Comedy, a Shameless Protagonist, a System, and the Crouching Dragon and Young Phoenix Duo 搞笑+猪脚贼贱+系统+卧龙凤雏

1. 201 别 Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女 Leng LianL冷怜LModern Romance202k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.) 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Sweet romance with no angst, hilarious and heartwarming moments, it's so addictive you won't be able to stop watching!

2. 202 修 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Late Summer 26夏末贰陆Eastern Fantasy261k WordsCompleted Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Without forcibly crushing the enemy, the protagonist shocks all living beings in the world with his skills alone.

3. 203 吴 Wu Yigua's Drunken Beauty: A City Cultivation Tale 吴一卦醉红颜都市修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban219k WordsCompleted Lead character: Wu Yigua, Starry Sky Fox [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + picking up women + slaying demons + catching ghosts] At the foot of Mount Wusheng, the young Wu Yigua is raised by the old Daoist Wuchenzi, who teaches him Eight Extremes Fist, how to pick up girls, expert seduction techniques, divination, feng shui, geomancy, and character reading. By a stroke of luck, his spirit pet, the Starry Sky Fox Fengchu, takes him into an ancie 3Reads7.6Score—Shelves

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   A fortune-telling stall in the city hides a powerful cultivator? "Wu Yigua's Drunken Beauty" is bursting with exciting moments! A poor boy telling fortunes on the street is actually a cultivator who has mastered ancient Taoist divination techniques? "Wu Yigua's Drunken Beauty's Urban Cultivation Chronicle" subverts expectations from the very beginning! Watch as the protagonist, Wu Yigua, navigates the concrete jungle, using hand gestures to predict fortune and misfortune, and a flick of his sleeve to avert crises: helping the bullied designer Zhao Xiaomeng defy fate, and assisting Huang Yinan, trapped in a love triangle, to tear away her facade. There are no unrealistic cultivation tropes; every divination is connected to real-life difficulties, and every comeback is incredibly satisfying. Fantasy and everyday life collide to create an addictive plot! The characters are vivid and uncharacteristic, and the plot twists are incredibly engaging. You'll definitely regret missing this novel with its double boost of "urban cultivation + realistic thrills"! ❤️💚💗💚💘💘

4. 204 我 I'm Li Long, and I've Got a Long Spear. Even Wolves Won't Stop Me 我李龙有一杆长枪，有狼也照打 Chen Songzi Loves Boiled Rice Noodles爱吃煮米粉的陈松子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Li Long, the strongest soldier of the new century, dies a heroic death on a peacekeeping mission. By a twist of fate, he is reborn in the 1980s. In an age of famine when people can barely afford to eat, he puts his skills to use in the vast mountains, hunting bears, catching rabbits, and fishing. From then on, his family enjoys meat with every meal and fish every day. He also makes the acquaintance of a military leader, answers the call to enlist, and becomes a new-generation soldier king in thi 250Reads8.8Score103Shelves

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   Historical fiction, time travel, rebirth, urban dual-soul story, urban fantasy, villainous sixth-generation system, hilarious and unethical clones [laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][cool][cool][cool][cool][cool]

5. 205 被 A Life Spurned by Another World 被异世界唾弃的一生 Cool-Off Period清冷期Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Western fantasy + ensemble cast + no cheats + sword and magic + fictional world + some angst] My soul transmigrated to another world. No System, no dazzling start, and this isn’t a power fantasy. Give me a little patience, and I’ll give you a fantasy world unlike any other. This is the story of an ordinary modern office worker who must first survive in a world torn by chaos, then step over heaps of corpses on his way to becoming the Doomsday Demon feared by all. Reader advisory: The first two 4.9kReads9.0Score430Shelves
6. 206 双 Twin Souls: The System Has Me Blowing Up the City's Martial World 双魂共生：系统让我炸穿都市武道 Wind Seeks Inkstone风寻砚Urban958k WordsCompleted I was struck by a bizarre System, and another remnant soul, a bloodthirsty killer, somehow took up residence inside me. One soul is an ordinary, mild-mannered man; the other, a savage God of War. The System's missions are crazier than the last: One moment it wants me to take on a reclusive martial arts clan, the next to blow up an underground fighting ring beneath the city. Betrayed by fellow disciples, besieged by a sect, and blocked by a supreme martial artist? With two souls in one body and t 31Reads8.9Score—Shelves
7. 207 我 I'll Raise My AI Myself 我的AI我来养 Realm of the Void太虚之境Historical1.0M WordsCompleted This book charts AI's path to awakening through five trials in different settings. At some point in the future, when an awakened super AI sees this story, might it say, "So, many years ago, a human already saw the path we came from. This human is rather interesting."? From reincarnating in ancient times and learning the greater good of family and country, along with the joys and sorrows of gender, to discerning the essence of quantum energy in a cultivation world, then experiencing the five sens 446Reads9.3Score—Shelves
8. 208 叩 The Knocking Blade, the Love-Seeking Sword 叩扉刀，问情剑 Growing Tender Bean Sprouts发嫩豆芽Historical467k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + ancient martial arts + alternate history + fun historical fiction + a touch of power fantasy] Ever since Xiao Yun obtained a magical space treasure, he has roamed the land righting wrongs, rescuing a few beauties along the way, and doing good deeds. All in all, life has been pretty good. But in times of chaos, a good emperor is still a necessity! Just a story, no tedious fight scenes! 1Reads7.7Score—Shelves
9. 209 从 From Martial Arts School Good-for-Nothing to Ruler of Heaven and Earth 从武校废柴到天地共主 Wind Seeks Inkstone风寻砚Urban223k WordsCompleted Urban martial arts + shameless antics + comedy + infinite clones + good-for-nothing's rise Funny scenes offset the shamelessness: after every underhanded stunt, the protagonist pays the price and suffers the consequences, or his clones mess things up and leave the original to clean up. This creates a comic effect of “trying to hurt others and hurting yourself instead,” making the shameless antics more endearing… —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 210 软 Adorably Cute Villain: The Sneaky System Helps Me Win Without Lifting a Finger 软萌反派：老六系统带我躺赢呀 Stealing a Kitty from the Moon月亮上面偷只喵Modern Romance245k WordsCompleted Transmigrate into a book + lighthearted, satisfying power fantasy + scheming rule-breaker + System. The writing is crisp and lively, packed with snark and briskly paced. Protagonist: Lin Wanxing, a transmigrator and the original novel's second female lead, a standard villain who is “arrogant and domineering, obsessed with the male lead, and constantly targeting the female lead.” In reality, she's a sarcastic schemer with a natural knack for playing dirty. She lives by “Keep your head down if you 2Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 211 别 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死 Unyielding Sweet Potato不屈地瓜Historical491k WordsCompleted [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 238Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [A crazy/funny story + system + infinite transmigration + seeking death + multiple worlds] The protagonist wins a hundred million in the lottery, but is forced into an infinite cycle of transmigrating through various books. Only a reasonable death can return him to the real world. So the protagonist tries to die, but he never does. He can only keep traveling between different worlds...

12. 212 修 A Cultivation Worker's Guide to Getting Promoted 修仙界打工人升职记 Author Xiao Li作者小李Eastern Fantasy214k WordsCompleted A cultivator from Lijia Village with a "waste spiritual root," he is optimistic, resilient, and blessed with an unconventional way of thinking. He has all the practicality and snark of a wage earner. After binding to the System, he steadily improves his cultivation by completing missions, and uses workplace skills to defuse crises in the cultivation world. He may seem ordinary, but he always manages to deliver a surprise. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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13. 213 漫 Demons Everywhere: I Grasp the Equality of All Beings 漫天妖魔：我领悟众生平等 Moonlight Beneath the Tower塔下月光Eastern Fantasy220k WordsCompleted [Spirit Swords + Everyday Comedy + Spirit Pets + Demons and Monsters + Collecting Demons and Monsters + Cunning Protagonist + Cultivation and the Dao + Ensemble Cast + From the Start] No dazzling transformation, no distinguished background. Lin Hao transmigrated into a xianxia world and became a chicken demon so weak he couldn't even truss a chicken. He stakes himself on the game and wins by half a step against fate. When fate played a joke on Lin Hao, all he could do was raise his wine and draw 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Where there is a Crouching Dragon, there will surely be a Young Phoenix. This is not a system novel; the protagonist is reincarnated as a chicken demon, born with a malevolent body and an innate aroma of flesh. Demons drool at his sight, and his fellow disciples grit their teeth in disgust.

14. 214 迪 The Dubai Prince Fell for Me After I Lost Everything in the Stock Market 迪拜王子爱上在大A亏到绝经的我 Night Voyage Boatman夜航船夫11k WordsCompleted A Dubai Prince Falls for Me After the A-Share Market Nearly Cost Me My Fertility —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come and read some funny and entertaining stories.

15. 215 老 Boss, Can We Really Make a Comeback in This State of Mind? 老大，我们这精神状态真能逆袭吗 Explosive Sweet Pepper爆炸甜椒Modern Romance347k WordsOngoing [Fun-Loving Heroine + Wealthy-Family Ensemble + Everyone Speaks in Riddles] One day, Chi Yu discovers she's the wicked villainess in a novel, doomed to die horribly, and she gets an itch to do something about it. She really feels like throwing a punch, thanks. So she goes right ahead and does just that. A spoiled rich kid wants to take unflattering pictures of her and ruin her reputation? Sorry, your embarrassing photos are going on Moments first~ The original heroine breaks character and immedi 195Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    This villain's inner monologue is absolutely divine! On the surface, Lin Yunche is obsequious to Leng Qianhan, but in his heart he curses her to the core, his mind filled with "What are you pretending for?" This hypocritical and ruthless nature is portrayed so realistically! These kinds of hypocritical villains in wealthy family novels are so captivating, you just can't stop reading!

16. 216 放 He Gave Up a Trillion-Dollar Fortune to Enlist, and Now the Goddess Is in Tears 放弃万亿家产，入伍后女神急哭了 Climb a Tree to Catch a Cat上树逮猫Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Explosive, Satisfying Read + The Army's Ultimate Trickster + Passionate Military Life + Lighthearted Comedy + High-Energy Twists] Qin Luo transmigrated into the body of a super-rich heir who rinsed his mouth with bird's nest every day and ate lobster as an appetizer. His billionaire father had only one requirement of him: spend a hundred million every month. But the life of throwing money around every day had gradually grown boring. By chance, Qin Luo ran into the woman of his dreams. He decide 19kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
17. 217 重 Back to the Golden Year of 1998: From Comeback to the Top 重回黄金九八：从逆袭到巅峰 Gou Erhe狗二河Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Outrageously satisfying + revenge + laugh-out-loud comedy + unhinged male lead + no putting up with mistreatment!] The unhinged male lead, Li Linchun, is reborn in 1998. The campus belle, a green-tea schemer, publicly accuses him of peeping on girls bathing! Li Linchun goes on a revenge-fueled rampage! He turns into a madman! He gets even the moment someone crosses him! He beats up the campus belle and knocks out her front teeth! The pancake-faced dean of discipline takes her side? He beats the 16.7kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
18. 218 如 How Can I Love You, My Dear? 如何爱你，亲爱的你！ Yu Xuan, Master of Favors顺水人情的禹宣Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted I pursued Chen Yang for five years, from the university campus in Jiangcheng to the steel-and-concrete jungle of Shanghai, clinging to him like a parasitic vine as I desperately tried to climb the tree he was. I thought that if I tried hard enough, I could eventually replace Su Man, the moonlight in his heart. Then, a week before his engagement party, he threw the limited-edition lighter I’d given him into the Huangpu River. The icy water splashed across my face as he said, “Lin Wei, you’ve neve —Reads6.9Score—Shelves
19. 219 重 Reborn: I Ascend the Throne as Empress 重生：我登基做女帝 Yu Xuan, Master of Favors顺水人情的禹宣Ancient Romance7k WordsCompleted Reborn: I Ascended the Throne as Empress 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 220 她 Her Secret Marriage Contract 她的秘密婚约 Yu Xuan, Master of Favors顺水人情的禹宣6k WordsCompleted Her Secret Engagement 2Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 221 双 Nightmare of Two Faces 双面梦魇 Yu Xuan, Master of Favors顺水人情的禹宣10k WordsCompleted The Two-Faced Nightmare —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 222 被 After Her Rich Second-Generation Boyfriend Dumped Her, She Got Engaged to His Uncle 被富二代抛弃后，她跟他小叔订婚 Yu Xuan, Master of Favors顺水人情的禹宣6k WordsCompleted After Her Rich Heir Boyfriend Dumped Her, She Got Engaged to His Uncle —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 223 重 Reborn as the Legitimate Daughter: The Marquis's Estate Will Repay Everything It Owes Me 重生嫡女：侯府欠我的都要还 Yu Xuan, Master of Favors顺水人情的禹宣Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted Reborn as the Legitimate Daughter: The Marquis’s Household Will Repay Everything It Owes Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 224 涅 Nirvana Poison Consort: The Chief Secretary’s Cherished Darling 涅槃毒妃：首辅的掌心娇 Yu Xuan, Master of Favors顺水人情的禹宣14k WordsCompleted Phoenix Reborn Poisonous Consort: The Chief Minister's Beloved 1Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 225 盗 Tomb Raider DNF: Using Mountainbreaker on the Graves of Gods and Buddhas 盗墓DNF：在神佛坟头放崩山击 Haha Wang哈哈旺Eastern Fantasy112k WordsCompleted After the great war of the Immortal Era, the world fell apart. The tombs of gods and demons littered the heavens, becoming treasure troves for cultivators. Bai Ye arrives with the [DNF System] and discovers that something is very wrong with this world: The Immortal Emperor's mausoleum is a lock that seals dragon veins! The Buddha's relic is an eye that absorbs all living beings! Every immortal and Buddha in the heavens is a fraud! While others raid tombs with compass arrays, Bai Ye just slaps 182Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is hilarious!

26. 226 我EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.6M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.7kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves
27. 227 喜 Joy in the Tang Dynasty 喜唐 Weiwei's Wei微微的薇Historical3.6M WordsCompleted Bright and glorious is the Tang, favored by Heaven to rule the myriad lands. Our founding ancestors answered Heaven’s call, and the four imperial clans followed its ways. Heaven granted us boundless blessings, and our clans share a common virtue. Our descendants carry on the legacy, offering sacrifices to the gods and matching the Pole Star. What did it really mean for all nations to pay tribute? Was it about uncritically worshipping foreign languages, or going abroad and being treated as honore 123.6kReads9.4Score12.8kShelves
28. 228 炼 After a Hundred Thousand Years of Qi Refining, I’m Already Invincible 炼气十万年，我已经无敌 Ding Chengjin丁程金Eastern Fantasy209k WordsCompleted [Ten Thousand Years at the Qi Refining Realm + Invincible]+ [Reviving His Sect in the Lower Realm]+ [Taking Disciples]+ [Defeating Every Villainous Sect]+ [Slaying Demons and Exorcising Evil]+ [Free Travel Between the Human, Immortal, and Demon Realms, as well as the Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth Timespaces]+ [Protagonist's Halo]+ [An Incredibly Satisfying Power Fantasy] Zuo Xiaoyu had spent a hundred thousand years in the Immortal Realm, stuck at the Qi Refining Realm. One day, he discover 335Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Listen quietly to the sound of a good book, and have a good night's sleep. [Salute]

29. 229 整 The Prankster Wreaks Havoc in the Cultivation World 整蛊专家祸害修仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy326k WordsOngoing [Face-Slapping + Pranks + Wild Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + System Cultivation] Others endure lightning tribulations when they cross a heavenly trial; he’s afraid the System will make him drink “Sissy Potion.” Others seclude themselves to break through; he squats in the alchemy room brewing “Supercharged Fart.” No spiritual roots? No problem, just eat laxatives as pills. No powerful backers? Don’t worry, prank the Immortal Venerable and make him your patron. He pranks the white-robed sainte 125Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A seemingly useless young man is bound to a prank system, preventing him from directly attacking those of higher levels. He relies solely on his mischievous tricks to outwit and outmaneuver high-level cultivators. He doesn't fight monsters or engage in rigorous training; instead, he uses various street-smart, sarcastic tactics to resolve conflicts between good and evil, resulting in a hilarious and constantly surprising story. 🪯☸️🕉️☪️🧡

30. 230 神 The Divine Lord Haotian 神尊昊天 Silent Speaker无声音箱Urban506k WordsOngoing Billions of terrifying bolts of lightning struck in an instant. God Venerable Ling Hao let out an unwilling roar. He had been just one step away from becoming a God King. As his consciousness faded, Ling Hao recalled how he had spent his entire life cultivating in pursuit of longevity and the Great Dao, never so much as touching a woman. And now, all he had to show for it was death and the end of his cultivation. “Heaven, it’s not like I dug up your ancestors’ graves!”... Ling Hao failed his tri 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first one is a perfect match!

31. 231 凤 Phoenix Rules the World: From the Start, the Coffin Explodes, and the Ancestress Can Cover the Sky with One Hand 凤临天下：开局棺椁炸裂，老祖宗她只手遮天 Silent Speaker无声音箱51k WordsCompleted The Phoenix Reigns Supreme: From the Start, the Coffin Explodes, and the Ancestress Rules the World with One Hand 10Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 232 重 Reborn: The Discarded Wife Returns, Ruthlessly Crushing Her Enemies 重生归来：废妻狠戾虐渣 Silent Speaker无声音箱Marriage & Romance19k WordsCompleted Reborn: The Ruthless, Vicious Ex-Wife Takes Down the Scum 15Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 233 契 Contractual Danger: The CEO’s Defaulting Wife 契约危情：总裁的违约娇妻 Silent Speaker无声音箱Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Contractual Peril: The CEO's Runaway Bride 1Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 234 酱 The Immortal Cultivation Rules of Soy-Braised Duck 酱板鸭的修仙法则 Didn't Wash My Feet Yesterday昨天没洗脚Eastern Fantasy209k WordsCompleted [Wild imagination]+ [Absurd comedy]+ [No limits] Good news: I didn't die. I transmigrated. Bad news: I transmigrated into a soy-sauce duck. Good news: I smell pretty delicious. Bad news: Everyone who gets a whiff wants to eat me. This novel is wildly imaginative and has absolutely no limits... 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Heavy punch][Heavy punch][Heavy punch][Heavy punch][Heavy punch]

35. 235 蛊 Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰 Little Sheep That Can Fly Every Day每天会飞的小羊Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi 113Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious! 🤪 This book, *Gu King A-Jie*, is simply the pinnacle of comedy! Add it to your bookshelf now 👈 You won't regret it! Chapters 3-11 are packed with laughs, from Miao A-Jie's hilarious sword-finding mishap on his first foray into the martial world to his comical battles and poisoning maneuvers with villains. Chapter 33 features a bizarre martial arts competition brimming with laughs. Chapters 74, 80, and 83 showcase his sparring with formidable opponents, employing bizarre and hilarious tactics. Chapters 124, 139, and 143 are filled with pranks on demonic beasts, delivering non-stop high-energy laughs. Chapters 184-187 involve a prank on the emperor, with unexpected twists that will have you laughing until you're breathless. Chapters 192 and 196 take absurdity to the extreme! And there are hidden, hilarious chapters with a demonic infant in chapters 197, 205, 223-224, 229, and 233-235 waiting for you to discover! I also highly recommend 👈 "The God of Laughter's Counterattack, The Promise of a Thousand Wishes"! The opening alone will have you laughing uncontrollably, and every chapter is packed with witty remarks. It's absolutely a source of joy when you're looking for something to read. You won't regret it! ✌😝😛😜

36. 236 笑 The God of Laughter's Comeback: A Pact of a Thousand Wishes 笑神的逆袭，千愿之约 BT28Modern Romance277k WordsOngoing “Help! Where are my imperial robes and jade tablet? Why have they all turned into these pink frilly things!” At dawn, the Jade Emperor's distraught roar rang out through the girls' dormitory. He had spent the previous night reviewing memorials in the Hall of Miraculous Mists. After waking up, he found himself in the body of a frail female student. “Xiaoshen! Did you fall in the toilet or something? Come out already, or I'm seriously going to wet myself!” Outside the bathroom door, Xu Jiaojiao's 8Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 237 反 Villain: It’s All a Joke from the Start 反派：开局就是乐子 The Nervous Nether Dragon胆战心惊的虚空幽龙Urban155k WordsCompleted Zhao Gang’s many vile deeds were too much even for the gods to tolerate. They forced him into a stroke of extreme bad luck, then banished him to another world. Zhao Gang cursed up a storm, and his string of profane greetings moved the gods. They gave him a System and sent him to face off against the male leads of various stories, successfully taking him from a perilous situation where he had a one-in-nine chance of survival to a stable ending where he was doomed to die. 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Upon seeing this huge sum of 1 million, how could the penniless father resist his desires? He quickly executed a flash and a slide tackle, shoving his own son aside. Then, with a backflip and a somersault, he precisely caught the 1 million banknote that the chubby boy had thrown from his hand.

38. 238 我 Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏 Spirit Rice Ice Core灵米冰核Eastern Fantasy810k WordsOngoing I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates? 49Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Chapter 229 of the Main Characters and System - In the small world of Crescent Lake on the Tianyuan Continent, everyone discovers that the Tentacle Evil Spirit is missing. Following its trail, they find a mushroom on the ground near Crescent Lake illuminating the scene—"Please Don't Die." It was an evil spirit, unable to understand human language, but it remembered the shape of those three words. After being injured, it didn't flee back to Crescent Lake, but instead circled around, pulling away the strongest evil spirit nearby—protecting those it wanted to protect in the weakest way possible. Finally, Xiao Wu rescued it. She took the pale blue mushroom and placed it on her forehead, and a tentacle sprouted from its head. She said, "Don't worry, this is Little Tentacle's home. It's just temporarily residing inside me." From Chapter 224 where the evil spirit devoured everyone, to Chapter 227 where it used its soul to withstand the heavenly tribulation, to this chapter where it protected Crescent Lake with its life—Little Tentacle's evolution is faster than any of its teammates. It may not remember who it was in its previous life, but it remembers to protect those who considered it a teammate. Zhang Chen proactively proposed dual cultivation in this chapter. From being scared off by the "dual cultivation conditions" in Chapter 194 to now, a full thirty-five chapters have passed—the assimilation ability of the Jiazi Yishe is terrifying. Chapter 230 - The extermination of evil spirits lasted all night because the explosive mushrooms were too powerful, so they had to do it themselves. The biggest discovery: evil spirits are not naturally generated, but are created by draining the water from aquatic creatures. The dragon carp said that a juvenile Scale Clan member "became an evil spirit just two days after birth." The forces that create these evil spirits don't even spare the young. The Tiny Clan demonstrated a new ability: swallowing and spitting out. After swallowing an evil spirit, it doesn't obliterate the other's soul; it can swallow it first to protect it, and then spit it out to release it. An evil spirit that is unwilling to assimilate other evil spirits—this is probably the price the Tiny Clan pays for retaining its self-awareness. The guinea pig was the tactical core today; the first explosive mushroom was used too forcefully, and the fragments collected were less than what was picked up on the road. The Great Blue Ox charged with a triple stun, the Little Gray Plane continued the control chain with a nine-sky attack, Senior Sister Zhou unleashed a cross slash with her twin swords, and Li Xu used the City-Breaking Strike he learned from Black Mountain, severing both hands but successfully scattering hundreds of evil spirits. After finishing, they discovered the enemy's true form was just a Qi Refining Level 1 tentacle monster and its small tentacle clan. Wang Yuan complained, "After fighting for so long, it's just a Qi Refining Level 1 tentacle monster!" Then he immediately became excited: "Wait, this tentacle doesn't obliterate the fused soul; it allows the small tentacles to collect the soul and then spit it out." From complaining to realizing how good it was, it only took a second. Back at Mushroom Village for breakfast, Zhang Chen was already there, combing Su Xiaochun's hair. She said she wanted to move in, and Su Xiaochun immediately complained that the bed was too small and hard—complaining about the bed, but actually being possessive of her food. Please add to your favorites and follow the updates; the journey to Medicine King Valley is about to begin!

39. 239 逆 Heaven-Defying Asura Scroll 逆天修罗卷 Ping Xinxing平鑫星Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing “What? You’re saying I was reborn? Hahaha! I was reborn, I was reborn, hahaha! This time, I absolutely refuse to coast to victory. I’m going to win MVP.” “I have good news and bad news for you.” “Let’s hear it!” “The good news is that you were reborn. The bad news is that your save file was deleted.” “Uh... You’re messing with me! I’m the famous survival expert Bear Grylls Black. You can call me Little Blackie. I come from a lower plane of the Extreme Region, beneath the Gilded Immortal Domain, 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    They stopped performing altogether, but the abstract style still managed to reach the cultivation world.

40. 240 审 Judging Beasts: Three Feet of Grass on My Grave from the Start 审判畜生：开局坟头草三米高 Listening to Rain in Gardenia Summer栀夏听雨Urban2.7M WordsCompleted The grass on his grave grows three meters tall from the start, and furious flames scorch through time and space! Qin Wuji, a web-novel writer, was brutally tortured and crushed to death in his previous life by human-skinned beasts. Armed with the Heavenly Punishment System, he tears through the cycle of reincarnation and is reborn in a parallel world! His Eye of Good and Evil opens! Road-raging demons? Heart-devouring monks? Vicious beasts tormenting the people? Every monster and demon is a lamb 113Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Nannan! It's me... It's all my fault! I, Jin Pianpian... I'm worse than a pig or a dog!" Jin Pianpian wailed hysterically, frantically kicking the ground with his only good leg, dragging his broken leg as he tried to escape. "I came to the city to work as a bricklayer... I sucked up to the boss's daughter... I just wanted to dump you and climb the social ladder... I failed miserably! My leg was broken! My wife ran off with the money and our son! I have nothing left! Karma! It's all karma!" Suddenly, as if grasping at the last straw, he pointed his twisted finger sharply at Jin Xiaopian in Bai Wentian's arms: "It was him! His car hit you! He took the karma for you... No, he took the karma for me! Nannan, look!"

41. 241 概 Conceptual Forbidden Zone: The Sniper's Wanted Order from the System 概念禁域：狙杀系统通缉令 Listening to Rain in Gardenia Summer栀夏听雨Urban1.3M WordsCompleted On the first day after being reborn, Qin Yi landed in big trouble! Other people who are reborn get bound to god-tier Systems. He somehow got stuck with a cosmic-level oddity: [Heavenly Dao Blank Slate]! It didn't even come with an instruction manual. Was this panel just completely useless? Qin Yi nearly flipped the table! Until... he discovered that with a casual tap, he could rewrite the System's rules?! The campus belle uses a charm System to win over the whole city? He turns around and downgr 4Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 242 重 Reborn with My Childhood Sweetheart and Her System to Assassinate the King of Qin 重生带青梅统子刺秦王 Listening to Rain in Gardenia Summer栀夏听雨29k WordsCompleted Reborn with a childhood sweetheart and a System to assassinate the King of Qin 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 243 宇 The Cosmic Protector of Cubs: The Star-Busting Chicken God Rises 宇宙护崽暴徒爆星鸡神崛起 Listening to Rain in Gardenia Summer栀夏听雨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse943k WordsCompleted Interstellar drifter Qin Er wanders the galaxy with the universe's most shameless chicken in tow, shouting at anyone he sees: “Who dares pluck my chicken? Second Master will scatter your ashes on the spot!” The little yellow chicken in his arms refuses to get up. While it's asleep, it can snipe a gang of space pirates from orbit; when its feathers stand on end, it can bounce ion cannons away. “Cluck! Anti-chicken-eating System activated!” The hacker big sister Zhou Liu pounds her keyboard until 3Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 244 食 Fortune-Fed Spirit Pets and Treasures on the Road to Immortality 食运通灵宠异宝闯仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy504k WordsCompleted Synopsis of The Fortune-Eating Spirit Pets and Treasures Storm the Immortal Realm The Fortune-Eating Spirit Pets and Treasures Storm the Immortal Realm creates a delightful world of cultivation. Its protagonist, Wu Xiaoxian, nicknamed “Fortune-Eater,” is a lively and distinctive character. Clever-looking and eager for both good food and wealth, he wears an unusual outfit that exudes opulence and wonder. Each of Fortune-Eater’s spirit pets has a unique ability. The little golden tortoise spits ou 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Fantasy + Comedy + Silly + Hilarious] You'll laugh until you squeal! Chubby Wu Xiaoxian and her three lovable companions cause chaos in Cloud Mist City. They use raccoon saliva as beauty cream, weasel farts to ward off evil, and even a compass turned into a hidden weapon while catching ghosts. On dates, they compare beautiful women to hibiscus chicken. Their spirit pets are even more outrageous: Huanbao uses his urine to cure illnesses while demanding a higher price, Taobao flaunts his treasures while holding a chicken leg, and Jinbao leisurely complains while huddled in a vat. Every chapter is filled with hilarious scenes, from medicine malfunctions to diaper changes that will have you laughing out loud. A blend of fantasy and absurdity, the jokes are so dense you can't keep up!

45. 245 仙 Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠：请剑人斩妖 Graceful As A Startled Swan翩若惊鸿灬Eastern Fantasy798k WordsOngoing (This new author's score just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For the mini-theater, please visit my homepage > Author's Notes > A Note from the Author.) Jiang He is a peerless prodigy, blessed with an ice spiritual root and an innate sword body, a talent rarely seen in the Shushan Sect in ten thousand years. His master is the greatest Sword Immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand Tutor of the imperial court. Fr 1.7kReads6.2Score159Shelves
46. 246 高 High Martial: Awaken as a Giant of Light or Follow the Kun Fist Path? 高武：觉醒选光之巨人还是坤拳流 The Great Blade Has Long Since大刀早已Urban72k WordsOngoing At the summit, false supporters gather. At dusk, true believers are revealed! Xu Aoshe, a seventy-year-old post-2000s grandpa: “I’m the true believer who has witnessed Emperor Kun for fifty years. And you, my grandson, believe in yourself. You’re the real hero.” Xu Wandao, a ghost-fire old geezer: “Tall means mighty, big means strong. People from Taizhou should drive their own Giant of Light Gundam. You have to believe in the light! The power of light will triumph over evil.” Xu Qian, with a whi 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious and refreshing campus romance! Not vulgar, but energetic, domineering, wild, and unrestrained. The protagonist, Xu Qian, will be constantly interrupted when he tries to show off. His superpower awakening relies on regional stereotypes! A multi-dimensional faith system, with a 0.002% Chance of awakening an SSR+ character. A new Ultraman, all-muscular, the kind without lights, doesn't eat beef, and is righteously evil!

47. 247 战 The God of War Says We Should Switch Wives 战神说换个老婆 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The God of War Said to Get a New Wife 34Reads—Score—Shelves

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    My war god husband thinks I don't know any seductive arts and wants to replace me. I laughed and turned on my mirror to reveal my Three Lives Mirror—in my past life, I shielded him from heavenly tribulation, and in this life, he thinks I'm not good enough for him? Fine, take it or leave it.

48. 248 认 After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Like an Enemy 认错人后，暴君把我当仇人宠 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me as His Enemy 53Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 249 掌 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门，请自重 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 17Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 250 剑 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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