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1. 1 我 I'm a Brilliant Villainous Actor, but I've Never Actually Killed Anyone 我反派演技一流，但真没杀过人啊 Frost Moon Sword一剑霜月Mystery102k WordsOngoing [Crime-solving + No romance + Lighthearted + Villain protagonist + Showbiz + Acting] I Played a Throat-Slitting Killer to Stardom, but the Audience Is Demanding I Confess The camera was shoved in my face just after I won the Best Villain Award for my “throat-slitting scene.” “Mr. Lin, your portrayal of a serial killer was so convincing. Have you ever committed a real murder?” The reporter smiled, a knife hidden in his words. Before I could fire back, the comment feed exploded: “The way he ho 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I looked at a few pages and this book is alright.

2. 2 赏 Bounty Hunter: I Shot an Outer God and Played It So Safe I Was Untouchable 赏金大镖客枪杀外神我阴到无解 Xiao Bobai小波白Urban44k WordsOngoing [No Female Lead] [No Romance] Feng Shou transmigrates into a parallel world where the Abyss has descended and the supernatural is returning! The uncanny are terrifying and ruthless, while the Outer Gods whisper with sinister voices! The slightest mistake could mean death! Just as Feng Shou sits around waiting to die, he awakens a golden finger: the Wanted Handbook! It shows everyone's bounty level, and killing a target makes him stronger! But... Staring at the seven blood-red stars above his hea 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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   No romantic pairing, funny, but not mindless.

3. 3 黑 Black and White Impermanence Help Me Crush the Underworld Livestreaming Scene 黑白无常带我卷死阴间直播圈 Ancient Scroll Hunter古卷狩思人Modern Romance427k WordsOngoing Office drone Park Il-saeng stays up late shopping during the Double Eleven sale, accidentally causing the Underworld's servers to crash and forcing him to become a livestreamer selling goods from the afterlife. He teams up with the very different Black and White Impermanence to form a bizarre livestream crew, launching their absurd sales venture from a studio beside the Bridge of Helplessness. As their livestreaming career continues, this unreliable team faces all kinds of ridiculous challenges: —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Brainless, humorous. I personally think it's pretty good.

4. 4 打 The Wage Slave Is Still Risking Their Life in the Game Today 打工人今天也在游戏里玩命 Jin Feiyu金非鱼729k WordsOngoing [No CP + Infinite Flow + Snark + Comedy + Strong Female Lead + Games + Pure Power Fantasy + Multiple Genres] Lin Lai has kidney failure and is too poor to afford dialysis. To stay alive, she signs a contract to test a full-dive game. Other people play games for fun. She plays to survive. Other people spend money. She bets her life. On her first day in the game, a security guard chases her through a supermarket with a six-foot broadsword. System prompt: [Mildly scary instance. Proceed with —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The female lead is broke and can only work in a holographic game to find bugs. But she's incredibly talkative, constantly criticizing the AI, the dungeons, and the company. The key is, she has no romantic partner; she's focused solely on making money and building her career. It's an infinite flow, no romantic pairing, just a-style (complaint-filled) story. [Top Post]

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