I'm Sick of Sanctimonious Simps. Any Books Where the Lead Goes Easy on No One and Hits Women Too? 被圣母舔狗气疯了，有没有谁也不惯，女人也打的书

1. 1 道 The Daoist Black Code: I’ll Command the Six Caves’ Armies! 道门黑律，我要节制六洞兵马！ Aged Little Cabbage陈年小白菜Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing “The Great Emperor of the North Pole, Ziwei Yuxu, commands the stars above, governs the myriad laws in the middle, and rules Fengdu below. He is the lord of all the stars in the heavens, and the Northern Pole Exorcism Office is his duly appointed authority.” “Isn’t the Exorcism Office an internal Celestial Court department that judges matters involving ghosts and gods? Why call it a military bureau?” “Do you know what a ghost is?” “Isn’t a ghost just a ghost?” “The Taishang Tiantan Yuge says: ‘A 74.2kReads9.1Score7.1kShelves

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   The first three books are satisfying

2. 2 高 High Martial: A Matchup? I Can Beat Even the Empress! 高武：对比？女帝我也包赢的！ Rolling in the Dirt, Eating Tomatoes扑土吃番茄Urban4.3M WordsCompleted My name is Xu Anyan. In my previous life, I left Blue Star, ventured into the stars, attained the throne of an emperor, and subdued the heavens. After I fell, I was reborn and bound to the [Comparison System] alongside the boy staying at my house. Every so often, the System compares our strength. If I win, I receive a huge cache of resources to help me grow faster. If I lose, I have to take on a [Devoted Simp Challenge]. I have absolute confidence in myself. There’s no way the latter could e 120.1kReads8.9Score14.4kShelves
3. 3 我 I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我，摸鱼达人，骚操作惊呆白富美 Xi Dou汐豆Urban2.8M WordsCompleted Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “ 42.9kReads8.5Score4.3kShelves
4. 4 正 The Official History Is Wilder Than the Unofficial Tales, and Li Shimin Is Losing It 正史比野史还野，李世民崩溃 Trainee001练习生001Historical4.2M WordsOngoing [Historical retrospectives] + [a commoner's view of history] + [spoilers in the comments] + [emperors goofing around] + [A complete run-through of Chinese history from the Yan and Huang emperors, starting with the Shang] Chen Yong was hired to make a series of historical retrospectives. He planned to start with the Shang dynasty. To set his videos apart from the many others, he decided to follow standard historical methodology. Source priority: archaeological artifacts > official histories > 67.8kReads9.0Score4.7kShelves
5. 5 睡 After Sleeping with the Saintess, My Fiancée and I Were Tortured by Her 睡了圣女后，我和未婚妻被她虐疯 Yun Siyue云思月Eastern Fantasy86k WordsOngoing The two of them grapple on the bed as the Saintess berates him, every word dripping with blood: “You dared to ruin my chastity. I'll hunt you down to the ends of the earth!” “Since he ran away, I'll make his fiancée pay off this debt!” Then she turns to her fiancé and says coldly, “The engagement is off. We are parting ways!” “Why?!” He can't believe it. The pride of his Pure Yang Sacred Body surges forth. “In this whole world, who could possibly be worthy of you but me?” “There will always b —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I can't stop looking so good

6. 6 宗 Our Sect Is Dirt Poor, but the Disciples Are Rolling in Money 宗门一贫如洗，弟子富得流油 Qingbixi清碧溪Eastern Fantasy5.7M WordsOngoing [Transmigration + no System + no harem + lighthearted + martial world] “Want to become an inner sect disciple? With free room and board?” Unable to resist the temptation, Jin Xiaochuan charged straight into the Nine-Story Tower, only to discover that it was a demonic sect officially registered with the authorities. 54kReads8.7Score3.3kShelves
7. 7 逼 They Forced Me Out of the Sect. After I Left, the Whole Sect Was Destroyed 逼我滚出宗门，我走后全宗覆灭 Quan Doujin全斗金Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing [No regrets + Decisive and ruthless] For a hundred years, Li Xuan fought bloody battles to help his sect prosper. When he finally returned, he should have been welcomed home in triumph. But after losing his cultivation, he found only cold indifference. The Grand Elder abandoned him, his disciples despised him, and his junior sect brother took everything that had once been his. A century of achievements became nothing but a laughingstock. At last, Li Xuan came to his senses and awakened the Myria 1.4kReads6.8Score144Shelves
8. 8 疯 Are You Crazy? I Give Away a Trash Pill and Get an Emperor Weapon in Return? 疯了吧！送颗废丹，暴击出帝兵？ Big Gray Fish大灰鱼Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing Ye Qing transmigrates and becomes the master of Qingxuan Peak in the Taiyi Sect. After the former master ascends to immortality, Qingxuan Peak falls into decline. Disciples, stewards, and elders leave one after another, and even the new disciple he just took in wants to join another peak. Fortunately, Ye Qing awakens an apprenticeship reward System that randomly multiplies whatever he gives his disciples. “Ding! Gifted a Mystic Spirit Body. Returned: Immortal Body that Suppresses Hell!” “Ding! G 21.5kReads7.2Score2.3kShelves
9. 9 虫 The Immortal Path of the Insect Emperor 虫皇仙途 The Wind Rises in Chang'an风起长安Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsOngoing [Entire novel written by hand, no AI + spirit insect pets + beast taming + traditional cultivation + no transmigration + no System + lighthearted comedy + richly developed characters + survival through caution] The lowly servant Ye Lin accidentally awakens the Insect Emperor bloodline and opens the Ancient Insect Emperor Ring. From then on, he has a whole swarm of strange spirit insects at his side. An unfathomable number of ants devour the heavens and consume the earth. A tiny white snake beats 60.5kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
10. 10 苟 Keeping a Low Profile as the Peak Lord of Qingyun Peak 苟在青云峰当峰主 Stargazer星河眺望者Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Xuanhuan + imaginative xuanhuan + scheming + master and disciple] There is no generosity without something in return. The System is not salvation; it simply never named its price. Immortality is a lifelong dream for some, while others are born immortal. A master who has given up trying, several troublesome disciples, and a System trying to seize its Host’s body. In the end, the transmigrator’s all-encompassing primordial world turns out to be no more than a projection, and Pangu was merely the 7kReads6.2Score661Shelves
11. 11 反 Villain: The Sacred Son of Hehuan, Whom the Heroines Beg to Spare Them 反派：合欢圣子，女主跪求我放过 Mi Niang Who Loves Teasing Cats爱逗猫的米娘Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing [Multiple Heroines + Villain Protagonist + Invincible + Steamrolling Everything] Ye Mu wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a fantasy world, where he has not only become the Holy Son of the Harmony Sacred Land, envied by every man, but also awakened a Villain System! By committing all sorts of villainous acts, he can earn Fortune Points, which he can exchange for all kinds of items and even use to improve his cultivation! Just then, the heroine, Su Qianqian, comes to ask for medicine for the 849Reads7.1Score146Shelves
12. 12 开 I Saved My Sect Master from the Start 开局救了掌门师尊 A Few Green Plums青李三两颗Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsOngoing [The rating has just come in and will rise!] As an outer disciple, Zhang Yunfan goes to the back mountain to chop wood every day. One day, an accident happens while he is chopping wood: the sect leader and his master forcibly pull him into dual cultivation to cure her poison. 1.8kReads7.8Score160Shelves
13. 13 百 A Century of Cultivation: Awakening My Heavenly Spirit Root 百岁修仙：从觉醒天灵根开始 Loves to Eat Honey Badger爱吃平头哥Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the cultivation world, Li Qingshan can hardly believe his luck. When his spiritual roots are tested at eighteen, he's found to be an ordinary person with no spiritual roots. With no other choice, he retreats to a small mountain village, marries, has children, and lives quietly for a hundred years. A hundred years later, an immortal passes through the village and discovers that I have Heavenly Spiritual Roots? Heavens, are you messing with me? A hundred-year-old with Hea 340.3kReads8.3Score39.7kShelves
14. 14 开 From the Start, I Became a Furnace Cauldron for the Hehuan Sect? The More I Die, the Stronger I Get! 开局成合欢宗炉鼎？我越死越强！ Unhappy Couch Potato肥宅不快乐Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Harmonious Joy Sect] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Comedy] + [Lighthearted Entertainment] From the start, I became the Harmonious Joy Sect senior sister’s cultivation partner, and I’m about to die. Help, what should I do? Forget it. I’ll just die first and figure it out later. Qin Chen has ninety-nine lives. Every time he dies, he can permanently keep one thing of his choice: a cultivation realm, a technique, or a magic treasure. If he performs well, he might even gain a special talent. What? This p 91.1kReads8.2Score10kShelves
15. 15 独 I Guarded a Ruined Temple for Six Years Without Knowing I Was Cultivating Immortality 独守破庙六年，不知自己在修仙 Wandering Garfield流浪的加菲猫Eastern Fantasy3.9M WordsOngoing Lu Tongfeng spent six years alone in a ruined temple without realizing he was cultivating immortality. Only when he turned sixteen, and Yun Fuyao, a fairy from the Yuntian Sect, descended from the sky, did he learn that his slovenly master, who had died six years earlier, had been the Supreme Elder of the Yuntian Sect, one of the great cultivation sects of the mortal world, and its strongest cultivator. When his slovenly master breathed his last six years ago, he left Lu Tongfeng four legacies: 165.5kReads8.7Score14.6kShelves
16. 16 明 Immortal Venerable Mingyang 明阳仙尊 Walk Ten Thousand Miles, Throw a Million Punches行万里路打百万拳Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing [Proficiency panel] + [Sage Alchemy Body] + [Genius protagonist] + [Female lead] One day, Han Yang woke up to find that he had become the young master of a cultivation family in the Foundation Establishment realm. In his previous life, he had been a low-level civil servant. From the start, he awakened a proficiency panel: every cultivation technique and skill, once mastered, stayed mastered, and the more he practiced, the stronger he became! When he reached Foundation Establishment, he awakened 337.1kReads8.0Score43.9kShelves

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