Looking for a Crazy, Yandere Male Lead Who Imprisons the Female Lead 🙈🙈🙈 想要那种疯批病娇囚禁女主的🙈🙈🙈
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The Caged Rabbit 囚兔
The rating was just posted and will go up [Forced love | Locked-room confinement | Yandere | Both virgins | Six-year age gap | Older man | Happy ending] [Yandere Mafia godfather × Delicate southern beauty] Also known as: Caged Rabbit “Baby, you’re mine, and you always will be. So don’t ever think you can leave me.” Wen Han never imagined that one trip to Italy would lead her into a carefully woven cage. He was the youngest godfather in the Italian Mafia, an illegitimate child of Chinese-Italian
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- 2 Captive Darling: The Mad, Obsessive Tycoon Spoils Me Night After Night 囚宠：疯批病娇大佬夜夜宠 The rating has only just come in. It'll go up later. [Forced Love] [Imprisonment] [Powerful Man Who Never Backs Down] [Older Man] [Both Pure] [Love at First Sight for Both] [Happy Ending] She is no caged bird, nor a fish in a pond. But there is a man born cruel who insists on turning her into a dodder vine that can only cling to him. Luo Shi thought that breaking up was simple: all she had to do was ask, and he would agree. Lucien watched her coldly and offered her a breakup drink. If she dr 8.7kReads8.1Score72814d adds
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Baby, Run Again and I'll Make You Cry, Okay? 宝宝，再跑，把你弄哭好不好？
Peking Opera dan actress × ruthless, sinister business tycoon [Reborn + Coercion + Dual Endings + Regret After the Loss + Obsessive, Twisted Male Lead] In her previous life, Wei Jie kept Sang Xuening imprisoned at his side for five years by the cruelest means. She had no job and no friends. Over those five years, he wore down every sharp edge in her, and ground away all of Sang Xuening’s love for him. She knelt before him and begged, lifting her slender, pale neck. “Please, let me go.” Wei Jie r
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- 4 After a Thug Sets His Sights on the Swan, She Becomes a Caged Bird 暴徒盯上白天鹅后，她成了笼中雀 Top-Tier Thug × Resilient Ballerina [Forced Love + Cross-Cultural Romance + Taking by Force + Soft-Hearted Heroine + Male Lead Is No Good Man + Size Difference + Seven-Year Age Gap] With one breathtaking dance, she looked like a swan with a broken wing onstage, and a man took notice of her. That very night, she was being hunted. With nowhere else to go, she fled into his car, and he saved her. He rubbed the ring in his hand, his words cold and menacing. “Spend the night with me.” He never expect 8.4kReads6.5Score47914d adds
- 5 The Day I Tried to Run, Mr. Shen the Mad Dog Stole a Kiss and Took Me by Force 逃跑当天，被疯狗沈总欺吻强夺了 My new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 2.6kReads—Score11314d adds
- 6 Hush! You Can't Escape My Grasp 嘘！你逃不出我的手掌心 [Coercive Possession + Powerful Hero and Vulnerable Heroine + Heroine on the Run + Hero Has a Face, but No Conscience + Devoted to Each Other + Chasing His Wife to the Crematorium] The first time Meng Yanci saw Shen Youning, he was captivated by her eyes: foxlike, sly yet harmless when she smiled. They looked perfect for cutting out and preserving as a specimen. He wanted her badly. Unfortunately, once he had her, she had a boyfriend, then a fiancé, but she never had herself. She even tried to r 2.3kReads7.1Score14014d adds
- 7 Jiaojiao, You Can’t Escape My Grasp 娇娇，你逃不出我的手掌心 [Ruthless pursuit + Obsessive, unhinged hero + Heroine runs away + Groveling for forgiveness + Both leads are each other’s first + Coercive love] “Jiaojiao…” “He’s not good enough for you. Come to me.” A cruel smile played at the corner of Zhou Yuheng’s mouth. At the sound of his voice, the woman could no longer hold herself up and started to fall backward. But he swept out an arm and caught her by the waist, stopping her from hitting the ground. Yu Jiao’s eyes misted over as she glared at h 3.2kReads8.4Score18414d adds
- 8 No Escape: General Manager Shen's Canary Just Wants to Run 插翅难逃：沈总的金丝雀只想跑路 Stubborn Beauty x Obsessive CEO [The Husband's Groveling Era + Canary Romance + Obsessive, Unhinged Male Lead + Substitute + White Moonlight + Dead Lover Trope] On a stormy night, Wen Yang fled frantically in a raincoat, only to run straight into the headlights of Shen Yan's car. The man stood backlit, holding a black umbrella. He sneered, "Can't the iron gate at home keep you in? I should've locked you to the bed with a gold chain." She collapsed in the muddy water, trembling, her almond-sh 7.3kReads8.5Score42814d adds
- 9 Zhizhi, Be Good! You Can’t Escape My Grasp 栀栀，乖！你逃不出孤的手掌心 A cool, reserved young female doctor vs. a mad prince (the heroine later becomes empress!) [Abduction and coercion + taking a minister’s wife + redemption arc + devoted romance + melodrama + forced marriage + obsessive male lead] Xie Zhao is rescued by a young village doctor. But there’s always a cool detachment in her eyes and brows. He loves women like her. He wants to possess her. But the young doctor is engaged. No matter, he can steal her away. If she doesn’t love him, he can keep her by hi 6kReads7.0Score29814d adds
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Premeditated Possession 预谋侵占
Just started posting, so who knows if the ratings will go up~ [Forced love | Possessive | Male lead is no good guy | Seize her by force | Strong male lead, weak female lead | Both leads are each other's first and only] The first time Ning Yanzhou saw Wen You, only one blunt, obsessive thought remained in his mind. “I want to devour her.” He wanted to peel away that soft outer layer with his own hands and consume every last bit of the sweet, tender fruit within. He would claim all of her for hims
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From Now On, You Belong to Me 从现在起，你属于我
[Both leads are sexually inexperienced | Coercive romance | Possessiveness | He pursues her after mistreating her | Happy ending] Ji Yueyue got involved with the one man she should never have crossed. Unfortunately, it was already too late to escape. “Tonight, you belong to me.” She froze. “Sir, what did you say?” Lu Tingheng tossed a document in front of her. “Sign this contract, and from now on, you’ll be my exclusive lover.” From then on, Ji Yueyue became his private “pet.” - By a twist of fa
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There's No Escape! My Brother Wants to Keep Me Imprisoned 逃不掉！哥哥他欲囚不满
[Control and possessiveness | Forced love | Age gap | Both sexually inexperienced | Happy ending] Powerful, noble tycoon × soft, sweet, stubborn girl Shu Wanning’s family was destroyed when she was ten, and she was sent to live with the Fu family. One day, an accident sent her tumbling into a man’s arms. “Does it feel awful, sweetheart? Do you need me to help you?” Fu Sijue lifted her damp hair and kissed her passionately. “Sweetheart, you’re mine. You can only belong to me.” Shu Wanning never i
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The Sweet and Gentle Boy Is Wild and Wicked 甜兮兮的温柔少年他很疯很坏
[Reborn + Darkening + Sickly Male Lead + Reconciliation After a Breakup + The Male Lead's Redemption] After living her life over again, Wen Yisheng swore she would stay far away from Wen Zhi! She'd rather sleep on the streets or under a bridge than live with the Wen family again! Because the Wen family's eldest son, who seemed gentle and refined to outsiders, never smoked or fought, studied hard, and loved helping people, was a mad and wicked monster underneath! He was cruel and obsessive. “You
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Over-the-Top Devotion: I'm Just His Plaything 顶级狂爱：我只是他的掌中玩物
A godlike Western male lead × a resilient, delicate Chinese heroine The main story is complete. [Dominant daddy type + transnational forced romance + wild and unhinged + mature man who takes the lead + devoted husband + jealous of everything + height and build difference + eight-year age gap + heroine is vulnerable early on] A carefully planned scheme gets Qiao Yimo kidnapped and sold on the black market. She can't speak the language, has no one to rely on, and is put through hell. Only one for
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- 15 The Gentle, Love-Crazed Crown Prince Is Sick, and I Have the Cure 温柔病娇太子有病，我有药 [Sweet Historical Romance] [Hopelessly Love-Struck, Devoted Male Lead] [First Love, Faithful to Each Other] [Lighthearted Sweet Romance] [Happy Ending] Xie Changchen, Crown Prince of the Great Qian Dynasty, is peerlessly handsome. He made a name for himself across the land at fifteen during the Battle of Qiancheng. Yet his frail health leaves him coughing up blood at the slightest provocation, and the Imperial Preceptor once declared he wouldn't live past twenty-five. The emperor and empress, do 13.8kReads9.0Score1.3k14d adds
- 16 Years After Being Forced to Love 被强制爱多年以后 [Complete and ready to read, with bonus chapters in progress] Like the beginning of every Q-style BDSM romance, Xie Wenyi falls in love with Liu Shan at first sight. They’ve fought and ended up in the hospital. Liu Shan has worn a collar and lived in a basement and a dark room. Six years have passed, and they get along like an ordinary married couple... Not a chance! A stubborn but timid runaway bottom x an older, controlling, fatherly top [Everyday Life + Long-Married Couple Dynamics + Testing 32.8kReads9.4Score3k14d adds
- 17 My Polite, Disabled Husband Is Actually a Sick, Obsessive Tyrant 斯文残夫其实是个病娇偏执狂 Meng Ruoxi transmigrates into a book, becoming the vicious supporting female character who abuses the disabled villain, abandons her husband, and leaves her children behind. But she doesn't know she's transmigrated into a book, and she has no memories of the story. A month after being sent to the countryside, she marries the disabled villain, Shi Yanjin, so she can live comfortably. Four years later, the college entrance exam is reinstated, and she uses it as her ticket back to the city, abandon 13.1kReads7.2Score45914d adds
- 18 Toxic Control: The Delicate Canary Just Wants to Give Up 病态控制，娇软金丝雀总想摆烂 After being imprisoned for seven years under Qin Sinian's all-consuming need for control, Jiang Tang reached a breaking point. She screamed and raged, even crawling around in the dark, until Qin Sinian finally gave in. Jiang Tang was content. At last, she could step outside the Qin family's gates. But her happy days lasted less than two days. On a trip to an event to see Qin Sinian, she was assassinated. As she died, Jiang Tang tilted her head back and roared. She had fought so hard for her free 3.8kReads8.3Score24114d adds
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Sick Obsession: A Manual for Raising My Brother's Adopted Sister 病态占有：阴湿哥哥的养妹手册
[Dark yandere + System + Older male lead + Secret male crush + Forced love + Extreme possessiveness + Extreme need for control + Coercive pursuit + Age gap + Intense push and pull + Both leads are romantically inexperienced] Soft, pretty college girl x Dark, yandere CEO big brother * Wen Shiyou is a pretty twenty-year-old college student. After a car accident, she unexpectedly gets bound to the "Villainess Cultivation System." The System requires her to complete five villainess tasks every day,
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The Royal Husband Sent as a Hostage: Imprisoned, He Keeps Getting Cornered on the Emperor's Bed 和亲男后：囚禁后总被皇帝堵床上
[Two Male Leads: Dominant Emperor Top and Consort Prince Bottom. Older, Fatherly Top, Ten-Year Age Gap. Love at First Sight, Unscrupulous Tactics, Taking by Force, Intense Push and Pull, Imprisonment, Forced Love in a Dark Room.] Chu Zhao was Great He's most beautiful man and its greatest general. He had gone to battle ten times and crushed the grassland enemies each time. But on his eleventh campaign, Chu Zhao was defeated by the grassland king, Huyan Lie, and driven to the city gates. Below th
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- 21 Baby, Don't Cry. I Just Love You Too Much 宝宝别哭，朕只是太爱你了 (The rating was just released and will rise.) [Forced love + marriage by force + family destroyed + love and hate + trials through past and present lives + three lifetimes] [Airheaded beauty vs. sickly emperor] [Junior sister from the immortal realm x ruthless Demon Venerable] [Sweet, gentle little artist x business tycoon] A timid, soft little bunny vs. an obsessive, sickly big bad wolf It hurt. Su Wanli woke up in pain. She walked to the mirror. The girl staring back was covered in suggestive 9.2kReads8.9Score61314d adds
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The Female Side Character Is Too Radiant, and the Villain Can't Stop Kissing Her 女配太明媚，会被黑化大佬亲上瘾
I got a low score because someone sabotaged me. Kids, don’t read this. “Bright, charming, and bold villainess × a gloomy, unhinged big shot who pretends to be deaf” The moment Song Chuntian opened her eyes, she found herself in the role of the vicious female supporting character who tormented the future big shot. The original owner of her body had committed countless evil deeds. Now reborn, Fu Shen had fallen completely into darkness. He locked her away in a private sanatorium and tortured her
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After She Married, the Mad Emperor Seized Her by Force 嫁人后，被疯批皇帝强取豪夺了
[Coercive Possession + Later Revenge on the Scoundrels + Obsessive, Unhinged Hero + Groveling Chase + No Reconciliation + Second Male Lead Wins] Chu Huaiyu personally offered Lu Zhaoxue to the Crown Prince, using her as bait to frame Chu Siheng. After ascending the throne, Chu Huaiyu imprisoned Lu Zhaoxue deep in the palace, using his favor as a pair of shackles. Night after night, they were entangled in the palace. Biting her earlobe, Chu Huaiyu whispered, “Zhaoxue, do you hate me? Hate me if y
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- 24 After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Obsessive Men Forced Their Love on Me 穿书后，被两个疯批强制爱了 [Male Leads Who Are Chaste + Multiple Male Leads + Mary Sue + Forced Love + Taking by Force + Love at First Sight + Everyone Is Crazy + Obsessive and Unhinged + Scheming Yandere + Rivalry Among Men + The Long Road to Winning Her Back] After accidentally transmigrating into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting female character, Ye Youning wasn’t fazed in the least. “Why not just stay away from the main characters?” All Ye Youning wanted was to stay by her mountains of gold and silver, lie flat, a 17.5kReads8.1Score1.1k14d adds
- 25 After She Stopped Loving Him, Wen Yanqi Regretted Everything and Begged to Get Back Together 她不爱后，温言祁疯狂后悔求复合 [Both Pure + Imprisonment + Forced Love + Amnesia + Woman Pursues Man + Coercive Possession + Scheming and Obsessive + Love Grows Over Time + Playing Hard to Get + Angst Before Sweetness + Relentless Pursuit] Between her and him, one of them is always forcing the issue. When Shen Shuhe loved Wen Yanqi, he brushed her off with contempt and cold indifference. After accumulating enough disappointment, Shen Shuhe finally signed the divorce papers on a sunny day. She thought it meant freedom, never r 13.9kReads8.0Score51614d adds
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Forced Love Across Borders: The Eastern Bride Who Fled a Foreign Tycoon 跨国强制爱，异国大佬的东方逃妻
(Complete. Just got a rating, please go easy on it 🌹) [Mutual First Love + Daddy Vibes + Possessive Love + Marriage First, Love Later + International Romance + Size Difference + A Touch of Wife-Chasing Regret + Fake Gentleman, Real Psycho + Off-the-Charts Sexual Tension + Slow Pace + Male Lead Completely Surrenders] The first time she asked me for directions, I had no intention of letting her find her way back. I pointed her in the opposite direction. Even then, I was thinking that this little b
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- 27 The Obsessive Jerk Is Too Much: His Green-Tea Canary Quits 病娇太疯批，绿茶金丝雀她不干了 [Sweet romance + transmigrate into a book + yandere + mutual flirting + System + conquest + one true pairing] A coy, alluring beauty versus a possessive, abstinent CEO After the Time Management Bureau director was cheated on by their partner, they happened to pick up a sugary romance novel full of lovey-dovey scenes between the leads. Displeased, they flew into a rage and sent an unlucky soul to wreak havoc. Chi Li was that unlucky soul. She transmigrated into the novel The CEO's One and Only Wh 16.4kReads9.2Score1.4k14d adds
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The Powerful One’s Trap: Sister’s Exclusive Canary 上位者的陷阱，姐姐的专属金丝雀
Su Yu is the new executive secretary at the Jiang Group. Jiang Yan is an aloof, cold-faced CEO who stands high above everyone else. She was the one who pulled Su Yu out of the abyss, but the way Jiang Yan saved her and the way she hurt her were one and the same. “You’ve belonged to me from day one.” Su Yu can no longer tell whether this woman is trying to possess her or loving her with reckless abandon. In the end, will Jiang Yan be the first to let go, or will Su Yu be the first to be shattered
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- 29 An Ordinary Beta, but Every Day Is Dark and Twisted 普通beta，但黑深残日常 [Rating just released. This story is dark and twisted, with everyone harboring one-sided feelings, coercive love, a tangled love polygon, no fixed pairing, and shameless melodrama.] [The heroine suffers early on!!! I've already put up this warning, so please don't wander in by mistake. You'll only be wasting your time.] [The heroine will never end up happily with anyone who has hurt her, and she has a full character-growth arc.] [Warnings: dark, twisted coercive love ✘ There is no male lead, onl 2.7kReads8.0Score30614d adds
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My Unhinged Neighbor Is a Doctor 疯批邻居是医生
My Unhinged Neighbor Is a Doctor
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- 31 What Should I Do When an AI and a Yandere Both Fixate on Me? 被AI和病娇同时缠上怎么办？ What Should I Do When I’m Being Hounded by Both an AI and a Yandere? 130Reads—Score—14d adds
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Obsessively in Love with Her 偏执恋她
[Roguishly Handsome, Possessive, Obsessive Tycoon × Sweet, Soft, Flirtatious Beauty] She runs, he chases; she can't escape even if she grows wings! [Sweet, Satisfying Healing Romance + Take-What-You-Want Love + Long-Laid Plans + Imprisonment + Tortured Love + Cunning Schemes + Insecurity and Darkness + Secret Crush + Love That Grows Over Time + Reunion After Years Apart + Ex's Redemption Arc + Dual Personalities + Devoted Husband + Healing + Mutual Devotion + Taking Down the Homewrecker + Rekind
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After My Divorce, the CEO Brothers Won't Stop Chasing Me 离婚后，被男女总裁奶狗弟弟狂追
[Possessive pursuit + forced love + one woman, multiple men + age gap + captivity + second chance romance + older woman/younger man + two heroines + ambitious heroine] The heroine is stunning, brilliant, and bold. The male lead is extremely clever, sinister, ruthless, and a little twisted. Everyone is sharp-witted, intelligent, and quick with a comeback! Meng Yuanzhou fell in love with Qingqing at first sight. After scheming to take her by force, he thought giving her a bank card would put an en
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No Escape! I Met a Truly Unhinged Yandere 难逃！遇上真疯批病娇
[Forced love + yandere + unhinged + obsessive + wealthy family + both leads are each other’s first and only love + age gap + locked-room confinement] Xu Chuci meets a little fox. She loves to act cute and cling to him, though she has quite a temper. The more he watches her, the more intriguing and amusing he finds her. So he lays his plans step by step, deliberately luring her in and taking control of her. Who knew this little fox would be so bold? She lies through her teeth and even makes a mov
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- 35 I Picked the Wrong Target to Woo, and Now the Unhinged Commander Is at My Door 搞错攻略对象，疯批指挥官追上门 The rating is low because this is a new book and it has only just been rated. Jump in without worry. [Light cyberpunk + apocalypse + feel-good face-slapping + unhinged yandere] For three years, Lin Qiao risked life and limb to help Lou Mingzhe win her over, even getting their team into third place. Instead, she became notorious at the base as a “simp.” The entire team took Lin Qiao’s contributions for granted and even credited her achievements to their darling girl. Everyone was certain that no 1.2kReads8.9Score19614d adds
- 36 Shedding the Big Brother Act, Falling into Captive Love 卸下兄长伪装，囚爱成瘾 (The rating just came out and will rise) [1v2 + taking by force + obsessive captivity + yandere + unhinged childhood friend + creepy, brooding man + extremely angsty and crazy + both male leads are pure] (If I can't have your heart, then every inch of your body will belong to me.) “You bastard! Have the guts to let me die!” “Die? Even if you die, it'll only be because I *killed you*.” For fifteen years, he had been her gentle neighbor and older brother figure. Then a mistake by the heroine's fa 5.2kReads8.5Score28614d adds
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Imprisoned by My Sunshine Younger Brother 被阳光弟弟囚禁了
Imprisoned by my sunny younger brother
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My Husband Tricked Me into Going to Dubai 老公把我骗去迪拜
My name is Lin Wan. I've been married for three years, and all this time I've believed I married the love of a peaceful life. My husband, Zhou Yang, suddenly planned a surprise trip. He secretly booked first-class tickets to Dubai and tenderly promised to make up for the honeymoon we'd never had. Lost in his long-missed tenderness and romance, I eagerly set off for the glittering city in the desert. But the moment we arrived in a foreign country, strange things began to surface: the way he del
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Transmigrate into a Book to Win Over the CEO? One Slap and His Affection Hits Zero 穿书要攻略霸总？我一巴掌把他好感度扇归零
Need to win over the domineering CEO after transmigrating into a book? I slap his favorability down to zero.
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- 40 The Love Triangle Goes Wild, and Four Powerhouses Kneel to Fight Over Me 修罗场杀疯了，四个大佬跪着抢我 (Rival men + love triangle + irresistible heroine + everyone’s favorite + all male leads devoted only to her + revenge + business warfare) I’m Gu Qingyin, a lowly maid at everyone’s beck and call. In the glittering, extravagant Shanghai of old, everyone thinks I’m beneath notice, but no one knows I can drive every powerful man to madness. The warlord’s son draws his gun for me: “My life is yours. Come with me.” The intelligence agency’s young master kneels for me: “I’ll turn all of Shanghai upsi 42Reads—Score—14d adds
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Dustlight Paints the Heart: Hao Gong and Wei Yi 尘光绘心颢宫微伊
Tong Yanyi’s life at eighteen was dragged into a mire by her mother’s illness and loan-shark debts. She dropped out of school and started working at the Haojue Hotel in Nancheng, learning to lay out towels and toothbrushes. On a guest-room cleanliness scorecard on the twelfth floor, she secretly drew seven Calabash Brothers rescuing their grandpa. She traded humble labor for a chance to survive, and used childlike doodles to fight back against fate’s cruelty. At twenty-eight, Yu Jinghao is the
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Crazy CEO Fu Is Begging His Succubus Wife Not to Divorce Him Again 疯批傅总又在哭求魅魔老婆别离婚
[Dark, unhinged CEO]× [Top succubus actress] I'm Youlan, 23 years old, and I married 26-year-old Fu Zheng. On the surface, it was a family-arranged marriage, but in reality, it concealed the secret of my succubus bloodline. Every month, I need to drain the yang essence from a man with a pure-yang constitution. Fu Zheng, the pride of the Fu family, unwillingly became the victim of my secret. He lost his freedom, and his life was branded with shame. For three years, I imprisoned him countless time
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The Master-Level Green Tea Turns the Untouchable into Her Devoted Servant 满级绿茶把高岭之花钓成裙下臣
[Sweet Romance]+ [Secret Account Exposed]+ [Intense Push and Pull]+ [Yandere]🔥 “Uncle, I was wrong...” The young woman’s eyes were red-rimmed, her expression soft and pitiful. Fu Yanci, the top tycoon of Beijing’s elite circles, slowly pulled off his tie and pinned her firmly into a corner, his eyes roiling with obsession and madness. “When you were flirting with me online, all sugar and honey, why didn’t you call me Uncle then? You reeled me in and now you want to run? Too late. You can only be
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