Whatever, I've Given Up on Finding Good Books. Time for Some Brain-Rot Novels. 算了我看书摆烂了降智小说走一走，

1. 1 吸 Vampire Knight: I Am Yuki Kuran 吸血鬼骑士之我是玖兰悠雪 Qian Yunxu千云絮Anime Fanfiction122k WordsCompleted I wanted to give my favorite anime character a happy ending. Of course, this is a bit messy, and a lot of it is incoherent. I didn’t handle the details well, so just think of it as rewatching the anime and reminiscing about Kuran Kaname. To be clear in advance, everything follows the original anime, and I’ve explained it all in the blurb. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to read it. I won’t force anyone. 205Reads—Score—14d adds

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   These are all I can think of. These books are funny, entertaining, and a bit mind-numbing.

2. 2 盗 Tomb Raiding: Wu Xie’s Little Sister Is Everyone’s Darling 盗墓：无邪的妹妹是团宠 Yue Yue玥粤Mystery613k WordsOngoing [Apologies for the OOC. Zhang Haike is the love interest; this is a sweet romance, while the Tender Beef Five are family-oriented. The story is full of personal headcanons, so proceed with caution if that’s not your thing.] (Just so you know, I’m a hopeless romantic who loves writing sweet little stories: kisses, hugs, and, well, you know. The heroine is delicate and fragile, with a real “easy to sweep off her feet” vibe. Her interactions with her brother-in-law are sugar-sweet, and Zhang Haike 2kReads8.8Score24914d adds
3. 3 被 After We Were Switched at Birth, My Birth Mom Switched Me Back Again 被调包后，亲妈又把我换回来了 Nian Zhujin年竹妗15k WordsCompleted After I was switched at birth, my biological mother switched me back again 272Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 4 随 I Followed My Mom Into Her New Marriage and Became the Military Compound’s Favorite 随妈改嫁：我成了军区大院的团宠 A Life Without Sorrow or Joy余生无悲欢Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Period setting + 1970s + transmigrate + feel-good story + space] [Beautiful heiress vs. aloof, doting CEO] Nan Xi transmigrated from the apocalypse into the 1970s, and her father died just ten days after she was born. When she was five, she went with her mother to visit her grandparents, who had been sent down to a farm. The two took a wrong turn and were caught by Nan Bosen, who was taking part in a military exercise. Nan Bosen fell in love with her mother, Shen Xinyue, at first sight, and the 22.2kReads9.2Score3.1k14d adds
5. 5 带 I Took My Boyfriend into a Dungeon, and My Ex-Husband the Boss Panicked 带男友进副本后，BOSS前夫他急了. Me, Winning Without Trying躺赢的我13k WordsCompleted I Brought My Boyfriend into a Dungeon, and My Ex-Husband the Boss Is Panicking 834Reads—Score11014d adds
6. 6 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3k14d adds

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   First book: This is a quick transmigration type. Once you get through the first world, you'll find the later worlds increasingly enjoyable. My sister Cen might not be human, but she's definitely a dog (the only downside is that the romance isn't handled well; you could say there's no main couple). Second book: You can read this when you're bored. The female lead, Wen Jiu, is quite interesting; she can chat with anyone with her mouth. If anyone offends her, she'll definitely take revenge on the spot. It's a very satisfying read. The female lead herself has a cheat ability.

7. 7 穿 After I Transmigrated Into a Book, the God of War's Own Daughter Ran Wild 穿书后明神的亲闺女横行霸道 The Eye in the Heart心中目Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Wen Jiu, a second-generation deity, loves causing trouble, running wild, and kicking up a fuss. She wants to rule this world from the pages of a book all on her own, but her divine father won't allow it. So this fearless girl, who also happens to love hopping around like a wild monkey, can only torment other people, show off her power, put on airs, and stir up a little excitement to pass the time. The head of the Jiang family is an emotionless “money-printing machine,” an unyielding man with no 14.4kReads9.4Score1.5k14d adds
8. 8 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 59.7kReads9.5Score58.5k14d adds

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   Reading this book is definitely a source of joy for me. It's almost entirely filled with jokes. I can't help but burst into laughter under the covers at night.

9. 9 乖 Be Good, Don't Be Afraid! The Yandere Villain's Deadly Seduction of the Supporting Heroine 乖，别怕！病娇反派致命撩宠女配 Tao Beixia桃北夏Modern Romance346k WordsCompleted Redemption story! Healing a sick, obsessive lunatic + sweet romance + possessive love + a scheming, black-hearted villain who's all in on love + transmigrated female supporting character + everyone's favorite + devoted couple with no past lovers + happy ending + school life. The original female lead isn't vilified. The System has little presence. A youthful, passionate, sweet little romance. [The entire main cast awakens! The male lead is a pure-hearted boy, utterly devoted to his wife and crazy 20.6kReads9.5Score3.7k14d adds

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   So good! [Sweet romance and redemption, ambiguous entanglement, blatant favoritism and pampering]

10. 10 七 The 1970s: Reclaiming My Luck, the Tycoon's Darling Wife Wins Without Lifting a Finger 七零：夺回气运，首富娇妻躺赢了 Azure Sea and Blue Sky碧海青天Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Satisfying, sweet, and feel-good + spatial powers] In her previous life, Lin Qianxue had her fortune stolen, and after her soul transmigrated, her family was destroyed within three years. When she opened her eyes again, she was back before everything had been taken from her. Refusing to be a sacrificial pawn, Lin Qianxue struck back and reclaimed it all. The rough-and-tough veteran Liu Zongzhen had a heavy fate, a fiery temper, and abundant vitality. He swiftly carried his petite wife home. Whe 34.7kReads9.2Score3.3k14d adds
11. 11 穿 Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Original Wife of a Mad Power-Hungry Minister 穿成疯批权臣的炮灰原配 Bright Lantern灯旺旺Ancient Romance707k WordsCompleted [Farming + Transmigrate into a Book + Sweet Romance] Witty, scheming girl vs. lovesick, obsessive powerbroker Xin Yueying transmigrates into a book, landing in an old-fashioned, preachy novel as the wicked wife of the deranged, obsessive second male lead. Shen Qingqi is the novel’s deranged, villainous male character. Born into a family of famed generals, he was imprisoned alongside the Shen family after his father offended powerful nobles. He suffered terribly in prison and was left with crippl 29.7kReads9.3Score10.3k14d adds
12. 12 疯 She's Gone Mad! The Day She Transmigrated, the Sickly Young Lord Vowed to Give Himself to Her! 疯了!穿越当天，病娇世子爷他要以身相许! Han Mianmian韩绵绵Ancient Romance868k WordsCompleted Original title: After the Heir’s Consort Turns Dark, All the Gods Fall at Her Feet [Transmigration + two scheming minds locked in a battle of wits + obsession + political intrigue + bickering couple] Yun Jincheng transmigrates and, the moment she opens her eyes, strips the sickly heir of his clothes and stumbles upon a secret he has kept hidden for years. Rumor has it that the heir of the Prince of Zhennan, who has been frail for years and gasps for breath after just a few steps, isn’t sick at a 2kReads9.3Score52914d adds
13. 13 我 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 35.2kReads8.8Score4.5k14d adds

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    This is funny and lighthearted.

14. 14 抱 Sorry! I Can't Treat Beasts Like You. Get Out! 抱歉！兽医治不了禽兽你们走吧！ Check My Avatar for a Sword Manual看我头像练剑谱Urban482k WordsCompleted [Miracle Doctor] + [Veterinarian] + [Comedy] + [No Saintly Savior] + [Wild Imagination] + [Ridiculous Antics] He obtained the Miracle Doctor System! From the start, he opened a pet hospital and was mistaken for running a poison den. The entire internet even arranged a little trip to the afterlife for him! He treated a wealthy tycoon's beloved dog and was branded a heartless vet across the internet for charging a sky-high 130,000 in medical fees! He treated the tycoon's son, who suffered from pre 118Reads6.9Score10714d adds
15. 15 婚 After Marriage, the Aloof Beauty Is Held by the Weary Tycoon, Who Kisses and Clings to Her 婚后清冷美人被厌世大佬搂腰缠吻 Cranes Part from Green Mountains鹤别青山Modern Romance216k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] [Both Pure + Marriage First, Love Later + Secretly Planned for a Long Time + Sweet Everyday Romance] A devoted-to-his-wife young master × a cool, aloof finance department beauty Gu Zhiyan confidently believes that with Shen Nanyin's family background, she'll come crawling back to him sooner or later. Until he sees her get into the Lu family's exclusive luxury car with his own eyes. One night, Gu Zhiyan gets blackout drunk and pounds on the door, his eyes red as he beg 42.1kReads9.4Score5.2k14d adds

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    It's sweet, not angsty, and worth watching.

16. 16 假 The Fake Heiress Just Gives Up and Goes Crazy! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 39kReads9.4Score4.2k14d adds

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    Funny, good-looking

17. 17 A A-Rated! The Gorgeous Boy Band Is Taking the Entertainment Industry by Storm A爆！神颜男团杀疯内娱 New Book, Boldly Charging into FanFan新书勇闯番番Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Male lead's perspective + no romance + entertainment-industry System + ensemble boy group] Jiang Beisheng, a top-level wanted criminal in an apocalyptic world, was hunted by the eight major Alliance bases. After narrowly escaping death several times, he was finally captured and had both legs crushed. Using an unknown method, he broke out of prison, fell into the sea, and disappeared. Jiang Beisheng thought he wouldn't survive this time, but woke up in another parallel world. System: Please join 30.3kReads9.4Score5.1k14d adds

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    The male protagonist is a powerful figure who survives the apocalypse.

18. 18 掉 I Fell into a Rugged Man's Arms in the 1970s, Then I Set the World Ablaze 掉到七零糙汉怀里后，我撩翻了天 Ah Yi啊易Modern Romance94k WordsOngoing [Period setting + transmigration + reborn + devoted couple + pocket dimension + livestreaming + rugged man + transmigrate into a book + sweet romance and mutual teasing + dazzling, seductive beauty vs. flirtatious, rugged man from the 1970s] Breaking news! Lu Rao, the 21st century's most dazzling and high-maintenance award-winning actress, has been voted by netizens to transmigrate to the 1970s. And the moment she arrives, she lands right in the arms of a rugged man from that era. The netizens e 42Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 19 八 The 1980s: Our Beloved Little Sister Is as Beautiful as a Flower 八零：团宠妹妹她貌美如花 Sweet Romance Darling甜文小宝贝Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Back in the 1980s, Chen Weiya looks at her ugly reflection in the mirror and thinks she's destined for a miserable life. Fortunately, she has a space of her own, and her family has her back, protecting and cherishing her at every turn so she won't suffer any grievances. Chen's father and mother: “Our daughter is beautiful. You're the ones with no taste.” Her older brothers: “Anyone who dares bully our little sister will get a fist to the face. She's the best.” Those who looked down on her though 55Reads8.7Score—14d adds
20. 20 穿 Transmigrate into a Book Set in the 1970s: The Sweet Beauty Uses Her Space to Woo Men 穿书七零：娇软美人手握空间撩汉 Qi Si杞肆Modern Romance455k WordsCompleted [1v1 + sweet romance + rugged man + 1970s + transmigrate into a book + dual cultivation + farming + portable space] Luo Haitang unexpectedly transmigrates into a novel set in an alternate version of the 1970s. Before transmigrating, she was a veteran corporate drone who had started saving for retirement and planning to lie flat before she was even thirty. After transmigrating, she has a comfortable family background and a job at the provincial capital's Bureau of Culture. She wants for nothing, 20Reads6.8Score—14d adds
21. 21 皇 The Empress Stepmom's Fury Throws the Whole Family Into a Panic 皇后后妈一怒全家都慌了 Yaoyao, Wandering the World浪迹天涯的夭夭Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama of the same name is now streaming! Come check it out! Ancient-to-modern transmigration + transmigrate into a book + married first, love later + sweet romance + devoted couple + raising kids When Empress Shen Nanke opens her eyes again, she finds herself inside a storybook, as the stepmother of two children. Her stepson is the villain who turns evil in a CEO romance, and her stepdaughter is a doomed backup love interest. There's also some thing called a System that insists she bin 3kReads9.1Score36114d adds

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    A vivid and imaginative idea

22. 22 不 You Won’t Let My Daughter Sit at the Table? Fine, Then Nobody Eats! 不让女儿上桌？行，那就都别吃！ Yu Qiaoqiao语乔乔Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Raising kids + building everything from scratch + feel-good story] Shui Qing opened her eyes to a dilapidated house, half a black wheat bun, and five pale, undernourished children looking at her with concern. Her sister-in-law said coldly, “Second sister-in-law, Sanzhu only bumped into you by accident. He's just a child. Why hold it against him?” “Your daughters are old enough to be sold off to marry their cousin and carry on the Fan family line. It's their good fortune.” Her biased mother-in-l 12.3kReads9.1Score1.9k14d adds

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    Looks good 😄😄

23. 23 被 Looked Down on by Her Relatives, She Married into a Powerful Family 被亲戚瞧不起的她，嫁入豪门了 Huang Duoduo黄多多Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Marriage Before Love], [Family Life], [Modern Everyday Romance] To pay for her father’s treatment, Chen Nian marries a stranger to bring him good fortune. Her relatives secretly gossip, “Chen Nian has terrible luck. Her dad got sick because she brought it on him! What man would marry a fox-spirit like her? Her family went bankrupt because she’s cursed. Just wait, she’s bound to end up doomed!” None of her relatives expect Chen Nian, who married a man in a vegetative state to bring him good fo 1.3kReads9.1Score24614d adds
24. 24 都 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Raise the Scumbag Husband’s Illegitimate Child? 都重生了，谁还替渣夫外室养孩子 Morning Clouds Purple朝云紫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Film and television rights sold] In her previous life, Yun Chu supported her husband, raised his son by a concubine, and helped the Xie family rise to greatness. In the end, she caused all one hundred members of the Yun family to be beheaded, then was forced to drink poison by the child she had raised with her own hands! As the poison burned through her entrails, she opened her eyes and found herself back at twenty. A line of Xie family children stood before her, each calling her “Mother” with 27.5kReads9.2Score4k14d adds
25. 25 九 The 1990s: I Took Down the Heroine, Tried to Slouch, and Ended Up Starting a Business 九零：干掉女主，摆烂不成去创业 Chi Yu Ru Hai池渔洳海Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Food + Stepmother + Raising Children + Cute Kids + Spirit Spring Water in a Pocket Dimension + Entrepreneurship + Feel-Good Revenge] Black Impermanence from the underworld kicks Shen Qingqing into the book I Fell for the Handsome CEO, becoming a gullible cash dispenser for the heroine. The heroine can take a hike. Who cares about the plot? Let’s change it! With her pocket dimension and spirit spring, Shen Qingqing opens a kindergarten and settles into a laid-back life of raisin 38Reads—Score—14d adds

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    These two lighthearted novels are worth checking out if you're feeling lazy. The first one is about transmigrating back to the 1990s, opening a kindergarten to raise a child, and accidentally becoming the richest person in the world. It's all about food, entrepreneurship, and raising a child. The second one is about a historical figure traveling to the modern era. The Empress Dowager, accompanied by her palace servants, enters the entertainment industry, and her ex-lover also transmigrates to the modern world. It's a sweet and heartwarming story.

26. 26 太 The Empress Dowager Returns to the Palace, Calls in Her Allies, and Sweeps the Entertainment World 太后娘娘回宫摇人横扫娱乐圈 Chi Yu Ru Hai池渔洳海Modern Romance177k WordsCompleted Ancient-to-modern transmigration + multiple Systems + showbiz + food variety shows + bringing kids onto variety shows The System pulls Ling Zuge into the Wenkang era. After she completes her mission of rising from palace maid to Empress Dowager, the System brings her back to the present day. To enjoy a luxurious, lie-flat retirement, she summons people from the imperial palace of the Wenkang era to help with her career and daily life, forcing her to keep fighting palace intrigues in the entertai 4Reads6.6Score114d adds
27. 27 小 A Young Police Officer's Path to Success 小民警的仕途之路 Xiao Xiaoyangyang小小扬扬Urban4.2M WordsOngoing Starting out as a police officer, he solves cold cases and earns major commendations while delivering practical results that improve people's lives. Rooted in his community, he rises step by step and forges a path to a brilliant career in public service!! 22.1kReads9.2Score91114d adds

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    This is really beautiful, the more I look at it, the more interesting it becomes.

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