A Traditional Player! Using Old-Patch Strategies in the Current Meta

Name: A Traditional Player! Using Old-Patch Strategies in the Current Meta
Author: Dantalion

传统男孩！上版本思路打现在版本

by Dantalion (但他林)

Status: Completed
Length: 475k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Lighthearted, not a power fantasy, no System, fans of the Four Heavenly Kings of web novels keep out. Proceed with caution: poison warnings, toxic bits, veteran readers, and sensitive palates beware.] I am the Celestial Emperor Xiao! I am humanity's hope! I am the ruler of three thousand worlds! Wait... You're saying we haven't even left the Milky Way, and our spaceships are still at the prototype stage? You can't survive in space with your bare bodies? I am the Celestial Emperor Xiao! I am the ruler of this planet! I stand above the laws of the universe! Wait... Luck, misfortune, poison testing, protagonists, villains: what kind of skills are these? Why are there concept-level gods every few steps in this city? I am the Celestial Emperor Xiao! I... I can't keep this up. I'm so tired... I'm exhausted, but I still have to complete the mission... Could you all just play along with me, please...?

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