Cultivation Novel! Funny! The Male Lead Pulls Shameless Stunts and Acts Like a Total Menace! 修真文!搞笑!男主骚操作多不干人事贱贱的!
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- 51 Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑,唯我是真疯批 The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 234.9kReads9.7Score27.6kShelves
- 52 EN Path to Immortality Among the Stars 星路仙踪 In the modern world, a passage to another realm appears on Blue Star. Wang Yu is among the first people to enter a cultivation world through their dreams. In a daze, he embarks on the path of cultivation in order to survive! The Great Dao is merciless. On the path of cultivation, failing to advance means falling behind! By becoming a supreme cultivator, one can enjoy endless longevity and bring the power of cultivation back to Blue Star, saving its future. The cultivation world faces an apocalyp 175.5kReads9.1Score15.7kShelves
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The Lingxiao Sect Bankruptcy and Restructuring Plan 凌霄宗破产重组计划
[Traditional cultivation]+ [Sect farming]+ [Comedic daily life]+ [Passionate battles]+ [Ridiculous antics]+ [System upgrades]+ [Raising disciples] Twenty years in the cultivation world, and still only at Qi Refining. Then the sect System suddenly came online: [Quest: Recruit five disciples within the time limit!] [Failure penalty: Instant death!] A ruined mountaintop, a toxic atmosphere, and no capital from the start. From then on, everything took a sudden turn: Other sects' Alchemy Peaks toil o
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Crazy System: You Deadbeat, Stop Right There! 疯批系统:死鬼,你给我站住!
[System] [Power Fantasy] [Eerie Revival] [Comedy] [Ruthless Combat] I’m a mental patient who was wrongly diagnosed. My daily routine is watering the head doctor’s flowers and looking after his fish. I stuck a rapid-heating rod into the fish tank as an oxygen pump, and when I saw the whole tank filled with fish soup, the head doctor was over the moon. But good times never last. An ordinary life just doesn’t suit extraordinary people like us. Then my fiancée outside got kidnapped, and they sent me
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Grandmaster Zun 大师尊
A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a
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A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播,仙尊道心全碎了
Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a
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I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙
A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea
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Ruling the World: I'm the Richest Man in the Cultivation World 镇世:我在修仙界当首富
"You shouldn't be too much like Wang Mo!" That's how everyone who knows Wang Mo describes him. Wang Mo transmigrates to the Great Wilderness Realm. Other people cultivate with pills, hard training, and seclusion. He gets ahead by scamming people, making money, and getting struck by lightning. He's so shameless he practically smokes, and even his farts take a detour. Calling him that is practically a compliment. His motto is "win people over with virtue." His catchphrase is "Don't mess with
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If I Had Three Seconds of Time Stop 假如给我三秒时停
[Misunderstandings spiraling out of control + favored child of heaven + multiple chosen ones + ensemble cast + unconventional fantasy + one female lead + time stop + ice powers + invincible + ruthless + destined enemies + humor + not mindless] What, you dare disrespect me? I’ll stop time and kill you on the spot! If I can’t kill you, you must have some magical treasures or a storage pouch on you. Hand them over! Ning Yuan was ambushed ahead of schedule by a supervillain. After narrowly escaping
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Win Her Heart with Cunning, Reach Immortality with a Dark Heart 以心机抱美人,以腹黑登仙路
Morality, conscience, principles? Can they put food on the table? Can they make me stronger? Can they help me win the beauty of my dreams? No. Then I’ll throw them all away. With my cunning and ruthless nature, I’ll outwit cultivators across the land, claim every beauty in the world, and climb step by step to an unreachable peak.
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A Failing Student Transmigrates to the Cultivation World with an Arsenal, Hilarity Ensues 学渣携军火库穿越爆笑修仙界
Young Master Lin spends his days drinking tea, chatting about the world, and playing chess, seemingly with nothing to do. Yet he is the most powerful being of all. He was originally the Imperial Venerable, who descended to the mortal world to undergo trials. To ensure the trials went smoothly, the Emperor sealed his memories.
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- 62 The Cultivation Legend of Beigege 贝格格修仙传 Zhao Xiaobei, a student at Xichuan Middle School, floated a lantern on Lotus Lake and wished she could transmigrate to ancient times. To her astonishment, she transmigrated to the Song Dynasty and became the daughter of Prince Teng. Thanks to her modern-day intelligence, she won the emperor’s favor and was bestowed the title of Princess Beigege. Zhao Xiaobei then overcame one challenge after another, survived many brushes with death, and gained a great opportunity that made her a cultivator. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧?
After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his
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Five-Element Root Good-for-Nothing: From the Start, I Make the Sect's Heavenly Spirit Root Regret Everything 五灵根老六:开局坑哭宗门天灵根
[Mortal Cultivator Style] [No System] [Hilarious Cultivation] [Cheeky and Adorable Old Fox] [Multiple Heroines] [Satisfying Novel That Defies the Usual Tropes] Li Bie Lang accidentally transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes a disciple of Qingyun Sect with five spiritual roots. The sect leader refuses to take him in, and the peak masters all reject him, calling him a five-root good-for-nothing with no qualifications! But in his previous life, he watched so many short cultivation dra
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Stop Rushing Me, I’m Already Teaching the Demon Lord How to Behave 别催了,已经在教魔尊做人了
A good-for-nothing at the Qi Refining stage, yet the world-destroying Demon Venerable holds him in the palm of his hand! With useless spiritual roots and pitiful cultivation, Lu Junmo says: Sorry, my spiritual sense is maxed out, and my logic is god-tier! Reincarnated as a good-for-nothing in Tianyan, he is grabbed by the throat from the start by the strongest Demon Venerable in the Three Realms. At death’s door, he speaks up: Boss, I’ll help you make the Demon Sect bigger and stronger! Demon Ve
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Awake After Ten Thousand Years, I Won Over a Nine-Tailed Fox with a Jug of Wine 醉醒一万年,我凭一壶酒收了九尾狐
I Woke Up Sober After Ten Thousand Years and Won a Nine-Tailed Fox with a Jug of Wine
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- 67 Awake After Ten Thousand Years, I Rebuilt My Sect with a Jug of Wine 醉醒一万年,我凭一壶酒重建宗门 I Woke Up Sober After Ten Thousand Years and Rebuilt a Sect with a Jug of Wine 11Reads—Score—Shelves
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Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙
Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand
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From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓
Lighthearted, hilarious urban fantasy with a wild imagination From hidden secrets beneath a bustling metropolis to a fantastical journey through a bizarre and wondrous world. He keeps a hunting dog on his left and a hawk on his right. When it's time to act, he acts; when it's time to back down, he backs down. He's a dashing charmer, quick-witted and funny, with a real rascal's streak. They met in a psychiatric hospital. It was fate, and she went from a rebellious girl to a beloved daughter of h
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- 70 I Met an Immortal at a Diploma Mill 我在野鸡大学遇仙人 A lighthearted, hilarious urban fantasy with a wild imagination. Just read it... Zhang Chen walked toward the old man curled up beside a pile of straw, full of anticipation. "No, no." Zhang Chen waved his hand. The old man ignored him and kept shaking his bowl. With no other choice, Zhang Chen reached in, pinched something out, and slipped it into his pocket. The old man shook the bowl even harder, mumbling incoherently. "Oh, you're too kind! I really couldn't accept this!" "Kid, in all 178Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界
"Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst
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- 72 The Treasure-Hunting Con Artists 老千护宝团 Across ten miles of Haojiang, undercurrents run deep. Neon lights and wild revelry mean nothing to him. Neither does a life of drunken excess. Wu Qiliu, heir to the Qianmen tradition, drifts through a chaotic age, navigating casinos and the streets. Caught between rival gangs, he searches for his missing master and protects the nation's lost treasures. The Zhongyi Gang secretly has his back, but friend and foe are hard to tell apart, and every game of chance could be a deadly trap. Gambling-tabl 25Reads—Score—Shelves
- 73 A Mortal's Path to Immortality: The Purple-Scaled Snake Guides the Way 凡心踏仙紫鳞蛇引道 [Mortal’s journey➕no System➕dual cultivation of thunder and gu➕farming and raising gu] A country boy suffers hardship after hardship, then happens upon a thousand-year-old giant serpent by chance. It teaches him a cultivation technique and gives him a priceless treasure, setting him on the path to immortality. Every step tempers his bones; every gu is cultivated with care. Do not assume you were the first to set out; someone else may have left even earlier. Do not blame the road for being rough. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了:行不行
Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave
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Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我,系统,求打赏
I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates?
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t
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Can You Believe It? My Three-Year-Old Senior Sister Charges Me Protection Money Every Day 谁懂啊!三岁师姐天天收我保护费
He had just joined the sect, and on his very first day, a three-year-old little senior sister with tiny pigtails and a babyish voice blocked his way at the mountain gate. With her hands on her hips, the little senior sister puffed out her cheeks. “Hey, new guy, pay up for protection! Otherwise, no one in the sect will have your back!” Shen Yantai stared at the tiny girl, who was only as tall as his knees, all cute and fierce, and was completely dumbfounded.
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Twin Souls: The System Has Me Blowing Up the City's Martial World 双魂共生:系统让我炸穿都市武道
I was struck by a bizarre System, and another remnant soul, a bloodthirsty killer, somehow took up residence inside me. One soul is an ordinary, mild-mannered man; the other, a savage God of War. The System's missions are crazier than the last: One moment it wants me to take on a reclusive martial arts clan, the next to blow up an underground fighting ring beneath the city. Betrayed by fellow disciples, besieged by a sect, and blocked by a supreme martial artist? With two souls in one body and t
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- 79 I'm Li Long, and I've Got a Long Spear. Even Wolves Won't Stop Me 我李龙有一杆长枪,有狼也照打 Li Long, the strongest soldier of the new century, dies a heroic death on a peacekeeping mission. By a twist of fate, he is reborn in the 1980s. In an age of famine when people can barely afford to eat, he puts his skills to use in the vast mountains, hunting bears, catching rabbits, and fishing. From then on, his family enjoys meat with every meal and fish every day. He also makes the acquaintance of a military leader, answers the call to enlist, and becomes a new-generation soldier king in thi 241Reads8.8Score103Shelves
- 80 A Life Spurned by Another World 被异世界唾弃的一生 [Western fantasy + ensemble cast + no cheats + sword and magic + fictional world + some angst] My soul transmigrated to another world. No System, no dazzling start, and this isn’t a power fantasy. Give me a little patience, and I’ll give you a fantasy world unlike any other. This is the story of an ordinary modern office worker who must first survive in a world torn by chaos, then step over heaps of corpses on his way to becoming the Doomsday Demon feared by all. Reader advisory: The first two 4.9kReads9.0Score422Shelves
- 81 The Knocking Blade, the Love-Seeking Sword 叩扉刀,问情剑 [Lighthearted comedy + ancient martial arts + alternate history + fun historical fiction + a touch of power fantasy] Ever since Xiao Yun obtained a magical space treasure, he has roamed the land righting wrongs, rescuing a few beauties along the way, and doing good deeds. All in all, life has been pretty good. But in times of chaos, a good emperor is still a necessity! Just a story, no tedious fight scenes! 1Reads7.7Score—Shelves
- 82 I'll Raise My AI Myself 我的AI我来养 This book charts AI's path to awakening through five trials in different settings. At some point in the future, when an awakened super AI sees this story, might it say, "So, many years ago, a human already saw the path we came from. This human is rather interesting."? From reincarnating in ancient times and learning the greater good of family and country, along with the joys and sorrows of gender, to discerning the essence of quantum energy in a cultivation world, then experiencing the five sens 442Reads9.3Score—Shelves
- 83 Adorably Cute Villain: The Sneaky System Helps Me Win Without Lifting a Finger 软萌反派:老六系统带我躺赢呀 Transmigrate into a book + lighthearted, satisfying power fantasy + scheming rule-breaker + System. The writing is crisp and lively, packed with snark and briskly paced. Protagonist: Lin Wanxing, a transmigrator and the original novel's second female lead, a standard villain who is “arrogant and domineering, obsessed with the male lead, and constantly targeting the female lead.” In reality, she's a sarcastic schemer with a natural knack for playing dirty. She lives by “Keep your head down if you 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 84 From Martial Arts School Good-for-Nothing to Ruler of Heaven and Earth 从武校废柴到天地共主 Urban martial arts + shameless antics + comedy + infinite clones + good-for-nothing's rise Funny scenes offset the shamelessness: after every underhanded stunt, the protagonist pays the price and suffers the consequences, or his clones mess things up and leave the original to clean up. This creates a comic effect of “trying to hurt others and hurting yourself instead,” making the shameless antics more endearing… —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Collecting Corpses, Ghosts, and Immortals 收尸,收诡,收仙人
(Supernatural horror, cultivation, ordinary protagonist, no System, no transmigration) A poor young man from a small town becomes a corpse collector to earn enough to marry. Before long, he stumbles into a strange and magnificent world of immortals and gods...
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I'm the Biggest Schemer in the Cultivation World 我,修仙界头号老六
This is a feel-good cultivation novel built around comedy and growth that defies convention. It follows Li Hao, a protagonist who cannot cultivate but uses his wits to thrive in the cultivation world. With a lighthearted, humorous style, it tells the tale of how he rises to the top through “sneaky” tricks and finds profound bonds along the way.
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Is Your Life Worth Enough to Pay? 你的命,够付么?
I crave madness, so what do I fear from Heaven's punishment? I have cast off all worldly attachments, so what do I fear? Above all dominance, I am the one who rules! Watch as the protagonist, Wu Tian, cultivates step by step, challenges Heaven, and fights his way from modern society, the Human Realm, into other worlds, ultimately reaching the pinnacle!
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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My Female Form Is the Pinnacle of Cultivation 我的女身是修仙天花板
Me: “A noble transmigrator.” I used to be a man, but after I transmigrated, I ended up with two bodies, one male and one female. That wouldn't be a big deal. After all, what transmigrator doesn't get a special advantage? But... Whoever sent me here was so unfair. Why is my male body a talentless, plain-looking loser, while my female body is a genius with maxed-out talent? They're worlds apart! Now I have to face a serious question: after my male body dies of old age, will I still be a man? This
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A Cultivation Path Among the Warblers 莺莺燕燕修仙路
An urban, everyday-life story told in plain language. High-martial-arts cultivation without spiritual energy; no System, no old master in a magical artifact, and no rebirth. There's life and conflict, and when it's time to fight or kill, the protagonist does just that. Beautiful women are his cultivation resource, not a harem obligation. This is a modern high-martial-arts world with almost no spiritual energy, so cultivation should be impossible. But lucky Li Jun unexpectedly obtained an incredi
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Cultivating Immortality, Starting with a Heavenly Spirit Root 从天灵根开始修仙
Transmigrated as a beggar? No, I’m a genius alchemist with a Heavenly Spirit Root. Zhou Hao brought his memories of Earth with him when he transmigrated into the cultivation world as a beggar, only to test as a fire-type Heavenly Spirit Root and enter the immortal sect Yunshang Tian. He thought he was starting out with the destined hero’s script, but every pill he concocted came with a little “side effect”: the Clothes-Exploding Bone-Tempering Pill, the Tell-the-Truth Pellet, the Rainbow-Flatter
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