Looking for Pure Absurdist, Unhinged Fun Reads 求纯抽象发癫的乐子文

1. 251 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Is This Really the Plot? It Has to Be Fanfiction! 崩铁：这是剧情？怕是二创吧！ Adorable Anime Girl, You Know二次元可爱滴捏Anime Fanfiction617k WordsOngoing [Multiple heroines] [Mostly mindless fun] [For laughs] (This book has undergone several major revisions. Most targeted negative reviews can be ignored~) I accidentally transmigrated to Honkai: Star Rail, got a taste of the hard-working office drone life, and met Aha, the wanderer of the Honkai: Star Rail universe. I don't want to admit I'm the Elation. But Aha took a liking to me, so what could I do? I had to go along with it and join in on the fun. Just don't get the cause and effect mixed up: 251Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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   I was inexperienced when I first started writing, but it got more and more fun as it went on. Tesla came to Star Iron and subjected Walter to domestic violence. (Walter! You *********! I'm your *********!) Jing Yuan was just joking around with the protagonist, but the next day Jing Liu showed up, speaking in a nonchalant tone, and told Jing Yuan to call him Grandmaster. Also, Rakshasa went to see Sunday, and Sunday refused the invitation but also gave Rakshasa a buff, which Old Yang then threw back at him with a mimicry black hole. Now it's gotten to the point where Kun Kun is working as a memetic virus in Pinocchio [smirk]

2. 252 别 Don't Laugh, This Assassin's Having a Rough Time! 别笑，这个杀手有点惨！ Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙7k WordsCompleted Don't Laugh, This Assassin's Having a Rough Time! —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 253 小 Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf Have a Thing Going On 小红帽跟大灰狼他俩有一腿 Silver Wire银铁丝Ancient Romance25k WordsCompleted Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf Have a Thing Going On 13.1kReads—Score634Shelves
4. 254 她 She Drew a King on My Face! 她，在我脸上画了一个王！ Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙10k WordsCompleted She Drew a King on My Face! —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 255 困 Trapped in a Restroom, I Met All Kinds of Weirdos 困在厕所后，我遇到了各路奇葩 Jiaojiao Cat蕉蕉猫10k WordsCompleted After Getting Trapped in a Bathroom, I Met All Kinds of Weirdos 6.8kReads—Score155Shelves
6. 256 我 Stranded on a Deserted Island with My Beautiful Boss 我和美女上司沦落荒岛 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙11k WordsCompleted Stranded on a Deserted Island with My Beautiful Boss 30Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 257 小 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves Cilantro爱吃香菜的垂耳兔Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 38.1kReads9.3Score4.5kShelves

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   ① An invincible protagonist, who falls into a bizarre village, possesses an innate aura of special attack against ghosts and people. (The protagonist is forced) to be raised by a ghost couple. The protagonist's common sense is off the mark; he routinely concocts hand grenades, and whenever he's unhappy, all the ghosts and people around him suffer. A very cheerful story; I personally felt the ending was a bit rushed, but I highly recommend it. ② A crazy story set in the entertainment industry. When the female protagonist transmigrates, the original owner is involved in a sex scandal and is injured by a fanatical hater. The current protagonist saves the day by inserting an umbrella into the hater's body through the back door, resulting in both of them being hospitalized. From the moment she transmigrates, the story is on a high-speed ride, it's so turbulent! She participates in a dating reality show with the original male and female protagonists, but ends up causing trouble all the way, not only turning the show into a crazy one but also forcibly awakening the original male and female protagonists from their madness. The whole thing was hilarious! It's truly insane! ③ The junior sister who practices Buddhism is incredibly funny during the inter-sect competition. She leads all the brothers and sisters of her sect astray; even the chanting monks in the sect start to cheat! ④ The junior sister genre: initially focused on her sect, later she becomes incredibly wild, leading other sects' sea beasts on a tour around the island. The female lead is truly all-around amazing! ⑤ The legendary Ye Langlang opened my door to the world of cultivation junior sister novels. Watching Ye Qiao's antics throughout, the female lead is an all-around hilarious type.

8. 258 让 You Want Me as a Concubine? My Brother Set Down His Orange on the Throne 让我当妾？龙椅上我哥放下了橘子 Feng Huazhi冯华芝Ancient Romance21k WordsCompleted You Want Me as a Concubine? My Brother Set Down His Orange on the Dragon Throne 25.8kReads—Score493Shelves
9. 259 米 From Couch Potato to Comeback: I Become a Tomato Novel Superstar by Writing Fiction! 米虫逆袭，我靠写小说在番茄封神！ Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙12k WordsCompleted From Couch Potato to Comeback Queen: I Became a Hit on Tomato by Writing Novels! 13Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 260 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 182.2kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves
11. 261 六 Imprisoned at Six! Forced to Join Bureau 749 at Eight 六岁入狱！八岁被迫加入749局 Moonlight Treasure Box月光宝匣子Urban669k WordsCompleted The mysterious Bureau 749 + Spirit Binding and Commanding + a ghostly companion + the voice of authority in Hell! There is a young man in this world... who eats human hearts... and raises ghosts and monsters. Lin San was born with a spirit-path body, and a ghostly companion appeared alongside him at birth. When he was six, his parents were murdered. To avenge them, he slaughtered all 673 members of the Zhang family. The Bureau 749 forcibly imprisoned him in the mysterious Ninth Prison. Be as str 6.3kReads6.9Score386Shelves

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    Let go! Release your inner self through endless words! Hahahaha!

12. 262 斩 Slay the Gods: A Mysterious Invasion? Then Let's Have a Midnight Snack! 斩神：神秘入侵？那今晚加餐！ Planting Stars in the Ruins在废墟种星星Female-Channel Fanfiction298k WordsCompleted Xu Xiaoman had been unable to taste anything for eighteen years, yet she had always helped out in her family's little restaurant. She measured seasoning by the gram, judged the heat by the bubbles, and guessed whether a dish was salty or bland by watching the customers' expressions. Then, on the night the restaurant was closing, a masked monster burst into the kitchen. The creature's flesh, bones, and the core hidden inside suddenly appeared in layers before her eyes. When a trace of mysterious 150Reads—Score102Shelves

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    [Smirk][Smile] The female lead is absolutely unrestricted, and her abilities are incredibly bizarre. Her teamwork with Qi Ye is absolutely insane; she's hardcore in her work the whole time. Highly recommended! 👉

13. 263 修 A Great War in the Cultivation World, All for a Bite to Eat?! 修仙界大战，只为抢口饭？！ Red Carp, Donkey, Green Crucian Carp红鲤鱼驴绿鲫鱼Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Gourmet cooking + immortal cultivation + scheming sect disciple + lighthearted comedy + goofy daily life + no female lead or harem] Zhu Fan transmigrated to the cultivation world and became a disciple of a sect. Just as he was about to receive his golden finger, something unexpected happened Zhu Fan: Anyone else know this feeling? I was about to become a tycoon in the immortal realm! Once my divine pill was ready, I’d ascend to immortality! But someone suddenly cut in and bound me to the wrong 14.7kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
14. 264 这 There Are Plenty of Crazy Women Here. Why Not Come Take a Look? 这里癫婆很多，不来看看吗 Popular Passerby流行路人Urban523k WordsCompleted [Alternate world + multiple heroines + financial conglomerates + comedy + unhinged] After an accident, Gu Changge awakened memories of his past life and gained ideas and knowledge unknown in this world. Then he discovered that this world was terrifyingly unhinged. There were no shared moral principles, only individual views of love. There were no clear laws. Everyone acted according to their own wishes. One financial conglomerate could practically be called the emperor of an entire continent. As 4.4kReads8.4Score322Shelves
15. 265 火EN Naruto: Starting by Punching Trees, Shocking Kurama! 火影：开局撸树，震惊九喇嘛！ Lin Ye Sings of Autumn林叶吟秋Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Comedy First] [One Female Lead] [Lighthearted Fun] [Plot-Driven] [Happy Rescue] [MC System] Zhou Ming works himself to death from overtime, then is born into Konoha as a prince. He decides he mustn't give Naruto too much lip, and discovers that he has an MC inventory. From that moment on, the Shinobi World's whole vibe starts going crooked... Uchiha Xiao Yan, carrying a Heavy Black Ruler and always flinging a handful of lime powder at the start of a fight, becomes the nightmare of everyone who 4kReads9.2Score223Shelves

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    These three books are of the abstract type.

16. 266 盗 Tomb Raiding: I Rewrite the Plot and Laugh Myself Silly 盗墓：改写剧情的我，笑疯了 Deep Meaning y深意yMystery1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Some Plot Rewrites + Goofy Comedy + Cross-Dressing as a Man + Redemption: The heroine saves the supporting characters, while the main cast and the System save her. All directions. Plot changes early on, then the plot goes completely off the rails later.] Original title: I Laughed Myself Silly While Rewriting the Plot Don't be scared. I'm just a plain old psychopath. Qi Yi binds herself to a System and becomes the Qi family's “adopted son.” Her mission is to save the book's tragic suppo 16kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves

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    So far, I haven't read any fanfiction that can rival these three. They're all fanfiction. The first one is an all-male romance with a female lead who has a unique way of thinking. The second one features a female lead who shares a body with Hei Xiazi, and Hei Xiazi is almost driven crazy by the female lead. The third one's pairing is still undecided, but you can ship them all. It's hilarious, and the main characters are wiped out without completing a mission.

17. 267 盗 Tomb Raiding: Two Souls in One Body, and Hei Ye Has Lost His Mind 盗墓：一体双魂，黑爷他疯了 Deep Meaning y深意yMystery519k WordsCompleted [Two souls in one body + CP: Hei Xiazi + OOC warning + Pathetic Hei Xiazi begs the heroine online to stop going crazy + Hilarious unhinged story] Good news: I transmigrated into Daomu Biji, my favorite series. Bad news: I ended up in the wrong body. The original owner is Hei Xiazi. And we have to switch control of the body every day. Early on: Shen Liuyi: I heard you have a lot of enemies. Am I going to get stabbed to death just walking down the street? Hei Xiazi (grinning): Hard to say. Shen Li 7.4kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
18. 268 丸 I’m Screwed! The Dating Show Is Full of My Ex-Boyfriends, So Stay Away 丸辣！恋综全是前男友，都别过来 A Little Yiyi一只意意Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Comedy and Memes + 1v1 Sweet Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Face-Slapping + Fake and Real Heiresses + Male Rivals Battling for Her] Unhinged C-list actress and real heiress vs. goofy movie star Li Miao was so mad she passed out, then transmigrated into a book as the villainous real heiress and second female lead. She never expected the original character to be a master of time management with dozens of boyfriends, a total heartbreaker! To avoid having her heart cut out and her org 3kReads8.9Score542Shelves

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    Take a closer look, it'll make me laugh to death.

19. 269 盗 Tomb Raiding: The Protagonist Group Forces Me to Do Their Missions 盗墓：我被主角团逼着做任务 Deep Meaning y深意yMystery400k WordsCompleted [Content warnings + out-of-character warning + the main cast helping themselves + plenty of swearing + protagonist wants to die, pairing undecided] After being cyberbullied, Liang Xiaowu inexplicably transmigrates into the world of Daomu Biji. The reason she was cyberbullied was that she wrote Daomu Biji fanfiction. The System tells her she must complete 100 missions to go home, or she'll be erased. Her first mission is to take a photo while holding a blood corpse's head. Liang Xiaowu gives up. 3.8kReads8.6Score443Shelves
20. 270 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 90.2kReads9.6Score11.5kShelves

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    👍👍👍👍

21. 271 大 After the Poor Suckers Heard My Thoughts, They All Awakened 大冤种们听我心声后，全员觉醒了 Little Klee一只小可莉Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted [No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with 46.5kReads9.4Score7kShelves
22. 272 宿 Dorm Survival: Glutinous Rice Won't Hold Us Back for Long 宿舍求生：糯米可镇不住我们太久 Chubby Koi胖头锦鲤Sci-Fi & Apocalypse492k WordsOngoing This book is also known as "Dormitory Survival: I Only Know How to Fight and Have Fun!" Handcrafted from scratch, roguelike, ensemble cast, everyone is a menace, demonically chaotic college students. If your best bro turned into a girl, would you let her repay your kindness? If the person you've always had a crush on turned out to be a little femboy, would you fall apart? If there were a mole in your dorm, could you trust your roommates with your back and be sure the thing stabbing you from behi 65.7kReads8.4Score9.5kShelves

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    So pretty! So pretty! (¦3[▓▓])

23. 273 来EN Joining a Pure-Hate Variety Show, Living a Shameless Life 来纯恨综艺，享缺德人生 Sweet-Filling Treasure充甜宝Modern Romance344k WordsCompleted [Variety show + unhinged antics + memes + face-slapping + super sweet.] The rating just came out, so it may rise The variety show All Villains is recruiting a lineup of prospective guests from across the internet. Every guest is a disgraced celebrity with scandals flying everywhere. The guests all treat one another like mortal enemies, their words dripping with venom. Their insults are utterly sincere, free of any ulterior motives: a grand stage for pure hatred. If you’ve got beef, come on in. N 17.9kReads8.1Score3kShelves
24. 274 对 Rival-Lane Couple: We're Absolutely Unhinged! 对抗路情侣，包癫的！ Fan Tang梵棠Modern Romance551k WordsCompleted Wen Li transmigrated into a book. She was keeping up with the trend, heehee. She became the heroine of an angsty romance. Not so heehee. The heroine of this book shares her name. She's a stand-in for the male lead Lu Ci's beloved, and the two go through a torturous love affair. Only then does he realize his feelings for her. In the end, she forgives him for everything, and they live happily ever after. Wen Li wanted to howl at the heavens. What kind of brainless plot was this? Looking at the mal 2.9kReads9.1Score416Shelves
25. 275 啥 What, I Only Transmigrated into a Book After My Fake Pregnancy Was Exposed? 啥，假孕暴露了才穿书？ Pet Your Cat摸一下你的猫Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted A sharp-tongued heroine who loves making enemies × a former unhinged male lead who can’t go crazy anymore. (A hilarious transmigration-into-a-book story + System. Both leads are completely devoted to each other!!!) After becoming a vegetable, Wen Yao was bound to a transmigration-into-a-book System and sent into a romance novel called Mr. Fu, His Substitute Wife Is a Miracle Doctor. The love triangle between the male lead, his one true love, and the substitute heroine went on for millions of wor 25.4kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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    Kids, this book is hilarious! It's packed with laughs, you'll be laughing until you cry every minute, the plot twists are incredibly addictive, and it'll leave you feeling amazing and doubly happy. Just go for it! Hahahaha

26. 276 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Scott Wants to Become an Aeon Too 崩铁：斯科特也相当星神 Swiftwind Kirito疾风桐人Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [The low readership is because the platform gave it little exposure. Now fully complete. Entirely hand-written, no AI, and absolutely no padding!] [Honkai: Star Rail + Honkai Impact 3rd + Genshin Impact + System + comedy + transmigration + fun-loving protagonist + Scott] Ladies and gentlemen! The man standing at the forefront of the cosmos, fighting the Destruction Legion led by Iron Curtain, is...! The great Emperor of Jarilo-VI The newest member of the Genius Society The goblins’ farm owner Th 1.4kReads8.4Score152Shelves

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    Then give this one a try! It's a hilarious, action-packed story. First, there's the muscular Tibbo elbowing Lai Gu Shi, then Aha dressed up as March 7th and shouting at the fairies in Arilol VI, and then there's Scott, Aha, and Sambo having a stomachache and starting a marathon in the snow, and the robin turning into a yandere... In short, it's super fun. If you don't like it, you can just ignore me. I recommend everyone check it out! [Evil grin]

27. 277 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves

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    It's funny.

28. 278 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 28.4kReads9.2Score4.4kShelves
29. 279 恋EN Dating Show Chaos: Going Unhinged Made Me a Star! 恋综修罗场，我让癫学成为顶流！ It's kk是kkTwo Male Leads292k WordsCompleted Complete [Two Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Both Pure + Hilarious Dating Show + Comedy, Sweet Romance, Power Fantasy] Shen Ting wakes up to discover he’s transmigrated into a melodramatic entertainment-industry novel he’d just been reading before bed. He hasn’t become the male lead, either the top or the bottom, or even the third male lead. He’s the younger brother of the third male lead, a low-ranking cannon-fodder character. Shen Ting is at a loss. Watching his brother eagerly prepare to b 15.3kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves

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    The crazy story is so good!

30. 280 让 You Sent Me to an Aristocratic School, but I Went After the Young Lady 让你贵族学校读书，你去泡大小姐 A Little Like Eas, But Not Much有点易斯但不多Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Absolutely Unhinged Comedy + Love Triangle Showdown + Lighthearted Humor + Young Ladies + Light Novel] Social death, also known as dying of embarrassment, generally refers to… Never mind, that’s not important. My name is Ye Cheng. By the time you read this, I’ll be dying of embarrassment! Noble Academy, here I come!!! … [Host, at the freshman welcoming ceremony, get the attention of the current student council president, the young lady of the Dongfang family, in a way everyone will remember. M 73.7kReads7.7Score6.9kShelves
31. 281 天 My Talent Is F-Rank, So What Does Talent Copying Have to Do with Me? 天赋F级，关我天赋复制什么事 Ling Du翎度Urban152k WordsOngoing Modern high martial arts + nonstop comedy + steady power progression At the awakening ceremony, Ye Yang unexpectedly awakens an F-rank talent, “Talent Copy.” Everyone thinks an F-rank talent can’t produce a genius. But he overwhelms the competition and becomes the top student in the school, shocking everyone. An F-rank talent? What does that matter when my talent is Copy? “Talent copied successfully: Return to the True Essence of Mystic Dreams” “Talent copied successfully: Starlight Shimmer” “Ta —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    That's impressive; this kid got his dad imprisoned. I almost died laughing when I listened to it late at night. It has a lot of funny moments, so I'd recommend watching it.

32. 282 绑 Bound to a Random Cheat, I Get Weird in the Entertainment Industry 绑定随机外挂的我在娱乐圈搞抽象 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Cheat Ability Glitches] Yu Min transmigrates into a cannon-fodder supporting woman in a “wife-chasing crematorium” novel and gets bound to a Stumbling Block System. To avoid being cannon fodder, she has to trip up the male and female leads' romance while maintaining her elegant, high-class celebrity persona. Yu Min: Huh? Me, elegant and high-class? System: Don't worry, we've got cheats! They include, but aren't limited to, rewinding time, mind-reading, 6.5kReads9.4Score1kShelves
33. 283 跑 Keep Running: You Told Me to Make a Bold Claim, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 跑男：让你放豪言，你给我玩真的 Fa Da发炟Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Chinese Entertainment Industry] [Stars] [Plenty of Variety Shows] [Keep Running] [Bai Lu] [Multiple Heroines] [Back to Field] [Challenges] [Peak] [The Inn] Chen Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world that was similar, yet not quite the same, and became an entertainer who had trained for two and a half years and been in the industry for two and a half years. After awakening the Great Entertainer System, he had his entire fortune wiped out on the spot and drew a skill that was both incredibly po 25.3kReads7.5Score1.8kShelves

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    Funny and abstract entertainment industry

34. 284 哥 Bro, Keep Simping for That Fake Sweetheart and I'll Go After Your Nemesis 哥，你再舔白莲花我就舔你死对头 The Wilderness and the Wind Conspire Together山野与风同谋Modern Romance422k WordsCompleted [Training Her Brother + Training Her Husband + Girl Pursues Guy (Gives Up Halfway) + Guy Pursues Girl (Face-Slapping Comeuppance)] Sharp-tongued military rogue male lead vs. spoiled, rebellious female lead. They come from equally matched families. A hilarious, satisfying period romp where everyone is crazy! The female lead is a little selfish and morally dubious! In her previous life, her hopelessly lovesick older brother devoted himself to fawning over a fake innocent, only to meet a tragic end 19.7kReads8.1Score1.9kShelves

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    Crazy! Abstractly crazy! The opening is explosive: the female lead makes up stories about being pregnant with the male lead's child, relentlessly flirts with him, and runs away from home saying she's going to the Northwest to join the army. The male lead is initially unwilling, but later has no choice but to cooperate. The two team up to annoy his brother—it's hilarious!

35. 285 放 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧，我只是只蚊子，公的！ Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 159Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Who understands? Even as a mosquito, I can't escape falling in love. I'm a male mosquito, I don't spread dengue fever, I'm incredibly innocent, yet I was captured by a domineering vampire to be his wife. I'm a male, for crying out loud! [Kissing emoji]

36. 286 诡 The Evil God Can't Be Contained? Let Me Take a Couple of Bites First 诡神无法收容？先让我浅尝两口 Fireworks and Curtain Call烟花与闭幕Urban725k WordsCompleted [A man with a woman's appearance] [Gender Swap] [Transformation] [Supporting the Divine] [Elder of the Soul Hall] [A seasoned foodie] [Author of a 9.4-rated work, so dive in with confidence] … The story begins: [Ability acquired: Wielder of Sacred Light. You can control light.] Bai Liang: “This world may have lost its sun, but it still has me. I can replace the old sun and become a newborn one, can't I?” … … The story ends: The eldritch god descended from the stars and unleashed divine pun 3.6kReads8.8Score512Shelves
37. 287 要 Who Needs a Girlfriend? My Clones Are All I Need! 要什么妹子，我有分身就够了啊！ Fireworks and Curtain Call烟花与闭幕Urban874k WordsCompleted Also known as: After Getting Clones, the World Finally Went as Crazy as I Am [One Soul, Many Bodies, Ensemble Cast, Unhinged Story, Body Horror, Mostly Slice of Life. Dive in without worries.] Note: Contains crawling in twisted ways and biting people on sight, among other things. Hopefully it’ll make you laugh. … What could make a bewitching fox maiden crawl around in twisted contortions while gnawing on her own thigh? … What could make a beautiful, dashing blond angel pluck out her own eyes an 3.9kReads9.2Score478Shelves
38. 288 假 What If Your Honkai: Star Rail Were Like This? 假如你的星铁是这样的 Teacher Suleda苏乐达老师Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted (The protagonist transmigrates, character reversals, comedy, and wild plot ideas. Everything comes from the author's imagination. Character fans, proceed with caution.) Have you ever wondered if there could be another version of the script of [Destiny]? What if March 7th became a cool, mature woman, the team's new “ice-cold beauty”... What if Dan Heng inherited the healing half of the Dragon Lord's power and took charge of the Express's logistics... What if the Welt who came to this world was th 12.3kReads9.2Score1kShelves
39. 289 关 Legend of the Oden Hero 关东煮侠传 Classmate Lu Min陆悯同学Modern Romance110k WordsCompleted There was a man surnamed Lu, whose given name was Min. One day, he went into the cafeteria, and just as he was hurrying to get some food, he got scalded. Alas, how tragic! And so this story came to be. Dusk settled over Lijing Cafeteria like a heavy leaden curtain, pressing down on the eaves. The evening breeze slipped in through the window cracks, but did nothing to disperse the billowing heat around the huge pot of oden. Instead, it made the savory aroma, tinged with a hint of something burnt, 1Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 290 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 44.4kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves

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    You'll be so happy! [Learned it][OK]

41. 291 氪 A Life-for-Cash Game? But I Have a Lifespan Roulette! 氪命游戏？但是我有寿命大转盘！ Infinite Cat Traps无限套猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Life-for-Cash Game: Everything here costs lifespan! Lifespan Prize Wheel: Spend lifespan to spin the wheel and win all kinds of rewards! Put the two together, and isn't it like stepping on your own feet to spiral into the sky? Let's start with a spin that costs 50 years of lifespan. You won one x10 card! “Where should I multiply first?” 8.6kReads6.9Score808Shelves

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    It may not be good-looking, but it will definitely be funny.

42. 292 我 I Choose for the Yandere Girls? They’re in for a World of Pain 我替病娇做选择？那她们遭老罪了 Don't Fight Me for It别和我抢Urban117k WordsOngoing [A fresh premise] [Anti-cliché] [Choosing for Her] Li Xiang transmigrates into a yandere novel, becoming the protagonist's little sidekick. The good news: the protagonist is a cool, domineering big sister! The bad news: I've been her sidekick for three years. The yanderes adore the protagonist, but can't do anything about her. They all want to use me, her sidekick, to get close to her. But here's the thing: I have a golden finger. It's called “choosing for other people.” Whenever a yandere tries 40Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    The most abstract yandere story in Tomato

43. 293 长 Changhong Funeral Services, One-Stop from Start to Finish 长虹殡葬一条龙 The Unrivaled Killer不可一世的杀手Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha 15kReads8.6Score1.5kShelves
44. 294 谁 Who Says I'm the Thunder Ancestor? I'm Clearly Tongtian! 谁说我是雷祖的？我明明是通天！ Born Without a Work Ethic先天不用功Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Traits, multiple heroines, genius] [Congratulations! You have successfully used the “Naming” trait to fool 100/100 people. Choose one of the following traits!] When Lu Xuan opens the trait orb, a flash of red appears before his eyes! [Red Trait: Body of the Jade Pure True King Yingyuan: Inheritor of the Nine Heavens Yingyuan Thunderclap Universalizing Heavenly Venerable] “Wait, isn’t this one of the gods from Blue Star in my previous life?” While he is still reeling from the shock, his master, 20.2kReads7.6Score2kShelves
45. 295 叛 My Rebellious Childhood Friend Is Too Hard to Win Over, but My Baby-Faced Junior Sister Pushes the Door Open 叛逆青梅太难追，童颜师妹把门推 A Yu Sealed in Dust阿鱼封尘Eastern Fantasy421k WordsOngoing [Reborn] [Comedy] [Multiple Heroines] [Feel-Good] [Reckless and Timid in Equal Measure] The heavens have their way of settling scores. No one escapes their due. In my first life, my rebellious childhood friend beat me into a spinning top. In my second, my gentle junior sister chopped me into mincemeat. Starting over in this life, my System has finally arrived. I, He Su'an, will lie low until the end of time and finally get my revenge. P.S. I gave the male lead a male-oriented System and the sup 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    That's great, that's my specialty.

46. 296 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score834Shelves
47. 297 录 We Filmed a Variety Show, and All Three of Us in the Family Became Famous in Our Own Ways 录个综艺，一家三口各火各的 Zhu Zhimu朱之沐Urban811k WordsOngoing [Variety Show + Slacker Attitude + Lighthearted Comedy + No Heroine + System + Dad Raising a Child + Cozy Everyday Life + Delta Force] Lin Ze transmigrated into the body of a single father. He was a professional slacker, a laid-back dad, and perfectly happy to live off his parents. The parenting reality show had invited him to serve as a cautionary example, come last, and make the big shots look good. Unexpectedly, Lin Ze's daily routine of mooching off both his parents and his kid became the fo 36kReads8.8Score4kShelves
48. 298 师 A Master Is a Master, Never a Wife 师尊就是师尊，是不能成为娘子的 Rain at the Right Time, Time for Rain时雨雨时Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Reborn for eighteen years, Jiang Yuan finally steps onto the path of cultivation, relying on the blessings passed down by his ancestors. To make things even better, he obtains a “get stronger by falling in love” System. But... “What? My second senior sister will torment me until I wish I were dead because of the junior fellow apprentice who shows up in the future?” “What? My first senior sister will cripple my cultivation and turn me into a useless person because of the junior fellow apprentice 17.1kReads7.4Score1.9kShelves
49. 299 盘 The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书 Whale in the Plate盘中鲸Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted [Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju 14.1kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves

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    The second book is explosive.

50. 300 我 My System Is the Pinduoduo Version 我的系统是拼夕夕版 DM Me Fifty to See the Namev我五十看名称Eastern Fantasy180k WordsCompleted Other people transmigrate into the cultivation world with Heavenly Spirit Roots, god-tier techniques, and beautiful women throwing themselves into their arms. I transmigrated into the cultivation world with a useless Spirit Root, a place in the servant quarters, and people stepping on my face and calling me trash. But I have the Pinduoduo System. Can one slash sever an enemy's spirit sword? Yes! Can one slash break the mountain-protecting formation? Yes! Can one slash cut through an innate supre 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The main character of this book is a pure and happy person.

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