Looking for Hilarious No-CP Books, Please! And Please Don’t Recommend Romance 想要超级超级好笑的无CP书谢谢！还有是无CP别乱推

1. 1 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.4kReads9.1Score57414d adds

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2. 2 盘 The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书 Whale in the Plate盘中鲸Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted [Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju 18.7kReads9.4Score4.3k14d adds
3. 3 我 I’ve Already Got No Manners, So Why Should I Let You Have Your Way? 我都没素质了，你让让我怎么了？ Jiang Yuyi江余一Modern Romance253k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Reverse Transmigration into a Book + Absurd Comedy + Unhinged + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Wish-Fulfillment + No Romance, Just Messing with People] Warning: The female lead hits people. Don't read if that's not for you. The author's not in the best state of mind and is making things up as she goes. Readers who demand historical accuracy, beware. While other people transmigrate into books, Yun Luo transmigrated out of one. Yun Luo discovered that time had stopped in her world. S 3kReads9.2Score31914d adds
4. 4 别 Stop Staring, This Female Lead Really Is Sick 别看了，这个女主真的有病 No Skipping Today今天不咕Modern Romance236k WordsCompleted Silly quick transmigration / female lead with no CP / no logic / pure unhinged fiction / protagonist is genuinely mentally ill Also known as The Art of Being Mentally Ill, This Story Is Deep, You Can't Handle It, and Equal-Opportunity Brain Damage for Every Reader Blurb: Ever since she became mentally ill, Tu Qiqi felt like her whole self had become much more spirited. Compared to normal people, who have endless worries every day, Tu Qiqi had much more freedom. Today she could be a mushroom, tom 143Reads8.5Score—14d adds
5. 5 让 You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总 Yi Qiansha忆茜纱Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. · 13.1kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
6. 6 一 A Lifetime Is Long, but This Goofball Does Whatever They Want 一生一世很长，沙雕做事太狂 Wei Zhi为枝Modern Romance233k WordsCompleted No CP, by the way~ Jiang Zao inexplicably transmigrates into a book! She becomes the vicious fake heiress in an entertainment-industry novel. The plot has already reached the point where the fake heiress is infamous, blacklisted from showbiz, disowned by her family, and framed by the male lead. Jiang Zao is speechless. The world kissed me with pain, so I died from it... Jiang Zao joins a dating show and becomes famous by acting completely unhinged. Top-tier star male lead: “Jiang Zao, stop pest 990Reads8.5Score14214d adds
7. 7 我 I Tell Fortunes, You Go to Jail, and the Police Station’s Performance Is 666 我算命，你进狱，警局业绩666 Rain in the Empty Mountains空山雨Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + fortune-telling + metaphysics + ghost hunting + no romance + satisfying read + goofy humor + everyone’s favorite] Shi Yi spent fifteen hundred years making her way in the underworld. At last, just as Emperor Fengdu’s term was about to end, he waved his hand and sent her back to the human world. Before she left, seeing as she was returning to the human world for the first time, Emperor Fengdu took pity on her and sent her off with two bills of underworld currency. Shi Yi: ... Ret 15.7kReads9.3Score2.2k14d adds
8. 8 快 Quick Transmigration: The Crazy Host Has a Heart of Stone! 快穿：疯批宿主她铁石心肠！ Spicy Lazy Cat麻辣懒喵Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration / No romance / Punishing scumbags / Feel-good revenge / Unhinged heroine with a touch of goofy humor] As a stone as old as the heavens, Xue Yuke once served as a pillow stone beneath Pangu's head, a candidate stone for repairing the sky, and a stepping stone in the Nine Heavens Profound Palace... But one day, as she underwent tribulation to ascend, a lightning punishment blasted her to pieces. Even her soul was reduced to nothing. At the moment her soul was being annihilate 7.5kReads9.2Score76714d adds
9. 9 快 Quick Transmigration: The Corrupted Villainess Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script 快穿：黑化女配手撕炮灰剧本 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e 4.9kReads9.3Score46414d adds
10. 10 爆 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Yu Siyuan余四元Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 58.9kReads9.5Score7.9k14d adds
11. 11 全 The Nation’s Beloved Four-Year-Old Takes Her Soldier Brothers on a Transmigration 全国团宠：四岁宝宝带兵哥哥穿越 Meng Yining萌艺宁Modern Romance1.9M WordsCompleted [Truly Adorable Child + Everyone’s Darling + Feel-Good Revenge + The Nation Is Her Real Dad + No Romance] Ever since her mother fell ill and passed away, Mu Chen has been a child with no one to love her. Her father married a stepmother and had a son, so he paid even less attention to Mu Chen. Mu Chen never gets enough to eat. Like the old man next door who collects scrap, she sneaks out every day to collect empty water bottles and sell them, just to buy a little food for her tummy. One day, Mu C 34.3kReads9.5Score3.7k14d adds
12. 12 不 I Die If I Don’t Spend Money? Then I’ll Hand It Over to the State 不花钱就死？那我上交国家 Not Bad不孬Modern Romance487k WordsCompleted {Dear passenger, this is the female-oriented novel train. Please check your ticket before boarding. We wish you a pleasant journey~!} [Fake System + Passionate + Face-Slapping + No Romance + The Growth of an Imperfect Heroine] “What’s so hard about spending money?” “Making money is hard. Spending it is easy, right?” “If you gave me that money, I could blow through it all in no time!” Su Su was lying in bed, complaining about Wang Duoyu from a movie, who had money but couldn’t spend it. Then, out 21.7kReads9.2Score1.9k14d adds
13. 13 我 I Can Rewrite the Plot, and the Hero and Heroine Are Stunned 我能改剧情，男女主麻了 Fish Spitting OO鱼吐OOModern Romance408k WordsCompleted [System + wild imagination + silly fun + hilarious + female lead, no CP] Jiang Nuan transmigrates and gains a golden finger that lets her access and alter the plot whenever she’s near the male and female leads. [Xu Yan sneered and walked toward Rong Jia.] Looking at Rong Jia, a hopeless romantic, Jiang Nuan smirked and changed “walked” to “crawled.” Xu Yan sneered and was just about to step forward when his body went out of his control and he sprawled on the ground. Under everyone’s stunned gaze 1.3kReads8.9Score14914d adds
14. 14 清 Cold, Untouchable Moonlight? No! I'm the Villain Chosen by Fate 清冷白月光？不！我是天命大反派 A Clear Song by the Pool一曲潭清Ancient Romance578k WordsCompleted [System-driven + villainess protagonist + egoist + top prodigy + near-invincible power fantasy + no romance (no male consorts)] After transmigrating, Nan Xian becomes a fake prodigy used by a top family to save face. She is about to fight the real prodigy. Should she just wait to die? No rush, the System is here to help. [Ding! The Ultimate Villain System is at your service.] [Humiliate your arrogant fiancé and get a divine beast mount as a reward.] Nan Xian: Kill him. Her younger siblings are d 37kReads9.5Score5.6k14d adds
15. 15 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance519k WordsCompleted [Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary 38.1kReads9.5Score4.4k14d adds
16. 16 你 You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄，我沙雕，杠精宿主爱作妖 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance995k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 2.8kReads9.3Score34314d adds
17. 17 规 Rule Horror: All of You, Turn into Birds 规则怪谈：你们都给我变鸟 I Eat Crayfish我吃小龙虾Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [No heroine + mystery-solving + brains over brawn + interstellar + livestreaming + national destiny + power fantasy] Rules-based horror descends upon Earth. Those selected are sent into a bizarre world to face challenges on behalf of their respective countries. While every other contestant fights for their country, one gentle young man says his wish is for everyone to get along peacefully. Everyone: "Peaceful my ass! Do you think this is kindergarten?" Then they watch as this mild-mannered young 14kReads9.3Score1.7k14d adds
18. 18 京 The Capital's Heiress Curses Out Showbiz with Her God-Given Gift of Gab 京圈大小姐靠妈生好嘴骂遍娱乐圈 Zhujing竹京Modern Romance330k WordsCompleted 4.7kReads9.0Score59614d adds
19. 19 凶 That Criminal Acts Too Well: The Special Police Asked How Many Years I’d Been Inside 凶犯演太好，特警问我蹲过几年 Meow Meow Neil喵喵尼尔Urban360k WordsCompleted (Criminal mastermind + showbiz + a little bit of people imagining things) Li Si obtains the [Crime System], and from then on, the entertainment industry gains an oddball. When other people's new movies come out, their fans cheer with excitement. When his new movie comes out, his fans only ask one thing: “Boss, the special police still haven't hauled you off to jail?” Film Emperor: “The first time I acted opposite him, I thought the crew had hired someone straight out of prison. But it turned 4kReads9.2Score57014d adds
20. 20 你 You're Just a Cat, So Why Are You Competing with the Police for Their Jobs? 你就一只猫，干嘛和警察抢饭碗？ Gao Wei高纬Urban436k WordsCompleted [Cat protagonist + System + a smooth ride all the way] “Dude, how’d you get in here?” “A cat brought me in.” “Huh? You call the cops ‘cats’ where you’re from?” “Heh. Ever heard of the Black Cat Detective?” A black cat that catches mice at the police station goes viral online! Netizens affectionately dub it “Black Cat Detective.” But after the little guy catches a hundred mice, the Cat Detective System activates, and the whole story takes a sudden turn… “You don’t think catching mice is all I can 5.7kReads9.5Score97514d adds
21. 21 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Beat Up a Top Mediator 直播算命：开局暴打金牌调解员 Orange a Pear橘个梨子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Ghost-Hunting + No Romance] “Fine, fine, if you won’t let me use it, then nobody gets to use it!” With that furious shout, Ji Chu, the last Judge’s Brush in the entire Underworld, is caught up in a power struggle among the Four Judges. Zhong Kui, the most hot-tempered of them all, grabs him and throws him into the River of Oblivion. Ji Chu: “?” So you guys fight and I’m the one who gets hurt? Because of Zhong Kui’s throw, Ji Chu transmigrates i 6.3kReads9.1Score74014d adds
22. 22 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 25.4kReads9.5Score3.3k14d adds
23. 23 我EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score178.8k14d adds

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    How could we be without Sanjiu?

24. 24 直 My Fortune-Telling Livestream Is So Accurate, the State Wants Me to Come Forward 直播算命太准，国家请我出山 Nine Congee九粥Modern Romance3.4M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Feng Shui + Ghost Hunting + Satisfying Read] After being ambushed, the metaphysics expert Jiang Yi is reborn and unexpectedly bound to a merit system. System: “If you want to stay alive, you must ward off calamities and drive out ghosts to earn merit points. Otherwise, you'll drop dead immediately.” Jiang Yi: “???” Isn't “drop dead” a little too harsh? To keep herself alive, Jiang Yi decides to become a metaphysics streamer and earn merit by tellin 27.8kReads9.2Score2.5k14d adds
25. 25 直 My Livestream Fortune-Telling Is So Accurate, the Nation Recruited Me! 直播算命太准：国家把我收编啦！ Si Qiaoyu司巧玉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Complete] [No romance!!! + Pure fortune-telling livestream + Overpowered heroine + Government support + Ghost hunting and talismans + Punishing evil and upholding good + Lots of episodic stories] Qi Ling transmigrated! She arrived with no money and couldn't even afford a meal, so she fell back on her old line of work: fortune-telling livestreams! … Viewer: “My husband has become obsessed with a sixty-year-old lady. Is that normal?” Qi Ling: “Of course not. There's something wrong with that lady 5.4kReads9.1Score56914d adds

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    I really like these kinds of metaphysical novels without a romantic subplot; the female lead is incredibly strong, and they're great.

26. 26 直 Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播：阴间治愈日常，我是白无常 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 22.3kReads9.6Score2.6k14d adds
27. 27 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.2kReads9.4Score2.8k14d adds
28. 28 听 After Learning to Understand Animals, I Livestream Gossip to the Whole Internet 听懂动物说话后，我全网直播吃瓜 Luo and Nan Qiao洛与南乔Modern Romance737k WordsCompleted [No Romance] [Lighthearted and Cheerful] [Wishing You Happiness] After being bitten by a rabid dog, Xia An gains the ability to understand animals! Xia An's dog, Xia Minglang: “Baby, I went farming today.” “What kind of farming?” “Planting my heart firmly in you~” Xia An: Remember, you're a real dog, not a lovesick puppy. A Pomeranian's owner: “My little dog has been depressed for two months.” Xia An: “She says she's a little princess, but you call her Big Silly Chun. How could she not be depres 1.2kReads8.8Score14414d adds

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    No romantic pairings, no ambiguous relationships, the female lead is stunningly beautiful, it's incredibly funny, and the female lead is very powerful.

29. 29 移 Mobile Food Stall: My Customers Are Wild About the Food 移动美食摊：我的食客太疯狂 Cheese Rice Cake芝心年糕Modern Romance443k WordsCompleted [Reader's guide: No CP, not a romance. The Tomato app's tags are wrong, so romance fans should take note before reading.] [Gourmet][Comfort food][Lighthearted][Cozy][Healing][Everyday life][No CP] Sun Xiaoting accidentally binds herself to the Gourmet System and gains unparalleled cooking skills. She also triggers random street-stall missions. She sells jianbing at the night market for 15 yuan a serving, leaving grease shining on her customers' lips; She sells 100-yuan boxed meals outside a luxu 277Reads8.5Score—14d adds
30. 30 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Is It Normal to Let You See Ghosts from the Start? 直播算命：开局让你见鬼很正常吧 Yuan Lege Yuan元了个圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Fortune-telling livestream + No CP + Strong heroine + Judgment] Jiang Tang, a mighty expert from the mystic arts sect, transmigrates to the modern world and becomes an online sensation through her fortune-telling livestreams! She doesn’t tell fortunes. She reveals truths that send chills down your spine. “Master, is the person sitting across from me on the subway a corpse?” Jiang Tang: “They escaped from a funeral home. Their makeup is pretty good.” A drug lord calls in asking for help findin 17.6kReads9.4Score2.3k14d adds
31. 31 直 Fortune-Telling Live: What?! Your Dad Is the Richest Man in the Country! 直播算命，惊！你爸是全国首富！ Green Tangerine Little Goofball青橘小憨包Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + ghost hunting + laid-back + fortune-telling + livestreaming + one heroine] Life in the heavens was the same dull routine day after day, so Chu En deliberately descended to the mortal realm to experience the full range of human emotions and take in the beauty of the world. But… nobody told her gods had to bow their heads for a few measly coins, too! To live like a normal person among humans, Chu En had no choice but to turn to fortune-telling… “Master, I hear ghosts howling every n 1.1kReads8.9Score13114d adds
32. 32 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: I Encounter a Wanted Criminal from the Start 直播算命：开局就遇通缉犯 Big Ladle in an Iron Pot铁锅炖大勺Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [No Romance] [Strong Female Lead Power Fantasy] [Transmigration] [Livestreaming] [Fortune-Telling] [Ghost Hunting] After failing to ascend through tribulation, Jiang Ye, an ancestor of the cultivation world, transmigrated into the modern era. The lightning had stripped away most of her cultivation, so she had no choice but to go into seclusion. But after 156 years in seclusion, she was dug up by a reckless paranormal livestreamer! From then on, Jiang Ye began livestreaming fortune-telling and gh 3.3kReads8.9Score39614d adds
33. 33 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Girl, Your Bazi Is Seriously Wild 直播算命：姐妹你八字很淦 Little Rabbit Demon King兔子大魔王Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Couple, Strong Female Lead, Live-Streamed Fortune-Telling and Metaphysics, with Various Ways to Change Your Luck] Fortune-telling on a livestream? Heaven Official's Blessing? There are gods three feet above your head. May the Supreme Lord Lao make his presence known! After graduating, Zhao Yun Er inherits a small Taoist temple. With no incense offerings, she starts livestreaming to bring in visitors. [Streamer, when will I meet the right person?] Zhao Yun Er calculates on her fingers. Sis, y 684Reads9.3Score10014d adds
34. 34 玄 The Metaphysics Expert Is Back at Her Street Stall 玄学大佬她又去摆地摊了 Tomato洋柿子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Original titles: The Fortune-Telling Street Vendor Is Actually a Mystical Arts Ancestor?! and The Mystical Arts Big Shot Is Back at Her Street Stall [Fortune-telling + ghost-catching + feng shui + powerful protagonist + no romance, thriving solo + gossip + episodic stories] The junior sister of the Zhengyang Sect, sealed away for a thousand years, wakes up reborn in the body of a girl whose parents don't care for her. The girl wants to go to school, so she'll have to earn her own tuition. So We 42.6kReads9.4Score5.8k14d adds
35. 35 直 Live Fortune-Telling: I Run Into the Underworld's Top Salesperson from the Start! 直播算命，开局遇见地府销冠！ The Rabbit's Grand Scheme兔谋大业Modern Romance512k WordsCompleted [No Romance + Strong Female Lead + Fantasy + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Ghost-Hunting + Episodic Stories] Du Jinli was dumped in the human world by her own father, who called it “a chance to hone your skills.” To make ends meet, Du Jinli and her equally unfortunate little companion, Teng Mu, started livestreaming fortune-telling for people in the human world. “Streamer, my grandfather passed away, so I went home with my parents for the funeral. Unexpectedly, everyone in the village got po 5.7kReads8.8Score55414d adds
36. 36 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Inherited a Haunted Prison 穿越后坐拥一栋鬼怪监狱 Mao Shi猫什Modern Romance309k WordsCompleted [Fortune-telling livestream + supernatural stories + no male lead + collecting Chinese and Western ghosts] Lin Zhu was struck by a bolt of purple lightning and transmigrated while being promoted. After struggling to survive for a month, a System arrived in her sea of consciousness, bringing an entire prison with it. Yinshan Prison takes in ghosts and monsters from beyond the Six Paths, giving them the warmth of a home. After losing her job, Lin Zhu started a fortune-telling livestream. “Streamer 281Reads9.1Score10014d adds
37. 37 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: I Took My Business All the Way to the Underworld 直播算命，我把业绩做到了地府 Radiant as a Sunflower向日葵般灿烂Modern Romance490k WordsCompleted [No romance, rebirth, livestreaming, fortune-telling, episodic stories, feel-good] After failing her tribulation, Xiang Nuan, the all-around sect leader of the Tianji Sect, is reborn in the modern world as a frail, short-lived high school graduate about to start university. To build up good karma and improve her health, and to earn tuition money and fulfill the original owner's wish of going to university, Xiang Nuan has no choice but to return to her old trade. Under the pretense of carrying on 325Reads8.6Score—14d adds
38. 38 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: This Streamer’s the Real Deal, She Shows Up When Trouble Hits 直播算命：这主播能处有事她真上 Xia Muyun夏沐韵Modern Romance421k WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + fortune-telling + no romance + episodic stories + punishing evil and promoting good + feel-good story] Nan Xing, a master of the mystic arts, transmigrates and wakes up to find herself deep in debt from a massive breach-of-contract penalty. To pay off the million-yuan penalty, Nan Xing decides to return to her old profession and start livestreaming fortune-telling. “Streamer, why do I dream about my grandpa scolding me every night?” Nan Xing: “You paid your respects at the wrong 6.2kReads9.1Score88214d adds
39. 39 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Genuine Heiress Becomes Everyone’s Favorite 直播算命：玄学真千金成团宠了 Missing-Tooth Tiger缺牙虎Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + beloved by everyone + no romance + goofy comedy] Just after Su Xuanxuan turned eighteen, her master kicked her down the mountain, claiming it was time for her to gain experience. Who could have guessed that as soon as she left the mountain, she’d end up at the police station? One moment, the officers were giving her a lesson in science; the next, they were questioning reality. Su Xuanxuan’s second client turned out to be her own eldest brother. She was just wondering why she’d r 6.1kReads9.2Score80414d adds
40. 40 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Senior Disciple Sends You Off to Reincarnate from the Start 直播算命：大师姐开局送你投胎 Wild Garlic Sprout野蒜苗Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No romance + fortune-telling livestreams + invincible powerhouse heroine + government support + heroine stands alone and grows stronger + packed with plot] In the Dharma-ending Age, the mystic sects have withdrawn from the world. After a thousand years of silence, it's time for the incense to burn bright once more. Yan Qing descends the mountain to spread the Daoist faith, and make a little money on the side! But on her first day running a stall, someone smashes it up. Yan Qing coolly tells the 5.6kReads9.3Score73214d adds
41. 41 这 This Boss Is So Sneaky, He Takes His Street Stall Everywhere 这老板真苟，摆个地摊还到处走 Selling Egg Burgers!卖鸡蛋汉堡咯Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [The print edition of Random Gourmet Stall is now available on major platforms] [Gourmet] [No romance] [Everyday life] [Comedy] [Comfort food] [Cozy] [Healing] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Zhou unexpectedly binds himself to a Random Gourmet System. Every week brings a random location, random food, and different customers. He sells buns at the park entrance, century egg and lean pork congee on a mountaintop, and candied hawthorns outside a school. Every dish is mouthwatering and 81.8kReads9.5Score8k14d adds

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    These books definitely have no romantic pairings.

42. 42 沙 Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播：你管这叫民生节目？ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban943k WordsOngoing [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 105.5kReads9.4Score12.8k14d adds
43. 43 让 I Told You to Livestream Fortune-Telling, Not Become the Richest Man 让你直播算命，没让你成为首富 Orange-Flavored Iced Tea橘子味的冰红茶Urban217k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + fortune-telling livestreams + no heroine + tycoon System] Ling Ge was freezing in the bitter wind and desperately hungry. Imitating the Little Match Girl, he struck a match and casually tossed it into a trash can. With a bang, the trash can blew sky-high. That night, everyone who passed by saw their grandmothers. To pay off his debts, Ling Ge started livestreaming fortune-telling to make money. When face fans lusted after his body, Ling Ge advised them, “Get to bed ea 77Reads8.2Score—14d adds
44. 44 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Back to Slaying with a Blade on Her Shoulder 快穿：宿主她又肩抗大刀杀来了 A Basket of Snow Pears一兜雪梨Modern Romance4.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Absurd Comedy] Jin Lian has always lived by one motto: I'm a blockhead, so what have I got to fear? 1. A Joyful Life in the Kidnapper's Village: When I run into human traffickers, I try to escape. Since you had to drag me back when I was minding my own business, don't blame me for being ruthless. 2. The Princess Who's Hopelessly in Love: A beautiful, noble princess arrives to marry me, but her ungrateful consort wants another concubine? I'll have you cryin 1kReads8.9Score25414d adds

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    🔥Hilarious! I couldn't help but laugh out loud the whole time. A silly, non-couple story, but a really satisfying read that left me feeling great.🔥 ❤️①The girl's voice continued. "Everyone should know my boss, right? Gou Biesheng! Listen to his name, 'Dogs shouldn't breed,' whether dogs breed or not is his business. He's the most aptly named person I've ever met!" ❤️②The terrified little system member frantically searched for Jinlian's past missions again. Child Care Group—Abusing children, scaring them so much they wet themselves, and turning them into villains when they grow up? Elderly Glorious Group—Beating the elderly, causing chaos in the family, and leading to broken families?

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