew will be eaten out of business sooner or later." Laughing like geese in food-themed articles, even though the characters are all quite serious 💥 Extra Lin Zhou is bound to a food system, and the crew's boxed lunches are now unemployed. The director adds scenes to eat prop food! 🎭 In a Western restaurant scene, the female lead's eyes are glued to the steak. The steak is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, a light pink color, but no blood, just pure juice. The director is furious: "I told you to look at the male lead, not the meat!" In a cafeteria catfight, the domineering CEO throws a spoon from his suit pocket: "Thud—" The vicious female supporting character laughs half-heartedly: "Hahaha, whose good-natured CEO has a spoon for eating dry rice in his suit pocket?!" 🍳 All for eating props. • The director rewrote the script overnight: "Add a Manchu Han Imperial Feast to the third scene!" 😏 • The screenwriter added lines while crying: "This dish... Contains the bittersweetness of life." • The producer: "This production crew will be bankrupted by all the food!"

27. 477 觉 Awakened Organ Fusion, Reborn Among the Zerg and Eating My Fill 觉醒器官融合，重生虫族我吃爽了 All-New Technology全新科技Sci-Fi & Apocalypse112k WordsOngoing Also known as "Awakening Organ Fusion: At Last, I Die as a Human" and "Reborn as an Insect: I Evolve by Fusing with My Own Kind" Over 0 copies sold | 0 completed works with over a million words | An IP from the Chinese Web Fiction Influence List [Reborn] + [Leveling up] + [Insectoid evolution] In his previous life, at the lowest point in his life, Gong Chong awakened the most useless golden finger of all: the [Organ Fusion System]. After reading the instructions on the System, he couldn’t help s 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I find it quite abstract. The male protagonist awakens to the fusion of his organs, but he has no opportunity to use them in human society. After being reborn into the Zerg, he can finally show his skills.

28. 478 传 A Traditional Player! Using Old-Patch Strategies in the Current Meta 传统男孩！上版本思路打现在版本 Dantalion但他林Urban475k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted, not a power fantasy, no System, fans of the Four Heavenly Kings of web novels keep out. Proceed with caution: poison warnings, toxic bits, veteran readers, and sensitive palates beware.] I am the Celestial Emperor Xiao! I am humanity's hope! I am the ruler of three thousand worlds! Wait... You're saying we haven't even left the Milky Way, and our spaceships are still at the prototype stage? You can't survive in space with your bare bodies? I am the Celestial Emperor Xiao! I am the 27Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I am Emperor Xiao! I am the hope of humanity! I am the master of three thousand worlds! This is the story of a protagonist who spent three years in the rainforest, fantasizing about being the returned Heavenly Emperor, before finally arriving in the normal world.

29. 479 末EN Apocalyptic Calamity: Who Let These Lunatics Save the World? 末日灾祸：谁让这群癫子去救世的 If I Do Not Leave若不辞Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.6M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast, apocalyptic disasters, urban fantasy. Split up, and trouble strikes from every direction. Together, and the world faces annihilation.] (The animated series adaptation is now available.) The team’s main mission: save the world. Hidden achievement: elbow-check the world. Code of conduct: As long as we elbow-check fast enough, disaster will always be one step behind us! People around the world: Thanks to the Daxia Squad for the elbow-check survival kit. We refuse deliver 205.9kReads9.4Score33.6kShelves
30. 480 穿 Transmigrating into Douluo: Twin Star Souls Defy Heaven 穿越斗罗：双生星魂逆天途 Love Is as Faint as Sorrow爱淡如愁Male-Channel Fanfiction156k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to Douluo Dalu, you became a six-year-old orphan with no parents in Holy Soul Village, and took part in the Martial Soul Awakening alongside Tang San. You only wanted a Martial Soul that could fight, so you could live in peace. Instead, you unexpectedly awakened two unknown Twin Martial Souls: the Starry Sky Illusion Wings, focused on spatial agility, and the Galaxy Soul Lamp, focused on support and healing. You even revealed the secret of your Twin Martial Souls in front of 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract, I woke up laughing in the middle of the night, this is my own famous scene ꒰ •ॢ ̫ -ॢ๑꒱

31. 481 京 Peking Opera Cats: Even as a Little Female Cat of the Literary Sect, I Can Fight 京剧猫：穿成文宗小母猫也很能打 Meteor Eternal流星丶千秋Anime Fanfiction509k WordsOngoing [The protagonist is a demon pill | Lighthearted and funny | Gets more satisfying as it goes | Turns dark later (already has) | You can read this without knowing the original] (Former title: Jingju Cats: I Transmigrated into a Little Female Cat from the Wen Sect, and I Can Fight, Too) The protagonist has a little-girl body and the personality of a demon pill. No CP, just one-on-one romance. Read without worry. An ordinary college student was taken out by a truck and turned into a snow-white Persi 26.5kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves

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    Perfectly matches the protagonist's loli appearance and the demon's personality. [Learned]

32. 482 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.3kReads—Score223Shelves

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    A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the cultivation world. Through his wife's connections, he enters a celestial sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely refreshing, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate others with virtue, and employs clever tactics to overcome brute force. He's a master of rhetoric, unmatched in his verbal prowess. From a son-in-law of a celestial sect, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. [Smile]

33. 483 重 Reborn: I Give the Nation a Cheat Code 重生之我给国家送外挂 If I Do Not Leave若不辞Modern Romance653k WordsCompleted [No romance + post-apocalyptic rebirth + ensemble cast + the nation steps in] (The first season of the animated series is out.) The Civilization Codices descended, devouring Blue Star in a dimensional attack and bringing the world to an end. Greed, envy, sloth... What secrets do the seven great Civilization Codices conceal? Yan Chu, a tomb keeper, was hit on the head by a brick and inexplicably reborn in the past. She decided to hand over what she had to the nation. With the Book of Fate and a b 30.1kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves
34. 484 渡 I Survived the Tribulation and Ascended! You’re Telling Me This Is the Immortal Realm? 渡劫飞升！你跟我说这是仙界？ Sad Nanguo Pear悲伤南果梨Urban935k WordsOngoing [Reverse transmigration; lighthearted everyday life; no pressure; instant punishment for anyone who acts up] Dark clouds blanket the sky as a thunder dragon coils and surges. On a mountain peak, a young man stands with his sword, his robes fluttering in the wind. I, Lu Yunsheng, Sword Venerable, shall overcome the tribulation and ascend today!!! As soon as he finishes speaking, the thunder dragon dives down in a furious charge. Wait, this tribulation lightning doesn't seem right. It's so fast! W 214Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    Cluck cluck cluck!

35. 485 魔 Magical Girl Tech Lily 魔法少女泰克莉莉 Dugu Zhen独孤真Anime Fanfiction806k WordsOngoing This one's for Bilibili's more offbeat readers. Come and have a big serving. After all, it's a magical-girl novel. Yes, very magical-girl. Before reading, finely chop it into mincemeat... I mean, carefully read the chapter titles first. If anyone gets hit by accident... I'll be absolutely delighted!! 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The main characters are all abstract comedians, but the underlying storyline reveals that the main characters are even more comedians.

36. 486 亲 I Kissed the Demon Dog’s Toes and Became a Cultivation World Troublemaker 亲吻魔犬脚趾，我成了修仙乐子人 A Squirrel Eating Pinecones一只松鼠吃松果Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [System shenanigans + absurd comedy + light power fantasy + no farming] Other cultivators slay demons and vanquish monsters, reaching for the heavens, but my very first cultivation quest is to kiss a demonic hound’s toe?! After awakening the Taiji Fun-Seeker System, the more ridiculous the quest, the more outrageous the reward! Fairy dresses, lace gloves, bizarre abilities... As long as I keep the antics coming, my cultivation skyrockets! No protagonist torture, no frustration, no melodrama, jus 1.2kReads9.4Score110Shelves

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    Shocking! Cultivating immortality involves kissing a demonic dog's toes?! Become a god through silly antics! A hilarious, unconventional cultivation novel! If you're always looking for a lighthearted cultivation read, this is for you! No frustrating backstabbing, no malicious brainwashing; the "Fun Person System" is a novel concept. From kissing a demonic dog's toes to venturing into the Nine Netherworld, the plot unfolds layer by layer, the supporting characters are vivid, daily life is full of humorous references, and the battles are exhilarating and satisfying. The top choice for stress-relieving cultivation!

37. 487 玄 Xuanhuan: The Villainous Senior Brother? No, the Heavenly Venerable 玄幻：反派大师兄？不，是天尊 Leave It to Fate and Dream随缘就梦Eastern Fantasy198k WordsOngoing The protagonist, Mu Ge, transmigrates into a book and becomes its major early-game villain. He expects to become nothing more than experience points for the Chosen One, but then he awakens a System. “Heh heh heh, now that I have a System, it’s anyone’s guess who the protagonist is!” And so Mu Ge sets out on his own path to immortality. “The villainous senior disciple? No, I’m a Celestial Venerable!” Many years later, standing at the pinnacle of the immortal path and looking back on all that had 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You should check it out; it has a fantastical and imaginative plot with a fresh storyline.

38. 488 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance563k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 53.3kReads9.4Score8.5kShelves
39. 489 我 I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought a Fiancé 我在二手平台花十块钱，买了个未婚夫 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought Myself a Fiancé 11.7kReads—Score108Shelves

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    The plot is fast-paced, and there are plenty of laughs. It's a great watch! ^_^

40. 490 隐 The Hidden Dragon Returns to the Abyss 隐龙归渊 I Love Not Eating Cilantro我爱不吃香菜Urban1.0M WordsOngoing All universes float on the “Sea of Existence,” like bubbles. The membranes between these bubbles are “rifts.” The Way of Heavenly Craft is not a specialty of any one world, but “a method inherent to existence itself.” Every universe has its own “Heavenly Craft,” though the name differs. Qin Feng, a car mechanic, will become the “repairman” of all universes. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cilantro God is watching

41. 491 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 48.5kReads9.1Score6.2kShelves
42. 492 躺 Lie Flat Immortal Venerable 躺平仙尊 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Eastern Fantasy146k WordsCompleted [Rapid-fire laughs + lighthearted + no romance] Lin Xian transmigrates to a cultivation world gripped by cutthroat competition. His previous incarnation was the ultimate grind king, who worked himself to death from cultivating nonstop. Lin Xian binds himself to a System that rewards him with cultivation whenever he rests, lies flat, or slacks off, but punishes him if he cultivates seriously... 1.2kReads—Score103Shelves
43. 493 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 182.2kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves
44. 494 逆 Archive of a Reversed World 逆世归档 A Tael of Sand Flower一戥沙华Mystery309k WordsOngoing (The novel’s outline has been extensively revised. The early chapters may feel slow, but please don’t give up on it.) (This novel has no System, and I don’t plan to write System novels in the future either.) (There are some mild yuri leanings, but no clear romance or pairings. It’s a matter of personal style, so please don’t criticize me for it if it’s not to your taste.) (I’m writing a novel with a simpler worldbuilding setup to practice. I’d love some feedback from readers. Even a bad review i —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Is it okay to only be abstract and not fun?

45. 495 老 The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend’s Marriage Died 老公变温柔那天，闺蜜的婚姻死了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend's Marriage Died 5.9kReads—Score—Shelves
46. 496 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves
47. 497 朕 I’m Dead, But Not Entirely 朕死了，但没完全死 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚11k WordsCompleted I Am Dead, But Not Entirely 2.1kReads—Score—Shelves
48. 498 我 My Farm Connects to the Underworld 我家农场通阴间 God of the Ninth Day初九的神Urban408k WordsCompleted Think this is an ordinary farming story? The crops are actually special produce from the underworld! After a car accident, Shen Mian inherits an old country house and discovers that every night at midnight, a dry well in the backyard wells up with “Netherworld Spring.” Watered with it, the crops undergo bizarre changes: Ordinary cabbage → eating it lets you dream of a deceased loved one for three minutes Tomatoes → cut them open and they ooze “blood,” but it’s actually a top-grade medicinal h 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious! You'll regret not reading it!!! The writing is excellent, I stayed up all night, and it's so addictive! (●—●)

49. 499 重 Revisiting the Journey to the West: I Lead Three Rebellious Troublemakers in Rebellion Every Day 重走西游：姐拉三大反骨仔天天反 Little Doctor小医生Female-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [Journey to the West fanfic + hilarious antics + punchline-packed + healing and redemption for each other + Heaven's three rebellious troublemakers + retracing the journey west] On my first start, Nezha stabbed the Destined One to death! On my next start, Erlang Shen's dog bit me to death! On my third start, I forgot the gold headband and got beaten to death by Sun Wukong! Tang An: “So I’ve been transmigrated as the new Destined One, and I have to go fetch the scriptures? And I have to get those 21.6kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves
50. 500 残 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Long Chu龙杵Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 5.8kReads8.5Score683Shelves

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    This is a hidden gem of a deeply insightful novel, despite its low ratings. A hardcore work by a science and engineering enthusiast, it's already completed. The premise is fresh and blends fantasy and realism, with humorous twists and turns without unnecessary padding. There are no transmigration, rebirth, or cheat codes. It's packed with suspense and mind-bending reasoning, drawing inspiration from a hidden historical fact to portray the rise and growth of a strategically brilliant, unconventional scientist, revealing the secrets of modern high-tech espionage and electronic warfare. Tailor-made for seasoned readers (over ten years old), you'll be hooked after chapter 10, and the ending is guaranteed to blow your mind! If you're looking for something to read, give it a shot! If you don't like it, I'll personally suffer a painful blowout!

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