Looking for Comedies That Make Men Go Crazy and Women Lose Their Periods 求男人看了发神经，女人看了断月经的搞笑书。
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Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统
Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System
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Reborn, Who Still Goes on Blind Dates? 都重生了谁还相亲啊？
After being reborn, Fu Ping'an gets a Failed Matchmaking System. Whenever his match rejects him, he receives a reward. And so, scenes like this start playing out at matchmaking events: "I'm sorry, but if you want to marry me, a million in dowry isn't too much to ask, is it?" "You'll need a 200-square-meter school district apartment in the city, right?" "And a modest car worth half a million, surely?" "If you don't have any of that, how can you make me happy?" "If you won't provide it, someone el
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The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction 最强毒士，我拉低女频世界下限
[Transmigrate into a Book + Poison-Tongued Strategist + Ruthless + No Romance + Comedy + Maximum Satisfaction] Lin Yi transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a strategist by the female lead’s side? Having read the original, he knows: The female lead, Su He, may be a princess with power in her hands, but she’s an utterly love-addled saint! Her younger brother the emperor, her princess consort, even her maids and servants can all bully her! Fortunately, Lin Yi has the [Strongest Poison-Tong
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The Lazy Girl Has the Demon Emperor Wrapped Around Her Finger 咸鱼她撩的魔帝不要不要的
[Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and
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Wait, Bro, How Did You Become a Succubus Everyone Loves? 不是，哥们？你是咋成魅魔万人迷
(Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q
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Let's Speak Honestly, Woman to Woman 咱说句母道话
Chen Junlin was the hope of her parents and brothers. Her birth finally let her father, Wang Jiannan, hold his head high among his uncles, and allowed her older brother, Chen Zhaomei, to fulfill his life's purpose. Wang Jiannan now had the character for “good” in his family, but they immediately urged him to have another son for Junlin. Then they could marry off both brothers and use the bride price to find Junlin a good husband. That's how Chen Youjie came along. This is a matriarchal family wh
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The Phoenix King's Live-In Bride 凤王赘媳
[Absurdist Fiction] [Must-Read Power Fantasy for 21st-Century Women] [Five Thousand Years of Joy Are Simply Marvelous] [Gender-Swapped Long Aotian] [Defying Heaven] Feng Aotian clawed her way up from the bottom. Her two older brothers, Zhaomei and Panmei, dropped out of school and worked to pay for her education, giving her the chance to make it to the big city. She stopped at nothing for money and handsome men, and at last carved out a place for herself in this dazzling, hedonistic world. [The
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I'm Not a Player. I Just Want to Give Handsome Guys a Home 我不是渣，我只是想给帅哥一个家
Women like us deserve to read feel-good stories with heroines like this. [No romance pairing + genuine female-oriented wish fulfillment + men competing for her + everyone’s favorite] Inspired by A Miao, the most introverted person in Fujian, and Shunv, the most outgoing person in Fujian, two wonderfully witty authors. If you like their work, babies, give them a follow. A genuine battle of men for the heroine. The heroine is a player early on because she still carries a deceased ideal love in her
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The Ultimate Identity-Swap Challenge: I Shocked the World 身份互换大挑战，我震惊了全世界
Lighthearted + funny + devoted father and filial son + wish-fulfillment Chen Yuan joins a reality show called The Great Identity Swap Challenge. As the son, he has to earn money to support the family, while his middle-aged father has to study hard. By the time Chen Yuan's name has spread across the world, his dad is still exclaiming, “Studying... is so hard!”
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The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临？我先降临！
[The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza
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The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪
System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The
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Rules of the Strange: My Companions Are All Anime Characters 规则怪谈，我的伙伴全是动漫人物
[Rules-based horror + beast taming + comedy + System + no romance] The protagonist isn't a bleeding heart! (This isn't traditional beast taming or a national-fate rules horror story, so feel free to dive in.) After waking from a night's sleep, Lin Yu found himself transmigrated into a parallel world where people mainly made contracts with the supernatural. He was also a soon-to-be senior in high school, training to become a supernatural beast tamer?! "All I did was stay up late watching Blue Fox
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Superpowers: I Have a Replication Mirror 超能：我有一面复刻镜
[Gods Descend, Calamity Begins] When cultivators from the divine realm invade Earth, superpowers and modern weapons become humanity's last line of defense! Can Gou Chen and Adam, Earth's only two superpower academies, shoulder humanity's future? What kind of hidden strength does Huaxia, hailed as the Chosen Nation, possess? This is a feast for the Godslayers! A young man gains the power to replicate abilities. With a mortal body and the power of the world in his hands, he will ultimately slay th
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Genshin Impact Arrives: Stockpiling Tens of Millions of Primogems From the Start 原神降临：开局狂囤千万原石
[Genshin Impact + slice of life + slightly altered main story, comedy] Liu Wei was struggling to beat the Spiral Abyss when a Consecrated Beast infuriated him to death. When he awoke, he discovered that he had transmigrated to Blue Star, where Genshin Impact had descended. Here, everyone has to enter the world of Teyvat each week to survive. Rewards earned in Teyvat can be brought back to reality. Liu Wei thought this was just an era when everyone had to grind in Genshin Impact. He never expecte
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Fellow Daoist, Your Divine Ability Is Filthy 道友，你的神通好脏啊
Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What?
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The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者
(Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast
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Bringing Bad Habits to the Cultivation World 把不正之风吹向修仙界
[Peerless sword cultivator, succubus immortal physique, cultivation-world friends constantly sabotaging one another, lighthearted comedy] Chu He, a disciple of a Nine Provinces immortal sect. He possesses a sword spirit root, an unparalleled immortal eye, and a world-reaching immortal body. Countless mighty figures have already picked him as a future paragon of the righteous path. But after meeting a shameless master, he sets off down a strange and increasingly bizarre road from which there is n
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I'm Here to Turn Up the Heat in the Cultivation World 我来给修仙界上点强度
[Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca
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I, I-I-I-I, Am from Different Times and Spaces 我，我我我我我，来自不同时空
The original novel behind the motion comic Hi, Su Chen [Lighthearted comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Everyday urban life] [No System] I am a zombie with no morals. I am a cold-blooded, ruthless assassin. I am a student with a rotten character. I am an arrogant, spoiled celebrity. I am an immortal consumed by lust. I am a scholar who has lost all humanity. I want to kill myself! I want to stay alive! I want to escape this world! I'm plotting to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior everyone look
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Something's Off About This Demon Prince 这个魔子不对劲
The Sacred Heavenly Gate stands across the vault of heaven, while the Space-Time Demon Abyss lays waste to the mortal world. When twelve spirit springs burst forth from the earth, and the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown that no one else dared to bear and become the king of a new era. My name is Ren Jie! A man should live to be a hero!
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A Math Teacher's Revenge 数学老师的复仇演绎
[Realism] [High-IQ crime] [Masterful mind games] [No female lead] [For readers who love logic] The police in Xikang City received a phone call from someone calling himself Ghost, who claimed he would kill a certain person in three days. More than that, he wanted the police to rush out and protect the target. He intended to carry out the killing under the police's tight security. The police took the threat extremely seriously and made careful preparations. When the three days were up, the result
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Historical War of Nations: The Yellow Turban Rebellion from the Start 历史国战：开局黄巾起义
(History + nation-versus-nation war + famous generals + livestreaming + national destiny + political scheming + passion) The historical nation-versus-nation war begins. Having lost its historical records, Huaxia forfeited the initiative and spent twenty years mired on the battlefield, losing all its accumulated strength. Li Chen, who transmigrated here, is inexplicably chosen as the sixteenth contestant. Bearing the name of Huaxia, he enters the battlefield to fight for a glimmer of hope. Lookin
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I Got Li Shimin So Worked Up, He Wanted to Trade His Life for Mine 把李世民说急了，他想跟我一换一
[Hilarious, satisfying, lighthearted, historical, ancient China] Cheng Jun transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, becoming the son of the military officer Cheng Yaojin. As it happened, Li Shimin was recruiting imperial censors! Years later, Li Shimin said to the Crown Prince, “Cheng Jun is a peerless sword of our Great Tang. Only a virtuous person can wield him. You're young, so I'll leave him to you.” The Crown Prince burst into tears. “I don't want it anymore!
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Great Qin: The Most Ruthless Strategist, Whom the First Emperor Calls the Living Yama 大秦：最狠毒士，始皇直呼活阎王
Gu Yan’s soul transmigrated to the late Warring States period, where he became a minister under King Ying Zheng of Qin. With his ruthless schemes, he helped Ying Zheng conquer the Six States and unify the world. Ying Zheng: “Gu Yan, Chu has fallen, but there’s a young child in the palace who won’t stop crying. I can’t bear to see it. What do you think we should do?” Gu Yan: “We could build a tomb for the King of Chu, complete with his clothes and crown, and have the child mourn him for three yea
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Great Tang: The Wei Family's Rebel Son Stuns Li Shimin from the Start 大唐：魏家逆子，开局震惊李世民
After transmigrating to the Tang dynasty and becoming Wei Zheng's son, Wei Shuyu began his journey to turn his fortunes around. Li Shimin became his mentor. Cheng Yaojin became his adoptive father. Fang Xuanling became his father-in-law. Zhangsun Wuji became his sworn elder brother. Wei Shuyu used every trick at his disposal, all to keep the Wei family from meeting the same tragic end as in his previous life. The world laughs at me for being mad; I laugh at them for failing to see the truth.
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So Shameless It Smokes, Happy Every Day 缺德带冒烟，快乐每一天
The short drama adapted from this book, Dating Show Scene-Stealer: The Top-Tier Star Can't Handle It, is now streaming, premiering on Red Fruit!! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show, thinking the director had picked him for his good looks. He didn't realize it was because he was such a weirdo. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # The guests wrote their names down to be assigned into pairs. The femal
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Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！
[Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a
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The Emperor’s Favorite Minister? No, I’m Rebellious to the Bone! 皇帝宠臣？不，我一身反骨！
[Power Struggles] + [Political Scheming] + [High-Stakes Play] + [Not Mindless] The great clans grew powerful and took control of the imperial court. The emperor wanted to use me as a weapon to reclaim imperial authority, but he devised countless ways for me to die. Once he realized how useful I was, he even wanted to castrate me and turn me into a eunuch, so I could continue serving as his blade. The Left Chancellor, head of the great clans and a man of unfathomable depths, pointed to the fish
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When a Strong Woman Meets a Loser 当大女人遇到了下头男
When a Strong Woman Meets a Total Turnoff
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Seeking the Way in the Legal World 律界问道
[Comeback and growth + charming lawyer + mysteries surrounding cold cases + officialdom and workplace + wits and will] He turns his life around, with Death brushing past him several times. A string of cold cases remain shrouded in mystery...
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Asura Shatters the Heavens 修罗破天
My fate is mine to command, not Heaven’s. If the earth buries me, I’ll split it open. If Heaven bears down on me, I’ll break through the sky. With the Martial Soul of Asura, I am Asura. I make no distinction between good and evil; I follow only my heart. Those who deceive others will deceive themselves. In another world, I will take the rules into my own hands.
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