Any Ridiculously Bad Genshin Impact or Honkai: Star Rail Fanfiction? 有什么原神崩铁的答辩同人文吗

1. 1 原 Genshin Impact: A Reborn Playboy Among the Gods 原神：贵为魔神却是重生浪子 Carefree Little Green逍遥小绿Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing Take a look at this dashing, elegant man before you. His name is Lin Mo. Let’s hear what his companions think of him. Venti: To be honest, I refused at first to take part in this introduction, but... hic... the God of Wine’s wine is forever divine. Love you! Xiao Mo, Helong, Susan: Great job, boss. All our hard work was for nothing. You’re out having fun every day, you jerk! Lumine: He’s great apart from being a little lazy... All right, the commission is done. Remember to give me the Skyward Bl 87Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Just kidding, the wings are hard! This book can definitely be read without thinking. It has logic but not much, but it is definitely enjoyable! Although our definition of cool may be different (whispers)

2. 2 原 Genshin Impact: My Big Sister Is Raiden Ei 原神：家姐雷电影 The Flying Salted Fish咸鱼乃飞天Anime Fanfiction2.0M WordsCompleted [Genshin Impact] [Invincible] [No angst] In the Plane of Euthymia, Raiden Ei faced off against Raiden Shuo. Ei stared coldly at Shuo and asked: “Shuo, why do you defy me?” Raiden Shuo answered with righteous conviction: “To correct your vision of eternity! To save my people! To change the state of Inazuma!” Raiden Ei fell silent for a moment. “Speak plainly!” “Oh, well, there's no other reason. What kind of kingdom keeps a crown prince waiting forty years? I'm not the crown prince, more like the 1.6kReads8.0Score193Shelves

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3. 3 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: I Become a Xianzhou General in the Forbidden Zone of National Destiny 崩铁：我在国运禁地里当仙舟将军 Xiao Bo筱伯Anime Fanfiction2.3M WordsOngoing “Mighty divine spirit, heed my command. Strike without mercy!” Jing Yuan, who possessed the “Strongest Roleplay System,” transmigrated to a parallel world, became a Trailblazer for the Dragon Kingdom, and entered the forbidden zone of national destiny! Trailblazers from other countries all carried AKs and M4s, but the Dragon Kingdom's approach was something else entirely... A lazy white-haired boy, wielding a pudao, fought the Star Gods of the heavens all by himself! While contestants from other 6kReads9.5Score586Shelves
4. 4 聊 Chat Group: With Heaven-Defying Comprehension, I Kiss Furina From the Start 聊天群：悟性逆天开局强吻芙宁娜 Ye Yuqing叶于青Anime Fanfiction138k WordsOngoing [Chat Group] + [Honkai: Star Rail] + [Honkai Impact 3rd] + [Genshin Impact] Also known as: Chat Group: My Friends Won't Leave Me Alone After Discovering My Heaven-Defying Comprehension After transmigrating to Teyvat, I gained the golden finger [Heaven-Defying Comprehension], which lets me deduce any skill. Bai Ye thought this was already the best possible start, but then he joined a chat group too. Herta: “I hear you know everything about the Aeons? And the price is me?” Raiden Ei: “I'll pay any 5Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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   Genshin Impact Beng Tie I only have these

5. 5 至 The Winterland Harbinger: Bound to a Sucker System from the Start 至冬执行官，开局绑定冤种系统 A-Qing阿晴呀Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted Original title: Genshin Impact: Harbingers Can Be Unhinged, But Don’t Be a Creep “I’m Su Ming, a Snezhnayan Harbinger with one year of practice under my belt.” After transmigrating to Teyvat, Su Ming becomes the Twelfth Harbinger of the Fatui, the Hermit, and obtains the legendary System that supposedly comes standard with transmigrators. It’s just that the chests this System gives him are a little too weird. Common chest: Tartaglia’s fish sword Exquisite chest: Nahida’s white ice cream Luxuriou 340Reads9.2Score—Shelves
6. 6 原 Genshin Impact: The Straight-Laced Fortune Teller Who Just Wants to Run a Stall 原神：一心摆摊的算命先生很正经 A Chance Encounter丨忆相逢丨Anime Fanfiction469k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and relaxing + sweet romance + saving the day + fun antics + a great read] Hu Tao: “Yixi! I finally found you! Come on, help me figure out where I can find some work~” Greater Lord Rukkhadevata: “Boss, what did you spend all that Mora on?” Columbina: “Here, take this Harbinger coat and keep the badge. Guess what you’ve become?” Zhongli: “You brat, did you take Fadui drinking again?!” Guizhong: “Another day of trying to become the dust in Old Rock Head’s heart~” Yixi made a quick ca 13.5kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves
7. 7 冷 Leng Jing Bu Leng Jing's Third Book 冷静不冷静的第3本书 Calm, Yet Not Calm冷静不冷静Anime Fanfiction511k WordsOngoing Mu Xia transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail and binds a Path Simulator System. He can simulate any Path and obtain the power of an Aeon! From the start, he simulates the Path of Propagation, with more children, more blessings! Kafka: “A-Xia, what should we name them? ... Hmm? Xing and Qiong? Lovely names...” Fu Xuan: “What did you say? Mm... Mu Xia, you naughty thing!” Herta: “Mu Xia, let's register our marriage next month...” His simulations grow ever more unhinged, ca 502Reads8.4Score100Shelves
8. 8 星 Star Dome: The Inscription of Salvation, Yet I Am a Remnant of Abundance 星穹：救世之铭，但是丰饶余孽 My Dao Heart Is No Longer Steadfast道心不再稳固Anime Fanfiction334k WordsOngoing [Not a saintly protagonist] [The protagonist loves fooling around and having fun] Bai Yu transmigrated into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, but unexpectedly obtained the Seed of Abundance, granting him an infinite lifespan and powerful regenerative abilities. But because of the Seed of Abundance, his body was also undergoing constant, irreversible mutations. Living in symbiosis with the Seed of Abundance, Bai Yu's body began to give off an enticing fragrance, like an elixir of immortality. To su 623Reads8.8Score—Shelves
9. 9 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Wings of the World 星穹铁道：世界之翼 Dance God Yue舞神悦Anime Fanfiction347k WordsCompleted [Aeon: Wildfire · Life’s Bane] [Burn the past and scorch the future to trade them for a light that cannot be concealed in this moment] When you are cornered, when all hope is lost, when enemies surround you on every side, then proclaim my name and climb the thorny staircase I have laid out for you. Burn yourself away amid blood and pain. Be reborn amid ashes and dust. Your past will become the immortal shell of your present. Your future will forge the unending strength of your present. Proclaim 4Reads5.7Score—Shelves
10. 10 盘 Genshin Impact's Greatest Moments: Raiden Ei Cooks for Me 盘点原神名场面：雷电影给我做饭 Hui Huanghuang辉皇皇Anime Fanfiction236k WordsOngoing [Genshin Impact + quiz System + no angst or tragedy + fun!] You Li transmigrates to Teyvat and initially decides to stay holed up at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor forever. Suddenly, a quiz System descends upon Teyvat! Fan creations, the future, parallel timelines, and all sorts of strange events are exposed one by one! With generous rewards and humiliating punishments, Teyvat descends into chaos, and reality grows increasingly distorted. Who blew up the kitchen, and who watched them do it? Why is Aya 21Reads8.4Score—Shelves
11. 11 星 Honkai: Star Rail: I Am a Cultivator 星穹铁道：我是一名修仙者 Never Forget Your Original Aspiration~不忘初心～Anime Fanfiction277k WordsOngoing She transmigrates to the world of Honkai: Star Rail and is found drifting through space by Herta, who brings her back to the Herta Space Station. After waking up, she binds with the System and embarks on the path of cultivation. Join the Astral Express and explore the stars! Stellaron? Refine and absorb it! Mara-Struck? Take an immortal elixir! Predict the future? Conceal the secrets of fate! I'm just a cultivator. 394Reads8.7Score—Shelves
12. 12 星 Honkai: Star Rail: I Sell Mystery Boxes on the Xianzhou Luofu 星穹铁道：我在仙舟罗浮卖盲盒 Monk Wujie无戒僧Anime Fanfiction527k WordsCompleted Lin Ye transmigrates to the world of Honkai: Star Rail and obtains the Myriad Worlds Mystery Box System, which lets him sell rare treasures from countless worlds. Lin Ye: “Miss, why not buy one? You definitely won’t regret it.” Himeko: “Ripped fishnet stockings? What kind of treasure is that?” Kafka: “A one-day pregnancy experience pass? Hey, I don’t want to be a mom!” Asta: “Whoa! A fully equipped planet-destroying warship! Wait, why does it say it was made by Handcraft Geng?” Sushang: “Ten Tho 657Reads7.0Score100Shelves
13. 13 星 Star Dome: My Simulated Life Resets Every Week 星穹：我的模拟人生每周刷新 I'm Not a Lolicon我才不是萝莉控Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the Star Dome world, Jiang Fan awakens a life simulator. As long as he simulates his life, he can grow stronger. Herta: “In your next life... will you recognize me at first sight? ...I want to ride the Ferris wheel with you.” Cocolia: “I overturned the whole world just to set your reflection right.” “That's how farewells are, really. The one who leaves first casts a shadow that stretches far, far across the ground. No matter how hard you chase after it, there's nothing 3.7kReads9.3Score462Shelves
14. 14 星 Star Rail: The Tsundere Diviner Won't Pick Up a Down-and-Out Sword Saint 星穹：傲娇太卜不会捡到颓废剑圣 Lazy Turtle怠惰的龟Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsOngoing [A super-sweet romance with Fu Xuan as the sole heroine!] [The true-love warrior is here, cheering on my one and only!] [Bring your own insulin.] [A fluffy, everyday romance with a very light main plot.] I can't remember when I came here... Day after day, year after year, I practiced my sword and drank my wine. Old friends gradually passed away, and before I knew it, I had closed my eyes too. In a daze, it seemed someone was calling me back to life... “Hey~ Hey~ Hey~ It's time to eat! Wake up!” 5.4kReads9.5Score540Shelves
15. 15 星 Honkai: Star Rail: A Guide to Raising Lolis 星穹铁道：萝莉的养成指南 Da TianX大添XAnime Fanfiction333k WordsOngoing [Loli] [Everyday Life] [Fanfiction] [Adorable] Thanks for the invite! I just arrived in the Underworld and became a firefighting hero by saving Hook! Bai Yu hadn't planned on saving her, but his mission was to get himself killed? The more he gets himself killed, the stronger he gets, unlocking all kinds of ways to die! And yet he still makes a name for himself in the Underworld! Bai Yu: You want to know how to write the word “death”? Let me tell you: when I die, your ancestors won't have died ha 226Reads7.5Score—Shelves
16. 16 星 Honkai: Star Rail: An Emanator of Elation from the Start 星穹铁道：开局成为欢愉令使 Dreams of a Foolish Phantom痴人魑梦Anime Fanfiction293k WordsOngoing [Fanfiction + comedy + unhinged fiction + System] Luo Yan transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail and gets hold of a vessel named “Qiong.” At the same time, Aha, the Aeon of Elation, selects him to become a Self-Annihilator. And so begins a life of searching for fun on the Trailblaze journey and swindling people on planet after planet~ No heroine for now, or maybe every character is the heroine~ 5Reads7.4Score—Shelves
17. 17 星 Honkai: Star Rail: A Joyful Journey Starting with Silver Wolf 星穹铁道：从银狼开始的欢愉之旅 San Shangchuan三上川Anime Fanfiction241k WordsOngoing [Comedy] [Unhinged] [The author is not mentally ill, thank you] [Single heroine: Silver Wolf] Luo Yun felt like something was wrong with him. For instance, when he opened his eyes and saw the silver-haired girl in front of him, a piercing voice full of delight seemed to ring in his mind: [Let the fun begin! Cling to Silver Wolf's leg and recite the following scripture: “The worst Silver Wolf addiction attack I've ever had...”] At first, Luo Yun thought he'd be at a loss faced with such an absurd 11Reads9.4Score—Shelves
18. 18 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Dreaming of the Starry River 星穹铁道：揽星河入梦 A Stone Lion一头石狮子Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [Honkai Impact 3rd] [Honkai: Star Rail] [Honkai: Star Rail] It was an evening when ashes fell from the sky. A woman stood at the entrance to an orphanage, holding a black umbrella. “Since your wish in this life has been fulfilled, come with me.” “I just want to make sure: you have a taciturn older brother and a younger sister addicted to the internet. You’re divorced and widowed, and your ex-husband is buried?” “Of course!” “And you guarantee this is a normal, loving family, not some notorious i 19.6kReads9.6Score2kShelves
19. 19 星 Honkai: Star Rail: From the Start, I Set Up the Abundance Emanator on a Blind Date 星穹铁道：开局给丰饶药师征婚 Hooked Finger勾指Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail + Honkai: Star Rail fan fiction + Genshin Impact + gaming + comedy] [Game] Aeon An Aeon who appeared in the universe at some unknown point in time, with little recorded history. It was as if they had made some kind of deal with [Fuli]: one day, records of their existence suddenly appeared in people's memories. Even so, no one knew their name. To them, the entire universe was a game, and almost everyone was an NPC. Only those they approved of could become [players] in this [gam 5.3kReads9.4Score548Shelves
20. 20 星 Honkai: Star Rail: My Divination Is Maxed Out, but I Just Want to Slack Off! 星铁：满级占卜术却只想摸鱼！ Leisurely in the Mud泥泞中悠闲Anime Fanfiction405k WordsCompleted [Play the pig to eat the tiger + clever, satisfying story + diviner (formation master) + one heroine + sweet moments + bickering + humorous meme-filled style + original plot + slow pacing] Plot summary: [Slacking off with Qingque, getting caught, being forced to take on a mission, finishing the mission early, slacking off again] (a perfect loop) Players with weak hearts, never play Qingque, unless you have immense good fortune or think you have a chance to transmigrate to another world after you 2.4kReads9.0Score280Shelves
21. 21 星 Honkai: Star Rail: The First Emissary Under Aha 星穹铁道：欢愉座下第一令使 I'm Not Genshin Impact我不是原神Anime Fanfiction1.7M WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines] [Heavily altered plot + original story] [Aha is a heroine too!] As an Emanator of the Aeon of Elation, Su Yun just can't understand it. They're all working for Aeons, so why do everyone else's Aeons live it up while he has to take the blame for Aha every single day? “So next time you do something bad, could you stop pinning it on me?” “Ehehe, nope.” Aha very sincerely turned down Su Yun's request. If he weren't weaker than Aha, Su Yun would have already brought a shovel down 3.9kReads9.2Score452Shelves
22. 22 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Performing the Void Sword God from the Start 星穹铁道：开局表演太虚剑神 The Sky Yearns for Snow at Dusk晚来天欲樰Anime Fanfiction4.1M WordsOngoing Yan Huan accidentally transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, and from the start Kafka stuffs a Stellaron into her. "Congratulations, Host. You’ve awakened the Slacker System. The lazier you are, the stronger you become!" “Now that’s a sweet deal!” Yan Huan flops down on the spot, leaving Kafka and Silver Wolf utterly dumbfounded. After her slacking session… "Congratulations, Host. You have gained the power of an Emanator and the true teachings of the Celestial Phoenix!" “Wait, you’r 14.9kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
23. 23 原 Genshin Impact: I Need to Find a Way to Kidnap Them 原神：得想个办法把人拐走 Cuckoo Coo咕咕布谷Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted A new story is here! You can read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 5.8kReads8.9Score412Shelves

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    These are all Genshin Impact fanfics, and I only have so many of them on my bookshelf.

24. 24 原 Genshin Impact: I Transmigrated into Raiden Ei's Younger Sister 原神：我穿越成了雷电影的妹妹 The Manager Who Does Nothing主管不管事Anime Fanfiction530k WordsOngoing After the war with Khaenri'ah, I transmigrated again, only to find that I had become Raiden Ei's younger sister? I was given the name Raiden En and welcomed into the Inazuma family. And so began my life in Inazuma, feeding Raiden Ei and matching wits with Yae Miko. “Big Sister, this is for you.” “Big Sister, you can only have one more cup of Dango Milk.” Looking at Raiden Ei's pitiful expression, Raiden En said sternly. Feeding Raiden Ei was a lot of fun, but why was she looking at me more and m 188Reads9.5Score—Shelves
25. 25 创 Strike Against Mary Sue 创击玛丽苏 Runaway Man-Eating Flower在逃食人花Modern Romance23k WordsCompleted [Mary Sue + secret identity + melodrama] Liu Li, the world’s number-one princess, whose full name is Liu Li. Bingjing. Dieying. Feiwu. Ruoli’er. Xue. Luoying. Qiangwei Meigui Lei. Zidian. Shangxue, falls in love with Lei Ting, the world’s number-one prince, whose full name is Lei Ting. Gaba. Ye Ao Nai Wo He. Wudi. Kuang Zhua Ku Xuan. Baolong Zhanshi. Pili. She is obsessed with his breakdancing, bewitched by his arrogant, wicked charm, and even jumps off a building, donates her brain, and has hem 643Reads8.8Score105Shelves
26. 26 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: The Cultivator Whose Neck Kafka Snapped 崩铁：被卡芙卡拧断脖子的修仙者 Tian Moshengren天陌生人Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted Suppose you kidnapped Asta. What would you do? A. Turn her into a cream puff B. Turn her into champagne C. Both of the above Chen Bai: I choose D. Give me twenty billion Credits, because I’m a cultivator and need a lot of resources. March 7th: Chen Bai is just like a black cat. Welt: Someone who needs guidance onto the right path. Himeko: A strange person. Bronya: A sinister, treacherous fiend who has crawled out of hell, committing every evil imaginable. 5.9kReads8.8Score482Shelves

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    Push me.

27. 27 穿 Transmigrating into Genshin Impact: For the Sake of Rex Lapis 穿越原神：为了岩王帝君 Wanting to Become a High Priest想要成为大祭司Anime Fanfiction694k WordsCompleted [Genshin Impact + Daily Life + Utterly Devoted Rex Lapis Fan] Before the seven nations of Teyvat were founded, the entire continent was ravaged by war and disaster. Against this backdrop, the soul of someone from another world transmigrates into a village that worships the Geo Archon Rex Lapis, Morax, and becomes a lowly exorcist. At this point in time, the Archon War has yet to begin. Humans struggle to survive, and natural disasters and monsters are the source of their suffering. Standing on t 1.9kReads9.5Score207Shelves
28. 28 原 Genshin Impact: When It Comes to Absurdity, This One Takes the Cake 原神：论抽象还得是这个 Hui Yang恚羊Anime Fanfiction327k WordsOngoing Noelle seeks a stronger build, training hard for adventure without pause. She has braved traps and confusion, never letting go of her steadfast resolve. And yet, After five years in the mortal realm, she is still ordinary! She rejoices when she first gets a System, only to learn the next day that it’s a cheat feature... Honkai: Star Rail, launch! 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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