Looking for a Funny Novel About Gossip and Mind Reading to Help Me Relax 最近想看吃瓜+读心的搞笑文，放松一下心情
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The Entire Cultivation World Eavesdrops on Me Eating Melon 全修真界偷听我吃瓜
Jiang Chacha wakes up to find she's become the most doted-on second-generation immortal in the cultivation world. Her father is the richest man in the immortal realm, her mother is the demon realm's empress, and every one of her siblings is a “Chacha-obsessed doting maniac.” She's instantly at the top of the world, but then she gets bound to a gossip System and starts furiously grumbling to herself. What she doesn't expect is that every cultivator can hear her thoughts! Ever since Jiang Chacha c
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The Ultimate Gossip Hunter Enters Showbiz, and You’re All Getting Canceled 吃瓜神进圈，你们都得塌房
[Fake heiress and real heiress + mind-reading and gossip + entertainment industry + satisfying read] A meteorite fell from the sky and struck You Xiaoxia, who had just died, sending her to another world, where she became the cannon-fodder real heiress in a novel. The real heiress was a cowardly loser, utterly inferior to the fake heiress in every way: insecure, sensitive, and suspicious. But You Xiaoxia couldn't care less. After all, she'd been bound to a gossip System, and if she didn't consume
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The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so
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After the Fake Heiress's Thoughts Were Exposed, She Gave Up and Settled in to Watch the Drama 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜
[Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b
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The Whole Family Can Hear My Thoughts: I’ll Just Watch You Perform 全家偷听心声，演，我就看你们演
[Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i
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Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情
Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug
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The Whole Capital Went into Chaos After They Read the Little Cannon Fodder's Mind 小炮灰被读心后，全京城都乱套了
[Transmigrate into a book + everyone’s darling + System + zany comedy + devoted couple] Jiang You Ning transmigrates into a melodramatic novel about a real heiress and a fake one. At first, all she wants is to survive by taking out the original male lead, then work hard to make money and reach the top. But for some reason, aside from the male lead, who is seriously focused on his career, why have all her good friends’ characters gone so wildly off the rails? … Real heiress: She’s my sister, eve
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After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后，人设都崩了
[The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o
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After the Baby Reads Minds, the Tyrant Catches the Man Pretending to Be the Empress Dowager 崽被读心后，暴君黑脸抓出男太后
[Everyone Hears Her Thoughts and Gossips Together + Beloved by the Entire Court + Adorable Baby + Silly, Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment] She transmigrates into a book. The lucky part is that she has a System, and the mission rewards are fantastic. The unlucky part is that this is a prank System. Which emperor would willingly get stuck with needles? Which court official would willingly wear women's clothes? Which prince would willingly roll around in a mud pit? Even worse, she transmigrates into t
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You Spill the Tea, I’ll Dig for Dirt, and We’ll Strip the Emperor Down to His Drawers 你爆料，我吃瓜，扒光皇帝大裤衩
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Ridiculous Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + If You Don’t Laugh, You Can Hit Me With a Knife!] Bad news: Wei Yuyan has transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder heiress. She has no food, no drink, no clothes, and her tiny underpants have twenty holes in them. Good news: She’s bound to the God System. From the emperor, empress dowager, and princes to ordinary citizens, she can see everyone’s past and future and knows each person’s fate. With nothing
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No Partner? No Big Deal. Missing Out on the Gossip Is What Hurts 对象没有不要紧，瓜不吃才伤心
[Ridiculous comedy + everyone can hear thoughts + meme-filled + nonsensical wish fulfillment + later, everyone can hear the male lead's thoughts too] Qu Tiaotiao gets bound to an “All-Knowing Search” golden finger. It lets her dig up dirt on everyone in showbiz, so her daily routine becomes one long gossip session. What she doesn't know is that her fans can hear all her thoughts. Qu Tiaotiao: [What! That hot traffic star only lasts seven seconds!] Haters: “A man can be handsome, but he still has
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The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒，老六们偷听我心声
[Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news:
6kReads9.3Score729Shelves
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Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊！被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心
On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff
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Help! The Mind-Reading Tyrant Insists on Spoiling Me 急！有读心术的暴君非要宠我
After she touched the tyrant’s skull, which had been polished into a wine bowl, she unexpectedly transmigrated into the empress who died the most gruesome death in history. Every day, she plotted to kill the tyrant and become empress in her own right, unaware that he could read minds. When the tyrant fell gravely ill, she wept and begged Heaven to let her trade her own years of life for his safety. The tyrant was deeply moved, until he suddenly heard her thoughts: [If he’s so sick, hurry up and
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The Cannon-Fodder Villainess’s Thoughts Are Read, and the Whole Protagonist Crew Panics 炮灰女配被读心后，主角团都慌了
[Transmigrating into a book + mind-reading + goofy comedy + everyone’s favorite] Jiang Nian transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder female character in a melodramatic transmigration novel. The heroine wavered between four male leads, keeping things ambiguous with all of them. After enduring a series of kidnappings, cliff-jumping, and “Here’s a million dollars, leave my son,” she resolutely took them all into her harem for a happy ending. As for Jiang Nian, because she spent all day t
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The Imperial Family Heard My Thoughts, and I Became Their Treasured Darling 皇室全家读我心后，我成了掌上宠
[Complete] [Family reads her mind + adored by the whole family + transmigrates into a book + gossip and commentary + no romance] Shen Yunyu transmigrates into a book, arriving in the Great Xia Dynasty as a princess whom the emperor likes least. Her birth mother is merely a low-ranking consort, and treats her daughter coldly because she didn't give birth to a prince. With neither parent caring for her, Shen Yunyu lies flat and waits to grow up and be married off to a distant land, fulfilling her
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Big News! The Paralyzed Man Heard My Thoughts and Got Back on His Feet 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了
[Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi
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Reborn: I’m Bound to a Prank System 重生之，我绑定了恶作剧系统
[Rebirth] [System] [Comedy] [Bickering Couple] [Funny Top Student ✖️ Arrogant Rich Heir] After a car accident, Ruan Qingqing is reborn at seventeen and bound to a prank System?! Under its compulsory commands, Ruan Qingqing suffers no end of trouble: Hold hands with a designated guy, recite a heartfelt poem, and invite him to dance the social shuffle? Whatever you're doing, polish the shoes of the person closest to you and give him a passionate kiss? Find your nemesis and give him a detailed int
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A Nobody’s Inner Thoughts Are Exposed, and They Roast the Mute Protagonist 路人甲心声泄露，痛批不张嘴主角
[Mind-reading + ensemble cast + no romance + everyone is a protagonist + cultivation + redemption] Zhou Bai ended up inside a dark, grim novel. A few years later, the Tianqing Sect where she lived would be destroyed, with every member dead. Every personal disciple was a protagonist, and every one of them was evil. Before long, the sect master would die, the elders would die, and the protagonists would die. Zhou Bai sat to one side, watching the drama unfold. The original novel’s tragic heroine,
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