Any Absolutely Unhinged, Completely Bonkers Stories? Please! 有没有那种很颠很神经的，求求了

1. 1 神 Cultivation Shenanigans: I Awakened the Aha System 神人修仙：我觉醒了阿哈系统 Qing Liao清鹩Eastern Fantasy95k WordsOngoing On her first day in the world of cultivation, Jiao Li discovered that not a single person here was normal. Her master was a shut-in, her senior brother was a gym addict, and her second senior brother loved wearing women's clothes. A thousand-year-old Nascent Soul ancestor had dementia and chased male immortals demanding a bride price. A Foundation Establishment cultivator broke through to Core Formation, only to develop a kidney stone. Jiao Li burst out laughing. “This is fantastic! I've finally 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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   What's the most bizarre thing you've ever seen left behind by tourists? Is it worn underwear, a half-eaten apple, or a coin hiding in a crevice drinking honey water?

2. 2 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves

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   The female lead is incredibly eccentric; she practically turned the dating reality show into a madcap reality show! It's super entertaining, highly recommended! It's really eccentric, and the comments section is hilarious too.

3. 3 全 All of the Capital Knows That Father and Daughter Have a Few Screws Loose 全京城都知道，那对父女脑子有坑 Little Wine Riddle小酒谜Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and witty + no romance + daily life + everyone’s favorite + satisfying read + ridiculous fun + strong female lead + ensemble cast + political intrigue + absurd plot] (I’m no good at writing introductions, so just jump straight into the story!) Ever since Ye Qiong, the only child of Prince Duan’s household, was kicked in the head by a donkey and lost her memory, The old libertine Prince Duan’s good days came to an end. Other families enjoy loving fathers and filial children. The Pri 401.7kReads9.3Score56.7kShelves
4. 4 我 My Life Is Yours, All of It 我的命，全都给你 Zhi Ao Zhao枝凹昭Modern Romance32k WordsCompleted [Heartbreaking Romance + No Logic + Unhinged Fiction + Whatever Comes to Mind + Urban Cultivation + Face-Slapping + Pouring Out One's Heart] (This is entirely fictional. Please do not relate it to real life.) She lost both her parents and relied on financial aid to finish school. Independent yet sensitive and fragile! He came from a powerful family, counted money until his hands cramped every day, and was charming and handsome, yet cold and ruthless! * One thought they didn't matter to the other 1.1kReads8.3Score137Shelves

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   Extremely bumpy, or you don't have to pay.

5. 5 发 Madcap Mayhem: From the Start, I Give Birth to 80 Billion Babies 发疯沙雕：开局生80亿个宝宝 Gan Shisan甘十三Urban133k WordsCompleted After three days and three nights of shrill cries, Jing Rui finally gave birth! “My name is Jing Rui. I’m 26, and yesterday I laid an egg. Yes, it’s my biological child.” I thought it was just a dream, but I never expected things to turn out like this… 325Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 6 紫 The Curse Spirit Who Can't Have Kids Isn't a Good Girl 紫曰不能生娃的咒灵不是好女孩 King of Sexual Frustration性压抑大王Anime Fanfiction414k WordsOngoing My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 565Reads6.1Score100Shelves

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   You can try this book.

7. 7 小 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves Cilantro爱吃香菜的垂耳兔Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 37.9kReads9.3Score4.6kShelves

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   This is really crazy [facepalm]. Asking Buddha for help when facing problems is pointless. To maintain your Daoist heart, please willingly (and take the beating) accept my teachings. If you've learned a few basic techniques, you can combine them to create a modified version. Since you're asking Buddha, you should only ask for a satisfactory result. …

8. 8 快 After Quick Transmigration, the Shy Rose Blooms in a Glorious Blaze 快穿后羞答答的玫瑰轰轰烈烈的开 Jin San'er瑾三儿Fantastical Romance846k WordsOngoing [Era-themed quick transmigration] [No fixed couple] Su Cha discovered that she had entered a novel set in a bygone era that she had read before. Given a second life, all she wanted was to enjoy herself and live in comfort. She thought she had been given another chance because she’d saved someone, but she had no idea this was a quick-transmigration internship that would determine her fate… Content warning: The story only features settings from bygone eras. There’s no fixed couple, but that doesn 172.7kReads9.1Score14.4kShelves

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   I recommend this book. The female lead is a bit eccentric, but I'm always feeling awkward for others, which takes some getting used to. I wrote it for my boyfriend around that time, and my face hurt from laughing so much.

9. 9 我 I'm Unhinged, You're a Freak, and No Villain Can Die Faster Than Me 我发癫，你变态，反派作死没我快 fogforestAncient Romance218k WordsOngoing [Both untouched + happy ending + transmigrate into a book + unhinged + goofy + meme-filled + funny and lighthearted + beloved by all] Fu Ling transmigrates into a book and becomes the villainous female supporting character in a rebirth novel. In the original story, the heroine, reborn and back to take revenge, schemes to marry her off to the unhinged crown prince, leaving her without even a corpse. Fu Ling gets the worst possible start: the moment she opens her eyes, she’s performing an erotic s —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   🔥🔥Highly Recommended🔥🔥 [Super sweet 1v1 + hilarious memes + entertainment industry + romance + face-slapping] [Please follow]

10. 10 一 It Takes Two to Clap, but I Have the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms 一个巴掌拍不响，我有降龙十八掌 Don't Stop Me from Going Crazy别拦我发疯Modern Romance551k WordsCompleted [Also known as: You Have a Breakdown, I Go Crazy, We’re Mental Patients Side by Side] In her previous life, a hater sneaked up on her and stabbed her to death. While Ni Yao was on the toilet, she was reborn. She returned to the day the Film Emperor plotted to frame her. The Film Emperor staged the whole thing, spreading rumors that Ni Yao had slept her way to the top. Ni Yao sprang up and slapped him! Ni Yao: Does it hurt? Film Emperor: Yes. The next day. An obsessive hater came to her door, in 166Reads6.1Score—Shelves
11. 11 我 I Go Crazy, You Go Wild, Let's Enjoy a Shameless Life Together 我发疯你发颠，一起享受缺德人生 A Little Ginger一只小生姜Modern Romance157k WordsOngoing [Marriage Before Love] [No-Brain, Feel-Good, Unhinged, Cheating] [A Pair of Lunatics] [The heroine has no morals or manners, swears constantly, and is completely crazy] He Jingrou is reborn into a novel as a woman who shares her name, a woman so spineless she can hardly be more pathetic. Her best friend refuses to pay her back and even tries to guilt-trip her by threatening to die. No problem. Then go die! If you’re dead, you won’t have to pay me back. Her husband cheats on her? No problem! He J 1Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 12 你 You Peddle Nonsense, I Go Off the Rails: I'm the Boss of Shengjing 你贩剑，我发癫，盛京城里我是爹 Tang Jiujiu糖酒酒Ancient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book + Palace and Household Intrigue + Pop-Culture References + Subverting Tropes + Shamelessly Outrageous] Feng Xi, an apocalypse powerhouse, transmigrated into a male-oriented son-in-law novel and became the princess wife of the overpowered male lead, Qi Xiao. The princess was as foolish as a pig, selfish and cruel. She tormented Qi Xiao in every way, and in the end he cut off her hands and feet and threw her into Snake Valley, where countless snakes tore her apart. Feng X 2.1kReads9.3Score211Shelves
13. 13 残 The Cruel, Cold-Blooded Big Shot Is Held in His Foolish Wife’s Arms 残忍冷血大佬被傻妻抱怀里了 Ran Yuyu然渔渔Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted An accident at fifteen turned Shen Yuyu into a girl everyone knew as an idiot. Then, bound by a marriage contract, she married the powerful man every woman dreamed of having. The little fool was cute, sweet, and alluring. The tycoon was captivated by her looks and decided to play along with her for a while. Once he got bored, he could simply kick her out without a second thought. “Brother Si, Yuyu doesn't want to have a baby with you anymore.” Great! How could he kick the little fool out once sh 1.5kReads5.4Score178Shelves

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    You can also check out the novels I wrote myself.

14. 14 笨 A Silly, Sweet, Irresistible Darling, Bad Men Fight Over Him Like Crazy 笨蛋娇娇万人迷，坏男人们抢疯啦 Cool Autumn Breeze清秋微凉Two Male Leads355k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Quick Transmigration + Alluring Bottom + Love Rivals + Fragmented Top + One-on-One Ending] Silly, haughty, adorable charmer Nan Qiao x fragmented Lord God who wants to cuddle his darling The silly, haughty young master Nan Qiao accidentally binds himself to the Cannon Fodder System and enters various small worlds in person, playing the vicious little cannon fodder on the protagonists' paths to success. But while the beautiful darling diligently completes his missions, the bad 9.4kReads9.1Score965Shelves
15. 15 我 My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem. 120kReads9.7Score13.9kShelves
16. 16 直 Livestream Post Goes Viral! The Refined Scoundrel Is Losing Control 直播贴！全网疯！斯文败类失控中 Sui Wang随望Two Male Leads470k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + sweet romance and redemption + voice-actor online romance + a carefully laid seduction] [Soft, sweet, and innocent good boy + a cunning, secretly flirtatious top voice actor] Yan Nuo is a social recluse. With his fluffy, loosely curled light-gold hair, he looks well-behaved and easy to fool. Hoping to make some friends, he joins the voice-acting scene as a voice actor. Who would have thought a top star would appear out of nowhere and invite him to fake a couple act?! The top st 9.7kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
17. 17 假 If I Had Never Loved You 假如不曾爱过你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance49k WordsCompleted Under the weight of all the abuse, Jian Xin has spent the past six months living like a slut. 494Reads8.5Score103Shelves
18. 18 小 The Little Demon Above, the Master Below 小妖在上，师尊在下 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Ancient Romance665k WordsCompleted A fox from a thousand years ago carefully painted its pelt, hoping to become a peerlessly beautiful woman. A woman from a thousand years later carefully painted her face, hoping to become a bewitching fox spirit. To win the love of a man as ethereal as an immortal, A Qian cultivated from a little fox spirit into a mighty demon, graceful in every gesture. But her master never once spared her a second glance. To become worthy of her beloved master, she would rather be struck by heavenly lightning, 162Reads8.1Score—Shelves
19. 19 东 The Eastern Record of Wishes Come True 东方心想事成录 surypaPAnime Fanfiction740k WordsOngoing “Touhou” “Slice of life” “Sorry if anyone goes OOC” “An author who learns from their mistakes” “No System, all abilities are learned through trial and error” Ai Ran is a traveler of the multiverse who has visited several worlds, some brilliant, some declining, some peaceful, some cruel. He has experienced all kinds of magnificent adventures in those worlds, acquired powerful and bizarre abilities, and shouldered great responsibilities more than once... What will happen when someone like him come 1.3kReads8.4Score134Shelves

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    Search "The Goddess of Another World is a Goddess" for more information. (Satisfaction guaranteed)

20. 20 当 When Historical Yinreng Transmigrates into Empresses in the Palace 当正史胤礽穿到甄嬛传 Shimmering Moonlight月光熠熠Female-Channel Fanfiction255k WordsCompleted Aisin-Gioro Yinreng never imagined that after dying, he would wake up as someone else and find himself in a Qing Dynasty world like this one. Everything unfolding around him seemed utterly absurd! At that moment, Meng Jing (Xian), daughter of the Duke of Pei, was preparing to enter the palace. 3kReads8.5Score153Shelves

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    This book has no trendy tropes, only an absolutely insane plot. Even Professor Changmao would say it's outrageous. I'd be really sad if no one reads it. [Laughing and crying emojis]

21. 21 开 I Died from the Start, So I Decided to Become a Cat First 开局就挂掉的我决定先变成猫 Xi Fengjiu兮凤九Ancient Romance641k WordsOngoing [Chinese Cosmic Horror + Ancient Pre-Qin Mythology + Unconventional Infinite Flow + Beautiful, Strong, and Unbroken Beloved Heroine + Ensemble Cast Focus + A Chaotic Mix of Esoteric Cults and Warhammer Elements] The Morning Star fell, and the Evening Star vanished. The God King fell, severing the connection between Heaven and Earth. In a world plunged into darkness, the descendants of the Five Directions and Five Emperors made themselves pillars and built a vast empire, bringing the age of the w 316Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    Everyone else's main character is crazy, but is it just that the whole world is crazy for us? I wonder if anyone knows that there's something that's both crazy and reasonable, and doesn't really matter as long as it's useful~

22. 22 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.7kReads6.3Score291Shelves

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    A must-read for anyone experiencing a reading slump: "Tremble, 1980!" Rebirth + Research Genius + High-Energy Villain! A max-level master returns with overwhelming power, crushing opponents and slapping faces relentlessly. From a scourge of the compound, he fights his way to becoming an unparalleled national hero! So satisfying you won't want to stop reading! [Heart][Heart][Laugh][Laugh] [Heart][Heart]

23. 23 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.9kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves

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    When the villainous female supporting character starts acting like a complete idiot and goes insane, the wealthy family instantly transforms into a mental hospital! Yan Luo transmigrates into the self-destructive female supporting character in a novel about a real and fake heiress. She starts by passionately giving a speech under the national flag, proclaiming, "The wise don't fall in love, they just stew a goose in an iron pot," then promptly tackles the headmaster and rips off his wig, becoming a viral sensation with her cement-sealed-heart quotes. She forms a "refined scoundrel" duo with her genius younger brother, Yan Wang, fooling the principal into a square-dancing enthusiast, and putting on a hilarious performance in a live-streaming sales session, claiming, "Even if I lose eight houses, I'll still buy it for 29.8 Yuan." Everyone's mental state is off the charts: the red-haired school bully becomes a self-destructive love-obsessed individual, and the female lead turns her physics exam into a collection of jokes while munching on spicy snacks. We recommend watching with a ventilator, because who can resist laughing until they're crowing?! [Eating popcorn][Flying kiss][Flying kiss]

24. 24 天 Heavenly Court Temp: My Immortal Coworkers Are All a Nightmare 天庭临时工：我的神仙同事全是坑 Spring River, Autumn Leaves春江秋叶Urban242k WordsCompleted After enduring millions of years, the gods of Heaven have collectively developed a serious case of workplace slacking. Their missions in the mortal realm keep ending in disaster, so the Jade Emperor reluctantly launches the “Mortal Temp Worker Program,” recruiting ordinary people from the human world to do the busywork and clean up the messes. Modern office worker Chen Fan accidentally saves the Matchmaker after he falls into the mortal realm, and is forcibly bound by a temporary employment cont —Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 25 急 The God Who Drives You Crazy 急死个人的神上身 The Greedy Little Taohong贪吃的小桃红Eastern Fantasy396k WordsOngoing Feeling lost? A-San helps you let loose and see where you end up (The stargazer squints and points the wrong way at a fork in the road? Just cut through the weeds. You might stumble upon a frog dozing by the stream, fresher than anything on a star chart.) Feeling wronged? A-San helps you blow off steam (You draw a farmer's wife carrying a basket? She plants her hands on her hips and curses the rotten luck of it all. You chime in, and before long you're laughing together. The wind has already sw —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Are there any really crazy or eccentric ones you can take a look at?

26. 26 刘 Liu Bei Transmigrates into King Zhou 刘备穿越成纣王 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Historical1.5M WordsOngoing The rating is low because it was only recently released. The story is definitely good, so read with confidence. Liu Bei has become King Zhou? That means he's the ruler of all under Heaven from the start. His enemy is the Western Zhou, renowned for its benevolence. Liu Bei couldn't help smiling. “Why am I being challenged in the one thing I'm best at?” Then memories of King Zhou flooded Liu Bei's mind, and he exclaimed in alarm, “Wait! This isn't the Shang and Zhou dynasties from history. There a 909Reads5.9Score105Shelves

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    Here comes something interesting, let's take a look.

27. 27 曹 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Eastern Fantasy624k WordsCompleted A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 388Reads8.5Score—Shelves
28. 28 碎 Little Stories Before the Fall 碎前小故逝 Seedless Fir无籽衫Urban137k WordsOngoing This book needs a score of 2.5 to become the second-lowest-rated novel on Tomato. A friendly warning: this whole story takes too much brainpower. Please bring your brain when you read. Read only one chapter before bed each night, because one more will make your head explode. Absurd. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    **,** Hahahahahahahahaha

29. 29 深 Deep River 深河 Skull Bro骷髅broUrbanCompleted I’m not sure what to put in the synopsis. Anyway, this is just something I wrote on a whim to let off steam. I don’t even know what to say here, so I’ll just wish everyone an enjoyable read and happiness every day. —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 30 霸 The Domineering CEO Falls for Me, Chubby Cheeks and All! 霸道总裁爱上肥头大耳的我！ Version T0 Bestie版本T0集美Urban46k WordsOngoing [Pioneering Douyin short-video style + meme humor + surreal comedy + unhinged writing + Mary Sue + absurd laughs] “No one has ever dared fart in front of me, young lady. You’re the first! I’m interested in you now!” “Housekeeper Zhao, I want everything on that woman in three minutes!” Note: The plot is wild and packed with all sorts of elements, but don’t doubt it: this was written by a carbon-based life-form. 43Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A novel written by a genius [laughing and crying emoji]

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